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since: 11-18-07, id: 1424231, Profile edited: 08-15-08
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

ATENNTION!!THIS IS ANIMEPRINCESS514'S NEW PEN NAME!! SO ITS FOR YOUR FYI!!

Hi my name is saya well thats my nickname my real name is Brea.So you can call me Miss Anime or saya chan or wat ever you like just nothing bad (my aunt calls me peanut head)

hair: redish brown

Eyes: brown

skin: Light brown

color braces at the moment: salmon and gray (they are SO PAINFUL!)

Enjoys quiet walks on the beach NOT!

i enjoy saying stupid things, laughing for no reason., reading, playing on my game systems and eating instant ramen.

I tend to take on some ppl from Naruto so just so you no here they are!

Shikamaru: lazy ass

Naruto: hyper and stands up for what i believe in

Saskue: i dont give a shit

Gaara: Sexy hot powerful and SEXY

Sakura: short temper

Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all I care and why is he down there?? BECAUSE I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, AnimePrincess514

My fav parings are:

Naruto:

sakura x Neji

Saku x Pein

Itachix Sakura

sakura xKiba

Sakura x gaara

hinata x Kiba

Ino x kiba

ino x Shikamaru

Temari x Shikamaru

Naruto x Sakura (is a couple that will most likely happen so we should just get used to it) or maybe not i have not read all the Shippuuden yet :)

Inuyasha:

inuyasa x kagome

Shessy x rin

Miroku x Sango

My fav shows are

Naruto

Death Note

Inuyasha

blood plus

My most hated character are as follows:

Naruto:

SASKUE i realy dont like him he should burn in hell all ready

Kakuzu i mean he is like some zombie ass thing what the hell is with that?

karin

i read all these hinata bashing and now i hate her

My favorite charcters are:

Naruto

everyone to type the least amount of words

inuyasha:(in no oder)

sheshy

Inuyasha

miroku

sango

Kagome

band of seven

rin

jaken

kagura

bleach:

captain cochki

Rukia

Ichago

ordohime

chad

hollow ichago (he is so hot!)

odewho(sp)

Random: You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & Now your laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

I so fell for the number five trick so if you did two then post it hahaha

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If you've ever lost an argument with yourself about who was better, you or yourself, copy this on your profile

With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Hell Did You Get A Red Banana?!

If at first you don't suceed, give it up its not worth the trouble" -Me

"Try walking a mile in anothers shoes, because not only are you a mile away...but you have their shoes!"

"Live hard, die early, leave a pretty corpse."

"Payback is a bitch, and I love that girl to death."

"Rememeber kids guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs do."

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected expected?"

If life gives you lemons, find an annoying little kid with a paper cut

If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

Sarcasm is one more service I offer

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

95 percent of the worlds populatoion would die if abrecrombie and fitch said stopbreathing. Put this in ur profile if u r part of the 5 percent who would be laughing ur ass off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru AnimePrincess514

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

"I am me and you are you." by Nara Shikamaru of Naruto.

"I'M NOT FAT! I'M BIG BONED!" by Akimichi Chouji of Naruto.

"Oh, by the way, I'm a boy." by Haku of Naruto.

Art is a bang!" by Deidara of Naruto.

"The world is cold, but our hearts are colder." by Anon.

"I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter." by Anon.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." by Anon.

"I don't have an attitude problem: you have a perception problem!" by Anon.

"I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me." by Anon.

"Procrastinate later." by Anon.

"Shit happens." by Anon.

"There is always one more idiot than you counted on." by Anon.

"There are three types of people in this world: the ones who keep you alive, the ones who would otherwise cause you to die, and the ones who somehow manage to do both at the same time. " by Anon.

"Those who say that violence is not the answer never understood the question." by Anon.

"There are only 2 people in this world who I trust— One is me and the other isn't you." by Cameron Poe (Nicholas Cage) to US Marshall Vince Larkin (John Cusack) in Con Air (1997)

"You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?" by Capt. Jack Sparrow of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled a door that says push, or pushed a door that said pull, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or air copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.


Mind State

Wandering, wandering out of sight,
Out of reach into the night.

How far you go without despair,
Into the dark and frosty air.

Going, going keep on your pace.
Then disappear without a trace.

The darkness gives no slight protection,
has no need for kind affection.

The darkness whispers in your ear,
It is the only thing you here.

All you sense is that cold call,
Causing all-else thoughts to fall.

You feel a flicker through your mind,
A leafy tendril oh-so-kind.

When hope is lost and nothings right,
Appears this beacon of warm light.

A friendly light that draws you back
And gives you everything you lack.

Favorite words of:

Common sense is the most uncommon thing I the world

--Brea

Here no evil, see no evil, I’m no evil, there all evil

Are you stupid or are you stupid?

I am cocky cuz you suck

If I said jump of a cliff I bet you would

Do I look like I care?


Chuckles21 was author

and he flamed my story

i was pissed

he will die

i deleted the story

becuase i got no more reviews

so i went to his profile

got his info

i deleted his account

he wont be missed

i went to his house

and set it a flame

and put a new meaing

to the word flame

-brea

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!





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