Name : Too many nicknames. Call me what you will.

Likes - Hawt Guys. Yaoi. Confidence. Intelligence. Witty things. Cursing. Being Polite. Sarcasm. Mind Games.

Dislikes - Yuri. Mpreg. Insecurity. Bad Grades. Wimpy people. Emotions. Majority of the female anime characters. Failing. Pimples. When people write the seme/uke order wrong (seme's name goes before uke's, for fuck sake!!). Big Yellow smilies . I also find it very annoying with people use 'u' instead of 'you'.

Others ;;

-- I'm atheist
--I think Revy from Black Lagoon is effing awesome.
--Don't try to stereotype me cus you'll be trying in vain.
--I never understand girls calling themselves "Ms. Some Anime guy's name".

Pairing Perference/Pet-peeves -

--Yaoi all the way. I don't really like het in fanfic, and you won't find me near yuri.
--9.9/10 of those anime girls don't deserve the super hawt, super cool, and super smart guy they get, that's why I don't like het.
--Fuck those enormous-eyed Ukes that cries every second and blushes every other. They need a life. Got one? Get a better one.
--I don't like Romeo&Juliet-like endings. In my opinion, dying cus of love is one of the shittiest and dumbest way to go.
-- Naruto (Naruto) is better off as Seme than Uke. He's too fucking annoying and common as an uke.
--Noncon is hot.
--Incest is pretty damn hot. (with many exceptions.. for ex. Grandfather/grandson or what-not is eww)
--I like angsty Ukes more than angsty Semes.
--I like stoic Ukes more than stoic Semes. They're rare, though.
--Prettier/hawter one is the perferred uke.

Pairings I like - KanameZeroKaname (Vampire Knight). NaruSasu, DeiSaso, DeiIta, NejGaa, NejSasuNej, ItaSaso, and NaruNej (Naruto). TezuFuj (PoT). GrimmUlqui, IchiHitsu, RenBya, RenIchiRen, HichiIchi (Bleach).

Pairings you better not show me - GaaLeeGaa (gag). Anyone X Uke Naruto. GaiLee. Any decent guy X messed up girl - example; UlquiOri, HitsuHina (Bleach).

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