Sakurabelongs2Sasuke
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since: 11-24-07, id: 1428710, Profile Updated: 11-11-10
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Parodies and Spoofs.

Name: Not saying

Age: I'm still not saying

Nationality: Filipino (WE RULE!! jk)

Used to be known as: kunoichi-witch

My deviantART username: cherry-blossom-fan

Favourite Music: The Beatles, The Who, The Doors, Nirvana, Ikimono Gakari, Queen, The Monkees, Lady Gaga, Morning Musume, Michael Jackson Super Junior, The Rutles, Train and many more I cannot list right now...

Favourite Musicians: John Lennon, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Keith Moon, Lady Gaga, Yoko Ono (yes, I like her), Kurt Cobain, Sean Lennon, Julian Lennon, Dhani Harrison, and many more people I can't remember right now...

Favourite Movies: A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Magical Mystery Tour, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Beetle Juice, Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton version), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, All You Need Is Cash, Harry Potter movies, Star Wars movies, and many more I can't remember...

Favourite Shows: The Beatles cartoon, Monty Python, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and the Food Network.

Copy and paste these into your profile if believe in these!

SASUKE RULES CLUB: IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list.: sasukerules.org, xkawaiichix, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

If you will add anyone to your favorite authors list who writes stories with your favorite couple, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

If you are a fan of SasuSaku fan then copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only Naruto would be THIS dense and only notice Hinata when she "died")

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile. (Bastard needs to get some sense knocked into him; KICK HIS ASS, SAKURA-CHAN!!)

-If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile- (SUPA RABU!!)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, PassionateSasukeXSakuraLover, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, PassionateSasukeXSakuraLover, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, PassionateSasukeXSakuraLover, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

IF YOU EVER FELL OF A SWING, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! THEN ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST! PassionateSasukeXSakuraLover, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (Haha! Know wonder!)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

The Difference Between a Friends and Best Friends.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!


1. Something Literal Verison
A little parody for one of the songs on The Beatles' album 'Abbey Road'.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 11-14-10 - Complete
2. Dhani's Revenge reviews
Dhani Harrison, the son of George Harrison, is out to get his revenge on the people that caused his father to die from cancer. One-shot drabble.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-14-10 - Complete
3. Four Seasons
My own poem, but written in the style of Emily Dickinson.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 11-14-10 - Complete