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Author has written 3 stories for Greek Mythology, and Egyptian Mythology. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile. If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die Have you ever wondered: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments whenthey are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. If You Believe I needed to decorate. (: | |||||||
1. Things Will Change » reviewsCollection of SongOneshots. A sorry author, empty promise, and a sincere apology.Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,041 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-16-11 - Published: 7-15-10 - Hades & Persephone - Complete2. Sands from Egypt reviewsA collection of starcrossed lovers, during the time of the reign of the ancient gods of Egypt; Ra, Osiris, Isis, Bast, Horus, Anubis, and Sekmet and Hathor. See from their eyes, the tragic tales of their human worshippers.Egyptian Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-103. Meeting Minutes of Mount Olympus » reviewsA meeting takes place in Mount Olympus. What are the Gods really thinking as they discuss the issues? Some humour. Some family. Reviews are appreciated. AND NOT EVERYTHING IS MYTHOLOGICALLY ACCURATE. HIATUSGreek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-19-10 - Published: 7-10-10
