taz.kelly
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since: 11-18-07, id: 1424129, Profile Updated: 05-17-13
country: South Africa
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

JUST A NOTE TO ALL OF YOU FOLLOWING MY STORIES

I HAVE NOT ABANDONED THEM, I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY. THINGS HAVE CALMED DOWN A BIT, SO I WILL BE WRITING AGAIN AND YOU ALL CAN READ TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.

ANOTHER NOTE

IF YOU FIND ONE OR TWO SPELLING ERRORS PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THEM AND I'LL FIX THEM. I AM HUMAN AND I DO MISS A FEW THINGS. IF THERE AREN'T ANY MISTAKES, BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T LIKE THE CHAPTER THEN PLEASE TELL ME THAT. DON'T TELL ME TO GET A BETA JUST BECAUSE YOU FELT THE CHAPTER WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE HOPING FOR. IT IS MY STORY AFTER ALL AND YOU CAN CHOOSE TO READ IT OR NOT. I DON'T WRITE TO IMPRESS ANY OF YOU AND I DON'T WRITE WHAT I THINK YOU WANT TO READ. I WRITE BECAUSE I LOVE WRITING AND I WRITE WHAT I FEEL LIKE WRITING. I VALUE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM AND I DO TAKE YOUR OPINIONS INTO ACCOUNT, BUT I'LL REMIND YOU ALL THAT I REALLY HATE STUPIDITY, SO IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING SMART THEN I SUGGEST YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL.


Hi, so I’m Taz and I’m 21 years old. I love reading, writing, dancing, designing, random sketching, sleeping, food, water and air.

I don’t consider myself unique, because everyone is unique which makes being unique very common. I wear glasses and my hair is currently long and purple with a hint of blonde because I missed a few spots. I am writing my own novel, which I’ve been writing for a very long time, and I hope to complete it at the end of this year.

I am currently engaged and planning to move over a thousand kilometres away from home, so please forgive me for not always updating, stress isn’t good for my young self. I’m also being pressured to go and study interior decorating so that I can work with my father, who is an upholsterer, and take over the business later. I design dresses, I design characters, and I don’t think I can decorate houses and whatnot. So yeah, stressed.

Also, I’ve been reading a lot, but it’s been a year since I’ve watched any new anime which is probably why I haven’t been updating my other stories. I feel like I have to catch up before I can continue, which is weird because my stories are all AU.

So, I’ll be finishing Apparating Mishaps and Future Misadventures first since I’m kind of over flowing with inspiration for it.

Okay, a bit more about me:

I don’t like Death Note

I don’t like Code Geass

I don’t like the second one because it has the same theme as the first. Only difference is the setting. Kids with too much power are stupid and I hate stupidity.

I don’t like Twilight, because I am not a teenager and I don’t dream about having a sparkling vampire lover and a cute werewolf boy fighting for some attention. I think Bella is bitter and depends on others to protect her; she’s stupid and sets a bad example for young girls. And the whole story just really sucks.

I don’t like Rihanna, because she became shameless (I’d rather not say what I really think) and I really like people with some self-respect. I also hate her for dying her hair the same blonde mine was at some point, because I really hate being compared to someone I don’t like.

I don’t like new Madonna, it’s time to retire, I say.

I don’t like Lil’ Wayne, if you don’t have talent as a performer then get off the stage.

I do like Harry Potter

I do like The Hunger Games

I do like the classics

I do like Naruto and most anime

I like Harley Quinn in her jester suit

I like comics in general

I do like Lady Gaga, not like she changed any, she was shameless to begin with.

I do like Flyleaf

I do like The Offspring

I do like Metal

You know how most authors on this site put up the copy and paste crap that you’ve seen so many times you don’t bother reading it anymore? Well, I’m not going to do all that, because like I said, I’m not a teenager and I’m not ashamed of who I am and I don’t really give a fuck if people hate me or discriminate against me because of race, gender, religion or whatever. It’s human nature and it will never stop, so get over yourselves and get on with your lives.

And yes, gay people should have rights, because they are people; but you won’t find me anywhere fighting for their rights. They can do that shit on their own, just like women fought for their own rights and Mandela fought for his.

I am not a feminist and I would kick my guy’s arse for not opening the door or pulling out my seat for me, it’s common courtesy. I like cooking and I love baking, and I want to do all of that for my husband one day, doesn’t mean I am his slave, it means I want to take care of him and make him happy, the same way he does his best to make me smile.

I’ve smoked pot before, doesn’t mean I’m hooked and smoke everyday; I was curious and the decision was mine whether I wanted to continue to smoke or not. I chose not to.

I’ve had a few drinks and I still do occasionally, maybe twice a year. What I do is because I decide to do it. I don’t make the same mistake twice and I don’t blame what I do on peer pressure. We are all strong and we are who we are. I don’t see how some people forget that and let others decide whether they are cool or not. The fact that we are all born in different circumstances does not make us any less human and all humans die.

Oh yeah, don’t forget to respect your elders and don’t keep your problems to yourself. Sex before marriage is wrong and it’s better to have money and know where you’re going in life then to spend it all on drugs for a few hours of happiness and life on the streets. Just saying.

So, my rant is over and now you can enjoy my stories =)

You can PM me if you want to ask me anything about my stories, I love hearing from you guys.


1. Apparating Mishaps and Future Misadventures » reviews
She was only trying to escape the Death Eaters, who knew she'd end up in an arena full of teenagers trying to kill one another? This had to be a bad dream.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,596 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-10-13 - Published: 5-20-12 - Hermione G. & Peeta M.
2. The amulet » reviews
They were in the middle of a battle, how did they end up here? Why were these people pointing sticks everywhere? Stupid doll. SakuraXsasori, hp crossover kinda. Hope you enjoy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-11 - Published: 3-31-11 - Sakura H. & Sasori
3. The wrong side of the track » reviews
he always hated mudbloods, always believed that following lord voldemort would get rid of all the filthy blood. how wrong he was...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-31-11 - Published: 7-10-09 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.
4. Nothing But A Puppet » reviews
Sakura and Chiyo defeat Sasori, but he's not dead. He has a choice, live or die. He wants to die, to be with his parents... like that's going to happen. You can't always have what you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-31-11 - Published: 7-12-09 - Sakura H. & Sasori
5. It was the colour pink reviews
He noticed her hair. It was pink. WHat kind of ninja had pink hair?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-1-09 - Sakura H. & Kotetsu H. - Complete