Hey Everyone!

Names Almores on this Website, but that's obviously my 'codename'

Well, let me tell you a bit about myself

Age: 17

Grade: College Freshman

Likes: NaruTema/NaruKin/NaruTayu/ other pairings not having to do with Sakura (She dont deserve him, unless it's really believable) and NaruHina (I like it, but it's too overused.) My family and friends, etc.

Dislikes: Yaoi and Mpreg stories, arrogant people, Racists, Failed tests, etc.

Goals in life: To be a doctor, be successful, to have a wife and kids, and to make my parents proud

Hobbies: Fanfiction, MMORPGs, Anime, Manga, Basketball, Volleyball, Reading, Soccer, Ping Pong, Badmitton, etc.

Welll...

Favorite Anime

Naruto

Shaman Kings

Dragon Ball Z

Full Metal Alchemst

Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple

Favorite Quotes

ACHOO! I'm sorry, I'm allergic to Bullshit - ?

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings. - ?

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway - ?

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird - ?

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. - ?

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman - Maryon Pearson

Son, if you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Men are like Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they dont generate alot of interest - ?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? - ?

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - ?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' - Homer Simpson

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - ?

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room - ?

Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die - ?

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay! - ?

Guys: No shirts, no service - Girls: No shirts, No charge - ?

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
-Epicurus

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants - Whitney Brown

His friends who knew nothing about the fox demon yet treated him like a monster, his friends who were supposed to care about his dream and future yet never once encouraged him, his friends who's words hurt the most

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Almores

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Almores

If you believe that there aren't enough Tayuya pairings, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tergar of Konoha, Artful Lounger, Almores

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Do you like puppets? Do you just know deep down that Sasori could never have died? Then join the Puppet Association of Konoha! just add your name to our member roster and post it in your profile to show your pride! changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Serena the Kitsune, Almores

Apology to the black race

To the entire black race living in America, we, the adamic, pink complexioned race (better known to you as the white race) that came to these shores from Europe, England, Scotland, Ireland, Iceland, Germany and the like, do hereby apologize. We apologize for freeing you from slavery by fighting a horrible war among ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our own race. We apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even though you've never told us you appreciate our freeing you.

We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take sides with you to help you survive and become a freer race. We apologize for forcing the rest of the world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had practiced for thousands of years, even though nations on your home continent still practice it today. We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it is indeed an impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever imagined. We apologize for introducing Christianity to you and dragging you away from the Voodoo you previously followed, although you have managed to sneak Voodoo back into cultic Christianity and your people have accepted it, which is proven by their animalistic whooping and hollering and stomping and screaming instead of respectfully worshiping our god as they ought to.

We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can), thereby enabling you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you will) and count your children other than on your fingers and sometimes toes when you have so many you run out of fingers. We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you under the witch doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you have been able to survive all sorts of diseases to multiply in massive numbers beyond what you could have without these aides.

We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over and over after you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing computers and the internet, neither of which you use very much, but when you do use them it's mostly to bash our race. We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you so desire to work.
We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs within our government system simply to give you employment, instead of leaving you to find work on your own.

We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy ours. We apologize for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to talk and act as we do. We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to a fictional, heroic level that you have never reached in real life. We apologize for creating this false image of yourselves in your minds, for we realize after 400 years of trying to help you that you cannot solve problems and provide leadership and create original thoughts and the image we've placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world. For that we truly apologize. We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to make sure you have the best jobs, if you so desire to work.

We apologize for thinking we could educate you so that you could learn to build and help others, when you obviously have only the ability to tear down and take from others. We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that for four generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in makeshift type of jobs in our government and bureaucracies.

We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could understand basic arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past participles, when we should have made sure they were accustomed to manual labor so that we would not have had to make up jobs for them in our governments dusting seats with their butts.

We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been able to do, and that to this day feed most of your race still living in Africa. We apologize for coming to Africa and building farms, from which you have now run us off of and have devastated beyond use, forcing us to to continue feeding you. We apologize for creating the international monetary fund and the world bank and the U.S. government foreign aid programs and hundreds of charities that funnel billions of our tax dollars and charitable donations to nations around the world run by your race, all because your race cannot take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.

We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our major cities and turn them into high taxed, crime ridden cesspools that no civilized human being can live in. We apologize for creating the term reverend which your leaders use to give themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond repair, with the result that no decent person would call himself reverend much less a Christian. We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed on to us after having sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of our idiotic race mixers who then passed it on to the rest of the world.
We apologize for providing you with warm, custom made garments instead of the animal skins and leaves that you wore before we arrived . We apologize for providing you with shoes instead of leaving you barefooted as you were before we arrived in Africa.

We apologize for teaching you how to clean yourselves and your homes, and how to sanitize the water you drink to keep you from getting even more dreadful diseases than the rest of your race gets that still live in Africa. We apologize for teaching you to cook your foods, which keep you from getting the hundreds of parasitic diseases that your race gets that still lives on your home continent of Africa.

We apologize for providing you with solidly built , heated and cooled homes with grass yards instead of the straw huts and dirt yards you were living in before we arrived, and in which most of your race is still living in Africa. We apologize for inventing sports so that you can make millions of dollars and live like kings, then kill and rape people with impunity, as O.J. heishman trophy winner Simpson and Mike heavy weigh champion of the world bite the ears off of your opponent Tyson have done, as well as many others among your race.

We apologize for producing such beautiful people for you to race mix with , and if they won't voluntarily mix, you often casually rape them as if you were eating a piece of fried chicken. We apologize for building thousands of prisons around the nation to house dangerous criminals, of which your race makes up over sixty percent even though you're only thirteen percent of the U.S. population, and this at an expense of billions of dollars and manpower every year.

We apologize for taking precious metals from the earth on your home continent of Africa, metals which you neither knew were there nor how to use them if you had known they were there, but which you love to puncture and cover your bodies with in the most tawdry way imaginable.

We apologize for those among us who have established charitable organizations, donated billions of dollars and hours of time, and have devoted their entire lives to make life easier and better for your race, although most often to no positive result. We apologize for all the stupid white ministers whom your race has martyred in Africa where they were trying to evangelize you to a faith that you can't understand nor do you want to: yet when you claim to join it soon pervert it with the voodooistic concepts you have inherited from your forefathers. We apologize for building highways and railroads and for inventing flying machines that you could never have invented but which you use every day to move about, yet without thinking or appreciating the origins in the least.

We apologize for paying the majority of both federal and state taxes, to maintain the governments which protect and promote you but fight against our own people at every turn. We apologize for some members of our race who worship the monstrosities your genes have created, such as Jacko the Wacko and Little Fruity Richard and Dennis Nutman Rodman and Don Electrified King and Daryl Coke Head Strawberry and Whitney Whacked out Screaming Houston and Cassius if only I be white but I'm really black Clay and Tiger adamic hater Woods and Whoopi thinks she’s white Goldburg and Oprah interview a nut new age goof Winfrey and Ru triple freak Paul and Morgan act white but hate white Freeman and Sammy convert to Christ haters religion Davis and Colin have a black pet in the white house Powell, to only name a few.

We apologize for defeating the major part of the communist threat which cost us several trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives, but whose doctrines you still wish to have implemented on the backs of our race to further torture us and tear us down. We apologize for spending over two trillion dollars on welfare and food stamps in the last 35 years, funds which your race received the majority of , although you are a small minority among us.

We apologize for introducing you to the rule of law under a republican form of government, a government that has gone abroad to keep your own warring nations from slaughtering other members of your race by the hundreds of thousands as they did year in and year out before we arrived and still do every time we leave them alone and do not intervene.

We apologize for teaching you to read a language that contains more than a few words and a couple of hand signs, which has allowed you to take part in our philosophies, our culture, our art, our industry, our collegial nature, and our freedom, even though as soon as you get around them you pervert them. For surely, if you could not read, how could you have learned the teachings of Karl Marx, Mao Tse Sung, Joseph Stalin, Leo Trotsky, Nikolai Lenin, Howard Zinn, the Democrat Party, the Neo-cons in the republicoward party, and others who hate our race, and have brainwashed you into believing our race is evil and that you are severely oppressed?

We apologize for placing you under the form of government that our forefathers died to create, and for which you are helping to destroy, instead of leaving you under the anarchy you lived under before we arrived. For all these wrongs we've carried out against you, we apologize deeply and unreservedly, and if you please accept our apology, we shall happily and immediately take back all of the above mentioned evils we have cast upon you and return you to your home continent, if you so desire. We would with the greatest glee and cheer even provide you with a nice, little stipend for traveling money, if you’d go and take your race traitor wives and husbands and mulatto children with you.

We have enjoyed having you here, but because you claim we've been , and are still being, so mean to you, we'd like to atone by helping you get back where you came from. You could live in peace without our persecuting you anymore, and we could save ourselves trillions of dollars over the next few years by shrinking our governments and emptying our prisons. We could take hundreds of thousands of security guards and police officers around the country off their jobs and put them to more productive use. and we could celebrate our own culture without offending you anymore. Moreover , we could take the three point shot and the forty five second shot clock out of Basketball which would return it to the game of plays and strategies, instead of the run and gun show our enemies have tailored especially for you. We could place the palming penalty and the walking penalty and the charging penalty back in to slow the game down to the point that defense and brains matter.

We could place the bump and run back into football and have referees start calling offensive pass interference again, to change the game to one where something more than straight ahead speed is what matters. The taunting rule and the roughing the quarter back rule that we had to implement because of you, we could do away with completely, because civility would automatically come back into the game.

The race traitors of our race who hate their own culture and heritage could go with you, and we won't offend them anymore either. For after a few generations of mixing with your race they would disappear into the dark tar mix which your dominant design genes make up. What say? Do you accept our apology? Do we have a deal? Please let us know, soon!

END

Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).

Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.

Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.

New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.

Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews.

After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.

THE END

You know what really makes me angry? The amount of bullshit that is surfacing on this site. I remember back when the website wasnt so cluttered with crap that you could actually find a good, well-written and interesting story once every few pages. These days, there's so many shitty stories on the website that it's not even funny. Of course sometimes there are fads at the times, and those ravenous fangirls flock to crank out as much of the shit they can. One theme I remember once is the whole Yaoi time, where for every good story you found, you found 50 pages full of Yaoi bullshit.

Recently, there have been an influx of Self-Insert stories. I dont see why people even bother writing this story. These stories are usually very un-interesting because the author always makes their character out to be some normal character, but actually have some bullshit abilities like another sharingan, being a jinchuuriki for a demon (Some even going as far as naming a Ten-Tail) Having the Rin'negan, or some other rare and only seen once bloodlines that they just happen to be born with and never find out about until 12 years later. A Very common self-insert is the whole "I got sucked into the world of Naruto!" Fics. These are the worst of them. How can a teenager who does not have the physical stamina, mental capacity, or chakra levels to be a ninja, suddenly appear in the world of Naruto and instantly become high-jounin? It doesnt make sense to me! With what knowledge I have now, I believe that the only way you can use chakra is to train in it's use when you are but a small child in the academy. So how does a teenager, who had zero training in their world, suddenly appear in the Naruto world and have the ability to use chakra at worst and more or less perfect the Rasengan to the point where you can fuse multiple elements in it at best?? I have no idea, but if someone knows they should probably tell me. These Self-Insert fics drive me nuts!

Another theme I'm seeing alot these days are Sakura-centered stories. Now, I dont really like Sakura, but that doesnt mean I hate her. I just find her irritating. Maybe that's just clouding my judgement or something. But what I dont understand is why NOW, there are pages and pages of Sakura-centric stories popping up. Moreover, she's getting paired with Sasuke. SASUKE! The bastard that's kind of the fucking villain in the story! I mean, he's like the main villain seeing as Orochi and Pein are finished off, and now all that's left is Madara. Why are fangirls suddenly cranking out SasukeSakura stories?! I thought people hated them? Well, maybe people only hate them if it's a Naruto-centric story... I have no idea what Sakura or Sasuke could've done in the story to redeem them to the point where you find 50 pages of the stuff! I dont even see how you can be interested in her! I mean sure, she has amazing chakra control (Mostly due to her small chakra reserves) and has a sharp mind and all, but she also has a near-crippling crush on Sasuke! I cant see how she's a very interesting character, since she also lived a pretty normal life. Is it because of her 'perseverence for true love' with Sasuke or something? I mean, Sasuke's kind of interesting with the whole 'entire family was slaughtered and I was tortured by my own brother thing', and Naruto's interesting because of the 'I live with the hatred and scorn of the villagers because the Kyuubi was sealed within me' thing, but Sakura doesn't seem to have any interesting qualities to her. If someone knows this, I need to know! That way I could understand why people write so much of it. Maybe some fangirls relate with them by seeing their own lives reflected in Sakura's? Probably wouldnt be as cool, but maybe..

Well that's all I got to say at the moment.