|Miss Hal Gibson|
Author has written 29 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks.
I only like the cartoon Chipmunks. CGI Chipmunks are the most disgusting, ugliest, dumbest things on this planet.
A little info about me:
Name: Haley Celeste Hall
Birthday: August 24th, 1994
Usernames: DeadlyNova, Miss Hal Gibson, Jeanette, Jeanette Miller.
Favorite TV Shows: The Chipmunks, Anything on Investigation Discovery, Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Sukisho, Ouran High School Host Club, My Strange Addiction, 1,000 Ways to Die.
Favorite Movies: The Chipmunk Adventure, The Brave Little Toaster, Alvin and The Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman, Sweeney Todd, Wreck-it-Ralph.
Favorite Chipmunks(in order): Simon, HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE GAP HERE, Jeanette, Alvin, Brittany, Theodore, Eleanor.
Favorite Chipmunk pairings(in order): Simonette, Alvon, Alvittany, Theonor.
My favorite cartoon character in history is Simon Seville. There is no character more perfect, more adorable, or more charming. I adore everything about him.
My two best friends on this entire Earth are right here on FFN. They are SimonSeville27 and BrittMiller, my boyfriend and my best friend. I love them both dearly, as I have encountered anyone in my entire life who had such a great understanding of me and knew me as good as they do, nor have I met anyone I have so much in common with. You should check out their stories, because they are AWESOME. Love you, my bastard and fellow bitch! ;)
Twenty Random Facts About Me:
2. I really hate people.
3. I love to write, draw, and read!
4. I believe everything is sexier with glasses.
5. I'm completely blind without my glasses.
6. Simon Seville is the greatest thing on this planet.
7. I love effeminate men, and think big muscles are absolutely disgusting.
8. I'm bisexual.
9. I have a thing for gay guys.
10. If you write a story that has errors such as the wrong eye color, age order, etc; I will get pissed and leave an angry review.
11. I write to rid myself of depression.
12. Never Forget describes exactly what I feel should happen to the CGI Chipmunks.
13. My username is from the show "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!"
14. I'm a moderator on what is currently the most active Chipmunks forum on the net: bbs.thechipmunks.org (my username there is Jeanette).
15. I love toys and dolls!
16. I get annoyed when I start a fanfic thinking it's cartoon and it turns out to be CGI, and pitch a hissy fit in real life.
17. I think there should be no CGI fanfiction cause it doesn't deserve to have fans at all.
18. I don't like Chipmunk/Chipette mixed couples.
19. My favorite colors are purple, teal, blue, and red.
20. Chipmunks have taken over my life, and I love it that way!
100 Random Things About Me
1. Age? 18
2. Height? 5'4"
3. Eyes? Greyish Blue
4. Have any tattoos? No
5. And piercings? Not even my ears.
6. Fave food? Chicken, mashed potatoes, and Ruffles.
7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese
8. Fave drink? Coke
9. Siblings? 1 older half sister and one younger half brother.
10. Been in a fight? No
11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Serious relationships.
12. Weight? It varies, but it's usually between 112-120 pounds.
13. Fave snack? Ruffles!!!
14. Fave candy? Lindt Lindor Truffles. *dies*
15. Fave movie? The Chipmunk Adventure. My favorite non-Chipmunk movie(and second favorite movie) is The Brave Little Toaster.
16. Fave show? The Chipmunks :D
17. Do you smoke? Hell no.
18. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes
19. Any scars? Several. I was brutally attacked by a cat food can once, and assaulted by a bush another time.
20. Fave music? Chipmunks!
21. Fave actor? Johnny Depp
22. Where do you live? The Deep South. xD Georgia, USA!
23. Do you miss anyone right now? Desperately.
24. Last person who made you cry? I cry too often to remember.
25. Do you enjoy school? Not really.
26. Desires? To live my life the way I dream to.
27. Fave fast food joint? Mcdonalds!
28. What's the last thing you drank? Coke
29. What are you doing right now? Laying in bed listening to music and doing this. I should be sleeping.
30. Where would you like to go? Iowa.
31. Are you in a relationship? Yes 32. Ever been arrested? No.
33. Ever had a stalker? I sure hope not.
34. Ever gone sky-diving? o.o No...
35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Heaven.
36. Is there a God? Of course.
37. Do you have a cell phone? I absolutely despise cellular devices.
38. Are you squeamish? I prefer not to see other people in pain. I can take seeing all the blood and torture in the world in movies, books, stories, but if I see it in real life I'll die...lol.
39. Are you a human? No.
40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? How am I supposed to know?
41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? I've thought of doing lots of stupid things...
42. Do people find you attractive? Some people do, I guess. (And hope xD)
43. What annoys you? Idiots, bad grammar, bad spelling, recolors, mixed couples, fan-characters(or what most people here would call them, OC's), CGI, people thinking The Chipmunks will grow to be over four feet tall, OOC fanfics, the human race, the list goes on...
44. What are you afraid of? People, telephones, beards, bugs...
45. Gold or silver? Silver is a billion times more beautiful.
46. Are people afraid of you? I've been told so. Heh...
47. Do you sing in public? Hell no. xD
48. Ever been screwed over? I don't think so.
49. Does money make people happy? If you're using it for something you love, maybe...but in the end it won't.
50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? I lost hope long ago...
51. What's your hair look like? It's longish and curly. It's usually a matted mess...I normally wear it in a messy bun or a ponytail.
52. First job? N/A
53. Do you like meeting new people? I hate meeting people.
54. Do you get along with your parents? Usually.
55. Ever played strip poker? No.
56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? No.
57. Ever been in a car accident? Yes, when I was about six, but I didn't get hurt other than a bloody nose.
58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? One, although if I were to be around more I'm sure I'd fall down them, too.
59. Do you care what people think of you? Not really...but if I see someone who appears to be judging me, I get very self conscious.
60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? I can't tell you that...
61. Are you afraid of the dark? No.
62. What kind of car do you have? I don't have cars...I'm scared of driving.
63. Time you were born? 10:30 P.M. on August 24th, 1994.
64. Ever break any bones? No.
65. Fave childhood toy? My Sonic the Hedgehog toy from Burger King. I'm amazed I managed to keep up with a one and a half inch long toy after sleeping with him every night. xD I had to draw his pupils back on recently...
66. Fave author? Not sure I have one.
67. Are you a paranoid person? I have a constant fear that I'm going to randomly get kidnapped, raped, and murdered...
68. Have any enemies? Yes.
69. Are you afraid of heights? It depends...if I'm strapped down, then no, but if I'm hanging on for dear life, HELL yes.
70. Last movie you watched? The Hunger Games
71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Hm...probably one of the ones I've watched with Brittany(BrittMiller).
72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate! *melts*
73. Favorite color? Purple
74. What time do you usually wake up? 6:00 A.M. on school days, whenever I wake up every other day. (Usually after 3PM. xD)
75. What are you doing? Filling this out and listening to random love songs.
76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? *digs through purse* I think the most unusual thing in here is a ruler...
77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? Please, I haven't worked a day in my life...
78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? See above.
79. Can you do a handstand? O_O That is a terrifying thought. I could never do that.
80. Are you an angry person? Yes...I have a terrible temper.
81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Maybe...
82. Do you talk in your sleep? I don't think so.
83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don't believe in alcohol.
84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? LOL. No.
85. Are you delusional? I don't think so...
86. What is something that you are horrible at? Any type of physical activity.
87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? I have no idea, honestly...
88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? LOL. I can barely lift someone half my weight.
89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? If I was good at it, I'd rather be a ninja.
90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? I've seen a lot of terrible movies...
91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Occasionally.
93. How are you feeling right now? Tired and bored.
94. What annoys you about people? Everything.
95. Do you dislike children? I like children under the age of, say, 10. Once they hit middle school they become demons.
96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I'd fall straight on my ass.
97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? No thank you.
98. Can you smile for me? I hate my smile...
99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I make up porn in my head.
100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? The last time I was on a bike, probably...
This is really funny:
List Twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
I'm just going to use Chipmunks characters. I used a randomizer to come up with the order. :)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven(Brittany/Lily) fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four(Dave) is hot? How hot?
No. Just no. xD
3. What would happen if Twelve(Simon) got Eight(Eleanor) pregnant?
Ewww, mixed couples!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine(Alvin)?
5. Would Two(Cookie Chomper) and Six(Brittany) make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine(Jeanette/Alvin) or Five/Ten(Jeanette/Miss Miller)? Why?
o.o Neither preferably, but I'd rather have 5/9 than 5/10.
7. What would happen if Seven(Vinny) walked in on Two(Cookie Chomper) and Twelve(Simon) "going at it"?
She'd wonder what the heck was wrong with her child.
8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight(Harry/Eleanor) fluff?
I truly hope not.
9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve(Vinny/Simon) hurt/comfort fic.
I...don't know...Whatever it would be I would hope it would be a mother and son type of thing and not a pairing...*shudder*
10. Do any of your friends read Three(Theodore) heat?
11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven(Lily)?
I'm not sure...
12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five(Cookie Chomper/Dave/Jeanette)?
Oh God please no.
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight(Eleanor), what song would you choose?
Anthem by Superchick.
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve(Harry/Brittany/Simon) fic, what would the warning be?
Do not click this. I repeat. DO. NOT. CLICK.
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Jeanette)?
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Harry and Vinny are in a happy relationship until Alvin runs off with Vinny. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lily and a brief unhappy affair with Simon, then follows the wise advice of Jeanette and finds true love with Theodore.
What title would you give this fic?
My deviantART: http://deadlynova.deviantart.com/
Song from "Why Do I Love You?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpwCJzPlz8k (I Hate Everything About You-Three Days Grace)
Song from "I'd Rather Waste My Time With You" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pz2mWqUttg (Blue and Yellow-The Used)
Song from "You're Funny When You're Mad" http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xptj6j_one-week-alvinxsimon_shortfilms(One Week-The Chipmunks)
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