name. Pie (no, seriously, it's my real-life nickname)
gender. Female
location. Colorado
hobbies. Writing and drawing (badly)
loves. South Park, feminism, zombies, movie soundtracks, Peanuts, good books, semicolons, garage bands, pillows, toothpaste, bohemia
hates. Public restrooms, super!preps, over-anaylzing, my job. Most of all, CARRAWAY SEEDS. They fooking terrify me.
July 2nd: I don't even know. I'm sorry.
1. Lex Talionis...I think it's going to be 20000 or 25000 words long; I'm about three quarters done, and it's sitting at 13000. I shouldn't have made this my priority. IT IS EATING MY SOUL. I am so, so sorry this is taking forever. Maybe it should be three parts. But I really want to finish it. You can see a lame preview on my Livejournal, where my name is "imaginaaation."
2. I wrote most of the third chapter of "I'd Rather be an Outlaw" in a notebook that I cannot find. I’ll stop mourning soon and rewrite it. I remember that it involved Las Vegas and a massage parlor.
3. I'm about seventy-five percent through chapter five (five, right?) of "November." I’m torn between a really wangsty scene and an even wangstier one. Pip and Kevin (the Chinese kid) are in it. I hope to have this updated very soon.
Here is some other crap that I am writing:
1. South Park Titanic fic! I swear I saw another one in this category called "Ship of Dreams." If you know where it is or who wrote it, please let me know so I don't completely rip someone off.
2. I don't have a title for this one yet; the word document is maturely named “blahshit.” Stan forgets Wendy's birthday and decides to seek help from his faggy friends, a la Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but none of them are really fashionable, talented, or even terribly smart. It's a oneshot. It's mostly done and it kind of sucks. StanxWendy, CartmanxKyle, KennyxButters. Origami sex organs. Nose splints and such.
3. "No Place Like Home." A minor injury at play practice leads to a serious diagnosis. Deathfic, long oneshot, CartmanxKyle. I think I'm just writing it to vent; it's probably not worth sharing.
4. "Fourshame." The boys have a falling out after they leave for college, documented through entries on their online journal.
5. No title again! As a poorly planned compromise, Craig, Tweek, and Thomas become a very unhappy ménage à trois. CraigxTweekxThomas, of course! I've written an angst version and a silly version.
6. "Piraeus." South Park AU about a serial killer who preys on the teenagers who work in a Greek-themed gentleman's club. I can't believe how stupid and nasty this one is going to be. What's wrong with me? It started off as a parody, but now it's totally seriously, you guys. I've been reading The Alienist by Caleb Carr. Apologies in advance. I've just been dying to write a horror fic.
Finally, please check out my fanfiction contest on my deviantart! The link is on my home page. There are prizes, man, PRIZES!
Stay safe, stay classy!
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