Hi there! I'm So Happily Unsatisfied (Shu-chan for short) and welcome to my profile/bio site!

Origin: U.S.A.

Age: 19

First Name: Hannah

Last Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Gender: Female

Likes:
Drawing
Painting
Writing
Cooking
Surfing on the net
Reading (especially fan fictions. woo-hoo!)
Listening to music
Animals (especially my two dogs)
Acting rebellious (heheheh... evil smile)

Dislikes:
Fur Farms
Slaughterhouses
Obnoxious/stuck-up/rude people
Waking up early
Cleaning
Excessive amounts of homework
All nighters (which goes with the excessive amounts of homework, I guess)
This poppy shit they've been playing on the radio.
And rap music

The Five Best Anime/Manga:
1) Kodomo no Omocha (a.k.a. Kodocha) --#1 Kodocha Fan(actic)
2) Naruto (yes, I'm a Narutard)
3) Rozen Maiden (I look just like Nori, no joke!)
4) The Vision of Escaflowne (action, adventure, tarot cards, giant robots - what's not to love?)
5) Black Blood Brothers (vampires rock!)

Stories I am currently working on:

"Saturday Night Catastrophe!"--Naruto

See what a container of Pringles and my little brother can do to liven up a Saturday night. FUNNY!

I plan on making maybe ten or so chapters of this. Me, four of my friends, my two dogs, and my brother get sent into the Naruto world. See what havoc we cause.

WARNING: May have extreme fan girl-ism. You have been warned.

"Naruto Truth or Dare"--Naruto

Narutards, fan girls/boys, bashers, and evil masterminds rejoice! The Naruto characters have been summoned all together and forced against their will to answer your burning questions and perform your dares. There are no rules or limitations on the truths or dares. Rated T for language, violence, and profanity.

"Outlawed"--Naruto

Did he know what he would be getting himself into by spending that night with Konoha’s most innocent flower and one of the world’s most dangerous threat? Living with the guilt of betraying his #1 Knucklehead Student on top of running for his life from an angry, jealous gang leader. How can he survive when all his comrades turn their backs to him while the entire Akatsuki is after him!? Hatake Kakashi, you are up shit’s creek without a frickin’ paddle.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Naruto Survey!
It's fun, so do it!

Instructions:
List twelve of your favorite Naruto characters in no particular order and answer the questions.

My list:
1. Hinata
2. Itachi
3. Sasori
4. Konan
5. Kakashi
6. Gaara
7. Temari
8. Kiba
9. Jiraya
10. Neji
11. Lee
12. Naruto

1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before
Gaara x Lee
No, but I am sure there are plenty of Gaara x Lee fanfics out there

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
How hot is Konan?
I think her and Pein are pretty hot together. Oh! Her and Kakashi are pretty hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Naruto got Kiba pregnant.
If I don’t kill myself by laughing, I would wonder what their puppies…er, I mean kids, would look like.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Jiraya fics
You know what, I haven’t! I must fix this problem post haste!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Itachi and Gaara!?
Nonononononononononononono! A thousand times NO!

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.
Kakashi / Jiraya or Kakashi /Neji
Ewwwwwww! Neither! Gross, gross, gross, gross!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.
Temari walked in on Itachi and Naruto having sex.
Temari would whip out that giant fan of hers and beat their asses. That would be pretty funny actually. Then she would tell Shikamaru, who would tell Choji, who would tell Ino, who would tell Sakura, who would tell Sasuke that Naruto and Itachi were "doing it" and Sasuke would get insanely jealous and go on a killing spree.

8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.
Sasori / Neji fic summary.
"The marriage between cousins had been arranged since they were mere infants, but Neji knew that he did not love her. Only one man pulled the strings to his heart."
Freakin’ cheesy, man! Did I seriously write that?

9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?
Hinata x Kiba fluff?
Is that even a question? FYI, if they are on the same ninja team, whether it be a hetero or homo relationship, there MUST be tons of fan fictions about it. Example: Ino and Shikamaru. Has there been any evidence of that would lead fans to believe there would be a chance of them actually liking each other in that way in the anime and/or manga? Not really, and if I am wrong, please inform me.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.
Temari / Naruto Hurt / Comfort fic.
"Shattered Dreams Under the Desert Sun."

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted One to de-flower Four?
Hinata deflowering Konan?
Hinata is on a mission with her squad hunting down the Akatsuki but the stealth and information gathering mission turns into a violent combat between Team Kurenai and one member of the Akatsuki. Bloodied and beaten, Konan escapes from Hinata, but just before she disppears, Hinata manages to snatch the flower from her hair. Konan is gone, but through this flower stained in blood, maybe Hinata can find Konan and the Akatsuki. Maybe there might be hope in ending this raging war.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Gaara het?
I am sure I could find AT LEAST one...million. It's GAARA for crying out loud!

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lee stories or drawings?
Yes 'cause Lee is totally awesome! Annoying, but still awesome!

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five
Itachi / Konan / Kakashi
That would be very, very interesting, for someone to write an Itachi / Konan / Kakashi fan fiction, but I don’t know if any of my friends wrote anything like that. Though I would LOVE to see Pein’s reaction to walking in on this three way pairing. --Insert evil laugh here--

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Neji's screams of passion.
Pfft! Something about how destiny has finally bestowed upon him such a joyous…five minutes. (I am so mean!)

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?
Kiba song fic.
"Who Let the Dogs Out!?" (Sorry. I couldn’t resist)

17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hinata / Gaara / Naruto fan fiction warning? Mwhahahaha!
THIS FIC MAY RESULT IN: DEATH BY SUFFICATION, SAND COFFIN, RASENGAN, AND/OR ANGRY AND VENGEFUL HYUUGA CLANSMEN

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?
What kind of pick up line would Neji say to Temari?
"Don’t make use Byakugan, bitch! Take off the clothes!"
Ok, I haven’t got a single romantic bone in my body, but I really did try. Weird how I couldn't come up with something for Neji. The Byakugan should make it waaay easy to come up with something very dirty. Oh wells. Comedy is so much easier and much, much more fun!

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Lee describe a relationship between Itachi and Kiba.
"Oh the youthful youth-ness! The flame of youth burns passionately for these two youthful leaf shinobi! Almost as youthfully bright as the hip and ever youthful Gai-sensei and mine!"
I cannot believe I could stay serious enough to actually write this. I'm glad I went back and thought about this one because before, I felt like I did not add the word “youth” enough, but I am now satisfied. Teehee

20. How emo is Two?
How emo is Itachi?
I’ll ask him after he’s done cutting his wrists. Sorry Itachi! Love ya!

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last time I read a Kakashi fic...
During my winter break. It was really funny. I have an overwhelming compulsion to look up another Kakashi fic. Be right back!

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
"Hinata and Temari are in a happy relationship until Temari runs off with Konan. Hinata, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lee and a brief unhappy affair with Naruto, then follows the wise advice of Kakashi and finds true love with Sasori."

What the hell?! Ok, why would innocent, little Hinata be seeking advice from the second biggest pervert in the whole damn series and be unhappy with Naruto by her side? Like I stated before, I'm not a romantic person, but Naruto and Hinata are so meant to be!

23. What title would you give this fic?
"Just. Shoot. Them. All."

24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?
Temari / Kiba canon?
Temari / Kiba , eh? Interesting. I probably would not read it though. I can't really picture Temari with Kiba.

25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five
Hinata / Konan / Kakashi , hmmm…tricky. Ok, let’s try this:

"Did he know what he would be getting himself into by spending that night with Konoha’s most innocent flower and one of the world’s most dangerous threat? Living with the guilt of betraying his #1 Knucklehead Student on top of running for his life from an angry, jealous gang leader. How can he survive when all his comrades turn their backs to him while the entire Akasuki is after him!? Hatake Kakashi, you are up shit’s creek without a frickin’ paddle."

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I want to write this now!

About my pen name:

So Happily Unsatisfied is a kind of pen name you don't see everyday, but I didn't come up with it, but I wish I did. :( I just love how it sounds so...ironic, just like me! (If you knew me personally, you'd understand). Well, it is actually made up by my favorite band, Nine Days. In case you have never heard of them, they were the band back in the early 2000's that wrote Absolutely (Story of a Girl):

This is a story of a girl
who cried a river and drowned the world
and while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles

Kyuubi Dork: Wow, sis, you really suck at singing. You are making the dogs howl.

Shu-chan: Shut-up!

Kyuubi Dork: No really, they are howling.

Dogs: Awooo! So Happily Unsatisfied! You are killing our ears! Awooooooo!

Kyuubi Dork: I bet Miley Cyrus sings better than you. No wait! The Jonas Brothers sing better than you!

Shu-chan: Do you have a death wish?

Kyuubi Dork: Well, I'm related to you, so yeah.

Five Minutes Later...

Shu-chan: Sorry about that, I had to take care of my brother.

Kyuubi Dork: (Hanging upside down from a tree) I'll get you for this!

I'm getting off track. The name "So Happily Unsatisfied" is actually the title of Nine Days's unreleased Cd, and it is my favorite Cd. I am a pretty big fan of the band.

Kyuubi Dork: Nine Days fan girl.

Shu-chan: Shut-up! Didn't I tie you up already? (vein throbbing on forehead)

Kyuubi Dork: The knot wasn't tight enough.

Shu-chan: I'll make sure it's tighter now!

Kyuubi Dork: (runs away screaming)

Shu-chan: Sorry, visitor, but I have to tie up my little brother again. Thank you for viewing my site. (Turns around to face brother running away out of my sight) Come back here and take your punishment like a man!