|The Pie Eater 3001|
Author has written 25 stories for Bones, Child's Play, Last Vampire series, Shadow Children series, Hunger Games, Final Destination, Saw, Halloween, Misc. Movies, Fear Street series, Misc. Books, Warriors, Divergent Trilogy, Darkest Hour, Harry Potter, Total Drama series, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Furnace series, My Little Pony, and Minecraft.
MY FAVORITE BOOK SERIES'
What Not To Do In The Hunger Games -Coming Soon!-
Description: Simple rules of what not to do in the Hunger Games.
SNEAK PEEK: When the gong rings, don't ask "What's for dinner?"
Spilled Blood -Coming Soon!-
Description: The sequel to Only One!
Hidden: A House Of Night Novel -Coming Soon!-
Description: The tenth book in the series. No further information is available.
Final Destination: Burned Out -IN MOTION-
Description: The sequel to Final Destination: From Past To Future. When a man from a group of people on a hike has a premonition of the trail burning down, he saves half of the group including himself. Doing so, he makes Death angry. Now Death has released his most shocking, terrifying design yet. Will anyone make it out of this destructive fight for survival?
Rating: T, and possible M in later chapters for future gore and violence.
Superhuman: The 652nd Hunger Games, Seniors: The Year Begins, Final Destination: Cross The Line, Only One and more!
Fighting For You: This was going to be a story about someone who's girlfriend died in the Hunger Games. The next year, he volunteers for his district to show the Capitol that what they're doing is completely wrong. (He starts a min-rebellion that becomes what is finally ignited in THG.)
Total Drama Survival: You can already read what was going to happen, but I had to cancel it for lack of inspiration.
Here is the form for my Hunger Games SYOT. I have the tributes but there is going to be sequels.
Weapon of Choice:
Reaped or Volunteered:
Alliance(yes or no):
8. President Snow
1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?
Uh, I don't think Prim knew Enobaria.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
About a 6/10, but not that hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Are you kidding me? Peeta getting Pres. Snow preggers. What a sick world
4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?
Everything, Rue's generally awesome.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Uh... NO! Gale and Prim makes NO sense...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Peeta/Rue or Peeta/Wiress? Yeah, neither because I doubt he'll be picking up girls nowhere in his age range.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Cato and Pres. Snow? I'm sure Peeta'd kill Pres. Snow for cheating on him.
8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?
Maybe an eight, I don't know.
9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Cato and Johanna are in a happy relationship until Rue runs off with Johanna. Cato, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Enobaria and a brief unhappy affair with Prim, then follows the wise advice of Madge and finds true love with Peeta.
I'd read it, lol.
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot?
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?
I seriously doubt they'd write a Gale/Katniss/Madge.
14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Johanna walked in on Gale and Peeta. She'd get out her video camera, then show it to everybody to embarass them.
15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?
The Boy With The Bread and The Bitchy Victor.
16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
What the hell would Wiress be doing trying to pick up Gale?
17. What would be a good title for this?
The Most Unlikely To Happen.
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Go Johanna, kick some old man ass! Snow ain't got nothin on you!
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Uh, wouldn't think much of it. Madge is just a briefly mentioned character.
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
What the fuck is wrong with you...?
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Gale, I luv you, but never do that again.
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for thsmart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I'd beat her over the head with a 'tick tock'.
23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
If Finnick was emo, I'd force him at gunpoint to be normal again. Then we'd have an intervention with Annie, Katniss, Peeta and other close friends.
24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
"Thank you Katniss. But, shouldn't Peeta be receiving this? He's the one you married, not I."
25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Prim, oh Prim, you silly goose. I'll just buy a new one.
26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Um... Why are Johanna, Rue, and Katniss singing 'Friday'? There is something off about this...
27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?
Gale and Enobaria? I'd just admire Gale, and in Enobaria's class I'd say "You a hoe-hoe!" at random times to piss her off.
28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?
Snow would pass out roses for everyone, especially Finnick and Madge.
29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?
Gale related to Rue or Wiress. Rue, because District 11 is closer than District 3.
30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?
31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.
Well, I am personally thanking you because I luv Gale.
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Oh hey Finnick! What do you want no- KEEP YO DAMN HANDS OFF GALE!
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Hell to the YES is my answer!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
GET OUT, now is not the time to make poo Annie!
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Uh, Katniss and Rue? Fuck naw!
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Prim looks so cute when she's asleep.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Johanna and I would be like this *crosses fingers* from that point on. But not in an incestuous way. All the lovin' goes to Gale.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Pulling your life support, Snow!
9 made fun of your friends?
Rue would never!
10 ignored you all the time?
I'd mmake ignoring me very hard for Wiress. Tick Tock, bitch.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He'd help me because we're a thing. He'd carry me away to the hospital, like normal boyfriends.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Katniss would help me escape, then one day we'd look back on it and laugh.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Stop me, cuz in her brief appearances, she seemed very nice.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
She will help me out of the ARRANGED marriage with Wiress because Prim is nice like that.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Johanna would help me out with it becuase we're family (apparently) and we're like this *crosses fingers again*.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?
President Snow calms me down by threatening my life if I don't.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Rue'd be there cheering me on, because we're besties!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
She wouldn't. Wiress would be on the floor, muttering tick tock.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I dreamed of Finnick? Um, no. I don't think so.
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Gale should never want Rue.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Anyone but Annie!
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Katniss loves Rue, too? I can smell an intervention already.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No, Madge and Prim wil NEVER EVER kiss.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
I'd think, Johanna would rather not say my haircut is cute because she wants to maintain her tough exterior.
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
I'd tell Snow he's never been as right in his life.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Yes, Rue would never do anything to my food to hurt me. She's too nice.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Wiress would be fired after a few days because they'll eventually realize that all she can say is tick tock and can't work.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Katniss slaps Rue with a fish for going out with Johanna. That's a reasonable reaction for a 12 year old going out with someone twice their age.
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
You look very beautiful Madge! *whispers too low to hear* Gale looks hotter though.
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
I doubt that Prim would cuss Gale out in German. And why is Annie being creepy?
8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
He complains because he'll never get a mention. EVER.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?
Yes, because Rue definitely hates Finnick. THEY NEVER MET.
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
I'll swim with Annie, just as long as we aren't close by.
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Katniss vs. Johanna. Johanna would beat Katniss' ass.
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
Um... Mockingjays and strawberries? From what we know about her?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Prim and Finnick would be discussing...uh...fish? Goats? ANIMALS?
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
First off, Johanna would not stalk Wiress home and don't be creepy Rue.
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Finnick, Annie, Madge and Prim want to kill Katniss. No, just no.
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
Prim would hire Katniss to beat down Madge.
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Finnick and Wiress would cry their hearts out, but at least Katniss will be able to join Prim and Rue in heaven!
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
I have no clue what Wiress would answer.
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
Yes, Prim will fight. She'd kill it with her innocence!
Make up an e-mail address for 6:
I Love Animals @ Panem . com
You are a... (Bold what you are)
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic.
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic.
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals.You’re a vegetarian You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights (well, sometimes...). You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card (Well, only in gym but I don't think that counts). You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most ofyour time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.
(I saw it coming. But it's cool to know I would've been a Fire User!)
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class.You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.
So, I'm a Son of Poseidon or Zeus! That's awesome! Then again, Hera'll be on my ass like fire on wood if I'm a Son of Zeus.
was told to put this on page if I laughed. This is funny lol
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
They pushed her down a sewer.
About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.
FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.
If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.
People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I have no problem whatsoever with the vampire one. *smiles evilly*
Have an American history teacher explain this-- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
Try And Read This
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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
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Fun things to do on the elevator!
SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
ON the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
SAY -DING at each floor.
WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
WEAR 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
TRY to make a personal call on the emergency phone.
DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
TRY to order pizza from the emergency phone.
ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
LISTEN to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
SWAT at flies that don't exist.
OFFER to sell "preowned" gum to the other passengers.
SHOUT "I love this song" and start tapping your foot and humming to the tune-when no music is being played.
STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
If you post this in the next 4 minutes your crush will:
My aura is yellow.
'Your aura is yellow. Yellow is said to represent spontaneity and liveliness. Yellow auras indicate people who are dominantly blissful but oftentimes blind themselves to troubles. People tend to like to be around those with a yellow aura but get easily irritated with their ignorance of the everyday problems of life. Yellow auras mean that you are almost always happy, but when you are sad you feel crushed beyond repair.
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