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Huge announcement: Until I figure out how to work this crazy thing - the profile editor - all links on this page are useless.

Letters From The Editor

In case you haven't guessed yet, I've hit a rut in my writing, and until I'm out of it I won't be updating my fanfiction in the slightest. Instead, I am focusing a good amount of my creative juices on making up a language for my writing, and real-life activities.

To all the authors reading this: Click on that little speech bubble thing besides a review to respond to it. To any FanFiction.net administrators reading this: Go back to the old system!

Now I've noticed in my near constant reading of this site that some stories are under reviewed, and I intend to call attention to said stories though my profile page, so please go to my favorites and read the stories there. However some of these under the RADAR hits are a cut above the rest and deserve special mention, they are. . . The Kindred by Sacred White Phoenix (Stargate fans will love this), SPARTAN 487 by WesUAH (best piece of written fiction ever), Osama's Last Stand by fireand'chutes777 (Tom Clancy could have written this for all we know), March to Terra by XSpecter (an unexpected and pleasant surprise), and Go! GoStoppable! by Namuro (very good AU), more to come.

I also have to give thanks to two authors on this site for inadvertently spurring me to get for my butt and write. The first thanks goes out to Livi2Jack and her fantastic novels Stargate Revealed and its sequel Stargate Revealed: Power & Politics, I originally read these on Gateworld and they're what originally showed me the possibilities of fanfiction. The second thanks goes out to StarvingLunatic not only for her fantastic Walking the Line series (which is what originally got me into not only the Kim Possible fandom, but also FanFiction.net in general), but also for letting me use her characters in my stories (with disclaimer of course), there no words to describe how thankful I am to her for this (and if there are I'd like to know since I'm always looking to expand my vocab).

Here are some cool videos from YouTube

Halo : Arms Race - All 3 Parts High Quality

Halo 3 "Land of Confusion"

AMV - Real Adventures of Jonny Quest (unfinished version)

On the Frontline

What's the 'Sitch?

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Cool quotes and words to live by

THEREFORE thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.- Romans 2:1 Taken from the King James Version of the Bible, the words ring especially true for me.This is for all intensive purposes my credo, from now on (11/27/2007), concerning the reviews and PMs I send out. I could probably type the whole book of Romans out for all the quotable verses it contains, but to be honest I don't want to A( Sound preachy, and B( Get carpel tunnel syndrome from all the typing. So instead I just posted the one that stuck out at me the most.

"It's hard to take the high ground, when we're all standing in the mud"- Tom Zarek (So true)

"Remember young Drassari, the machine is not dangerous without a mind to control it"- Karl (These words spoken by your mechanic in MW4: Vengance ring in my ears every time somebody in the 'Mainsteam Media' does some technophobic segment. It brings up that old phrase "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" and boy do they ever!)

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”Napoleon Bonaparte (Very useful)

"Our universe is the only one of consequence."-Teal'c (You would not believe how much I use this line in my stories)

"When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten-million, it's a statistic."- Josef Stalin (Sad, but true commentary on how humanity views disasters and war)

"The fact of the matter is that all humans are fundamentally sinful people. It's only though the rule of law, cultural values, and the grace of God that we have survived this long and not descended into anarchy & chaos."- myself)

"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the now - the present is ever fleeting. The future is what we must live for."- except from 24 terabyte data image extracted from Forerunner Terminal Network (you know for some reason this Halo 3 quote really resonates with me)

"There'll always be haters, that's the way it is/ Hater (censored) marry hater bitches and have hater kids."- Kanye West

"Fan fiction is great because it gives an opportunity for people like me to write or rewrite a TV show into what we really wanted (or want) to see on screen but that comes with a health warning..and I'm not talking about the copyright stuff. I primarily write stories for me. I hope others like what I do with the characters and their relationships, maybe even find what they want to happen expressed in the plots (and I admit upfront that I'm a romantic), but I'm not blind to the fact that just as the TV shows can seem to get it wrong,so too can a Fanfiction author. What might seem obvious and right for the character to one fan, can seem obtuse and bizarre to others." - Taken from Rachel500's profile page.

Humorous quotes and conversations

From the Doctor Who episode Age of Steel

Rose: We've got to get in there and shut it down.

Mickey: How do we do that?

The Doctor: Oh, I'll think of something.

Mickey: You're just making this up as you go along!

The Doctor: Yep. But I do it brilliantly!

Sargent Johnson Metropolis Speeches

"You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved Corps! But, to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be defeated!"—Easy

"The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, cause you're going with him."—Normal

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon..and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"—Heroic

"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"—Legendary

"I'm not sure what that thing is. Don't look like any 'uneven elephant' to me—more like two squid kissing."—Avery J. Johnson (commenting on a Covenant resupply station)

From the Halo 2 mission Outskirts

"The message just repeats. 'Regret, Regret, Regret.'"—Cortana

"Catchy. Any idea what it means?"—Commander Keyes

"Dear Humanity.. we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"—Avery J. Johnson

"Oo-Rah!"—Marine Pilots

From the Halo 2 mission Delta Halo

"Woah.. It's like a postcard.. Dear Sarge, kickin' ass in outer space, wish you were here."—Marine ODST

"I heard that..jackass!"—Avery J. Johnson

"You know, your father never asked me for help either!"—Avery J. Johnson (speaking to Comdr. Miranda Keyes)

"Crazy fool. Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces.."—Avery J. Johnson (speaking to the Master Chief at the beginning of Halo 3)

"They must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement, I gotta make a living too you know? "—Sargent Johnson at the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary with the IWHBYD Skull on.

"Brutes? They're just big kittens with nailguns." - Marine in Halo 3 with IWHBYD skull active

Corporal Locklear: "Just shoot me now, Sarge and get it over with. Don't torture me with that crap first."

Sergeant Johnson: "Suck it up, Marine. This is a classic."

Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing."

President George W. Bush: Some people have said that they would gladly pay higher taxes. I am pleased to announce that the IRS accepts both checks and money orders.

Taken from Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.

Warning shot almost hits Vespa's Benz

Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.

Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!

Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?

The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Closes helmet Keep firing, assholes!

More Spaceballs

Colonel Sandurz: Sir, I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie.

Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you please? How can there be a video cassette of the movie? We're still in the middle of making it!

Colonel Sandurz: Yes, but there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.

Dark Helmet: There has?

Colonel Sandurz: Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished.

Yet more Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happend to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Were at now, now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then!

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helmet: How soon?Corporal rewinds the tape back to scene showing protagonists wandering in desert.

Corporal: Sir!

Dark Helmet: What!

Corporal: We have identified their location.

Dark Helmet: Where!

Corporal: It's the moon of Vega.

Colonel Sandurz: Very good, set a course and prepare for our arrival.

Dark Helmet: increasingly flustered When!

Corporal: 1900 hours.

Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.

Dark Helmet: WHO! mask falls down

Even more Spaceballs

Skroob: Ah, Planet Druidia, and ten thousand years of fresh air.

Dark Helmet: to Colonel Sandurz The way he runs things, it won't last a hundred.

Still more Spaceballs

Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. (Thinks about what he has just said, then nods in approval.)

Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.

Lone Starr: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. 1

Lone Starr: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing—which is what you are about to become.

Taken from The Producers

Leo: Screams hysterically

Max runs over and splashes Leo with a glass of water

Leo: I'M WET! I'M WET! I'M HYSTERICAL AND I'M WET!

Max slaps Leo

Leo: Pauses I'M IN PAIN! I'M WET AND IN PAIN! AND I'M STILL HYSTERICAL Babbles

Max: What can I do? You're making me hysterical

Leo: Get away, you're too close, you frighten me!

Max: I frighten you!

Leo: Get down over there, sit over there!

Max: I'm sitting! I'm sitting!

Leo: Flinches You still look angry!

Max: I'm sorry, is this betterGrins goofily In Childish, patronising voice Who's my little accountant? Who's my little accountant? Are you my little accountant? Yes you are!

Leo: Now calm Thank you for smiling, that helped a great deal!

More Producers

Franz Liebkind: You know, not many people know zis, but der Führer was a terrific dancer.

Max: Really? Gee, we didn't know that, did we, Leo?

Leo: No, we sure didn't.

Franz Liebkind: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE TAKEN IN BY THE BBC! Filthy British lies! But did they ever say a bad word about Winston Churchill? CHURCHILL! With his cigars, and his brandy, and his ROTTEN paintings! ROTTEN! Hitler, there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!

Yet more Producers

Franz Liebkind: Making Max and Leo take the Siegfried Oath Raise Your right forefingers! I solemnly svear..

Leo and Max: holding up their right forefingers I solemnly svear..

Franz Liebkind: To obey ze Zacred Siegfried Oas..

Leo and Max: To obey the Sacred Siegfried Oath..

Franz Liebkind: Und!

Max: Switching to his middle finger Und!

Leo: Switching to his middle finger Und!

Franz Liebkind: Wagging his finger Never, Never, Never!

Leo and Max: Flipping Franz off Never, Never, Never.

Franz Liebkind: Dishoner ze spirit und ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler

Leo and Max: Dishonor the spirit and the.. Elizabeth?

Franz Liebkind: Jah. Dat vas his middle name. Not many people know it, but der Führer vas descended from a long line of English qveens.

long pause

Max: Is that right?

Leo and Max: shrugging Adolf ELIZABETH Hitler.

Still more Producers

Leo: Actors aren't animals! They're human beings!

Max : Have you ever eaten with one?

Even more Producers

Leo: So what time can you get here?

Ulla: Well, Ulla wake up every morning at five AM. From five to seven, Ulla exercise. From seven to eight Ulla like to take long shower. From eight to nine Ulla eat big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla practice her singing und her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. So, what time should Ulla get here?

Leo and Max: Eleven.

Ulla: Good! Ulla will come at eleven!

Max: holding his head in his hands Ulla will come at eleven..

Ulla: God dag min vannina!

Leo and Max: God dag min vannina.. ninna..

Ulla: God bless America!

Ulla leaves

Max: God bless Sweden!

The Producers just keep coming

Franz Liebkind: while waving a gun around You made a fool of Hitler!

Carmen Ghia, Roger De Bris: He didn't need our help.

How can one movie have so many great lines?

Leo: What's your name?

Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yansen Tallen Hallen Svadon Swanson.

Max: What's your first name?

Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to know my last name?

Max: We don't have the time.

General quotes and conversations

The entire world and all of its history is mine to command and conquer!Yuri (Man that guy's scary)

Disclaimer for real-world entities: A lot of my stories contain references to pop-culture, and real world companies (Boeing, Colt, Israeli Aircraft Industries, etc.) In advance, I do not own any of these entities, nor am I claiming to. In short if the entity exists in the real world, I don't own it!. However if the entity appeared first in something I wrote, then it does belong to me.

Sic Semper Tyrannus (Some of you might be wondering what my motto means. Well it's Latin, and loosely translated it means 'Thus always to tyrants'. It's kinda a play off both the USMC's 'Semper Fidellis' motto, and the catch-phrase 'So say we all' from Battlestar Galactica, it also is the Virginia state motto)

Ita Dicimus Onmes (translates to "So Say We All")

Carry on.