Erm...Hello? Aw, crap, what the slag do I say? Um...I guess I'll just start off with this...

Pen Name: Gold Ranger
Real Name: Don't ask, Hun, you won't get it
Nick Names: Gold, Goldie, Goldy
Intrests: Transformers, TMNT, CSI, Law and Order, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Bionicle, X-Men
Likes: All of the above, Country music, rock music, music in general
Dislikes: Rap Music...snot-heads, Yankees (most of 'em, anyways, LS is a nice girl...)
Quote: "Slag you and the ill-beggotten pitspawn that created you!"

Um...yeah...anyways, as it says, I love Transformers - Jazz and Wheeljack especially. Oh my God, I love them! (insert fan-girl squeal here) I love Prime and Ratchet as well, but more of father-like figures. The twins are brother-like figures and, well, the rest are those neighbors you love, but...y'know...hate. XD

TMNT - LEATHERHEAD! He's my favorite. He and Master Splinter are so awesome...dunno why, but I just luv them more than anyone else...

CSI - One word. Grissom.

Law and Order - SVU...Olivia...Elliott...

Sherlock Holmes - Oh, come on! How can you not love the English detective!?

Doctor Who - "Bananas" says it all. Those of you who watch the show know which quote I'm talking about.

Bionicle - I dunno. Just love it.

X-Men - Wolverine. Professor X. Nightcrawler. Love all three of them.

Um...quotes, anyone?

"What's it taste like?"
"It taste like...Pink..."
~My mom and me talking about a dessert

Scary Godmother: Uh, no, sorry. My soul is worth more than twelve pizzas.

"KIMCHEE!"
"What's a Kim-chee?"
"(giggle) It's a spicy pickle, Uncle Hammertread!"
"I am not a spicy pickle."
~ My Character, Kit, and Lady Starscream's, Hammertread

Mikey: He's going right by you! D'oh! Ninja kick the damn rabbit or something!

"TMNT - What you get is what you see!"
~ Mikey again

"Into the ocean, let's the be daring! Last one in is a rusting herring!"
~ Jazz (Sigh)

"They say the sky's the limit, but I've been farther. Care for me to show you?"
~ Omega, my TF Character

"Yeah, suuuuuure you're fine...that's what they all say! Until they go to battle the next day and work like scrap! Then who do they blame? The medics! We try to warn you, but do you listen? Nooo..."
"Can I shoot her? Just once?"
(gets a glare from Silent Striker)
"I'm just sayin' - It's an option..."
~ My Character (Alpha) and my BF's (Striker and Ripper)

The All-Time Best Quote!!

"Some People Never Go Insane. What Truly Horrible Lives They Must Lead."
XD...!!

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