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Name: Azhi Age: in high school Gender: ...guess Race: Born in the US Likes: reading, music, drawing, slash, foamy(the god squirrel), caramel & chocolate Dislikes: stupid, idiotic, annoying people, school lectures and all that crap, gym, homework, stereotype Favorite Sayings/Quotes/Statements ／l、 Look at his cute widdle fwace! No! Don't listen to that fucker, you dipshit! - Sweet Summer Sweat (Harry Potter) 'Silence is golden,Duct tape is silver' There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. The summary of the letter was ‘I hate you. There, consider yourself being written to.’ - Strega Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Sex is like math, add a bed, minus the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of that person. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. There are 3 kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few by observation, and the rest to test the electric fences for themselves. You are what they call a 'retard'. - Me I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. Few woman admit their age; fewer men act it. Roses are red, "If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. If you can't blackmail them, kill them. If you can't kill them, you're screwed." Joy to the world, I'm getting laid. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has yet to come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. - Ida Scott Taylor Innocence isn't innocence when it's ignorance. - Freedom And Not Peace (Harry Potter) “Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever… and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you.” - Meet Joe Black "I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something.I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do" - Henry Waldo Emerson True love has no happy ending... True love has no ending. Those fucking bastards... They say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...So make it worth watching. He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Evelyn: So Lydia, what do you do? I mean besides my son. “Oh, you’ve seen through my charade. The blond’s got me locked in a medieval dungeon and I’m helpless and scared and he’s preparing to kill me. Woe is me! Goodbye cruel world!” - Gives You Hell (Harry Potter) Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. And gays have a planet all of their own; fucking Uranus. - Innocent Sins (Naruto) "Once you go black, your baby's on crack." - Foamy (Once You Go Black) Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night" - Charlie Brown "A-D-D-R-E-S-S, I would like to see some breast!" - Begley (Car Wash) "Life is like a shit sandwich, you take a bite of it everyday." - Me "This is my rifle and this is my gun. This is for shooting and this for fun!" - Stewie (Family Guy) "Next time someone says something like 'Yeah, well I fucked your mom last night' you look that dumbass straight in the eye and say 'Well that's too bad. While you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade. Then I sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia and they've been shoving flesh eating terrain ants up her ass and videotaping it for Internet broadcasting. Now that is an insult. And if that doesn't work, kick it up a notch. Say you carved your name on the inside of their mother's ear while she was having oral sex with the family dog. Guarantee to throw a punch at you." - Foamy (Sitcom Silliness) "Charlie, you can push an elevator button a hundred times, it's still not coming any faster." - Lydia (2 &1/2 Men) “You would not believe what I have just found out!” She gasped once the common had turned back to what they were doing, Seamus grew wide eyed. “That Dumbledore is a prostitute and McGonagall is a pimp!” Dean snorted and Hermione shook her head at him disapprovingly, it was Ron’s turn to go wide eyed. “OMG! Parvati’s having an affair with Snape!” Harry, Seamus and Dean howled with laughter and Hermione tittered slightly but shook her head. “Not quite as shocking as that, no. Um okay, it’s Malfoy.” Ron cheered. “He’s dead! Great!” Seamus and Dean cheered too but Harry grew silent and stared at Hermione intently, she shook her head again and he seemed to sigh in relief. - All About Nothing (HP) "How can anyone be offended by a fat guy who gives out free stuff!? What? Are we all pissed at Santa because he's fat and happy and perfectly content with his image?! It's like all these neo-nazis wanna give him a infiority complex and put him on a fuckin' fat kins diet! And that's why I like Santa; 'cause he's a fat bastard, works one day a year(is actually happy) and eats all the cookies he want!" - Foamy (No Christmas For You) Naïve fuckers. "Tis the season to shut the fuck up and to stop being a whinning little bitch!" - Foamy (No Christmas For You) “Tell him I rather shove a phoenix up my ass and let it be reborn then and there for the rest of my immortal days.” - The Many Obstacles of True Love (Harry Potter) "Now Luis I worked hard for this family and as the man of the family I demand you to give me permission to go to the party." - Peter (Family Guy) Before Marriage - - - Only in America! 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. Repost this if you agree with it. | |||||||||
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