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| Slightly Confused Kitty |
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha. I'm Slightly Confused Kitty. If you didn't guess from the name on the link you clicked. I tried writing long stories and failed. Miserably. I'm not good at updating and keeping interested, sadly. So now I will try short oneshots in the hope I can build up to longer stories. :D Any friendly advice is welcome. For now, I read and review, and hope no one dies from depression or disgust or cheese puffs while reading my stories. 1/30/10 Murderess has hope of one day being finished! Joy to the world, and all its inspiring reviewers. 5/1/10 Scratch that, Murderess is hopeless. Though a few oneshots have been successfully published. 5/15/10 Edit Happy Places of Akatsuki members. Added Sasori. Also onigiri minions, Kisame and Sasuke into Itachi's mind. Go and check it out. Now. Publish: Akatsuki Beaticians. | |||||
1. The Pretext of Puppy Abuse reviewsWhat begins with a possible attack/doorbell, and ends with organic cabbages? Why, the reason Sakura always receives the Akatsuki as tame baby housepets, of course. Friendly mockery of Akatsuki Puppies/Kittens fics. Kp for meanness to small furry things.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-10 - Tenten & Akatsuki2. Reflections of a NotFangirlFor anyone who ever wondered what went on in the minds of crazed, drooling fans. Oneshot about the Trojan War, begonias, fans, and the not-fans who run with them. Slightly gory short oneshot, no specific characters.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Published: 10-30-103. Akatsuki Beauticians reviewsIf kunai were lipstick tubes, and shurikan powder puffs, what does that mean for the Akatsuki? From the author of 'The Happy Places of the Akatsuki Members'. Warning: Humor and inevitably OOC.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-15-10 - Akatsuki & Sasuke U. - Complete4. Flights of Insanity reviewsTenten would fly, fly away and listen to commands no more, NO MORE! Yes, yes, she would fly and live for One Purpose and kill the sun. Short, Insane!Tenten oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-10 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete5. Wary Eyes reviewsSesshomaru disliked being unprepared for anything, and her face was no exception. Oneshot, SessSanInuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-10 - Sesshomaru & Sango - Complete6. The Weather of Love and Headcases reviewsValentine's Day weather was dreary: the head case fangirls were screeching with 75% chance of drool. This is excuse of insanity enough for Sasuke to give chocolate to the sole Naruto admirer. SasuHinaNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-1-10 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete7. The Happy Places of the Akatsuki Members reviewsEveryone has a happy place in their minds. Even the Akatsuki. And dear Jashin-sama, they NEEDED it during the torturous Saturday meetings. BEWARE: humor and the Akatsuki's twisted minds lurk within.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Akatsuki - Complete8. Murderess » reviewsHaruno Sakura has been convicted of first degree murder of the majority of the Uchiha clan. But she didn't die on schedule, and she wasn't innocent. This is her dark story.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-1-10 - Published: 9-18-09 - Sakura H.9. Exhileration and the Vigil » reviewsCollection of HinaNeji oneshots. Alternating POV. #1 It was a little-known fact that Hinata love to ride horses. It was a much less known fact that her cousin was the reason and the single observer. #2 Neji breaks his character in the storybook world.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-11-10 - Published: 1-8-10 - Hinata H. & Neji H. - Complete10. Lessons from the Savvy Online Ninja reviewsPart AU. "Crazy com-poo-ter say whaaa? Sakura! This thing can read our mind-it must be genjutsu!" Sakura forays into the world of online chatting and starts chatting with a spelling-challenged Uchiha. Then we all learn a valuable lesson.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-10 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. A YesNo Question reviewsOneshot. Sakura had always asked those 'no' questions, but this time it will be a 'yes'. SakuSasuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete12. Red Paper Revenge reviewsOneshot. I wanted to KILL whatever had hurt- KILLED Sakura. "Revenge won't make anyone happy… not you… and not me." And my anger dissipated as though it was a thousand bits of red paper and someone waved a giant fan, scattering it all to the silent world.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
