| TheSolitaryNoodle |
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter. Hello, fluffies of the fanfiction world (: My name’s Ellie, and I am fourteen years old. I am lacking in a life, to be frank. But oh well. Who needs one? I really hate my pename, but I can’t be asked to change it. So there. My friends mean the world to me. And, seeing as what happened with my last batch of friends, that’s quite hard for me to say. But I mean it. My loves in life are strawberry milkshake, roleplay (Only Bebo - ask if you want links), writing and drawing. I like to say ‘fluffy’ and ‘bubbuzsh’. Woo. Aren’t I cool? STEPHENIE MAYER IS NOT THE NEXT JK ROWLING. HARRY POTTER SHOULD NOT ‘MOVE OVER’. THIS IS FACT. I have a shared account on this with Danie (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1323473/the-purple-black) who is very awesomeful, and that account is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1855122/sisters-noir. Go in it, fools! Even though there’s nothing there… yet. I love to make friends over the Interwebs. So click the mail button… you know you want to… Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter and Lost are my main fandoms, and if you want to diss Twilight, I'm your gal. Jack and Desmond are the phittest guys on the island, closely followed by the adorableness that is Boone… I got you some pens… x) Hurley’s cute too… as in huggable, not sexy :P Sorry Hurley. Love youu. Sawyer is icky. ICKY, I tell you!! But he’s still pretty awesome. Locke over Ben any day. I love all Tim Burton's work, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I HATE Twilight (ask if you want a Breaking Dawn rant). King Julian from Madagascar is the sexiest thing ever to be animated. 'Nuff said. Done. Ellie out. Adieu. Pink mascara and bubbles, Ellie xxxx Update from 5/03/09 | |||||||
1. The Twisted Diaries of an Azkaban Escapee » reviewsBellatrix Lestrange's diary, from her trial onwards. Very funny, I hope with lots of Random Twists... starring, of course, Bella, but you'll see some other familiar faces there to - Sirius, Fudge, Narcissa, Rodolphus, etc. Rated 'T' for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,598 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 12-27-07 - Bellatrix L. & Sirius B.2. Bella » reviewsBellatrix Black is fifteen, and this is a story of her School life. Meet the girl Azkaban took away. Also co stars Narcissa, Andromeda, Sirius, Regulus, and Lucius Malfoy. Contains others too.Rated T for language. Please R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,942 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 12-20-07 - Bellatrix L.3. A Battle of Wills, And Other Things » reviewsBellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy are competing to see who can become Lord Voldemort's Most Faithful Servant. Appearances from Draco, Voldy, Narcissa, Wormtail, Rodolphus and other random Death Eaters. Humor. During DH, so spoilers therHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 5-11-08 - Bellatrix L. & Severus S.4. Babysitting with the Blacks » reviewsWhat happens when the three Black sisters - Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa - are forced to babysit their baby cousins, Sirius and Regulus? Only chaos. Please read, and a review wouln't be too bad either. -hint-hint- Humor. Ages are cannon and stuff...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 3-10-08 - Bellatrix L. & Sirius B.5. 50 Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters and Voldemort reviewsYes, I know there are 250billion others of these, but this is my version. A list of how to annoy Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Fenrir, Draco, Macnair, CrabbeAndGoyle, even Voldy himself.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bellatrix L. & Voldemort - Complete6. Just A Little Girl reviewsSongfic to Amy Studt's Just A Little Girl. Bellatrix, sixteen years old and on her second mission, has a bit of a tough time proving she's not your average girl to the other Death Eaters. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-09 - Bellatrix L. - Complete7. To Bella And Cissy reviewsMy take on how Andromeda Black ran away from the life of a Pureblood daughter. Slightly different to others, I think. Features Ted Tonks, Narcissa and mentions of Bellatrix. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-15-08 - Andromeda T. & Narcissa M. - Complete8. Mix reviewsA Pureblood who's fallen in love with a Mudblood... who would have thought? Not quite who you think... yes, it's Bellatrix Lestrange/Ted Tonks at Hogwarts. Weird pairing, I know. Other pairings, too. TTBL. ONESHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-6-08 - Bellatrix L. & Ted T. - Complete9. Weddings and Rabbits reviewsAt the Black/Malfoy wedding, Lucius and Rodolphus see each other in a new light. SLASH. LuciusRodolphus, some RodolphusBellatrix and LuciusNarcissa. Written for a challenge. ONESHOT. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-19-08 - Rodolphus L. & Lucius M. - Complete10. Don't Talk To Strangers reviewsR&R please. Set before Bellatrix goes to Azkaban. One of the first lessons a mother teaches her child. When Nymphadora Tonks is five, and she goes to the park on her own, she learns the consequences in no other form than her Auntie Bella... ONESHOTHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-20-07 - N. Tonks & Bellatrix L. - Complete11. The Twelve Days of Christmas Harry Potter style reviewsWoo! The Harry Potter version of Twelve Days of Christmas sing along if you want. Features Harry, Ron, Hermione, Remus, Dobby, Sirius, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Voldemort, Luna, Draco and JK herself. Minor, unimportant spoilers. Please review. Hope you like it!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-19-07 - Complete