About: As anyone can see i mostly write lol. Due to my ability to write so many stories I really get picky after a point about what i read and how i write. My style is very very hard to use with some people which i found out the hard way. I'm in high school omg! and writing is one of my many talents although it has been pointed out to me that people think that it's a pointless talent.

I'm careing about my frends and very emotional and supportive!

For some reason i feel like i'm writing a add...weird no? lol and my sarcasm...if anymore else understands it tell me!! xD

Reason For Joining FF.net: The main reason i joined was becuz i love writing. Also the itanaru...heheh... and the fact that there were very little itanaru! Its been a year since i've joined and well i'm proud that i have been able to keep going and keep my profile and my stories well kind alive.

Currently i am struggling though. My story, Crimson Desires, is in sad need of an update but sadly i have to rewrite parts of it and then change my plot idea so the story may shudder be deleted. Hopefully i will not resort to this and be able to revive it!

Joint Account

xXxYaoiForeverxXx : i share this account with Tiger159!!

Beta's

1.xXxFrostyIceCubexXx: this would be my beta god bless her for putting up with me! although when she offered to be my beta i never thought that she would be so stricks ; but i did say she could and i never realized how much i love her being my beta she makes my job so much easier! well until she sent me what a chapter should be like. T~T no more character chats! in corner: so cruel...so very cruel... And then the word count O.O 2500-3500!! i thought that was going to be the end of me!! but it wasn't that hard once i started to ramble a bit on the storie's background and went into more disciption.

THANK U CRIGGLE-CHAN!! XD

2. Imperial Mint: MY lovely beta who offered her service when criggle-chan is unavailable. Right now she is helping me with eighteen springs and she's offered to beta my edited version of fate's gifts :D I love the fact taht she offered her service cuz she's just as great as criggle-chan and i do love chatting with her too. and the fact that she's really supportive :3

3. Yaoifan01: umi-chan has offered her service as well! it was so weird. she and i were talking and then she said if i had anything that i wanted to post but my beta's were unavailable then to send it to her! I think she's getting lonely without anything much to do so i shall put her to work too! :D

Possible People to beta for:

Tiger159: My fav beta-ee! Tiger is a fellow itanaru support so i will help her with her story ideas which rock!! And help her keep going and to never give up on a story no matter what.

AhhYaoi: my best friend ever! she gives me her chapters and well i do beta them i just never really did a good job of it. But she has offered to pay me to i said no of course and now i am officially a beta for one person :D

chibisrule943: i'm beta-ing her stories on that account cuz well i don't remember the name of her new one -.-;

Flightless Bird: i'm only beta-ing one of her stories but hey that's another one :D now all i have to do is wait for a chapter :P

PLOT BUNNIES ATTACK CENTRAL!!

lol as u can probably guess this is a little section i'm putting up to tell some of the reviewers that look at my profile wat i hope to get up and out on fanfiction but i wanted to know if people would like to read them... thus how this section was born!!

1. A Prince and A Merman: ITANARU AND SASUHINA ... THAT'S A REQUEST PAIRING...I DID NOT CHOOSE IT!! Naruto dreams of living on the surface with a family Instead of getting a dream come true and a happy ending, he's captured by ITACHI-SAMA!! Forced to be his servant will Naruto ever get a happy ending... or a lover?

NOTES FOR APAM: um... i came up with this one after watching The Little Mermaid!! This story is nothing really like the movie and if it is then oops!! anyway i hope to get that one up after updating my stories and getting out for summer vacation!! by that time I'll have lots of time to work and update my stories!! there isn't very much to know except that i love the ending for this one!! yes i already have an idea for the ending!!

THIS STORY IS GOING TO BE POSTED ON xXxYaoiForeverxXx AND HOPEFULLY LOVED!

2. A Vampire and His Slave: ITANARU AND SASODEI...AND MAYBE HIDANII... MAYBE!! When Kushina Namikaze sells her first born for fame and power to a vampire lord, Itachi, she never expected her daughter to go too...

NOTES FOR V&S: well i think i was EXTREMELY tierd when i wrote this one... I have changed the character of naruto sister to Nii for a reason i don't remember ; , and his mother was having a depressing life and sold her son to Itachi who promised to leave her and her daughter alone... well in the end naruto is Itachi's personal slave...VERY PERSONAL!! lol i'm sick and i know it!!

IF SOMEONE WOULD LIKE THIS STORY PLEASE ASK ME! I AM WILLING TO ALLOW SOMEONE ELSE TO WRITE IT

3. Banpaia Joshu: Naruto and Sasuke go to a Freak Show called Akatsuki. They meet the ringmaster, Itachi, who looks like a normal human except that he's a vampire!! After performing tricks with Kyuubi no Kitsune Naruto steals the fox. When Itachi finds Naruto, he lets the boy keep Kyuubi in exchange though Naruto has to become his assistant.

NOTES FOR BJ: i don't wanna talk about it... basically the itanaru goddess came and told me the plot...she did it when i was working!! evil!! but at least now i have a new story coming...again...

MY FRIEND AHHYAOI HAS BEEN CONSIDERING ADOPTING THIS STORY AND SO I SHALL NOT BE STARTING IT FOR A LONG TIME OR UNTIL SHE TELLS ME IF SHE WANTS IT! xD

4. Unknown: itachi is a wolf and he is sent to get food for the pack, akatsuki, when he comes across a fox in labor and dying. he takes her newborn kit that survived naru: his brothers and sisters were too small and couldn't clear their lungs, and takes it home. Konan adopts naru as her own since she and pein just lost their first litter to the tratior orochimaru.

NOTES FOR U: well the only reason its unknown is cuz i still need a title ;; well i just came up with this when i was reading the jungle book so yea. it's kinda still being pended on.

so that ends my lovely Bunny Plots Central...ish i'll probably come up with something else... anyway i hope someone remembers to send me a message about them or at least reads them...I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE READ THEM!!

IF ANY OF THOSE IDEAS SOUND GOOD TO YOU ADN YOU WOULD LIKE TO OWN THIS STORY PLEASE TELL ME!

Status on Current stories Writen Just by me

1. Crimson Desires: my god i'm having issues with that story!! i think i'm going to have to rewrite that one too since i'm still having writers block with it!! >:( it's evil so i might just rewrite it end of it!! it's a bastard too not letting me go though with my idea...it was too close to fate's gifts and now i might just be making a different version of fg instead of a different story.

so i'm just considering to rewrite it for now but i'll keep you all posted!

2. Kinshou Burondo: I have finally been able to get over the chapter i was on and well i finally figured everything out! The story will still take time but at least it's not on pause anymore!!

3. Fate's Gifts: X3 i love that one!! Right now this story is all fixed and i have writen out a plot sheet for the story and all i have to do now is write it. Such is the life i live lol jk jk i love working on this one!

4. My Virgin: i think its on of those rare stories that i can make go as long as i want but i'm not 100 sure. I'm going to have to do a ton of research for this one though and my beta might want to help out with this one too i'm not sure which ones she wants to help out with -.-

5. Eighteen Springs: =3 this story turned out more cute than i though it would but oh well i just might replace a bit more on the first chapter to clarify their relationship when Naruto was younger but i don't plan on rewriting it at all.

weeks later: i lied i rewrote the entire chapters but it's the same plot just a bit different and longer ;

Eighteen Springs: Naruto has emphysema because his mother smoked while pregnant with him. Now at the age of seventeen he's been told he won't live to see his eightennth birthday. depressed he leaves home and meets Itachi, who's cold tough craves the warm sking of a human...

NOTES FOR ES: ok i came up with this story line after reading Full Moon and yea... for the purpose of the story though Naruto's birthday will be at the begining of spring instead of in October... don't question it just go with the idea please... if u need to know where i'm getting my info for emphysema then look at this link... http://www.lungusa.org/site/apps/s/content.asp?c=dvLUK9O0E&b=34706&ct=67284 i suggest reading it if u don't understand it...but i really didn't pick this disease because of the age i picked it because it fit the symtomes that i wanted Naruto to have... and if u havent figured it out Itachi is a vampire... THE ONLY ONE FOR HUNDREDS OF MILES!! lol

6. The Beauty Is Mine: The rewrite :D i personally have noticed that i made it darker than the original and hey if u still love the original then i won't stop you from loving it. But if you love dark itanaru i sugest you read this one. Like after the third chapter...i'll get into the fun stuff >:) buhahahahahahahahahahaha

Month Later: You know how i said after chapter three...well i just finished 6 and i'm just introducing NARUTO OMG!! so yea in the next few chapters i'll get to the true itanaru goodness. :D

Parnter Story status and the condition of the Parners

1. Crimson Lust

Partner: chibisrule943

Status:It is dying!! PLEASE STOP PM-ING ME TO UPDATE!! i shall update when i wish and i have to wait for yas-nee-chan to well do her part of the chapter -_- So far this is the last chapter people!! OMG!!

2. Who's Am I?

Partner: chibisrule943

Status: it's also going fine i just wish that we would update it XD but it takes time to update stories so i'm just going to be patient with my partner...who keeps dissapearing!! Dx

3. Blonde Jewels

Partner: The Lady Morana

Status: We are on pause...due to imagination blockage!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4. Fire and Ice:

Partner: Flightless Bird

Status: Great! the second chapter is going and all we have to do now is finish it! but i don't think that will take long

Story Dictionary:

Citrus: Contains either Lemon, Lime, or both.
Lemon: Contains graphic sex.
Lime: Contains sex, or things of a sexually suggestive nature, but
nothing graphic.
PWP: Plot? What plot? Usually has little plot and mostly sex.
Crossover: A crossover/fusion with another anime, series, or movie.
AU: Alternate universe. Uses the same characters, but details are
changed, as well as the timeline.
Songfic: A fic set to a song.
Vidfic: A written video. Minimal dialogue.
Humor: Kinda self explanatory.
Fluff: Light-hearted, happy stuff. No real content.
Sap: Sappy fics...so sweet you might get cavities! _
Sad: These fics are so sad that, for the more emotional people, they'll
have you in tears. Just plain depressing.
Angst: Characters suffer through torture, emotional trauma, etc. Not
happy stuff...don't read if you're having a bad day.
NCS: Non consensual sexual situations. Rape.
Death: One or more main characters die. This does not necessarily
mean angst. It can also be used in a humorous plot.

16 Ways To Break Writer’s Block

1. First, check for external pressures: physical or emotional stress, illness, poor diet, inadequate sleep, excessive distraction, or changes or disruptions in your routine. Fix or eliminate these external factors as much as you can.

2. If a block persists, make a list of all possible directions in which your piece can go. Don’t exclude any ideas, even silly or seemingly unworkable ones. Try out one or more of these directions until something clicks.

3. Change where, when, or how you write. Use a pen and paper instead of a computer, or write in the early morning instead of at night.

4. Make your writing circumstances as pleasant and comfortable as possible. Use more (or less) light. Keep a coffee pot going on your desk. Write in bed.

5. Put the project (chapter, section, page) aside for awhile. Work on a different writing (or nonwriting) project instead. If you prefer, work on the two projects simultaneously, or alternate between them.

6. Write something else that comes easily: a letter, a memo, a recipe. Then return to your original project.

7. Retype (write) your last page, then keep going.

8. Meditate or exercise for half and hour or more, then return to your piece.

9. Distract yourself for awhile. Take a walk, see a movie, visit a friend. Get your conscious mind off the problem; your subconscious will keep working at it.

10. Brainstorm with other people, particularly other writers, either one at a time or in a group. Invite and consider fresh perspectives and ideas.

11. Sit quietly at your desk. Focus on the spot where you’re stuck for a minute or two, then let go of that image or idea and let your mind wander wherever it wants to go. Often these wanderings will lead to something helpful.

12. Offer yourself a reward of something you like a great deal once you finish your project. When you’re done promptly collect that reward.

13. Try starting that section, or even the whole piece, over again - but use a different point of view, time, setting, dilemma, narrator, viewpoint, or central image of metaphor.

14. Keep writing, even if you’re going nowhere. Let the piece wander or lose its way for awhile. If necessary, write nonsense for a bit- but keep going. Continue to push ahead until something clicks.

15. If you work well under pressure, set a reasonable deadline for solving your problems. Stick to it.

16. Stop writing altogether for a little while. Maybe you need a break to help you build up your creative momentum.

MY Pet Peeves

I have been encouraged to write this and well i felt like it now so i shall. Keep in mind that i just am being honest so please don't take it offensive. If you do i say sorry and give you a big hug. But i do not like the below...very annoying

1. The review common as 'update soon' no offense but I WANT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES THAT!!

2. The made up characters that are like the author. I have tried this and it didn't go well. No one will really mind if you do but at times it's very annoying especially if there is an annoying addition. If you want to put your own character in just put ONE not seven or ten.

3. CROSSOVERS!! I know that people do that all the time but seriously stick with what you originally planned and if that can't work than rewrite the story so that it will work! then put in your summary the crossover!

4. Character chats that are longer than the whole bloody chapter. I love character chats really i do but seriously why so long?? i know i had this issue myself but i've gotten over it!

5. Paragraphs that are either too long or do not exist in the first place. We have the power to form actual paragraphs peopls! amazing enough i have run into several fics where that happened and well OWWWWW MY EYES!!

6. Flames. If you flame me i might react badly i have only truely been flamed once or twice and i didn't really see a point in it. If you flame me then why did u read the story in the first place?

7. Those reviewers haven't run into many this year :D that think it's funny to DEMAND for a lemon or lime. Honestly people i will tell you if i want to write one or you shall read the chapter and see one!

8. Reguarding number seven i do not like the reviews 'wow that lemon was so bla i couldn't even read it!' If you don't like it then please tell me how to improve. I love reviews where i get told this wasn't good enough and helpful hints and tips of how to make it better!

9. People who can not keep thier pairings straight. I love it when author(esses) do polls and ask the pairings but seriously stick with ur original pairing it makes the story progress.

10. When an author puts a story up for adoption becuz they think that they can't do a good job. IF you think this then why did u spend so much time on it? Personally i think that no matter what you should stick with it or REWRITE it. But never give it up that really annoys me.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Hmm I would have to say...ITACHI! lol There's also Naruto when he uses his head, Temari, Shikamaru, Gaara, Killerbee LOVE HIM!! LOL Hidan, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori, ...someone else...lol

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

ITANARU WILL RULE THE WORLD!!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Hello can u not see my name? Do you not see what i write??

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Never -sob-

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Wall scrool, Books, uncut box sets...5 so far...ran out of money T~T

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Hmmmm...my perfect other half is Deidara and Hidan...but i would go with hidan x3

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KIBAHINA!! I LIKE ITANARU SO NO ONE GETS NARU BUT ITA!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

...SasuSaku if i can kill them both :3

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 8...y i don't know...

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

I did...-sob- EVIL MADARA!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

-raise eyebrow- do u read the manga? it says so in a chapter

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Allah dang...hmmm...Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Hidan...others...xD

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

DIE CHICKEN BUTT!!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

NO!! cuz if i did then i would be forced to look at the orange shudder

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yeppers :D

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Naruto has everything but a large brain...

17. Sub or dub?

SUB!! the only anime i like dub-ed is Pretear

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti-Sakura first part and then Pro-Sakura second part

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

He's like a little brother that never ever goes away!! lol so u have to love him =3

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Thanks to the Manga...STUPID MADARA!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Neither...well he is a beast for youth -_-

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Hmm...Deidara!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Totally whicked!!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hmm...Naruto becuz then he might have a brain...also much and much yaoi -drool-

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Omg yes!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

No my alter ego writes Yaoi and i just read -wat do you think idiots?-

27. Do you like lemons?

OMG WHERE??

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

HELL NO!!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

yeppers yeppers

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

They would be on my iPod =3

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

-nods- and no i must suffer as she yells at me for likeing Itanaru -sigh-

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes...it was very annoying cuz they wouldn't go away!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Someday it shall happen

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Noppers But thinking of Itanaru has...it raised them O.o

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

The Uncut Box sets did for awhile...but i have money now xD

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

If there is a yaoi version of a pairing i like

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Noppers...it didn't make sense at all and guess wat! IT'S NOT TRUE!! XD

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

...-too lazy to-

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

He was sexy at a point in time?? O.o

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes she's so cute! I had all the Jinchuuriki in my head but then Kishimoto had to ruin it and draw them all!! GIVE THEM DAMN NAMES!!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

When i started writing yaoi Naruto goodness =3 and yes the manga still holds my attention though the anime not so much...STUPID FILLERS!!

Thoughts On DDD Reviewers:

well i'm alright with them! just that some i find unusally annoying. If you leave something like a flame and don't leave ur email how am i supose to tell you that i'm sorry and that i'll improve? Also y do they see the need to flame something beacuz it is 'nasty' or something rediculous like that??

Q: Do you have someone on FF.net you would block?

Yes and no. THeres on person i would LOVE to block but i am too nice to do that...besides its imposible when its a DDD reviewer T~T