
Hey hey hey people! My name is Jamie i dont know why but sometimes my friends call me Gabriella, dont ask, i guess it's because i answers to that sometimes.. yeah i'm weird and i know. Anyways i am currently 16 years old! here is a little bit about me:
NICKNAMES: James, Jamieson (lol too jokes!), Jame, Mieja (my little cousin calls me that!), JJ, and CJ!
BIRTHDAY: September 30!!
FAVORITE FOOD: Anything Italian or Slovenian! LOL but i like all kinda of food! i love food!
FAVORITE COLOURS: Blue for sure!
HOBBIES: Anything outside, hanging with friends, watching movies, playing sports, acting, singing, dance, writing,
hanging with my family, hockey, swimming, going to my cottage, and lots more.
RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. I am a very social person and i'm not shy, i am kinda loud sometimes. actually i am loud all of the time
2. I can't stand silence, i just hate it it is too creepy
3. I have like a billion friends and i'm always up for making more.
4. I am pretty laid back, outgoing and down to earth, i am very competitive and i play a lot of sports.
5. I am Italian and Slovenian!
6. Yes, I am Christian and proud of it and I wear a purity ring. Yes it's true and it is just like Joe Jonas'...lol ironic no? (I am not a poser or anything, i got my ring as a promise to me and God. My mom gave me my ring when i was 11)
7. I love watching Disney channel and shows like Hannah Montana, and The Suite life of Zach and Cody!
8. The one thing i can't live without is laughing and music
9. I love music! i listen to any type of music. music is pretty much my life. (i play guitar and violin)
10. I love the Jonas Brothers...Joe is my favorite!
11. I love to write and i like writing stories with other people so if your interested just let me know!
12. I was born in Ontario, Canada! yeah! go Canada!
13. I love to sing, dance and act, they are like my all time passions
14. i have long dark brown curly hair, and big brown eyes, like Joe Jonas!
15. I am about 5'5
16. I dress the way i want to...(my style is tomboy/skater)
17. i love writing music...it is something i love doing! sometime my friends will help and we sin them together!
STORY PARINGS THAT I LOVE
Joe and Lilly! they are so cute together!
Nick and Emily i don't hate...sometimes its ok to read...as long as there is no MOE
Joe and Jamie lol thats me and Joe! yay!!
Troy and Sharpay much better then Gabriella and Troy
Miley and Nick they're cute
PARINGS I HATE
Miley and Joe ewwww! i will never write about this one! NEVER
Lackson um.. no!
Loliver No! they are good as friends but together... NOPE!
Miley and Jake he is not even cute! and he is way to into himself!
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For all of the girls who hate Joe Jonas' ex girlfriends - post this on your profile
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If you have ever laughed so hard you end up on the floor post this on your profile
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If you have ever asked a really stupid and obvious question before post this in your profile
If you dress how you want and don't care what other people think post this in your profile
If you like the Power Rangers post this in your profile
If you have ever fallen on top of a ramdom person post this in your profile
If you love who you are post this in your profile
If you know that God is watching and loves unconditionally post this in your profile
If, for no good reason laughed at a part in a movie that is not funny post this in your profile
If you have ever acted out scenes from dorky movies post this in your profile
If you have ever run into a wall, mirror, or other solid object post this in your profile
If you and your friends have nicknames for each other post this in you profile
If you hate fakers and obnoxious preppy people post this on your profile
If you can admit that you are weird and be proud of it post this in your profile
YOUR GUY SIDE (x means yes)
~You love Hoddies x
~You love jeans x
~Its hilarious when people get hurt x
~You hate sad movies x
~You've played with/against boys on a sports team x
~You own/ed a x-box
~You played with HotWheels as a kid x
~You were obsessed with the Power Rangers as a kid x
~You own/ed a DS, gameboy, or playstation x
~You watch sports on TV x
~Gory movies are cool x
~You go to your dad for advice x
~Baggy pants are cool to wear x
~Green, black, red or blue are one of your favorite colours x
~You talk with food in your mouth x
~you go crazy and don't care what other people think x
~Sports are fun x
~you sleep with your socks on at night
~You don't care if you get dirty x
~you uses to collect hockey/baseball cards x
Total- 18
YOUR GIRL SIDE
~You wear lip gloss/stick x
~You own lots of skirts
~You hate wearing the colour black
~You love the movies x
~You wear the colour pink x
~You like to shop x
~You love sad/chick movies
~You go to your mom for advice x
~You wear eyeliner
~You like shopping x (i don't mind it)
~You cried when you watched the notebook
~You were in gymnastics or dance x
~You like being the star x
~You like putting on make up on other people just for fun
~You have more then 10 pairs of shoes
~You used to play with dolls as a kid x
~You hate getting dirty or breaking your nail
~You wear dresses whenever you can
~You care about what you look like x
~You like wearing jewelry x
Total- 11
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a Prude
I'm a DANCER so i MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore
I love to SING so i MUST be a Celebrity wanna be
I am a CHRISTIAN so i MUST hear crazy God like voices in my head
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegeterian
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in a igloo and ride a polar bears to school
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I'm ITALIAN so i MUST be part of the mob
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a good lier
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I am FUNNY so i must me immature
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.
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(x) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar
(x) You're planning your wedding already
(x) You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video
'One Day at a Time' makes you tear up
(x) You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments
(x) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones
(x) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys
(x) You wish you were Mandy
(x) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes
(x) You constantly think about one of the boys
(x) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you
(x)You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was
(x) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it
(x) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.
(x) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15!
(x) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'
(x) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them
(x) Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much
(x) You beg your parents to move to New Jersey
(x You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it
(x) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player
(x) You put Peeps in the microwave
(x) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video
(x) You beleive that Joe is the funniest and cutest thing EVER
(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too
(x) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh
(x) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver
(x) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for
(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"
(x) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis
(x) You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go
(x) JB = LIFE, no questions asked
(x) You know their parents' names
(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!
(x) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"
(x.) You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about
(x) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"
(x) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something
(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often
(x) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased
(x) When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"
(x) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime
(x) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial
(x) You truly beleive that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun
(x) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs
(x) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys
(x) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is
(x) Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'
(x) You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes
(x) JB is the reason you get Magazines
(x) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB
(x) You can do the "Jonas Snap" and you do it all the time
91 percent of teen girls would faint if they got to date a Jonas brother, if you're one of the 91 percent that would totally,absolutely die, put this in your profile.
And I definatley DON'T apprciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalitys are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the freaking crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond pissed at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk shit about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!
I love fanfics with the Jonas Brothers.
Quotes
Me: "so you wanna do something later today"
Lauren: "What do you mean"
Me: "You know..." (me doing hand motions) "you and me, me and you...we...us!"
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Nick: "Yo, thats illegal, i cant have it!"
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Jessica: "HeyjamieomgdidyouhearaboutLukeandJonie?"
Me: (confused) "Whoa! Stop, Rewind, Play...now Slow Mo!"
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(at my cottage playing horseshoes)
Curtis: (throwing the horseshoe and misses the pit)
Me: just give 'er Curt!
Mark: you got nothing man! you suck!
Robyn: Harder Curt! throw it harder!
Aaron: (laughs) thats what she said
(we all stare at him and then burst out laughing)
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Joe Jonas: "My hidden talent is...I can make pancakes appear!"
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Joe and Kevin Jonas: "Be there or be square! Yeah like a box. And not a big box. A small box!"
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Joe Jonas: "I Love You" isn't something to say to quickly. Its not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You're 200 percent happy and excited.
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(Me, Joelle and Aneta walking out of the bathroom)
Me: (looks around confused) "WAIT!"
Me: (more confused) "We're upstairs?!"
Joelle and Aneta: (start laughing) "WOW!"
Me: "i swore we were downstairs! what happened!"
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Joe: "i believe i make sense to yo mamma!"
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My mom: "I just realized that my life is already half over!"
Me: "Pfft! if you think about it this way, your life is only half beginning!"
Mom: (confused) "Ummm... What?"
Me: "It made perfect sense in my head...then i said it and... yeah"
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Joe: "There's no cars in Oklahoma!"
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(at school)
Jenna: (runs up to me) tell me everything...don't pretent like you don't know...you know...with the guy...and Joelle?
Me: OHHHH! yeah i remember now!
Jenna: you have no clue what i'm talking about do you...
Me: not a clue..but i do know that the Power Rangers are my homeboys
Jenna: Wha...?
Me: i wanted to be the Red one...or was it the Blue?
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(at my Nonna's house)
Mom: (counting how many people want pasta) "okay so that's one pasta, two pasta, three pasta..."
Me: "FOUR!"
Mom: "What?!"
Me: "sorry...that sounded like fun" (my Zio Tony laughs)
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Dan: (looks at this girl) why is she orange?
Me: "psh, duh isn't it obvious..."
Me and Dan: "She's an alien!"
Joelle: "What? no its this thing called instant tanner! idiots!"
Dan: "Instant tanner?"
Me: "yeah its like this" (hand motions) "You spray it or something and then...BAM! Insta tan!"
Dan: "oh i get it!" (high fives me)
Joelle: "Do you guys like share a brain? because your both crazy and insane!"
Dan: "two ppl can't share a brain!"
Me: "yeah thats insanitary! And we just rhymed like two times!"
Joelle: "you just proved my point"
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Jenna: (taps me on the shoulder)
Me: (jumps) "back away! i have pepper spray!"
Jenna: "What? JJ it's me!"
Me: "hey that rhymed! high five!"
Jenna: "no" (walks away)
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(on the way home from school)
Amy: (looks at the snow) "is that dirt or snow?"
Me: "i think it's dirty snow"
Amy: "yeah i know"
Me: "Yo we just rhymed! dirty snow, i know!"
Amy: "wow! cool!"
me: "Look at us go!"
Amy: "you did it again!"
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(playing man hunt at my cottage)
Me: "so...now what?" (hiding in a tree)
Al: "well...there is no way Matthew can find us in here...so we just sit tight and wait it out"
Matthew: (looks at the tree) "I SEE YOU!"
Me: "hey Al?"
Al: "yeah"
Me: "you wanna talk me through that for me again?"
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(on the way to the Jonas Brothers Concert)
Jenna: "...and then he was like no w--"
Me: (points at a large dome thingy) you know...if you poked three holes in that thing and if you were big enough you could bowl with that!
Jenna: "What?"
Me: "yeah! oh! and the buildings could be the pins!"
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(during a water fight)
Lauren: (points at a box filled with water balloons) "help me lift this up" (we are up in a tree fort)
Al: (reaches for the box but can't reach)
Lauren: "I can't reach!"
Me: "i'm going down" (i climb down and try to lift the box)
Al: "thats it JJ! a little higher"
Me: (hears the other team running this way)
Lauren: (lifts the box up with Al)
Me: (runs back to the fort before i get hit) (points to Al) next time...you go!"
Lauren: "guys!"
Al: "what took you so long!"
Me: "I'm sorry i stopped for coffee!"
Al: "did you get a check?!"
Lauren: "guys!"
Me: "yeah and i even got you one too!"
Lauren: "GUYS!"
Me and Al: "WHAT!?
Lauren: (points to a bunch of people with water guns surrounding us)
Me: "Well thats just lovely"