UPDATE!!

Bad News:Lucas and Alex have lost the cast lists for Shadow Jones, Sonic Wars and Lord of the Smash. We're sorry, but without them we cannot complete these fanfics. Again, we're sorry. Also, Alex has canceled SSBH:BI. The reason being that he simply cannot think of anything interesting enough to write about it that would make it worthwhile, which he believes would be disrespectful to the reviewers. Also, the mini-series of Sonic one-shots has come to and end. Alex will simply let you decide which child becomes evil and how it ends. Also, Day in the Life of a Smasher has been discontinued until further reviews come in. :(

Good News: A Sonic crime drama is coming soon! :D

We used to think Transformers was the worst movie ever. Then we saw Watchmen...

WE STILL DON'T WANT ANY FREE BAGELS

BEST DIRECTORS ACTORS AND ACTRESSES OF ALL TIME

These are people that me and Alex think are the 5 best directors and actors of all time and their best movies in Lucas's opinion.

Directors

1. Christopher Nolan

2. Steven Speilberg

3. James Cameron

4. Peter Jackson

5. George Lucas

Actors

1. Tom Hanks

2. Russell Crowe

3. Harrison Ford

4. Samuel L. Jackson

5. Kevin Spacey

ALEX'S PROFILE

This is just the bio for ONE of the mbrothers. Here's some info:

Name: Joe, that's why it says ALEX'S profile!

A/S: 15, Male

birth date: Sept. 28, '94, in case I forget to change.

Personal: Well, I point out the obvious sometimes( look above). I like writing( you don't say!) which's my plan for a job. I'm not perverted like so many other guys my age. Also, you'll probably see more stories written by me than Lucas.

Interview

Basicly what an interview with me would probably by if it was my as the interviewer. Thanks to iChocolove for giving me the idea!

Red me (me with red skin and colthes): So, Alex, let's get started.

Me: Wow! You sound and look just like me... except for red skin.

RM: Yeah, well the smashers have diffrent color clones. Why shouldn't you?

M: Good point.

RM: So, what's your favorite type of food.

M: Italian food. No contest.

RM: Agreed. What's your favorite past-time?

M: Writing. Though books movies and video games are close.

RM: Agreed.

M: You know, you don't have to say agreed. I think we can have the benifit of a doubt you agree since you're my clone.

RM: Or are you MY clone?

M: I've the title "Original me" so I'm the original.

RM: Point taken. Anyway, what are your comments on Movies? Are you picky?

M: Not really. If it's somewhat interesting, I'll watch it. But in terms of ratings, if it's 8 to 10, it'll be on my favorites list because I'm nice like that. If it's 6 and below, I dislike it to a certain degree, with the degree obviously getting higher as the raing goes down.

RM: What about 7?

M: 7 is in the middle and is what I define as "Okay". There aren't many movies that fall into that gap of a category. A few examples are Hot Wheels: World Race and Spider-man 3.

RM:What was wrong with Spider-man 3?

M: It was like they tried to make three diffrent stories all happen at once.

RM: What are your top five favorite movies?

M: How convinet of you to ask. They are, from five to one, Apollo 13, Homeward Bound 1, Shawshank Redemption, Batman Begins and the Dark Knight.

RM: So The new Batman series is your favorite.

M: You had better believe it. Whoever said all the good stories have been used up have never seen those two.

RM: What about video games?

M: Something I'm also not picky about.

RM:What are your top five favorite of those?

M: Also from five to one, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Wind Waker, SSBB, and a tie between Twilight Princess and Ocarina of Time.

RM: Reasons?

M: Let's see. Each is great in their own way. SSBB, MUA and TPs graphics almost look real, WWs makes it better suited for children like it's supposed to, and OOTs are more fantasy-like. It all comes down to stories when I think about it, becasue they're equal in every other way, and is what ties TP and Oot. Ocarina of Time has a better story overall, but TP has more plot twists and goes more in depth.

RM: Now what about books?

M: Now there's something I'm picky about. Books really have to get me hooked from the very beggining to get me reading the rest. That's also the way with fanfics. Inheritance Cycle is probably my favorite.

RM: So, has anyone ever told you that you look like Harry Potter?

M: YES! Everyone says I look like Harry Potter! And I don't even like him all that much!

RM: Ha-Ha!

M:Oh, shut up! You look like him too!

RM: Oh man...

M: Besides, if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

RM: O...k...

M: Yes, I'm a geek. But there's two types of geeks: Super Geeks and regular geeks. Regulars (like myself) can still have a life, while Super Geeks (Such as Jon Armbuckle) are COMPLETLY incapapble of having any life whatsoever!

RM: Ok. Now, have you ever cursed.

M: I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT! Ok?!

RM: Fine! If you were standed on a deserted island, and could only have on wish, what would you wish for?

M: A motor boat full of gas so I could get off. Personally, I think that's what any steanded person would wish for.

RM: Too true. Anyway, what are your favorite shows?

M: That's a toughie. I don't watch TV all that much (not including movies anyway) but Beavis and Butt-Head, Dog Whisperer, Cash Cab, Mythbusters, Countdown with Keith Oberman, Rachel Maddow show... that's all I can think of right now. I'll make a section for that later.

RM: You like politics?

M: Ever since the election. Plus, I LOVE to see Oberman flip out on McCain and Palin!

RM: Thanks!

M: No problem! Now if you'll excuse me, if have to go take a cr... or should I say number two?

RM: Either way.

M: Okay! You know what I mean. Now, pardon me... BATHROOM!

Favs. guide

movies

note: these are only my top favorites; I like too many movies to write down. Same goes for the rest

Key: Regular=8/10

Italic=9/10

Bold=10/10

Lotr, Star wars(3,4,5,6 were the best! 2 was okay, but 1...), Indiana Jones( all), Godfather (1,2. 3 SUCKS!), Mask of Zorro, Adventures of Robin Hood, Jurassic park(1,3), Titanic, Casablanca, Terminator( 1,2,3,4), Batman( 89, Animated, Begins and Dark knight), Superman( all but 3 and 4), Spider-man (1 and 2 really. 3 was okay.), x-men( all), Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean( only 1, not 2 or 3!), Simpsons movie. The Truman Show (yes it's a movie), Little Miss Sunshine, Clue, The outsiders, Grease, The Breakfast Club, Iron Man, Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, Mallrats, Shawshank Redemption, Arlington Road, Eragon (Good movie, just a horrible adaption), Homeward Bound 1 and 2, Top Gun, Pan's Labyrinth, Cast Away, Sweeney Todd, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, The Fifth Element, Star Trek (Wrath of Khan, Search for Spock, Voyage Home, Undiscovered Country, Generations, First Contact, Nemesis) New Star Trek, Zodiac, Wanted, Atonement, School of Rock, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, Regarding Henry, Se7en, American Beauty, Sideways, Independence Day, Day After Tommorow, The Patriot, Braveheart. I'll probably think of more later.

Top ten movies:

10. Lord of the Rings trilogy

9. Little Miss Sunshine

8.Homeward Bound 1.

7.The Fifth Element

6. Apollo 13.

5. Pan's Labyrinth

4 Star Wars Original trilogy (all 3 are tied)

3. The Shawshank Redemption

2. Batman Begins

1. The Dark Knight

books

Inheritance cycle, lotr, the hobbit, the simmirilion, Narnia, the outsiders, Keys to the Kingdom, The Prince and the Pauper, The Time Machine, Percy Jackson and the Olympians. That's all I can think of, there's probably more.

Top 5:

5. Chronicles of Narnia (all 7)

4. The Hobbit

3. Keys to the Kingdom (all 6)

2. Lord of the Rings

1. Inheritance Cycle (all 3 tied) and Percy Jackson and the Olympians (all 5)

Video games

64: Ocarina of time, star fox 64, Mario 64, banjo-kazzoie, Pokemon stadium(both), Mario party 1,2,3, Super Smash bros, Mario kart 64

gamecube: Wind waker, Mario kart double dash, Mario party 4,5,6,7, The Hobbit, Mario sunshine, Star fox adventures/ assault, super smash bros. melee, Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Ultimate Collection, SA2B, Star Wars Rouge Leader/Rebel Strike.

wii: twilight princess, Mario kart wii, Lego star wars( what?), Lego Indiana Jones, Lego Batman, Super smash bros. brawl, marvel ultimate alliance.

ds: star fox command, Mario kart ds, Mario 64 ds

PC: Toy Story 2.

Top 10:

10. Sonic Heroes

9. Shadow The Hedgehog

8. Star Fox 64

7. Star Fox Adventures

6. Star Fox Assault

5. Toy Story 2

4. Marvel Ultimate Alliance

3. Wind Waker

2. SSBB

1. Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess

Shows

South Park, Beavis and Butt head, Countdown with Keith Olberman, the Rachel Maddow show, simpsons, DCAU, Lie to Me , John Adams. North and South (Books 1 and 2.), The Soup, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Community.

Top 10:

10. Beavis and Butt head

9. The Soup

8. South Park

7.Simpsons (up to season 8) and Community

6. Lie to Me

5. North and South (1 and 2)

4. John Adams

3. Justice League/ Unlimited

2. Superman the Animated Series

1. Batman the Animated Series, Batman Beyond and Avatar: The Last Airbender

Pairings

Games

Mario: Favs.MarioxPeach, LuigixDaisy,YoshixBirdo... Pretty much ever common Mario pairing.

Legend of Zelda: Favs.LinkxZelda, LinkxMidna, LinkxAshei. Supports. LinkxIlia, LinkxMalon.

Star Fox:favs. FoxxKrystal,FalcoxKatt,SlippyxAmanda.

Super Smash Bros.:favs. MarthxSamus,MarthxZelda, Toon LinkxNana. Supports. RoyxPeach, FalconxSamus

Sonic: Favs. SonicxAmy,ShadowxAmy,SilverxAmy,SilverxBlaze,ShadowxRouge,KucklesxSonia. Supports. KnucklesxRouge,TailsxCream,EspioxBlaze.

Movies

LotR: AragornxArwen, FaramirxEowyn.

Star Wars: AnakinxPadme, Obi-wanxPadme, HanxLeia.

Indiana Jones: IndyxMarian. (Is there any other possibe pairing besides IndyxWillie?)

Mask of Zorro: AlejandroxElena. (Again, any other pairing?)

Robin Hood: The only pairing there!

Titanic: If you've seen the movie you should know for yourself!

Casablancha: Either one.

Terminator: Again only a few, but I'll go ahead and say them: KylexSarah,JohnxKatie.

Batman: BrucexVicki,BrucexRacheal, HarveyxRacheal

Super-Man: ClarkxLouis all the way!

X-men: LoganxJean,ScottxJean,BobbyxRogue.

Narnia: CaspianxSusan. Just in the movie, not the books.

PotC: WillxElizabeth.

The Truman Show: TrumanxSylvia.

Outsiders: PonyboyxCherry.

Grease: KenickexRitzo (I think that's how you spell them)

Breakfast Club: AndyxAllison,JohnxClaire.

Iron Man: TonyxPepper.

The Incredibel Hulk: BrucexBetty.

Mallrats: TSxBrandi,BroodiexRene.

Books

Simmirilion: Any in there, but paticulary BerenxLuthien.

Narnia: Caspianxhis wife (I'm not sure they say her name), EustacexJill.

Keys to the Kingdom: ArhturxSuzy (I have only read up to Superior Saturday so I don't know if there's any hint of it or not)

Inheritance Cycle: EragonxNasuada, EragonxArya, MurtaghxNasuada,AryaxFaolin,RoranxKatrina,BromxSelena,

Shows

Simpsons: HomerxMarge

John Adams: JohnxAbigal

Justice League: GreenLanterxHawkgirl, BatmanxWonderwoman

Superman: ClarkxLois

Batman Beyond: TerryxDana

Avatar: The Last Airbender: AangxKatara, SokkaxSuki, ZukoxMai

Favortie Qoutes

I have a LOT so naturally it will take a while to get them all. I'll go by movies. For starters. they include all quotes said by Darth Vader, Obi-Wan and Yoda (Original Trilogy) as well as Batman, Alfred, Two-Face, Joker, Ra's Al-Gaul and Scarecrow in Batman Begins and the Dark Knight.

LotR: "There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope." -Gandalf

"Hobbits"- Gandalf.

"It's an army created for a single purpose: To destroy the world of men." Aragorn.

The opening narrative (you don't honestly think I can REMEMBER all that off the top of my head, let alone feel like writing it all down, do you?)

Star Wars: "The force will be with you. Always." Obi-wan

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." Obi-wan

Indiana Jones: "DON'T call me junior!" Indy.

"Those people are trying to kill us." "I KNOW DAD!" "It's a new experience for me." " Happens to me all the time!" Indy and his dad.

"You're a teacher?" "Part time!" Indy and Mutt.

Narnia: "For Narnia and for Aslan!" Peter.

Iron Man: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've got me doing." Iron Man.

"My turn." Iron Man

The Incredible Hulk: "How do you feel, sir?" "Like a monster." Some guy and Abomination.

Clue: "Are you trying to make me look stupid?" "You don't need any help from me sir." "That's right!"

Tommy Boy: "You can get a good look at a butcher's a& by sticking your head up there/ you can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a butcher's a&." Tommy

"You're a smuck, unhappy little man and you treat people like they're idiots." Guy.

Pan's Labyrinth: "You would give up your inheritence and royalty for this brat you hardly know?!" "Yes, I would." The Faun and Ofelia.

"But to obey, just like that, for the sake of obeying... that's something only a person like you can do, captain." The doctor.

Stories

Ice in the desert: Our first and current fic. The progress has been okay, but I feel I need a little more inspiration to continue. Just to let you know, I, alex, am writting most of this. Now completed!

Triangle of love and death parts 1+2: My first self-made fic(s). It was originally going to be one part, but I put a cliffhanger in there, just for the heck of it.

Super Smash Brothers Humiliation: I think is my most sucessful fanfic. Some didin't like how I humiliated their characters, but I doubt THEY could do any better without not humiliating their precious characters at all! I'm humiliating even MY favorite characters pretty badly I think. I admit humilating Linkwithredsox was a bad and immature idea along with the gay marth jokes. I know better now.

Son of the Dead: the sequal to ToLaD: about 14 years after ToLaD, which was intended as a one fic, but when one reviewer asked for a sequal, I couldn't resist.

Destiny of Heroes: 7 years after SotD, It is perhaps the least sucessfull fic I've created that still exists. There will be a 4th part, but only when I get the inspiration from reviewers.

Last Man Standing: This is perhaps one of my most original fanfics! I got the idea from an awkward dream I once had.

Lord of the Smash: A parody of the ever popular Lord of the Rings. It has stuff that was in the book but not the movies. If your a fan of the book, as I am, you'll notice the stuff as you go along. As soon as I get some reviews I'll continue.

Super Smashing Olympics: In short, the smashers must work with the people they hate most to win the olympics. And their host, Jake, is suffering as he is sent into a living nightmare.

V.G Movie Cast lists

This is basicly a cast list Lucas and I thought of if they made movies based off video games. If you have any suggestions, please say so in a review to one of our stories. Any and all, weather or not we agree, are appreciated.

Mario:

Mario- Robert Downey Jr.

Luigi- Edward Norton

Daisy- Helena Bonham Carter or Anna Popplewell

Peach- Kate Bosworth or Jessica Alba

Wario- Ethan Supplee

DK: John Goodman

Waluigi- Jeff Foxworthy (If he drops the accent) Jason Lee or Tim Robbins

Bowser- Tim Roth

Yoshi- Billy Boyd

Legend of Zelda:

Link- Jake Gyllenhall (I think that's how you spell it.)

Zelda- Emmy Rossum

Ganondorf- Hugo Weaving, Clancy Brown, or Kiefer Sutherland

Talon: Bob Hoskins

Ingo: John Leguizamo

Zant- Micheal Keaton

Navi- Kiera Knightley

Midna- Maggie Gyllenhall

Star Fox

Fox- Christain Bale

Falco- Jack Black or Robert Downey Jr.

Slippy- Shia Labeouf or Justin Long

Peppy- Chris Cooper

Pepper- Liam Neeson

Katt- Angelina Jolie

Andross- James Earl Jones

Wolf- Russel Crowe

Leon- Jim Carrey

Pigma- Al Pacino

Andrew- Chris O'Donnell

Bill- Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton (Lucas mentioned the coincedence we want either Bill or Bill to play Bill!)

Panther- Antonio Banderas (Who better?)

General Scales- Aaron Eckhart

Krystal- Liv Tyler

Note from Lucas: I only thought of Andross, Daisy 1st, Waluigi 1st and 2nd, General Scales, and the second one for Slippy. The rest were made up by Alex.

Sterotype copy and paste. Note: This is meant for you to find out more about the person, and the sterotype is NOT supposed to immediatly apply to that person. Anyway, write it in bold if it applies to you. Also, you may come up with one or two of your own, as I have. The ones with lines are the ones that apply to Lucas.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic --

I'm emo, so I MUst cut my wrists

I'm a negro, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm Jamacian, so I MUST smoke weed

I'm Haitian, so I MUST eat cat

I'm Asian, so I MUST be sexy

I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy

I'm gay, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist

I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch --

I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm Athiest, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals --

I'm a republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm liberal, so I MUST be gay

I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash --

I take (or used to take) Anti-deppresents, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants--

I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem--

I'm Indian. so I MUST own a convinet store

I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear skirts, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a punk, so I MUST do drugs

I'm rich, so I MUST be a concieted snob

I wear black, so I MUST be goth or emo --

I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars

I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy

I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm Polish, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals

I'm Italian, so I must have a big dick

I'm Egyptian, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm pretty, so I MUST not be a virgin

I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life

I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention

I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm into art and theater, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I have a bunch of guy friends, so I MUST be fucking them all --

I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be gay

I have boobs, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser

I'm russian, so I MUST be cool and that's how russians roll

I'm german, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt

I'm Puerto Rican, so I MUST look good and be concieted

I'm Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm Polish, so I MUST be greedy

I'm Hawaiian, so I MUST be lazy

I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a virgin, so I MUST be prude --

I'm straight edge, so I must be violent

I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy

I'm black, so I MUST love Fried Chicken and Kool-aid

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat

I'm single, so I MUST be ugly --

I'm Asian, so I MUST be a nerd who does homework 24-7

I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm mixed, so I MUST be fucked up

I'm Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in band, so I MUST be a dork

I'm black, so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha

I'm morman, so I MUST be perfect

I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black --

I'm goth, so I MUST worship the devil

I'm French, so I MUST have no sense of hygene

I'm straight, so I MUST be a pervert who hates homosexuals --

I have long hair, so I MUST be gay

I'm an athlete, so I MUST be a douchebag