Hitoko-sama
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since: 11-24-07, id: 1428526, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
country: USA
Author has written 46 stories for Naruto.

YOOOO! I'm Jimmy and I'm an 19 year old chick :D
Currently I'm attending the University of Washington-in Seattle, Washington. So if you're here too, you should totally hit me up. I have no friends besides my roommate and a chick in my Chinese class. D:
But because I do go to college my updates will be scattered and infrequent because my homework will come before writing...As much as we all hate that. Not much I can do about it, I did pay good money to go to college xD

WAYS TO CONTACT ME!

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/hitoko.sama THIS IS A FACEBOOK PROFILE SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO MY FANS. I WILL CHECK IT AT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE :D

WINDOWSLIVE: jimmypwnsyourface@hotmail.com

EMAIL: jimmy_loserface7@yahoo.com

GAIA: jimmyloserface

GMAIL: jimmyloserface@gmail.com

TUMBLR: http://jimmyloserface.tumblr.com/ IF YOU WANNA FOLLOW ME COOL. THIS IS DEDICATED TO RAGE AND WEIRD STUFF. I MIGHT ALSO MAKE A TUMBLR DEDICATED TO YAOI AND NARUTO AND EVERYTHING I LIKE xD

Below is a list of my personal beliefs and some other information about me that was inspired by a particularly rude flame:

1. I am a supporter of the LBGT community. Lesbians, Bi-sexuals, gays, transexuals, and transgenders, I love them all and I support all decisions they make in their lives because of one simple thing: it is their life to live and control.
2. I love Yaoi. I've been in love with yaoi since I was 13 and it has actually inspired a lot of the changes I have made in my writing. Without it, I probably wouldn't be as open-minded as I am now, also it has actually brought me closer to amazing people.
3. I'm not a religious person by nature. I believe that there is SOME kind of higher power, as to what, I'm not sure. I'm hoping that they're the greek gods because I loved God of War.
4. I support Incest. If the sexual relations between the two family members is consensual(that's a biggie!) and they are in love with one another to the point where it is just as pure as anyone else's love, then why shouldn't they be allowed to be together?
5.
I'm opinionated yet respectful. If you have a different opinion than me about anything, I will hear you about about why you dislike it. As long as it does not have some kind of threat, ad hominem, or ridiculous paradox(A reviewer who didn't like incest told me that they wished my father and grandfather raped me.) I will respond as respectfully as possible or not at all. All people are entitled to opinions as long as they are respectful of others beliefs.
6. Just because I'm writing on this website, doesn't mean I'm like some horny, slut with like twisted sexual fantasies. Yes, a reviewer has insinuated that about me as well. No, I'm not that in the least, I'm actually still a virgin, believe it or not.
7. I'm very politically liberal, economically and socially. Conservatives beware because my bias towards America shows sometimes in my fanfiction. Unfortunately I do not agree with some of the things America does, and how this is entire culture is paradoxical in everything that was pledged in the founding of our country. But don't get me wrong, I love my country, I just wish they would do things a little bit differently sometimes.
8. I'm superstitious. Ghosts, Big Foot, Yetis, dragons, aliens, you name it, I've probably believed it or still do. I also believe in things like number symbolism, such as with the number 3, it has played a large role in my personal family life and therefore I believe it has power. I also believe in reincarnation and that people we know, we know for a reason. It's actually kinda fun, If you want I will make speech with you about it xD
9. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm a red head, I don't dye my hair, and all the rumors about me are true. I'm easily frustrated and angered. However, I'm trying to contain my temper as much as possible and will more than likely work out my aggression with words and nothing more. So, I'm sorry if you totally flame the crap outta me and all I say is, "cool story bro."

I will probably put more later...when I actually think of stuff xD

Other things about me are listed below such as my likes, dislikes, opinions about things, rants(which will probably cause a few cheap laughs at my expense) and an organized list of my fanfics in alphabetical order to show my crazy OCD-ness.

Also I do not own anything I use and give all the credit to the respectable books or authors. They are the awesomeness that I get inspiration from. :D

Oh and just to solve the mystery everyone seems to be having over my gender, I will tell you what i am...
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I'm a woman. To some that's kinda shocking, to me, its not. Jimmy is a sexually ambiguous name just like Ashley, Shannon, Jordan, Criss, Jo, and so on and so forth. Don't assume because of the name!( I put it there twice so people will at least read it once...)

I'm currently in a relationship so I'm sorry if I dashed your hopes and dreams of fondling my knick-knacks or sampling my wares. But I already got someone for that.

Favorite Random Quote: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence in society. (Mark Twain...He has terrible books but wonderful quotes)

Current Favorite Poem: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Elliot.

Current Favorite Book of Literary Merit: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. (Two words: Homoerotic Subtext)

My Current Best Quote: "There is no line between optimism and naïveté. The only thing that separates them is their names; they are one in the same. Which, in correlation, means that all ignorance is hope and all hope is ignorance."

Current Best Quote from someone I know: "i feel like the biggest part of growing up is not only realizing your role a the main character in your own life but realizing you choose how important of a supporting character you want to be in someone else's

Strange/Horrible things I've always wanted to happen to me kinda: I know this probably sounds weird, but I've always wanted some kind of stalker. You know someone who's madly in love with me and tries to kill my friends so they can have me all to themselves. And they only reason I want that is so I can have a major fight out with them(Which in my mind I would win, but in real life...Not so much) It would be kinda really wickedly tits awesome.

Things Hitoko-sama likes:
Yaoi( no, really?)
Well written fanfiction
Anything written by Cassandra Clare
Words: English: Defenestrate (verb, definition: to throw someone out a window. Example: I defenestrated that bitch from down the street when I found out she kissed my boyfriend.)
In French: Ennui ( Noun, definition/translation: Boredom. Pronounced: On-wee. Example: To kill the ennui that existed, we played cards.)
In Spanish: Molestar( Verb, Definiton/ Translation:To bother. example: Yo molesto mi madre en la casa.(( I bother my mom in the house)) sounds wrong, don't it?)
Chocolate
Watching anime
IHOP
My friends
Texting
Talking about how if I was a man, I'd want a big penis
Reading
Watching People fall down the stairs
UP( Such an adorable movie, kevin is my favorite! I love when he sasses the old man!)
The definition of the word lose: To fail
Using the word "Tits" as an adjective or adverb. So instead of saying, "Dude, that was awesome!" You can say "Dude, that was tits awesome!" Or "Dude, bro, that chick is tits hot!" Or "Oh...God...Dude, look at that chick. She's tits terrible!" It makes everything funnier/better.

Things Hitoko-sama doesn't like:
Flames
When I have a really, really good idea for a fic but can't write it because it would make me have more work.
That people HAVE to go to school for 12 years, hell, if people don't want to go to school, they shouldn't have to. In other countries people can stop school in 8th grade and other can continue through 12th, not in America :D Nothing like forcing education on people.
How money is disbursed for college...
Hypocritical dumb-asses( example: anyone who says not to use racial slurs but uses them when they're in a private environment)
Anyone who uses the phrases " That's gay." Or " faggot." Grab a dictionary and learn what those words mean. Gay doesn't mean stupid or lame or anything like that, it means happy or a homosexual person. And a faggot isn't a derogatory term it means a bundle of sticks or a cigarette...Don't you sound smart?
Anyone who cannot distinguish the differences between their(Possession), there(Direction), and they're(Abbreviation). ((Okay, admittedly when I'm typing fast I make this mistake sometimes, so maybe not as bad))
People who sit on stairs when others are trying to walk
Robotic uniformity i.e. Anyone who cannot think for themselves
People who don't have any form of tolerance
Any child under the age of 14 ( And no, I don't mean some of my fans, i love my fans...I mean like the kids I see walking around my town.)
People who can't take jokes
Not knowing if someone's serious because it was a text or an email
The fact that people are paying more to see 6 or more idiotic meat-heads on TV then to learn what scientific advances are being made and how they are doing it.
Learning a foreign language in High school(we should have learned them much sooner, like 5 years old sooner...)
The fact America lacks trade schools...
Plastic water bottles
People who kill manatees because they go too fast in Florida D:
The fact no one has thought about using electromagnetism to reduce environmental pollution and the need of gas (WE HAVE THIS TECHNOLOGY)
When people give up on their dreams because of something one person said
People who complain a lot about a none existing problem (Example: Omg my mom wouldn't let me have the car to go to the mall and buy a new wardrobe! My reply: haha, bitch please, at least you can drive. And where the hell you gettin this money? You make more than my mom does...)
Any religious fanatic who doesn't understand the concept of accepting others beliefs and then won't shut up about why they're right and you're wrong.
Not being able to legally punch someone first without them punching you first
The fact walls can break your knuckles if you punch them
And a lot more stuff...

BEST REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE INVOLVING NARUTO!

It was 7th grade, I was 13(I had lost my innocence to fanfiction a month or so earlier xD) I was sitting in my science class at the time with my friends while one of them was drawing a perfect picture of Sasuke from Shonen Jump(Like seriously it was amazing). We were discussing Naruto too and how much we thought Sakura should get stabbed in the face or fall down(yes we were that lame) and our teacher-in-training guy looked at us funny before walking over. He took a seat next us, looking over the picture of Sasuke my friend was drawing and said, " Sasuke is quite possibly my favorite character in the entire series." The three of us were shocked, like to the point where I couldn't close my mouth. And he wasn't just limited to Naruto, oh no, he liked Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, and all the stuff that we did. He was quite possibly the best person ever and personally, my favorite teacher.

Top 3 favorite Naruto pairings: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, and...Uchihacest! (Involving almost every Uchiha in any way possible)

THE NARUTO CHARACTERS I DISLIKE WITH A PASSION!
Orochimaru-
I just don't like him. He's such a bad, bad person. Like he ruined Sasuke and Kabuto, and you just kinda wanna throw everything at him.
Sakura- Within her own personality, she's a contridiction. She's so physically powerful and determined but at the same time she's frustrating and weak. Like retardedly weak. I think that's what makes me hate her so much is the fact that she could DO SO MUCH but she doesn't.
Karin- Karin is just that giant representation of the fan-girl community. Like literally, all the super Sasuke fangirls know they wish they could be Karin sometimes. But even still, she annoys me because she's like Team Taka's Sakura...Only more sneaky xD
Madara(Obito)- I could talk about this character for DAYS. And don't even get me started because I totally will talk about it. Since we now know he's Obito, I can say even more about him and the sheer stupidity of what he's doing.
Kabuto- I really hope he never gets out of Itachi's Gen-jutsu(but knowing Kishi, he probably will) because seriously his new attitude really pisses me off. I mean, there's nothing worse than people who have to rely strictly upon others to be strong. He needs to figure out how to be his own person! DANG IT!

THINGS THAT I TOTALLY SAW COMING IN NARUTO:
Itachi wasn't evil: I SO KNEW IT. To me it was obvious. I mean someone just doesn't wake up one morning and say to themselves, "I'm going to kill my entire family today, except for my little brother :D" Because Itachi isn't the kind of person to just do things part-way. He would have killed everyone, including Sasuke, if he was truly that bad.
Madara/Tobi was Obito: Okay so I think everyone believed this at least at some point. I used to think it was kinda weird that his name was Tobi and then he had a hole in his mask for ONE eye, his only GOOD eye. And I was like "This bitch is Obito, it's so obvious" until my stupid ass actually started to believe it may have been Madara. But then I realized that it couldn't be Madara because he got resurrected by Kabuto. So then I started to believe that Tobi was Izuna, for whatever weird reason. But then I was like, "Just wait brain, it actually is Obito. Kishi is going to be hella predictable and make everyone yell 'I KNEW IT!'" And behold, it was true...Great plot twist Kishi...
Naruto and Pein are related: I was never one of the people who believed that Pein was actually Naruto's dad. We all know that skank is deader than dead. But I did believe Naruto had more family out there than we actually knew about. And LO! Pein was from the Uzumaki clan...Along with Karin(I don't know how I didn't figure that out. Karin and Naruto have similar personality traits, like being obsessed with Sasuke xD)
Naruto and the 4th Hokage are father and son: They look exactly alike, enough said. :I

My favorite Naruto character is: Itachi Uchiha. Even when he was first introduced by name, i was curious about him. And I wasn't disappointed. There was something about Itachi that I've always really, really liked. And I never believed he was evil and when it came out that he wasn't, I was happy. I knew he was a good :D He was too sexy to be bad. But since he's dead and i'm sad on the inside I replaced him slightly with my runner-up favorite: Suigetsu. :D That bastard is funnier than fuck.

Now i'ma rant about stuff!

Things that don't make sense in Naruto:
They have surveillance equipment, ear communicators, and TVs but no phones...
They have cars but still insist on walking everywhere...(at least I think they do..I swear I saw an episode with one but I could be just crazy. And it also may have been filler and we all know filler doesn't count for crap)
Gai and Lee aren't related...Yeah, let that one sink in.

Quick Randomness
Has anyone else noticed all the super biblical and literary shit going on in this manga and show? Like seriously, it's crazy. The struggle between good and evil is one of the oldest themes. The two brothers who have to fight and one brother is forever marked as hated(Cain and Abel) This shit is too awesome and nonsensical for my face :D Maybe this was how I got such a good score on the AP Lit exam lol!

I've changed my views on Mpreg, I still don't read it openly cause I really don't like it that much but whatever that's not the point. And if you want to blame the change of heart on anyone, you should thank Rye and our love child in Demon's passion Taka-chan(He's adorably perfect!)
However I still have some like requirements with this.
1. The reason for pregnancy has to make sense or at least be creative in a good way.
I mean if Tsunade can make herself look 20 instead of 55, and Orochimaru can switch bodies with someone else to prolong his life there has got to be SOME kind of weird ass forbidden justu that can make a man prego, or like something along the lines of that. Ya get me?
2. Don't blame it on the demon.
Sure Kyuubi is a demon, however, Naruto is human and when the Kyuubi was placed inside of him, he was already born. So that wouldn't give him like super human baby making abilities, or female organs cause if that did happen Naruto would become a hermaphrodite or a girl (which i also hate). Going into heat or rut or whatever it is animals do, yes. That could probably effect him, but not getting prego because of the Kyuubi...he's is a male demon after all. Or has yet to be proven otherwise.
3. Please find a good way for the birth to happen!
Answer the age old question! Where the hell is it supposed to come out if he is pregnant? His ass? NO! Ever heard of a C-section? or to add on to the jutsu thing, he could always switch gender for the birth as a side-effect. Makes sense to me. Plus, it seems as though they'd be able to do that anyway.
4. If its going to be like a revenge thing where two guy are fighting over someone, then please don't let them have twins with 2 different fathers...I mean its possible (Imperial Mint told me that lol) But still...
...i have no commentary for that one lol. Its kinda self explanatory.

I also hate when people turn Naruto or any other character into the opposite sex, and make it like some kind of giant secret of the series. I mean seriously, i know what your trying to do. You are obviously trying to make a way for Naruto to get preggers, or you are too afraid of yaoi/yuri to make a homosexual fic. i mean serious it really feels like that too me. And i don't know bout y'all but i'm all for the gay rights. Sign me up for rainbows any day(even my size four gauges are rainbows :D). Anyway, i don't mean to offend, or be rude to people who like stuff like that but i just don't see why people do that. Why not keep them the way Kishimoto intended? I mean at least in a way your are respecting his design of characters. Then again, turning every single hot guy in the anime gay isn't exactly respect now is it? Well i guess it doesn't matter, as long as i don't read a SasuFemNaru fic. Cause those haha grind my gears. And yes i have been fooled by vague summaries.

And now about flames. It's understandable that some people have different interests. And if you don't like what an author is doing, you shouldn't read their stories. But there are stupid people who, I guess, can't help themselves. Flames are the most useless things in the world, they only spark debate which leads to hatred between the two sides. And so I have some rules for flamers.

1. If you don't like the pairing, don't read it
Now this is extremely obvious. If you don't like yaoi or the pairings involved in said yaoi or yuri or just hetero, then obviously you're not going to like what the author is writing. So why read it? How about you just, i don't know, read something more to your taste and let the author do whatever the hell they want? No. They have to criticize everything that just happened and tell you how bad you are.
2. If you don't like what the summary says then don't read it.
If you don't like science fiction, romance, angst, fairy tales, or any other of those genres then don't give it a chance. If you've had past failures with those genres then obviously you're not going to like the story the author is writing. Its just as simple as that.
3. Don't only read one or two chapters and completely diss on the story.
Its hard writing something that everyone would like so if you only read one chapter try to keep going and see if it becomes better. Don't just stop and be like ' wow that was a waste of time.' You are only in the exposition phase of the story at that point and the plot has barely been started. And if its just not for you, STOP READING AND DON'T REVIEW!!
4. There are no original ideas.
There hasn't been an original thought since the 80's. So yeah a lot of what's going on is going to be cliched or seems ripped off from some where else. That is what the literary community likes to call, an archetype. Situations and character traits are mostly archetypal and so they will mostly be the same no matter what you read.
5. Authors will bite back.
Let me just say now that people who review without an account are lucky. They can practically say whatever they want without an author coming to bite them. But for those who actually have an account, they aren't so lucky. Ever heard of a counterargument? That's what author use to bite back. Especially with the people who go into depth about why they're right. And trust me, usually they're wrong. And it especially applies to the people who don't read the whole story. Authors can contradict almost everything a reviewer says because they know what's going to happen.
6. Ad Hominem abuse/argument.
Allow me to elaborate on what an Ad Hominem is before I go any further...I shall address it the way my rhetoric teacher did: " Oh yeah? Well...FUCK YOU!" (Okay...He didn't actually say 'fuck you' in the middle of class...It would have been cool though!) Official definition: Exploiting a characteristic, flaw, or just in general saying something rude and bringing it into an argument that is completely irrelevant to the previous point that was being debated.(This is the thing that causes people to lose debates...) Oh and the people who use these are very classy and it's a fantastic way to get your point across and make yourself look like an absolute idiot. This kinda ties back with the whole idea we learned when we were children: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." And this especially applies to the whole thing where the original argument sucked already and the author has just sassed them and they have nothing left to say but that. Yeah...They think they hurt you but you're just like...Really? How old are you?
7. One that I actually didn't think was possible: Trying to use a religion to justify pairings in Yaoi
Okay first off I'm just going to say, if you're are heavily religious, this is probably not the site for you. There will be too much sinning to be handled properly. Another things is, I believe in incest; would I personally ever commit incest with my sister? No, I would not. But let us think, why is that? I'm not sexually attracted to her. You see I believe if people are in love with their family members and genuinely love them, no matter what, they should be allowed to have a relationship. So all the people who complain about me writing Uchihacest, it isn't because I'm a slut, or a horny, demonic bitch-creature(as one flame kinda said) it is because I write that Sasuke and Itachi are in love with each other and that their love is pure and not filthy in any sense. I mean if we were able to get over the fact that different races could interbreed then what limits families? It probably wasn't a completely uncommon practice back in the day. So, if you feel morally against a pairing you're reading, DON'T READ IT!
8. Beliefs of Reviewers Vs. Beliefs of the Writer
Everyone doesn't believe the same things but that's totally cool with me. People should have their own opinions. However, when it comes to writer vs. reader, the reader, if they do not agree with what the writer believes and is trying to accomplish in the story, they should not read it or review. Unfortunately, some opinions are completely on the opposite sides of the spectrum and issues between the two sides will not ever be resolved. To avoid conflict, just don't say anything to the reviewer or the writer, it is just bound to cause anger and hatred. And we have enough of that in the world, we don't need more.

STATUS OF STORIES/SUMMARIES: (alphabetical)

72 Hours Of Torture- SasuNaru. Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasurable torture. Rated M, COMPLETE

A Demon's Passion- SasuNaru. SEQUEL TO LOVER OF A DEMON :) It's been five years since Sasuke's been freed and everyone is living happy, normal lives. But there is one thing that can upset the balance of his family forever. Co-lab between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. YAOI! ANGST! AND AN ADORABLE SON NAMED TAKA-CHAN! RATED M FOR SEXY LOVE AND A LIL GORE! COMPLETE!

AND WE ALL HAVE A HELL- UCHIHACEST :D SONG FIC! And We All Have A HELL, From First To Last! Itachi is lusting for Sasuke, what will happen when the older's lust becomes way to much to handle? Yaoi. Perhaps a second chapter for sasuke's PV rated M For now, complete

APRIL FOOLS- SasuNaru! Sasuke is afraid of being pranked. But Naruto pranks him anyway. It ends HORRIBLY...but for who? YAOI! Random Hitoko and Alrye. Complete!!

Curse of the Cat- UCHIHACEST! With slight mentions of KyuuIta and SasuNaru. One of Itachi's ex-lovers(Kyuubi) curses him and transforms him into a cat as a means of teaching him a lesson. A lesson that if he continues his ways, no one will love him. He has to find someone who loves him unconditionally, but he has a person in mind. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! In progress.

Cursed Love- SasuNaru! Like the Little Mermaid, but you know, without the mermaids and singing. Sasuke loves Naruto and wants to make him his for all eternity. SO he makes a deal with Orochimaru, unknowing that Naruto made a similar deal. RATED M!! YAOI COMPLETE

DEIDARA IN WONDERLAND-Itadei, itasaso, and sasodei. This is my first ever fanfic...used to be on my myspace alright here's summ. Deidara loses a fight to Itachi. He rests under a tree and sees a mysterious white rabbit..Hilarity ensues. TOTAL CRACK. Rated T COMPLETE

Don't Look in the Drawer- UCHIHACEST! Sasuke wants to feel closer to his brother and therefore goes through his stuff whenever possible. But when he finds a mysterious drawer, he can't help but let his curiosity get the best of him. YAOI! One-shot. For Itachi's birthday :D Complete, bitches.

DUNA NUNA NUNA NUNA KABUTO- NO PAIRINGS(kinda) CRACKK@.@ CRACK! I AM AN OC IN THIS...THERE ARE THEME SONGS! CHARACTER DEATH SAKURA AND INO READ AND ENJOY...double crack warnings :D inspired by good times. Rated T COMPLETE

FIVE PHASES! THE PERFECT PLAN! : SasuNaru :D Sasuke is tired of keeping his relationship with Naruto a secret, so why not come up with the most ingenious plan to expose them? YAOI SASUNARU! SAKURA TORTURE! FOR ALRYE! YAOI Rated M second chapter coming!!When i get an idea for a second chap xD

For the Love of My blond: KisaDei Kisame and Deidara have feelings for each other. How will a boring meeting lead to exposed love? FIND OUT YAOI KISADEI Complete( i know the pairing sounds iffy but its actually not too bad.)

FOX AND THE PRINCE: Ok, Sasuke and Naruto are princes and they are going to be married to bring peace to their palaces. But what happenes when Naruto is cursed by an evil wizard? More summary inside...warning YAOI and Heroics!! Rated M COMPLETE...The Detailed version is finished but Idk if i want to write a sequel since i forget what happened in the second swan princess movie...I guess i could just make it up as i go but ehhh. idk.

Great Expectations: SasuNaru and mentions of other pairs. Based of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Naruto is a poor orphan who is abused and berated by his evil older sister. But one day in the cemetery flips his life upside down, both figuratively and literally. Yaoi. More details on the characters inside. IN PROGRESS (Dropped)

Happy Valentines Day?: ItaNaru, mentions of SasuNaru Naruto is expecting a day of love with Sasuke but what he gets is Itachi.YAOI RATED M! COMPLETE

Haunted Halloween Party: SasuNaruSai :D:D Sasuke throws a party with the theme of, "Your True Self" in hopes Naruto will be impressed for what he has planned with his costume. But as soon as the flirting gets deeply rooted...A ghost appears and Sai, Naruto, and Sasuke retreat inside out of fear. They're all hiding when Naruto blurts out that he doesn't want to die a virgin. How can Sasuke and Sai resist? (Damn, this summary was much better than my first one haha) Rated M. Yaoi! THREESOME! COMPLETE

IF YOU STAYED, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED: MAIN : Itanaru Side: PeinIta, SasuOro, KabuOro, KabuSasu, SasuNaru, snakesNaru/Kabu PeinNaru, MadaPein MadaIta PeinSasu uhh. i think that's it...thats alot. OH 2 threesomes :D:D:D Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki. Other chapters will explain the beginning more.YAOI Rated super M :D:D read if your a super perv like myself. Complete!! FINALLY 27 CHAPTERS OF HARD WORK!!

IT'S ONLY A GAME- Main:SASUNARU side: KYUUMINA! Sasuke and Kyuubi are master thieves with their eyes on a major prize. But there are two blond complications getting in the way. YAOI! RATED M! ONE-SHOT! A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR RYE! COMPLETE!

IT'S NOT OVER: Main: ItaNaru side: SasuNaru and hints at KisaSui. This is the Sequel to PROCRASTINATION!! Sasuke escapes from his asylum and comes for his Naruto!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! RATED M COMPLETE!!

JUST A BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK LAST NIGHT: SasoDei. Sasori has a bit to much to drink. When Deidara takes him back to his room what's going to happen? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETE

LOVER IN THE NIGHT: CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND >D my first uchihacest. sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi rated M COMPLETE

LOVER OF A DEMON: SASUNARU mentions of other pairings. A collaboration between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. Naruto finds a mysterious scroll in his attic, once the clock strikes 12, nothing will ever be the same. Yaoi,GORE AND BAD THINGS! RATED M. COMPLETE AND A SEQUEL IS IN THE WORKS!

MONEY FOR THE POOR: UCHIHACEST sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning french maid outfits. FOR MELODY! sec chap sum. Sasuke has a birthday party, but where is Itachi? READ TO FIND OUT. YAOI Rated M COMPLETE...for now

NARUTO HAS FAMILY: PeinNaru. PEIN IS NARUTO's UNCLE IN THIS SO I COULD HAVE INCEST!! HURRAY. Naruto and the rest of his team infiltrate the Akatsuki. Naruto fights the leader straight up. But what will happen when a giant secret is exposed? Yaoi. Rated M, COMPLETE Sequel. THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME!

ONE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL: KabuNaru. side: SasuNaru.. Naru be cheatin on sasu with Kabu. Kabuto sneaks into Naruto's hospital room one night and then later said blond has a wet dream about it. But after Kabuto leaves Naruto is forced to settle for Sasuke, but just for how long, i wonder. Yaoi. Rated M COMPLETE xD

OUR REVENGE AGANIST SASUKE: ItaNaru, SasuSaku...bleh. And to clerify something, the only reason Sakura was pregnant in here was because she raped Sasuke in his sleep. Creepy. This is more or less a revenge against Sasuke fanfic. RedMoonLight009 and I thought it would be funny if Sasuke was married to Sakura. And in this fic Sasuke is in love with Naruto, but Naruto is involved with Itachi! We're so evil but, that's what happens when you stab Itachi. Mentions of YAOI rated T. COMPLETE

PERFECTION IS MEANT FOR DOLLS: SasuNaru, Non-consensual SaiNaru Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? And the lives of the people who helped him?! GORE! EXTREMELY GRAPHIC! MYSTERIES AND DETECTIVE UCHIHA PANTS!!!! CRAZY MURDERER...like insane man. very strange OCs and other things that should be banned in three states! RATED M! COMPLETE.

Prequel to The Mating Moon: SasuNaru! This takes place before the actual/main story, THE MATING MOON. This fic has the same elements going on as the one a fore mentioned but with a different pairing. Sasuke's loved Naruto for as long as he could remember which was apparently about Middle School. He begins courting him and eventually makes the blond him...Forever. Werewolf Fic. YAOI! ONE-SHOT! Complete. RATED M!

PROCRASTINATION- ItaNaru Naruto is always getting bad grades on projects because he procrastinates and does them the night before they're due. Well Itachi is sick of it and decides to take matters into his own hands. Based on Hitoko-sama's school life. Rated M for later chapters, COMPLETE. SEQUEL IS OUT

Red Riding Hood: SasuNaru! Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid or is it something else? Yaoi. Rated M for content; slight gore.

SURVIVAL LESSONS WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI: Main:KakaNaru Side: SuiSasu, SasuNaru, KakaSasu, SuiNaru. threesomes(consisting of Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi) Another with (Naruto, Sasuke, and Suigetsu) and even a foursome(Naruto, Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Kakashi) Naruto is tempted with promises of 'training' but it is not the training he had in mind. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI! Dedicated to SugarSweetLolitaPrincessX COMPLETE!

The Best Laid Plans: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacesty yum) Side: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuuNaru(Uzucest) Kyuubi has a plot to get Naruto and Sasuke to have a threesome with him. And alcohol is the best means to do it. But you know what they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Oneshot. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI :P COMPLETE!

THE BOY FROM A DEMON'S DREAM: ItaNaru, GaaLee, other pairings will be added when i feel like it. Itachi likes to make Sasuke find humans to break in, but none are the ones from his dreams. Until a blond boy shows up to get a job. Itachi recognizes him from his dreams and pursues him. Yaoi rated M COMPLETE. Based off MANY FAERIE BOOKS AND THE LOST BOYS xD

THE GOOD SON: NaruSasu. Naruto's father adopts Sasuke after a horrible accident. For a politician all press is good press. Sasuke also seems like he's well behaved. But of course things are never what they appear when hidden under the mask of the 'good' son. So when things start to spiral out of control and everything that once seemed clear is now shrouded in mystery, the life of the good son doesn't seem so perfect anymore. YAOI, rated M. IN PROGRESS.

The Human Contract: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacest) Side: MadaIzu(Uchihacest), DanzoSai(ew), onesided OroNaru and OroSasu, and MadaSasu(Uchihacest) For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! IN PROGRESS!

THE MATING MOON: KibaShino, side: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, ItaSai. Shino is werewolf and has been watching Kiba for months in hopes he can fulfill the mating ritual with him. Kiba is just a regular Joe, waiting for school to be over with but the wolf that's been stalking him changes his life forever. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! IN PROGRESS.

THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME: Main: PeinNaru..even though Pein is kinda dead. Side: SasuNaru, Uchihacest. SPOILER: MadaNaru :D THE SEQUEL TO NARUTO HAS FAMILY. Naruto is on a never ending quest to resurrect his beloved Pein. What will happen to him? violence and perhaps even drug use. not for the faint of heart YAOI Rated M. DROPPED AND GIVEN AWAY TO vampiress lianna

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR- MAIN: UCHIHACEST!( ItaSasu) Side: UZUCEST! ( which is KyuuNaru) During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPS! COMPLETE! For XxrinuchihaxX

The Ramen Rivalry: SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing ramen shops. One day, both parties make plans to go out and have fun, not knowing the other had similiar plans. They end up having drunken sex and the next morning they're in for a horrible surprise. What will they do to keep their bosses from finding out?! Yaoi. Rated M for later chapters. COMPLETE. Dedicated to the Hoe-Equation.

THE SELF-HELP BOOK DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS: SAINARU AND ONESIDED SASUNARU Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI RATED M FOR LATER CHAPPIES COMPLETE!

THE SOLUTION- Main: SasuNaru. Side: For now, it is just mental stuff. Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a very a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg. Mentions of rape and non-consensual moments. RATED M! IN PROGRESS!

There's Love in My Future: Main: SasuNaru Side: PeinIta, DanzoNaru(ew), There will be more; they're just undecided. Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? YAOI! Rated M for later chapters! IN PROGRESS!

THERE'S YAOI AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER: ALL PAIRINGS WILL BE RANDOM AND THEY WILL ALL BE BEAUTIFUL! based of the Sesame Street book " A Monster At the End of this Book." but you know with Yaoi...WARNING: Has absolutely no plot. RATED M! For now, it is dropped.

WHAT I WOULD DO FOR YOU: UCHIHACEST! ITASASU!! Sasuke would walk to the ends of the Earth to bring Itachi back. So he does. He is assigned 12 tasks that he must complete by the end of the year. YAOI! mentions of minor(like as in age) anal sex! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! COMPLETE!

WHAT IF: SasuNaru side: ItaNaru, PeinNaru, OroNaru. Sasuke and Naruto's forbidden love is at its peak. They kill Orochimaru and rejoin Kohona.What will happen when The Akatsuki finds out? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETED BITCHES THE FIC IS ALOT BETTER THAN THE SUMMARY.

YOU GOT NAILED: UCHIHACEST. Sasuke and Itachi lived together...But there is sexual tension afoot. What will happen when both brothers are stressed and their parents are dead? YAOI Rated M, COMPLETE.

I know what you're thinking...Hitoko-sama needs to get a new anime to write about...

Other animes/manga I love:
Loveless
Gravataion
Legal Drug
Eden Of the East
GOTH
Trigun
Inuyasha
Full metal Alchemist
Absolute Boyfriend
Deathnote
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Elfen Lied
Black Butler
Love Prism
Brother
Fairy Tale
Boy Princess
My Balls
Togainu no Chi
Higurashi No Nako Koro Ni
Yami No Matsuei (or for you english people THE DESENDANTS OF DARKNESS:D)
FLCL
You're My Love Prize In Viewfinder
Vampire Knights
Little Pet Shop Of Horrors
Papa To Kiss in the Dark
Tokko
Tenchi(god that's an old one)
Sailor Moon(also old)
SlaveXSlave
Jonjou romantica
Enslave Lover xD
Anything Rye tells me to read or look at...
and umm...Yeah...


1. The Solution » reviews
Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg and non-consensual moments
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,724 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 12-19-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
2. The Mating Moon » reviews
Kiba is being stalked by a very mysterious wolf. And one night, it bites him. And that one bite changes the course of Kiba's life forever. Yaoi! ShinoKiba. Slight SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,311 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 4-7-13 - Published: 12-31-10 - Shino A. & Kiba I.
3. There's Love in My Future » reviews
Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,280 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 7-21-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
4. The Good Son » reviews
Naruto's father adopts Sasuke after a horrible accident. For a politician all press is good press. Sasuke also seems like he's well behaved. But of course things are never what they appear when hidden under the mask of the 'good' son. YAOI, NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 12-29-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
5. The Human Contract » reviews
For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! Uchihacest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,939 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 9-10-11 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
6. Curse of the Cat » reviews
One of Itachi's ex-lovers comes back to curse him and in doing so, turns him into a cat. He needs to find someone who will love him unconditionally or remain a cat forever. No one wants to use a litter box that long. YAOI! Uchihacest! M for later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,897 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 4-8-11 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
7. A Demon's Passion » reviews
It's been five years since Sasuke's been freed and everyone is living happy, normal lives. But there is one thing that can upset the balance of his family forever. SEQUEL TO LOVER OF A DEMON! ALRYE AND HITOKO COLAB! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPS! Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,542 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 12-31-11 - Published: 8-28-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
8. Perfection Is Meant For Dolls » reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 335 - Updated: 12-19-11 - Published: 7-4-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
9. The Ramen Rivalry » reviews
Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing Ramen shops. They've never met but are rivals because of their bosses competitive spirits. How will an surreptitious romance throw off the balance of things? Find out. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Rated M for laters chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,534 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 12-12-11 - Published: 11-14-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
10. Red Riding Hood reviews
Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid? Or is it something else? Yaoi, SasuNaru. Rated M for content; slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 10-15-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
11. What I Would Do For You » reviews
Sasuke would walk to the ends of the Earth to bring Itachi back. So he does. He is assigned 12 tasks that he must complete by the end of the year. Yaoi. Uchihacest. Based off mythology Greek and Japanese
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,651 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 6-7-10 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
12. The Best Laid Plans reviews
Kyuubi has a plot to get Naruto and Sasuke to have a threesome with him. And alcohol is the best means to do it. But you know what they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Oneshot. UCHIHACEST! FOR SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-20-11 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
13. Don't Look in the Drawer reviews
Sasuke wants to feel closer to his brother and therefore goes through his stuff whenever possible. But when he finds a mysterious drawer, he can't help but let his curiosity get the best of him. YAOI! UCHIHACEST! One-shot. For Itachi's birthday :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-9-11 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
14. Prequel of the Mating Moon reviews
Sasuke is in love with Naruto and wants to share the bonds of mating with him, so he takes him under the mating moon. One-shot. SasuNaru, Yaoi. Rated M. Read first bold section for more information on the KibaShino fic I wrote and based this on
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-13-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
15. The Most Wonderful Time of the Year » reviews
During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 4-8-11 - Published: 11-25-10 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
16. Cursed Love » reviews
Naruto is a servant is Sasuke's castle, but how far will he go for the prince's love? Just as far as Sasuke will. SASUNARU! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,453 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 11-27-10 - Published: 2-21-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
17. Survival Lessons With KakashiSensei » reviews
Naruto is tempted with promises of 'training' but it is not the train he had in mind. YAOI! KakaNaru Dedicated to SugarSweetLolitaPrincessX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,111 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 2-6-10 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
18. Haunted Halloween Party reviews
Sasuke throws a party for Halloween and Naruto uses this chance to seduce his loveable teme...Until the ghost shows up and ruins everything. SASUNARUSAI! THREESOME BABY! Rated M YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-31-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. Great Expectations » reviews
Based of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Naruto is a poor orphan who is abused and berated by his evil older sister. But one day in the cemetery flips his life upside down, both figuratively and literally. Yaoi. SasuNaru Read for more details
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-29-10 - Published: 4-25-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
20. Lover Of A Demon » reviews
A collaboration between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. Naruto finds a mysterious scroll in his attic, once the clock strikes 12, nothing will ever be the same. Yaoi,GORE AND BAD THINGS! RATED M. SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,126 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 8-28-10 - Published: 2-4-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
21. It's Only A Game reviews
Sasuke and Kyuubi are master thieves with their eyes on a major prize. But there are two blond complications getting in the way. YAOI! SASUNARU AND KYUUMINA...or KyuuAra. DEDICATED TO RYE FOR HER BIG 21!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-8-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
22. The Fox and The Prince: Edited Version » reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are cursed by an evil wizard. But that doesn't stop Itachi and the blonde's parents from arranging the marriage. YAOI! SASUNARU! Rated M for later chaps. Edited original.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,326 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 7-18-10 - Published: 3-7-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
23. Its Not Over » reviews
SEQUEL TO PROCRASTINATION! Sasuke escapes from his asylum and comes for his blonde! AHHH. Yaoi. ItaNaru and other pairings when i decide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,457 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-2-10 - Published: 1-27-10 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete
24. There's Yaoi at the End Of This Chapter! » reviews
Based off the sesame street book, " A monster at the end of this book." A wee bit of crack and a different pairing per chapter. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-28-10 - Published: 1-16-10
25. APRIL FOOLS! reviews
Sasuke is afraid of being pranked. But Naruto pranks him anyway. It ends HORRIBLY...but for who? YAOI! SASUNARU! Random Hitoko and Alrye
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-1-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
26. If you stayed, this wouldn't have happened » reviews
Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki.yaoi ItaNaru, PeinNaru, ONESIDED SasuNaru!THREESOMES! mentions of OroSasu and KabuSasu. more or less onesided MadaIta and MadaPein.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,786 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 3-16-10 - Published: 2-3-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete
27. The Self Help Books Didn't Say Anything About This » reviews
Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI SaiNaru onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 3-2-10 - Published: 6-13-09 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete
28. The Boy From a Demon's Dream » reviews
Itachi likes to make Sasuke find humans to break in, but none are the ones from his dreams. Until a blonde boy shows up to get a job. Itachi recongnises him from his dreams and presues him. Yaoi ItaNaru, GaaLee, and maybe Uchihacest if i feel like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,871 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 2-25-10 - Published: 3-23-09 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete
29. Fox and The Prince » reviews
Ok, Sasuke and Naruto are princes and they are going to be married to bring peace to their palaces. But what happenes when Naruto is cursed by an evil wizard? More summary inside...warning Yaoi in later chaps...and heroics. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 2-23-10 - Published: 12-23-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
30. Happy Valentines Day? reviews
Naruto is expecting a day of love with Sasuke but what he gets is Itachi. YAOI RATED M! ITANARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-13-10 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete
31. Procrastination » reviews
Naruto is always getting bad grades on projects because he procrastinates and does them the night before they're due. Well Itachi is sick of it and decides to take matters into his own hands. YAOI ItaNaru. Warning: you might learn something. OH NO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 1-31-10 - Published: 1-17-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete
32. 72 Hours of Torture » reviews
Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasureable torture. Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 251 - Updated: 1-7-10 - Published: 1-19-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
33. The Memories That Burn Me » reviews
THE SEQUEL TO NARUTO HAS FAMILY. Naruto is on a never ending quest to resurrect his beloved Pein. What will happen to him? PeinNaru, SasuNaru, Implied pairings. violence and perhaps even drug use. not for the faint of heart
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 5-31-08 - Naruto U. & Pain/Pein
34. WHAT IF? » reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's forbidden love is at its peak. They kill Orochimaru and rejoin Kohona.What will happen when The Akatsuki finds out? YAOI, DON'T LIKEY NO READY FOR YOU MISTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,643 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 11-29-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
35. One Night at the Hospital » reviews
After two awesome nights with Kabuto, naruto is completely ready to leave everything for him. SO he does. But trouble comes at every turn, will the couple ever be happy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 1-1-08 - Kabuto Y. & Naruto U. - Complete
36. Just A BIT Too Much To Drink Last Night » reviews
Sasori has a bit to much to drink. When Deidara takes him back to his room what's going to happen? I guess you'll have to read to find out. Yaoi in later chapters. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 7-28-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
37. Money for the poor » reviews
sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning YAOI AND CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND! and french maid outfits. FOR MELODY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 4-7-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
38. For the Love of My Blonde reviews
Kisame and Deidara have feelings for eachother. How will a boring meeting lead to exposed love? FIND OUT YAOI KISADEI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-08 - Deidara & Kisame H. - Complete
39. Five Phases! The Perfect Plan! reviews
Sasuke is tired of keeping his relationship with Naruto a secret, so why not come up with the most ingeniuos plan to expose them? YAOI SASUNARU! SAKURA TORTURE! FOR ALRYE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
40. Naruto has family » reviews
Naruto and the rest of his team infiltrate the Akatsuki. Naruto fights the leader straight up. But what will happen when a giant secret is exposed? Yaoi. Incest. PeinNaru. More summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 1-1-08 - Pain/Pein & Naruto U. - Complete
41. And We All Have A Hell reviews
SONG FIC! And We All Have A HELL, From First To Last! Itachi is lusting for Sasuke, what will happen when the older's lust becomes way to much to handle? Find out. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
42. You got nailed reviews
Sasuke and Itachi lived together...But there is sexual tension afoot. What will happen when both brothers are stressed and their parents are dead? FIND OUT! Yaoi, incest, dedication to fans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-22-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
43. Lover in the night reviews
my first uchihacest.sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-29-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
44. DUNA NUNA NUNA NUNA KABUTO! reviews
CRACK! I AM AN OC IN THIS...THERE ARE THEME SONGS! CHARACTER DEATH SAKURA AND INO READ AND ENJOY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-22-08 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
45. Our revenge against Sasuke reviews
Summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
46. DEIDARA IN WONDERLAND! reviews
This is my first ever fanfic...used to be on my myspace alright here's summ. Deidara loses a fight to Itachi. He rests under a tree and sees a mysterious white rabbit..Hilarity insues
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-28-07 - Deidara & Itachi U. - Complete
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