About the Authoress: I'm HmmYaoi and i guess you all have learned that i write itanaru! i don't plan on writing anything else unless i come up with a small sasodei or something to write but that would be the only exception. i know it's not healthy to just write one pairing but it's not as bad as my friends sister who is a fricking twilight fanatic! i swear if she could she would literally live in the book but sadly it's too small for her to fit :P
It's been almost a year since i joined fanfiction and i've learned that the more and more that i update the more that my reviewers r supportive and kind. when i was first starting off i never thought that i would come up with so many story ideas but as you can see i've been proven wrong! :D
Beta's
1.xXxFrostyIceCubexXx: this would be my beta god bless her for putting up with me! although when she offered to be my beta i never thought that she would be so stricks ; but i did say she could and i never realized how much i love her being my beta she makes my job so much easier! well until she sent me what a chapter should be like. T~T no more character chats! in corner: so cruel...so very cruel... And then the word count O.O 2500-3500!! i thought that was going to be the end of me!! but it wasn't that hard once i started to ramble a bit on the storie's background and went into more disciption.
THANK U CRIGGLE-CHAN!! XD
2. Imperial Mint: MY lovely beta who offered her service when criggle-chan is unavailable. Right now she is helping me with eighteen springs and she's offered to beta my edited version of fate's gifts :D I love the fact taht she offered her service cuz she's just as great as criggle-chan and i do love chatting with her too. and the fact that she's really supportive :3
3. Yaoifan01: umi-chan has offered her service as well! it was so weird. she and i were talking and then she said if i had anything that i wanted to post but my beta's were unavailable then to send it to her! I think she's getting lonely without anything much to do so i shall put her to work too! :D
Possible People to beta for:
Tiger159: We are still comunicating and so far i believe i am but she still has to decide if she wants me too
AhhYaoi: my best friend ever! she gives me her chapters and well i do beta them i just never really did a good job of it. But she has offered to pay me to i said no of course and now i am officially a beta for one person :D
chibisrule943: i'm beta-ing her stories on that account cuz well i don't remember the name of her new one -.-;
Flightless Bird: i'm only beta-ing one of her stories but hey that's another one :D now all i have to do is wait for a chapter :P
PLOT BUNNIES ATTACK CENTRAL!!
lol as u can probably guess this is a little section i'm putting up to tell some of the reviewers that look at my profile wat i hope to get up and out on fanfiction but i wanted to know if people would like to read them... thus how this section was born!!
1. A Prince and A Merman: ITANARU AND SASUHINA ... THAT'S A REQUEST PAIRING...I DID NOT CHOOSE IT!! Naruto dreams of living on the surface with a family Instead of getting a dream come true and a happy ending, he's captured by ITACHI-SAMA!! Forced to be his servant will Naruto ever get a happy ending... or a lover?
NOTES FOR APAM: um... i came up with this one after watching The Little Mermaid!! This story is nothing really like the movie and if it is then oops!! anyway i hope to get that one up after updating my stories and getting out for summer vacation!! by that time I'll have lots of time to work and update my stories!! there isn't very much to know except that i love the ending for this one!! yes i already have an idea for the ending!!
2. My Wolf: DON'T U DARE ASK THE PAIRING!!
NOTES FOR MW: i actually havent written down the summary yet but the basic idea is in my head and throughout my notebooks of itanaru goodness!! but i advise u never to watch inuyasha and write itanaru at the same time... BEWARE MY CHILDREN BEWARE!!
3. A Vampire and His Slave: ITANARU AND SASODEI...AND MAYBE HIDANAO... MAYBE!! When Kushina Namikaze sells her first born for fame and power to a vampire lord, Itachi, she never expected her daughter to go too...
NOTES FOR V&S: well i think i was EXTREMELY tierd when i wrote this one... basically i'm giving naruto a sister, Naomi-chan!!, and his mother was having a depressing life and sold her son to Itachi who promised to leave her and her daughter alone... well in the end naruto is Itachi's personal slave...VERY PERSONAL!! lol i'm sick and i know it!!
4. Banpaia Joshu: Naruto and Sasuke go to a Freak Show called Akatsuki. They meet the ringmaster, Itachi, who looks like a normal human except that he's a vampire!! After performing tricks with Kyuubi no Kitsune Naruto steals the fox. When Itachi finds Naruto, he lets the boy keep Kyuubi in exchange though Naruto has to become his assistant.
NOTES FOR BJ: i don't wanna talk about it... basically the itanaru goddess came and told me the plot...she did it when i was working!! evil!! but at least now i have a new story coming...again...
5. Foever Mine: Sequel to Sorta Beauty and the Beast. After gaining a gift from Tsunade, Naruto and Itachi continue planning for their big wedding. all of a sudden though Naruto gets morning sickness, cramps, and other signs of pregnancy. to make things worse, a certain someone shows up in their lives. how will Naruto survive the preasure of this someone, perhaps a baby, and a wedding? lets find out in FOREVER MINE.
NOTES FOR FM: it's teh sequel!! lol i told people to vote and i now have to write it! so i'll begin the writing process during the summer sometime but i'm going to see if i can finish some stories first before posting this one. -smirks- full of suprises that i'm not gonna tell u!!
6. Unknown: itachi is a wolf and he is sent to get food for the pack, akatsuki, when he comes across a fox in labor and dying. he takes her newborn kit that survived naru: his brothers and sisters were too small and couldn't clear their lungs, and takes it home. Konan adopts naru as her own since she and pein just lost their first litter to the tratior orochimaru.
NOTES FOR U: well the only reason its unknown is cuz i still need a title ;; well i just came up with this when i was reading the jungle book so yea. it's kinda still being pended on.
so that ends my lovely Bunny Plots Central...ish i'll probably come up with something else... anyway i hope someone remembers to send me a message about them or at least reads them...I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE READ THEM!!
p.s. If there is a story idea you like above then please tell me and i'll consider letting you write it ;3
Status on Current stories Writen Just by me
1. Sorta Beauty and the Beast: It has been rewriten! But since i couldn't delete it from my deviantart it's there now
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DELETE IT CRIGGLE-CHAN!!
2. Crimson Desires: my god i'm having issues with that story!! i think i'm going to have to rewrite that one too since i'm still having writers block with it!! >:( it's evil so i might just rewrite it end of it!! it's a bastard too not letting me go though with my idea...it was too close to fate's gifts and now i might just be making a different version of fg instead of a different story.
so i'm just considering to rewrite it for now but i'll keep you all posted!
3. Kinshou Burondo: well i'm just putting this one on pause since i have to write about pregnancy and i'm still trying to figure out how that would be and how off the human time would be from wolf time -.-
4. Fate's Gifts: X3 i love that one!! But unfortunally i have notice for a hundreth time that i seemed to have skipped something so i am only rewriting the first chapter and then i shall just EDIT the next few chapters. My beta's have brought to my attention that i rushed it a bit so i'm going to add a few more things to make it seem less lovey and stuff :D but i'm not rewriting the entire thing! mind i might combine a few chapters...or not havent' made up my mind yet.
5. My Virgin: i think its on of those rare stories that i can make go as long as i want but i'm not 100 sure. I'm going to have to do a ton of research for this one though and my beta might want to help out with this one too i'm not sure which ones she wants to help out with -.-
6. Eighteen Springs: =3 this story turned out more cute than i though it would but oh well i just might replace a bit more on the first chapter to clarify their relationship when Naruto was younger but i don't plan on rewriting it at all.
weeks later: i lied i rewrote the entire chapters but it's the same plot just a bit different and longer ;
Eighteen Springs: Naruto has emphysema because his mother smoked while pregnant with him. Now at the age of seventeen he's been told he won't live to see his eightennth birthday. depressed he leaves home and meets Itachi, who's cold tough craves the warm sking of a human...
NOTES FOR ES: ok i came up with this story line after reading Full Moon and yea... for the purpose of the story though Naruto's birthday will be at the begining of spring instead of in October... don't question it just go with the idea please... if u need to know where i'm getting my info for emphysema then look at this link... http://www.lungusa.org/site/apps/s/content.asp?c=dvLUK9O0E&b=34706&ct=67284 i suggest reading it if u don't understand it...but i really didn't pick this disease because of the age i picked it because it fit the symtomes that i wanted Naruto to have... and if u havent figured it out Itachi is a vampire... THE ONLY ONE FOR HUNDREDS OF MILES!! lol
7. The Beauty Is Mine: The rewrite :D i personally have noticed that i made it darker than the original and hey if u still love the original then i won't stop you from loving it. But if you love dark itanaru i sugest you read this one. Like after the third chapter...i'll get into the fun stuff >:) buhahahahahahahahahahaha
Parnter Story status and the condition of the Parners
1. Crimson Lust
Partner: chibisrule943
Status: well it's going good but i'm going to chat with chibi-nee-chan and see if she thinks we should rewrite a bit more and add some detail. I wouldn't mind but it's her call just as much as mine! :3
Though i must admit that it's hard since she seems to have dissappeared O.o how this happened i have no idea
2. Who's Am I?
Partner: chibisrule943
Status: it's also going fine i just wish that we would update it XD but it takes time to update stories so i'm just going to be patient with everything going on this summer and will wait till chibi-nee-chan wants to update this one. Personally i think we're finishing crimson lust first since it's almost done...
3. Blonde Jewels
Partner: The Lady Morana
Status: well it's going to take awhile to update this one because mo-chan broke her arm! T~T but we'll try to update despite this small handycap. we're working out a system so that we can still update but it'll take time since she does have her own stories.
16 Ways To Break Writer’s Block
1. First, check for external pressures: physical or emotional stress, illness, poor diet, inadequate sleep, excessive distraction, or changes or disruptions in your routine. Fix or eliminate these external factors as much as you can.
2. If a block persists, make a list of all possible directions in which your piece can go. Don’t exclude any ideas, even silly or seemingly unworkable ones. Try out one or more of these directions until something clicks.
3. Change where, when, or how you write. Use a pen and paper instead of a computer, or write in the early morning instead of at night.
4. Make your writing circumstances as pleasant and comfortable as possible. Use more (or less) light. Keep a coffee pot going on your desk. Write in bed.
5. Put the project (chapter, section, page) aside for awhile. Work on a different writing (or nonwriting) project instead. If you prefer, work on the two projects simultaneously, or alternate between them.
6. Write something else that comes easily: a letter, a memo, a recipe. Then return to your original project.
7. Retype (write) your last page, then keep going.
8. Meditate or exercise for half and hour or more, then return to your piece.
9. Distract yourself for awhile. Take a walk, see a movie, visit a friend. Get your conscious mind off the problem; your subconscious will keep working at it.
10. Brainstorm with other people, particularly other writers, either one at a time or in a group. Invite and consider fresh perspectives and ideas.
11. Sit quietly at your desk. Focus on the spot where you’re stuck for a minute or two, then let go of that image or idea and let your mind wander wherever it wants to go. Often these wanderings will lead to something helpful.
12. Offer yourself a reward of something you like a great deal once you finish your project. When you’re done promptly collect that reward.
13. Try starting that section, or even the whole piece, over again - but use a different point of view, time, setting, dilemma, narrator, viewpoint, or central image of metaphor.
14. Keep writing, even if you’re going nowhere. Let the piece wander or lose its way for awhile. If necessary, write nonsense for a bit- but keep going. Continue to push ahead until something clicks.
15. If you work well under pressure, set a reasonable deadline for solving your problems. Stick to it.
16. Stop writing altogether for a little while. Maybe you need a break to help you build up your creative momentum.
MY Pet Peeves
I have been encouraged to write this and well i felt like it now so i shall. Keep in mind that i just am being honest so please don't take it offensive. If you do i say sorry and give you a big hug. But i do not like the below...very annoying
1. The review common as 'update soon' no offense but I WANT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES THAT!!
2. The made up characters that are like the author. I have tried this and it didn't go well. No one will really mind if you do but at times it's very annoying especially if there is an annoying addition. If you want to put your own character in just put ONE not seven or ten.
3. CROSSOVERS!! I know that people do that all the time but seriously stick with what you originally planned and if that can't work than rewrite the story so that it will work! then put in your summary the crossover!
4. Character chats that are longer than the whole bloody chapter. I love character chats really i do but seriously why so long?? i know i had this issue myself but i've gotten over it!
5. Paragraphs that are either too long or do not exist in the first place. We have the power to form actual paragraphs peopls! amazing enough i have run into several fics where that happene and well OWWWWW MY EYES!!
6. Flames. If you flame me i might react badly i have only truely been flamed once or twice and i didn't really see a point in it. If you flame me then why did u read the story in the first place?
7. Those reviewers haven't run into many this year :D that think it's funny to DEMAND for a lemon or lime. Honestly people i will tell you if i want to write one or you shall read the chapter and see one!
8. Reguarding number seven i do not like the reviews 'wow that lemon was so bla i couldn't even read it!' If you don't like it then please tell me how to improve. I love reviews where i get told this wasn't good enough and helpful hints and tips of how to make it better!
9. People who can not keep thier pairings straight. I love it when author(esses) do polls and ask the pairings but seriously stick with ur original pairing it makes the story progress.
10. When an author puts a story up for adoption becuz they think that they can't do a good job. IF you think this then why did u spend so much time on it? Personally i think that no matter what you should stick with it or REWRITE it. But never give it up that really annoys me.
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