Hola peoples wuz up

(waves to all the people)

I'm AppleTart290 (formally known as Kumai290) and I've been reading forever sooooooooooooooooo I finally decided to make an account YaYness

My Writings

Series of Kataang Fluffy Clouds

I'm right now working on My Series of Kataang Fluffy Clouds (a bunch o oneshots) if you would read and review it would make me ubber happy and you shall recieve virtual pie.

The Tales of The Sword and The Stone

I've also started my Tales of The Sword and the Stone (Tokka oneshots) please read and review that too and I will give you virtual pie if you read my stuff.

Forgiven

Post War Aang meets Gyatso's spirit and the two have a little talk

What!?

This one is just a really funny oneshot, this is what happens to Zuzu, Katara, and Sokka if Hakoda and Ursa would ever get engaged

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Shakespeare's classic play redone Avatar style by yours truly, this will be my very first multi chapter story. The first chapter was just posted so check it out you know you want to. Main pairings will be Kataang, Tokka, Jinko

Bucket of Laughs

A gaggle of oneshots based on humor no ships

Goofing With Gadgets

My entry for Tangy's April Contest: This is what happens when the gaang is left in a room with dangerous and illegal gadgets

The Avatar Aang Fan Girl Association

What happens when Avatar Aang's Fan Club discovers that he will be in Ba Sing Se for the Earth King's daughter's wedding. I'll answer that a whole lot of squeeing...and possible heart break! Kataang

Anytime You Need a Friend

A year after the ending of the war the Gaang decides to take Aang on a vacation, because he is stressed with post-war duties. What will happen? Bonfires, dates, wrestling, silly Sokka moments, and much more! Canonships and Friendships!

Shipping (Hehehe cause everyone luvs shipping)

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I LOVE: Kataang and Tokka pwn the end

I CAN'T STAND: Zutara & Taang I may poke fun at these ships or other ships but I don't mean to be disrespectful in any way, if I hurt someone's feelings just let me know and I will apologize. If you don't like my ships feel free to poke fun at them around me, i really don't care, cause I'll still like them just as much. Although if it's just being mean then I will care cause that is not cool

KND

I LOVE: 3/4 (Kuki/Wally) Honestly could his crush on her be anymore obvious

I'M NUETRAL: on basicly eveything else that's reasonable

I HATE: Slash pairings (sorry but they're ten year olds) and adult/kid pairings (come on it's a G rated show)

Random Copy/Paste Thingys

I am Whan Shi Tong he who knows 10,000 things, the 4923 is that Katara and Aang will end up together, copy/paste if you agree.

ZUTARA IS DEAD. Season 2 finale proves it, it you agree copy/paste

If you think about Avatar 24/7 copy/paste

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" copy/paste

92 of teenagers would be dead if Abecromie and Fitch told them breathing was uncool, if you're part of the 8 who are laughing their asses off copy/paste

If you've ever had a mad laughing fot for no reason copy/paste this to your profile

98 OF THE TEENAGE POP. HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL COPY PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it copy/paste to you're profile

If you support Kataang copy/paste this to your profile

I like cheese, I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geece, then why aren't two mooses meece, or when two foots are feet why aren't two footballs, feetball. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random, if you're random and proud of it copy/paste this

If you've ever walked into a window copy/paste

I don't suffer an addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang copy/paste this to your profile

If you think Zutara should be made illegal copy/paste

If you think those emo kids should just cheer up copy/paste

If you think those stupid kids should just give the Trix rabbit some dang Trix copy/paste

If you've copied and pasted something on your profile before, copy and paste this to your profile

Important Message: if you saw Sokka's Master...TOKKA'S GONNA HAPPEN!!

DID YOU SEE HER BLUSH? OH MY GOSH KATAANG AND TOKKA ARE GONNA HAPPEN AND SO IS MAIKO!! TAKE THAT ZUTARA, TAANG AND ALL THOSE OTHER CRAPPY PAIRINGS PEOPLE!! ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!! YAY!! AND HE GAVE HER A ROCK WHICH IS AN EARTHBENDER'S FAVORITE PRESENT (SNIFFLE) I LOVE AVATAR SO MUCH!! (If you saw this and like Kataang,Tokka, and Maiko and you know it's gonna happen copy/paste to profile)

I LIKE PIE!! if you like it too copy/paste

If you've refused to join the dark side aka Zutara and have remained a pround Kataang shipper copy/paste this to your profile.

If people who are overly sensitive, and think everything is an insult, tick you off copy/paste this to your profile.

Ralph Wiggum 4 President!! If you agree copy/paste onto profile

If you CAN'T copy/paste this onto your profile copy/paste

If you ever wanted to see more Chibi Avatar shorts copy/paste

If you are a Breaking Benjamin Fan Copy/Paste

If you ever wished to be able to bend copy/paste

If you ever wished to meet a character from Avatar copy/paste

If you ever fantizize about Katara and Aang kissing copy/paste

Random Quotes That Make Me Happy

"Baby you're my forever girl," ~Aang (all time favorite quote)

"Patience is a virtue...which i do not posess," ~Tutenstien

"There are two kinds of pedestrians, the quick and the dead," ~??

"Homework's for squares, like pants" ~Dad F.O.P

"I have hair?!" ~Aang

"I heart Aang ;D," ~Me

"You know what I just heard blah, blah, blah spirtual mumbo jumbo blah, blah, blah, something about space," ~Toph

"You my friend are just a few plums short of a fruit pie," ~Momo

"I Like Pie," ~me and my good friend Yuki (aka numbuh 72)

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it,"

"It's a special knot," ~Sokka

"Love is giving someone the power to dyestroy you, but trusting them enough not to,"

"Why am I so bad at being good!?" ~Zuko

"Love makes you do crazy and stupid things," ~Grim "I Love everything," ~Billy "That explains a lot," ~Grim

"I tried to be perfect, it just wasn't worth it," Sum 41; Pieces

"Then What is this?" ~Katara "I DON'T KNOW!! seriously what's with you people I'm blind," ~Toph

"Hey I worked hard to get those nuts!...Yeah I hate um too," ~Sokka

"What did you call me?!" ~Sokka "A giant earred cretin Look at those things, Do heards of Animals use them for shade?" ~Katara.

"They have buildings here that don't melt..."~Sokka

"Oh Kangaroo Island, I hear that place is really hoppin," ~King Bumi

"Pants are an illusion...like death," ~Yu; Katara, Hakoda, and Bato are disturbed while Sokka has a happy girn on his face.

"You just gotta fight fire with fire," ~Carver "Isn't it better to fight fire with water?" ~Tino

"You just had to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you," ~Aang

"Well what do you suggest we do?," ~Aang "Think about our place in the universe," ~Zuko

"What about this situation makes you think they want us to dance? ~Zuko

"Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you...I think that kid may be the Avatar," ~Chong; Sokka facepalm

"Together you and I will be...the strongest couple in the world! WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!!"~Azula O_o ~ Chan

"I'm gonna throw them...a secret dance party,"~Aang "Go to your room," ~Sokka

"I am a fan of secret rivers," ~Sokka (yet Sokka has a dislike of secret tunnels, prejuduce much)

"Hey, Watch it! That food was for my cranky girlfriend,"~Zuko

"Monkeyfeathers!!"~Aang

"Stranger Danger!"~Ralph Wiggum

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...;that was me pretending to care what you think, don't worry I'm over it"~Stuck In Suberbs

"Keep looking shocked, and move slowly twoards the cake," ~Homer

"Are you ready to whitness the amazing power of hypnosis,"~Creepy Guy "I'd rather whitness the amazing power of the double cheese pizza at my table."~Shaggy

"Nanananana Fishing Nananananana Fishing" ~Homer

"Our point is..."~lady "Oh look a bird!! (runs away and cases the bird)," Homer

"I am so glad I was unconsious for that," ~Kuzco

"Honestly, I could care less whether you feel cursed or happy to have a notebook, I leave the sentimental crap to you humans," ~Ryuk

"It's primary fever...catch it!" ~Homer "You said that about Yellow fever and that wasn't fun," ~Marge

"Wakko, tell me the meaning of procrastination," ~Teacher "I'll tell you tomorrow," Wakko

"Are we being punished?" ~Wakko "Yes," ~Yakko and Dot

"Our jobs as hosts is to make girls happy, but for a girl that you personally love you cannot approach her as a host, you can only approch her as a man"~Tamaki

"We all love Tama-chan" ~Honey "Even if he is a hopless idiot," ~Kyouya

"Choose trechory, it's more fun" ~Fake Iroh

Kumai and Lilly's (Kumai's Avatar friend) Reactions to Random Moments in Avatar

Iroh Becoming Buff

Me: Holy Shiznet when did Iroh become buff!!

Lilly: dang...Iroh...you've been workin' out

Maiko Break Up In The Beach

Lilly: Kumai...did Zuko just call his girlfriend a...big..blah

Me: Yeah...

Lilly: he's such a kindergardener

Me: Yes, but he's also an idiot, he might as well have jumped of The Empire State Building, at least then he would have had a better chance of living

Lilly: Wow Mai didn't kill him

Me: Wow she MUST really love him

While Aang is Punching the Tree in Nm&DD

Me: Why is Aang abusing the tree?

Lilly: I don't know but I can garentee you he's going to get some nasty letters from the tree hugger society.

The Kataang Makeout Daydream

(During the Makeout)

Lilly: You realize it's gonna be a day dream right

Me: Yeah, Mike and Bryan enjoy messing with us, but it's still freakin adorable

"Baby you're my forever girl,"

Lilly & Me: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The DOBS kiss (I would like it to go on record that about an hour before this I had barfed and I believe that the kiss healed me)

Me: "Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," (pauses episode) ,"squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," (runs and starts jumping on my bed) "OMG, OMG, OMG,!!"

Somewhere where Lilly is happily watching

Lilly: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee OMG YES AANG IS DA MAN, (talking to the TV, yes she does that) Aang I give you the new name of...HOTLIPS!!

(Lilly and I talk later cause I was sick when this was airing)

Azula Pulling the Suki Thing On Sokka

Lilly: Awwwwww poor Sokka (Is a Sokka fangirl)

Me: You Know even for Azula that was pretty low

Lilly: You say this about an evil bitch who murdered a 13 year old boy

Me: Good point...i hate her...NO ONE MURDERS AANGIE!!

Lilly: Aangie?

Zuko confrunting Ozai (DOBS)

Me&Lilly: (gasp)

Me: Zuzu...finally he's good

Lilly: Oh my gosh, I am so freaking proud of him, oh lookie he's saying that Iroh was his really father figure

Lilly&Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Zuko Flying Away in His Hot Air Balloon All Dramaticly

Me: Squee, It's the hot air balloon of destiny

Lilly: (sigh) The Zutarians are going to be all over this

Me: oh yeah...

Katara threatening Zuko in The Western Air Temple

Lilly: OMG Katara's protecting Aang that's so sweet,...and terrifying

Me: Yeah, but some Zutarians are soooooo gonna morph it into her admiting her undenying love for Zuko.

Lilly and Kumai: (eyeroll)

Zuko Talking To the Frog and Doing the Impressions

Lilly: Wow Kumai I just noticed something, Zuko's socially inept

Me: He is isn't he, well at least he does good impressions.

Lilly: Yeah If the whole teaching Aang to Firebend thing doesn't work he can always start a web show.

Zuko and Aang Beeing Enveloped in Fire

Lilly&Me: Oooooo pretty colors

Aang saying Monkeyfeathers

Me: hehe Monkeyfeathers

Lilly: it's this generation's new curse word

Me: Yeah screw all the other curses...from now on we shall only curse by saying monkeyfeathers

Sokka Poking Zuko

Lilly: why does Sokka get to have all the fun

Me: I know do you have any idea how long I've wanted to do that

Congragutlations You've Just Wasted a Good Portion of Your Life Reading this

Have A Nice Day and don't forget to R&R my stories ;D