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Author has written 20 stories for Life With Derek, and Lost.

Hello, all!

You can call me Jo, 'tis my alias, so to speak.

I am a girl, but I am not a girly - girl.

I am addicted to Lost and Life With Derek. If you ship Jack/Kate, here's the place for you:
http://www.jackandkate.org/ (We don't bite, well... Most of us don't, the Twilight fans can nibble a little. Ali gnaws, but she gnaws lovingly.)

I'm very crazy & hyper & loyal to my friends.
But I can be mean. Most of the time? I'm nice and the dorkiest thing you'll ever see.

I'm serious about writing. It's fun, and I enjoy it.
I mostly write Dasey fic, but I'm trying to dabble around in other fandoms.

Music is my life, and my favorite band is t.A.T.u.
I also love Paramore, Muse, Queen, Evanescence, OneRepublic, Kings of Leon, Kelly Clarkson, a ton of 90s music, Imogen Heap, Sunset Rubdown and I've recently fallen in love with The Black Keys. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

I work with kids, and I'm slowly turning into a five year old.
You don't know how many times the SpongeBob theme song has gotten stuck in my head.

Quote of the millennium;
"Nah, doesn't sound stalkerish - it's all that talk of you moving to Ireland... I was in your subcranium, man!" -Eimear, OcchiVerdi, triplet dearest.

The other quote of the millennium;
"Write the bunny, it won't rest until you do!" -Brandi, bsloths, sharpie dearest.

My livejournal is filled with crazy. Go visit it.

'Not Listening' by TheBucketWoman should go down in history as one of the best LWD fanfics out there. Probably the best.
People who have no idea what LWD is should go read this. I'm serious.
Do it. Or I'll bite you. Then you will call me Charlie in a British accent, and instantly go down in YouTube history.

L I S T O F S H I P S;
(OTPs bold-faced)

Life With Derek

Dasey - Words can't describe how much I love these two. They're ridiculously addictive, fun, complicated, and just perfect.
Lizwin - It's cute. Simple as that.
Shemily - Because Sheldon is hilarious and isn't Derek.
Casey/Emily - x)
Derek/Sam - And I repeat; x)
Max/A personality - Because Max sucks.
Truman/Truman - they deserve each other, they really do!

Lost

Jate - Fatefatefate. I love this too much for words. They're just... They're like my other Dasey, I love them that much.
Charlie/Claire - N'aww.
Sawyer/Juliet - ...Duh?
Ben/Juliet - "You're mine!" Excuse me whilst I DIE.
Miles/Me, Yvette or Aly - Teehee. MILES FANS UNITE!!

Twilight

Edward/Bella - Because it's my opinion. Besides, after BD there's no Jacob/Bella anymore. xP
Jacob/Leah - insert profanity here, SMEYER, YOU RUINED THEM. Nessie, you killed my ship. Dx

Harry Potter

Harry/Hermione - Because JKR needed to listen to me and my friend Tarryn.
Harry/Luna - ...Ignoremeplease.
Harry/Ginny - Hmpf, I always liked Ginny. But Harry/Hermione will live strong with me forever.
Hermione/Fred or George - Because I read a fic and got hooked.
Snape/Lily - BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP IT.
James/Lily - Because you have to.

The Mediator

Jesse/Suze - Because it just is. It's sweet and prefect and adorable and I lurve it.
Adam/Suze - Because Adam pwns.
Adam/CeeCee - I think we all know Jo loves her best friend love by now, right?

Merlin

Arthur/Morgana - ...Can you say Dasey? No really, these two are cute, I love them. And they've got the Dasey factor.
Merlin/Gwen - Flirty friend relationships turned actual relationships make me happy.
Arthur/Merlin - YAY FOR SLASH.
Morgana/Merlin - N'awww.
Arthur/Gwen - Not so much, but Merlin is my whoring show, so...

Celebrity Couples(I'm sorry)

Michael Seater and Ashley Leggat - Didn't I bring up the 'best friend love' thing somewhere earlier? Eighty-some-odd times?
Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova - Because they're so sweet.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - You know what? I tried not to ship them, I didn't want to be typical and ship them like everybody else. But yeah, that failed. KROB.
Tom Sturridge and Robert Pattinson - LMAO. FOR SERIOUSLY; LMAO.

S H I P S I H A T E

Masey, Skate, SasuSaku, Demily, Ron/Hermione(it never settled well with me)

Here we go; the one ship Jo can't decide on...
Paul/Suze, from The Mediator.
I don't know! It makes me mad and it makes me sad and it makes me happy.
It changes with my mood.

Kay. Um, yeah. Rock on. BYE!

~Jo

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1. Us Ones In Between reviews
.drabble. Us ones in between often have more interesting stories of our day-to-day lives than the people who get all the attention.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-09 - Casey M. - Complete

2. Who's Casey McDonald? » reviews
..Dasey.. There's not much difference between Casey McDonald and Casey Wilson. Considering they've got the same first name, the same hair color, the same eye color, and they're THE SAME PERSON! ..Multi-Chapter, futurefic..
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 172 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 5-22-08 - Derek V. & Casey M.

3. January reviews
oneshot. It started on January 19th, 2007, at 11:12 PM. That feels like five seconds ago to her now. "She hasn't stopped crying." Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-7-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete

4. Heating Vent reviews
People tell me I shouldn't spend over half my nights sitting on the floor next to the heating vent that just so happened to lay in the wall between me and my step sister, listening to her. .Dasey. .Drabble. .Derek's POV. .FIXED TO SIDE-TEXT.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete

5. Routines of Illness reviews
The two had fallen into a routine of whenever the other was sick, and both had their ways of dealing with it. !Implied Dasey!
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-18-08 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete

6. Familiar Strangers reviews
Flashfic for Symone. Something shocking is discovered about Max that causes a fight that could've landed Derek in jail, and Marti... Lies! Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete

7. Drum Beat reviews
My second response to the iPod challenge. Yay.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-29-08 - Complete

8. Don't Stop The Music reviews
My attempt at the iPod challenge. I tag jannikajade, stephluvsyou, jeytonlover and Catdogg.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete

9. Meribelle » reviews
..Multichapter.. When young, thirteen year old Meribelle Wright's parents are murdered, the McDonaldVenturis get involved. What happens when Meribelle's world starts falling apart, and when people start being kidnapped - and killed? ..Featuring Dasey..
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 11-23-07 - Complete

10. The Future of the Broken Bone reviews
..Flashfic for Mal, Dasey.. Derek and Casey have a rough past, dating at the end of highschool, and a little into collage. When the relationship breaks, it ends on a bad note. When they're forced into the house four years later, what happens? ONESHOT!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-31-08 - Complete

11. Why So Silent? reviews
..Drabble!.. It was the greatest natural high I’d ever felt.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete

12. Of Dido, Blackouts, and Bread reviews
..Flashfic for Mac-Licious, oneshot.. When a storm in London, Ontario strikes, and only three members of the McDonald/Venturis are home... Just what exactly happens? ..Dasey..
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete

13. Foreign Exchange Student reviews
Flashfic for December. When the McDonald/Venturis house a foreign exchange student, Lizzie and Edwin are spying, and said foreign exchange student in rather confused at the actions of everyone, what happens? Dasey. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete

14. It's Okay reviews
Jate Jate scene in The Other Woman out of Jack's POV. Spoiler warning if you haven't seen The Other Woman. Drabble/Oneshot
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-08 - Jack & Kate - Complete

15. The Quest for UST and Party Planning reviews
Flashfic for December. Derek, Casey, Emily, Sheldon and Sam are planning Ralph's seventeenth birthday, Edwin and Lizzie are watching, and Marti is sent on a wild goose chase to someone who can tell her what unresolved sexual tension is! Dasey, Shemily,
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete

16. Parks, Trees and Heights reviews
Dasey When Derek finds out Casey is afraid of heights, he helps her climb a tree in the park. Beware the cuteness. Oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-10-08 - Complete

17. Says Who? reviews
Oneshot Written for TheBucketWoman for the flashfic contest. When Marti visits the farm with her school, she refuses to eat meat anymore, Lizzie sees this as a oneway ticket to a meatfree house, and she takes it. Dasey.Lizwin
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-8-08 - Complete

18. A Pretty Girl reviews
Drabble Dasey You know the thing about my brother Smerek? He can't pass up a pretty girl. Marti's POV T because I personally find it creepy. It's not, however.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete

19. Merry Bizarre Christmas reviews
[Oneshot][Three years into the future]It's the Holidays in the McDonaldVenturi house. Derek and Casey are here to visit, Edwin and Lizzie in the snow, looooots of flashbacks.[Dasey.Lizwin][T for safety]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete

20. S t r a n g e reviews
[Dasey]Derek and Casey trapped in the games closet. Do I even need to say more?[Three guesses who locked them in! Hint there's two of them, they're stepsiblings, and their names begin with 'L' and 'E'.][Rated T for safety.]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete

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