Hi, I'm Sailor Wolf4.

Yes I am an author, and I have the worst spelling in history. I am a Christian and am proud to say it so let me just get this off my chest and clear so there will be no questions of what I will put in my stories. No yaoi, yuri, or sex. Ever! Clear? I will not have character suicides. There will be some boring fics and a lot of poems about God and Jesus that are intended to become songs later on if you like them. Any questions? Good moving on.

I like chocolate and animals and emeralds. My birthday is in...never mind. I have a character named Brianna, so you will see her in a lot of my stories just so you'll know. I like to read Terry Pratchett because he makes sense. I hate the Odyssey because it's too dull and I understand it too well to make it interesting.

Story Update:

I have recently went through my stories and deleted the ones that I felt had nothing much to them or just flat out needed work. So, You might see some of them again and you might not. Anyway My main concerns will be listed at the bottom of my profile. They'll also be the ones most updated. Sorry about all f this, it's just those stories were just sitting there doing nothing and I had no desire to finish them. Plus, they were sitting there for almost two years and either had major grammatical errors or I just lost interest. So, again, if you were interested in a particular story and find it not there any more, well... they're gone. Enjoy the others.

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter( Somewhat)

Lord of the Rings (Go Tolkien and his genius!)

Terry Pratchett( Anything that really involves Granny weatherwax, Death, Susan, and Tiffany Aching Really, but I like the other books too.)

Terry Brooks (I'm almost done with the Shannara series)

The Dragonlance books. They're really good.

Brian Jaques

Twilight series (they're okay, I'm not overly obsessed with them. Hey at least Edward doesn't fight with a Damn cane like Tuxedo Mask. I hate the dude!)

SAYINGS OF THE COOL AND TRUE KIND:

(Shannon Darr is a friend of mine who knows a few things)

"I'm a God-fearing Christian who is anit-abortion, but won't hesitate to put a bullet through your head for betraying her country!" -Shannon Darr-

"It might be your life, but that doesn't mean you can screw it up!" -Shannon Darr-

"Hey Peeps, there's this thing called ADOPTION! Use it! Implement it!" -Shannon Darr-

"So I offended you. Build a bridge and get the Hell over it!" -Shannon Darr-

"I don't care if that is where you usually park, I'm parked there, so leave me alone!" -Shannon Darr-

"I love thinking. It makes the stupid people in congress look bad." -Shannon Darr-

"It says something about the government if the citizens love their country, but are afraid of the people who run it. Most people call governments like that dictatorships." -Shannon Darr-

"Last I checked, Vampires DO NOT sparkle. Was Meyers high off of some sort of drug when she wrote Twilight? The Vampires sparkled! That just shouts PANSY-ASS!" -Shannon Darr-

"Sure I like Bella, sometimes, when she's not acting like a Mary-sue begging Edward to screw her over." -Shannon Darr-

"Here's how you negotiate with a terrorist, first you grab a .45. Then you make sure that your body guards are armed, then you grab a flame thrower. Then you surround the building with tanks. Then you have the air-force fly over the area loaded with bombs, nukes, ext. Then you look the Al-Quaida leader in the eye and say, 'No one will get out alive if you don't agree with every word I say.' That should work just fine." -Shannon Darr-

Guns don't kill people... dad's with cute daughters kill people. (my dad would like this)

"If we ever forget that we are 'One nation under God' then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan (the greatest president since George Washington)

If God isn't real then why do so many people say, OMG?

The first Amendment doesn't say anything about giving you a hug if you're OFFENDED!

I think therefore I am dangerous.

Don't by the lie! Save sex for marriage!

There should be a nine month waiting list on abortion.

"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born." -Ronald Regan-

A nation is a terrible thing to waste.

Guns don't kill people Abortion clinics kill people.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people.

It's okay to murder the unborn, but don't ever water-board a terrorist.

Politicians Beware: I vote!

"He that lives upon hope will die fasting." -Benjamin Franklin-

CLIMATE CHANGE: is a man-made conspiracy

How's that Global Warming thing workin' for ya? Or is it drastic climate change now?

Abortion is the ultimate child abuse.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous~Albert Einstein

Join the Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Jesus died for our sins. Let's not disappoint him..

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself.- Mark Twain.

Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate.

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God

Don't make me come down there. -God.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. - Gilbert Chesterton.

I once complained to my father that I didn’t seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad’s advice? Margo, don’t be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep. Margo Kaufman.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Al Franken as Jack Handey.

The Moral High Ground: A good place to site your Artillery.

PEACE: Sometimes a hug just isn't enough (Peace through superior firepower).

FLAMETHROWERS: Because you shouldn't have to walk to catch someone on fire.

OVERKILL: Why have one gun when you can have 200.

"I would never invade the United States! There would be a gun behind every blade of grass!" --Isoroku Yamamoto (Damn right there would!)

Cluster Bombing: the bombs are sure to always hit the ground.

RULES FOR A GUNFIGHT: 1) Bring a gun. 2)Preferably bring at least two guns. 3)Bring all your friends who have guns.

DIPLOMACY: the art of saying "nice doggy" until the sniper gets range (sounds about right)

VENGEANCE IS MINE SAITH THE LORD: But he subcontracts.

BRUTE FORCE: If it doesn't work, you're just not using enough.

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, I KILL PEOPLE!

FIREPOWER: The more the merrier.

OVERKILL: Because "smart bombs" are for hippies.

ACHIEVEMENT: You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

AMBITION: the journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very, badly.

HUGS: Everyone needs them, even homicidal maniacs determined to kill you.

If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

In the Battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

HOMOSEXUALITY: there is a time and a place to express it.

That light at the end of the tunnel is probably a train coming your way.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups (yeah, I'm talking about congress).

The race for quality has no finish line. So technically it's more like a death march.

Go ahead take risks. It gives us something to laugh at.

THE RULES: they might be stupid, arbitrary, and irritating, but God help you if you break them.

When you're goo, you don't need to hide from the opposition.

My silence could mean that you are not worth the argument.

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Violence is not the answer, it is the question and the answer is YES.

If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

The Sayings about my favorite shows and Cartoons and Books:

"Edward? Hah! You know who could destroy Edward? Itachi Uchiha and Eragon!" -Shannon Darr-

"I like vampires. They're good for target practice and for testing high voltage products." -Shannon Darr-

Sure I'd love to meet Edward Cullen, btw can you hand me that wooden stake?

Mr. Darcy: Kicking Edward's sparkly butt since 1813.

Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Edward Cullen? All I know is that I'd pay to see that.

Elves sparkled before it was cool!

No need to fear, Chuck Norris is here!

Behind every smart alack DiNozzoe is a Ziva to kick you ass.

"Remember when I said My boss was a Marine sniper?" -Agent DiNozzo

And Saphira ate Edward, Jacob, and Jasper. The End.

Eragon would kick Edwards sparkling ass any day.

Edward vs Eragon... Trick Question! Do you want EDWARD to die?

Chuck Norris can break and unbreakable vow.

"I could kill you 18 different ways with this paper clip." Ziva

Leroy Jethro Gibbs simply walks into Mordor.

The Gibbs slap can stop time!

Chuck Norris Laughs at the Swine Flu! (so does my compromised immune system friend!)

Chuck Norris Found Osama Bin-Ladden. (Which explains why we can't seem to find the Bastard)

Chuck Norris can beat Edward Cullen without even trying.

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor.

OTHER THINGS:

I have another accont on fictionpress.com.

http://www.fictionpress.com/~nerianath

Youtube account! And I've got videos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBA30blnyaw

This Is one I'm doing for a fanfiction I'm thinking about. I'm even doing an outline. enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_9Hqhz0Ig

Well, I did this to promote the amazing Fanfiction that I'm writing called Itachi's Redemption! Enjoy!

Stories I am Working on:

Pure Star and Pure Heart (Back on air and Ready to go!)

American Mew (eh, well, I think I'm going to just update this when I can)

Itachi's Redemption (Can't find anymore motivation to write. Will continue)

Eyes of a Wolf (Currently being updated)

The Senshi of the Elements (Is off air. I had been thinking about it, but I just can't bring myself to finish it in it's present state)

It's an Old Saying (On hold unless I get inspired to write more)

Potential Guardians (is off air until I get time to contact my co-author. We both lost interest, but I might continue it without her)

Sasuke's Odd Week (On Hold until I finish other stories)

Apocalypse (This started out as a oneshot for a contest and has evolved into a full fledged story. I've already configured the ammount of chapters I'm going to put into this one, so we'll see)

Stories Completed:

Moonless Night (Working on a sequil)

Pain in the Dark (Thinking up a sequil)

Dry My Tears (Is being edited and will be back on soon; as in it's going to take a while so read my other stories)