Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and House, M.D..
Hello!! My name is Andy and here's some info about myself:
Age: I'm older than 15, younger than 25.
Things I like: CHOCOLATE, books, BOYS, math, PRANKS...
Things I dislike: cabbage, sprouts, homework, idiots, pompous gits, getting caught while pranking them...
Favorite animal: I simply love penguins (they're so cute!) and ferrets (completely unrelated to Draco Malfoy, btw) and all kinds of canines
Favorite books: Harry Potter (The first book I ever read without anyone forcing me)
Favorite TV Shows: House, Scrubs, Spongebob, NCIS, and the old cartoons (eg: tom & jerry)
My fav HP characters: Snape (you've gotta love the git), the Weasley Twins (I would marry them if I could), Luna (she is reeally special... like me!), Tom Riddle/LV (he might be evil, but he's cool), the marauders (except Peter, and especially Sirius), Moody, McGonagall and, of course, the Golden Trio (although, the boys are too thick, while Hermione is too bossy)
Most hated HP characters: Lockhart, Umbridge, Fudge, Pettigrew, Quirrel, Bagman, McLaggen, etc
My fav male characters (books, tv, etc): Dorian Grey, Hareton Earnshaw, Count Dracula, Huckleberry Finn, Tom Riddle, Robert Chase, Heathcliff, Thomas Sawyer, Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov, Bruce Wayne, James Bond, Van Helsing, Sirius Black, Link, Sherlock Holmes, Richard Greyson, Henry Jones Jr., Severus Snape, Sir Lancelot, Lestat de Lioncourt, Roy Harper, Gregory House, Peter Pan, Edmond Dantès, Hannibal Lecter... (in no particular order)
Harry Potter Quotes
"Don't be silly, Hermonie. We need to confront the monster ourselves and risk getting hospitalized, just like we always do." -Harry
"She's Ron's sister. But she's ditched Dean! She's still Ron's sister. I'm his best mate! That'll make it worse. If I talked to him first- He'd hit you. What if I don't care? He's your best mate!" -Harry
"I like a quiet life, you know me." -Harry
"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." -Harry
"No thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick” -Harry
"Oh, I didn't realise it had to be so wet." -Harry
"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." -Harry
"Well, that's good; just as long as it's not drawn out. I don't want to suffer." -Harry about Trelawney's predicting he'd die suddenly and violently.
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." -Ron
"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..." -Ron
“And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?" -Ron
"Enjoying it? I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now." -Ron about Percy
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" -Ron
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy" -Ron
"Hermione, Neville's right--you are a girl..." -Ron
"You could have gotten us killed, or worse, expelled!" -Hermione
"You are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet." -Hermione
"Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione
"All the good-looking ones taken, Ron? Eloise Midgen starting to look quite pretty now, is she?" -Hermione
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have" -Hermione to Ron
"I'll join you when hell freezes over." -Neville
“Thing was they bit off a bit more than they could chew with Gran. Little old witch living alone, they probably thought they didn’t need to send anyone particularly powerful. Anyway, Dawlish is still in St. Mungo’s and Gran’s on the run.” -Neville
"I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy" -Neville
"He's dot alone! He's still god be!" -Neville
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." -Ginny
"Been kissing Pigwidgeon, have you? Or have you got a picture of Aunt Muriel stashed under your pillow?" -Ginny to Ron
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out. There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." -Fred.
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred
"But the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to." -Fred
"I'm not Fred, I'm George. Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" -Fred
"We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason –" -Fred
"His finest hour. Let the scar on Goyle's finger stand as a lasting tribute to his memory…" -Fred
"Anyone can speak Troll, all you have to do is point and grunt." -Fred
"Oh, shut up, Weatherby" -Fred
"If the Hogwarts Express crashed tomorrow, and George and I died, how would you feel knowing that the last thing we ever heard from you was an unfounded accusation?" -Fred
"I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else." -Fred
"Give her hell from us, Peeves." -Fred
"Having a nosy git like you for a brother" -George
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" -George
"And I've always though Fred and I should've got 'E' in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams." -George
"Hello, Harry. We thought we heard your dulcet tones." -George
"They wouldn't use the Cruciatus curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing… maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry." -George
"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George
"If we're not careful, we'll have another Head Boy in the family. I don't think I could stand the shame." -George
"I've got a question, Oliver. Why couldn't you have told us all this yesterday when we were awake?" -George
"Yeah, he's nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant" -George
"Well… when we were in our first year, Harry – young, carefree and innocent –" -George
"Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." -Oliver Wood
"Get the Snitch or die trying" -Oliver Wood
"Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?" -Percy (as he sends a jinx at the minister)
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU B!TCH!" -Mrs. Weasley
"You there, give me your chair, I'm a hundred and seven!" -Auntie Muriel
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Dumbledore
"To our newcomers, welcome! To our old hands - welcome back! There is a time for speech-making, and this is not it. Tuck in!" -Dumbledore
"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you." -Dumbledore
"You're lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." -Dumbledore to McGonagall
"For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry... although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself." -Dumbledore
"I could break out, of course, but what a waste of time, and frankly I can think of a whole host of things I'd rather be doing." -Dumbledore
"I am not worried, Harry. I am with you." -Dumbledore
"Always" -Snape about his love for Lily
"Oh, very good. Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent." -Snape
"Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?" -Snape (after Dumbledore asks him to kill him)
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny he's got style..." -Phineas Nigellus
"Constant vigilance!" -Moody
"Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!" -Moody to Harry
"Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on?" -Tonks to Harry
"Dinky Duddydums, don't cry. Mummy won't let him spoil your special day!" -Harry's Aunt
"Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You're killing off students, you think it's good fun." -Peeves
House, M.D. Quotes
House: (to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area) Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a (board emphasized to sound like "bored")...certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will.
(House turns to face Dr. Cuddy.)
House: That is true, isn't it?
(He turns back to the crowd.)
House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. (Crazy man expression) So, who wants me? (nobody moves) And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
(Everybody raises their hands)
House: Okay. Well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate.
House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
House: I think your tie is ugly.
House: (looking angry) What the hell are those?
Cameron: Candy canes.
House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
Cameron: (all wide-eyed and scared) No. I just... Its Christmas... and I thought...
House: Relax. Its a joke.
Wilson: (over a microphone with deep, gruff voice) House, this is God.
House: (Inside the MRI chamber) Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (enters MRI room) House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!
(Cuddy scolds House for hiding information)
House: (when Wilson remains quiet) God, why have you forsaken me?
House: (Picking up a phone) House's House of whining! State your complaint!
Wilson: You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that?
House: Yeah. And you’re the good guy.
Wilson: At least I try.
House: As long as you’re trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Wilson: And as long as you’re not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!
House: You like that! You like her personality! You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves -
(House cuts himself off as a look of horrified realization crosses both his and Wilson's faces)
House: Oh my God. You're sleeping with me!
Chase: How would you feel if I interfered with your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.
Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I'm gay.
(Stacy glares at him)
House: Oh, that's not what you meant. But it does explain a lot, though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers...
Wilson: Xs are the kisses...
House: No... I think they're the hugs. I think Os are the kisses.
Wilson: No... No... Xs are definitely the kisses.
Wilson: (reading an old lady's poem for House in front of loads of people) "The healer with his magic powers, I could rub his gentle brow for hours, His manly chest, His stubble jaw, Everything about him, Leaves me raw..."
House: (annoyed) Phsyc ward's upstairs.
Wilson: "...With joy. Oh, House Your very name, Will never leave this girl the same." (Everyone around laughs at House's embarrassment) That's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give this to her true love.
House: Well, what can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Wilson: That's fairly disgusting...
House: And that's ageism.
(Cameron and Chase come back from having sex instead of working)
Foreman: Where were you two when the guy woke up?
Chase: We... just stepped out.
Foreman: To do what?
Chase: To get a coffee, we'd been up most of the night.
Foreman: You didn't have any coffee when you came back...
Cameron: Alright, already, we confess! We snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex. We shouldn't have done it while we were supossed to be working, and we're sorry. Now can we get on with the deferential diagnosis?
Foreman: (Thinking she's joking) House'll do Wilson before you do Chase.
Cameron: No... you will do House and Wilson before I do Chase.
Chase: She did me once!
Foreman: She was stoned!
Tritter: Merry Chirstmas!
House: and a happy go to hell...
Wilson: I heard you killed your supermodel.
House: Just for a minute.
Wilson: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Cuddy: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Foreman: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Chase: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Cameron: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Kutner: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Thirteen: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Taub: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
House: If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired!
Wilson: Brilliant idea sending Stacy away. It's really done wonders for you.
House: Listen, none of this has anything to do with Stacy.
Wilson: Right. Giant coincidence you've gone completely off the rails since she left. Inducing migraines, worsening leg pain.
(House whacks Wilson's leg)
House: Aw, you miss Stacy too?
House: So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.
Cameron: (out of the sudden) He's black!
Cameron: Foreman's black!
House: Really? (pretends to be shocked) How long have you been withholding that information?
House: He did, however get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning...
Cameron: He was shot?
House: (rolling his eyes) No – somebody threw it at him.
Foreman: And he told Cameron God wants her to stop being pissed at me over the article.
House: God knows you stole Cameron's article?
Foreman: He knows she's harboring vengeful thoughts.
Cameron: I'm over it.
House: Yeah. I can tell that from the Berlin wall of body language between you.
Last year I started "A True Hero", it was meant as a school project for our literature professor, but she changed it, so we had to write an essay instead. Now that the drama is over, I plan on finishing the story. It might take a while (I'm usually very busy), but I'll try.
The story is an AU and has spoilers for all seven books (but I might change some facts slightly, for the sake of the story). It combines angst and humor. Harry has a terrible life, but still tries to make the best of it. 'Alex' won't meet Sirius until his second year. He won't be close friends with Hermione, but more like aquaintances. I've already planned out (more or less) all seven years and there will be CP in future years (He'll be as bad a trouble maker as the twins and will deserve it, believe me) but it's not the focus of the story and it won't happen often.
I'll try and make a drawing of Alex... thanks, thats all.
November 7, 2008.
Hello guys! I'm now working on chapter four. I somehow managed to pass all my tests, so I'm really happy. Guess what?? My mom has been dating this guy from Switzerland, and now they're getting pretty serious, so I have to take german classes 'cause we'll probably move there in a few months (a couple years, at most). My bro already knows german, but he's not overly happy about this. I know I'll miss my friends a lot, but hey, that's what the messenger is for! I've never gone to Europe (unlike my brother, the git) and I'm almost looking forward to it. I know its a really beautiful place, very green. And I happen to like green:)
Oh, and by the way, I found this on someones profile:
'Please go on, all you have to do is click a button and you raise money for about five different causes. Easy. No need to sign up or do absolutely anything apart from click. You can do it everyday and it only takes a second. So do it!'
I've been doing it myself and it is true that you don't have to do anything. The site is loaded with propaganda for many different products. They pay money for putting their advertisements there, depending on the number of people that visits the page. You don't have to buy anything for it to count.
November 28, 2008.
Finally! Another chapter has come up. It has less words than the last one, but not by much.
To all HG-fans: she will be a part of this story, just not nearly as important as in cannon. This will be a RWHG and HPGW, but Hermione will have more friends and be popular in Ravenclaw. I will occasionally write her POV about things. Also, she won't be as uptight about rules.
BTW, I wanted to tell you that my Snape is not ugly. And he doesn't have yellow teeth, or skin. He will be described in more detail as the story goes on. Actually, I changed many things about his past, that alex will find out over the years; you can just blame it on Jade Potter, my OC, his other best friend.
I have several drawings of Alex an co, but now I need to find out how the damn scanner works.
August 29, 2009.
Just a quick note to let people know that I'm still alive. School, part-time job, german classes, and friends are leaving me with barely no time for sleeping and eating, let alone writing. I'm redoing the four chapters; they are getting longer, more estructured, and (hopefully) better in all senses. I've had many little ideas for new fics, so I think I'll just write them as one-shots, in order to completely focus in A True Hero.
If you're actually reading this, thank you a lot.
September 20, 2009.
Hey, guys. Chapter 1 is redone, but the story doesn't appear as updated, so I'll put up another "chapter" just to tell you that. When chapter 2 is done, I'll delete and put up again the same chapter to let you know the chapter 2 is ready, and so on.
On other news, I'm about to post a one-shot that wasnt really supposed to be a one-shot. While re-writing ATH, I thought about what would happen if Harry had remained there. You know, a normal Harry-grows-up-abused-by-his-relatives fic. Protagonizing crazy-and-evil!Harry, who isn't really all that bad, just hilarious, kinda like the stereotipical villian. Well, that was the original idea, anyway. But I have only written a bit about his life as a little kid, so that's it for now.
November 6, 2009.
I am now officially a Slytherin! Just by a little bit, though. According to the test I just completed, I am: 85 Slytherin, 84 Ravenclaw, 79 Gryffindor, and 28 Hufflepuff. Well, one thing's for sure - I'm not a 'puff. And, um, that's it.
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