| Foodstamp |
Author has written 7 stories for South Park. name. foodstamp (imaginaaation on dA and LJ) Please take the time to check out these beautiful pieces of fanart that I do not deserve, all by very talented people that I do not deserve to know. (I haven't commented on all of them, and I spotted some while browsing dA and haven't officially asked permission to link to them. I AM TERRIBLE. Do as I say, not as I do: let them know how great they are, AND DON'T POST LINKS WITHOUT PEOPLE'S PERMISSION, GOD.) South Park: Syllables by azngirllh getting there by burnawayy Lex Talionis by emixoO Can't you see is me? by GaluSs Lex Talionis by TheGrandDictator-Pie If I've forgotten anyone, PLEASE KICK ME IN THE FACE and then send me a message. AND THEN KICK ME IN THE FACE AGAIN. (Making these links helped me learn how to actually spell "Lex Talionis." Thank you, everyone.) In addition, PommePourri (who wrote the Book of Awesome) took an unbelievably generous amount of time from her life to write a Korean translation of "Lex Talionis." I've tried to get the link to work here, and I've failed repeatedly, but if any of you Korean fans are interested, please don't hesitate to contact me or PommePourri for the address. PommePourri, you are amazing. Thank you so much! | |||||||||
1. Lex Talionis » reviewsYears after losing contact with their childhood friends, Detectives Marsh and McCormick pick up a domestic abuse case that exposes their own dark history. Kenny's POV, StanxKyle and secret pairings, mature. Still need to post the epilogue, sorry!South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,755 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 3-18-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B.2. Plastic reviewsStan is out of jail and trying to live a normal life in South Park, but the neighborhood is full of children, and there's one very familiar face preventing him from moving on. StanxKyle, KennyxButters, references to pedophilia. Two parts.South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 4-7-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B.3. King Me reviewsOwing to a town superstition, winning Prom King may be Stan’s last chance to save his relationship with Wendy. Unfortunately, she and Cartman have different ideas, and Kyle would look pretty hot in a tiara. StanxWendy, eventual StanxKyle.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 6-12-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B.4. Sutures reviewsJust another night in suburbia. Kenny thinks true understanding is worth dying for. Nonslash StanxKyle and KennyxKyle friendship, typical teenagery stuff.South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-16-08 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete5. November » reviewsWhen Stan and Kyle decide to take their relationship a step further, they unearth some secrets with the potential to break them apart. Kenny refuses to let that happen and launches his own investigation. StanxKyle, angst. Kenny's POV.South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,550 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 11-28-07 - Kenny M. & Kyle B.6. Syllables reviewsKyle thinks Stan can't write haiku to save his life. A robbery at the gas station gives them a chance to test that theory. StanxKyle, violence, character death, major angst. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 81 - Published: 1-17-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete7. Comeuppance of the Cart God reviewsTweek finally tells Thomas to shove off, and the orange smoothies hit the fan. Other casualties include sweaters, sausages, and several hundred cheese squares. CraigxTweek, CraigxThomas, crack!fic fluff. Oneshot, thank goodness.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 1-3-08 - Craig T. & Tweek T. - Complete