You may call me Fluffy-sama, Dark-chan, or Picklez-chan. Nothing else. Or I shall hunt you down and gut you like I know Kenpachi Zaraki would.

I'm currently in the beta reading business! If you need one or know someone who does, please tell them about me!

I am also currently looking for RP partners! All that's needed is a Yahoo Messenger account and fairly good Rp'ing skills. :D

ANIME OF AWESOME: Naruto, Bleach, FMA, Death Note, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Lucky Star, Trigun, Devil May Cry, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Gravitation, Glass Fleet, Mushi-shi, Hellsing, D. Gray Man

MANGA OF AWESOME: Yotsuba, Skip Beat, Ultra Maniac, Gravitation, Gravitation EX, Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Rurouni Kenshin, D. Gray Man, Mushi-shi, Hellsing

BOOKS OF AWESOME: The Thief Lord, the Eragon series, Left Behind; the Kids series, Death Note; Another Note- The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases, Devil May Cry 1 and 2, and Dragon Wings

GAMES OF AWESOME: Sonic the Hedgehog (all), Spyro the Dragon (all), Shadow of the Collusus, Final Fantasy (all), Devil May Cry (all), Naruto (all), Okami, Zone of the Enders (all)

My little Muses: L, Mello, Near, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Inu no Taishou, Gin Ichimaru, Hitsugaiya, Urahara Kisuke, Ichigo Kurosaki, Uryuu Ishida, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ukitake Jushiro, Shunsui Kyoraku, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, Hanatarou, Alucard, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, Deidara, Gaara, Kakashi, Zabuza, Neji, Naruto, Kabuto, Kankuro, Tobi, Sai, Shino, Roy Mustang, Silver the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, Kouru and Hikaru, Tamaki, Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai, Auron, Reno, Vincent Valentine, Rufus Shinra, Sephiroth, Genesis, Weiss, Zack Fair, Alucard, Pip, Komui Lee, Kanda, Dante, Vergil, Nero, Regal Bryant, Zelos Wilder, Genis Sage and Vash The Stampede.

Summarizementisity

I'm a teenager with a love for writing, drawing, and singing. Yes. :D Music is my LIFE. Take it away from me, you shall see viciousness. I'm completely and utterly random. :D I tend to blurt out random things. :D ALSO. Yoai is luff. OwO No yuri though, BLAH. And hetero. That's 'kay too, o'course. :P

Oh, I forgot. A proper description. :)

As said earlier, you may only call me the names listed above. :3

I have gray-blue eyes.

Dirty blond, mid-back length hair.

A belly ring.

Glasses.

Am usually wearing black.

Am slowly turning into a scary movie junky, even if they still scare me to bits.

Am a thrill seeker.

And own a frenchy-french hat. I mean a beret.

You wanted more than that!? Psh, you stalkers.

UPDATES

I tend to procrastinate beyond belief, so expect slow updates, sorry. However, I can't use my laptop not having a good writing program as an excuse anymore. ): For I has OpenOffice now. So I'll have to update more. Sad face for me, happy face for you. ):

Sayings of Choice

Don't fuck with fate; or fate will rape you. -my friend on an art site

That's about as unlikely as Sephiroth and Hojo getting together and having a touching father son moment. -Me

Life is full of stories. We are all like characters in one giant, half-assed novel. -Me

'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?' 'Dan-te Spar-da!!' -What it's like on a typical Monday morning.

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!! -That one video. You know what I'm talking about.

Holy mother of Jesus in a taxi what the fuck is that!? - Plamena Manolova

“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1” -Line from the WORST fanfiction ever

Whoever said that anything is possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Please enjoy my insanity with a pinch of crack and fandom. :D

Oh, and liking my stories helps too :D

ALSO.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) (and I'm part Scottish)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I kind of am, but I still don't like the stereotype)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I OWN A GUN, so I MUST be a trigger happy SERIAL KILLER.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST NOT have indoor plumbing.

Okay, I'm done now. c: