Euphora
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since: 11-23-07, id: 1428274, Profile Updated: 02-05-12
country: Australia
Author has written 6 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Avatar.

"I love criticism. Just so long as it's unqualified praise."

Noel Coward

Fully fledged Australian buffoon in my own degrading way, plenty of laughs here and there, the occasional tedious hour, a colossal appetite for that foodstuff, and I believe cabbages serve only one purpose in life, and that is to be the uncanny demise of my existence. I do believe that my mind was a genetically fashioned compound elegantly fused with fabulous notions and reformed philosophies, but then again, my ideas just pop out of god knows what, florid and ever-so lovely in distinction, and then vanishes without so much as hoo-ha to my feelings. And then I’m stuck. Quite... figuratively.

I do manage to snag a few interesting little tidbits, and through the conventional usage of the World Wide Web, I submit them right here on this very reformed site. My gratification goes out to my inspirations: Thomas Harris, Lauren Kate, Dean Koontz, Christopher Paolini, Cassandra Clare, Mary Shelly and film composure's/conductors James Newton Howard, Hans Zimmer, Clint Mansell, Thomas Newman and James Horner. Right on and cheers!

Delicacies submitted by your insistence (those little things called reviews) are what motivate me. Analytical, critical, substantial, wee, or just the occasional charming loather with a vengeance, anything. Bring em on, I say! Although, I find it drearily aggravating whenever someone simply reads it and then leaves. My aggression goes out to you, I love you... so much. You f*ing depress me.

Read and enjoy. Take it upon yourselves to plagiarise then I hunt you down and buckle your existence until every insignificant aspect of your pathetic life becomes utterly and irrevocably deceased. Tah!


1. Through The Reach of a Hundred Years reviews
Throughout the span of eternity, they are torn by the duties they have forsaken one another for. It was a stark reality in which they had to endure. It had to be accepted. But whatever the issue, however far the reach is between one another, still they manage to find each other no matter the distance. E/A Angst/Erotica. Inheritance closure/epilogue.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 4-3-12 - Eragon S. & Arya - Complete
2. Down By The Riverside reviews
E/A. Murtagh never attacked the Varden after the collapse of Dras-Leona, nor did he abduct Nausada... and he certainly never intruded upon a particularly notable affair involving Eragon and Arya in which, without any interruption, only escalated further.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 1-29-12 - Eragon S. & Arya - Complete
3. Sweet Silent Thought » reviews
Life: a progressive cycle, a series of instances lasting onto the next. Encounters, departures, tentative friends entwined... irrevocably, at last. Character exploration of Arya... E/A
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,434 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-12-11 - Published: 9-17-11 - Eragon S. & Arya
4. Sleeping With Ghosts » reviews
Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood, but through life and death, nothing can separate the heart from another. Her most beautiful joy was through him, and through him, another… E/A erotica. COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,582 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 10-24-08 - Eragon S. & Arya - Complete
5. Bear, Grace, Misery reviews
What is it like, perhaps, to stray from one body to the other? How does it feel? Jake feels everything, endures everything, and experiences an awakening unlike anything he's experienced beforehand when his consciousness is permanently converted. Oneshot.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-2-11 - Jake S. & Neytiri - Complete
6. Angel On My Shoulder » reviews
What happens when a certain rider becomes demoralized by betrayal, and a certain elf becomes stressed of her unresolved feelings… suddenly go by blind instinct and follow their maddening thoughts to each other? What could possibly happen…? EA erotic fic
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 5-22-08 - Eragon S. & Arya - Complete