| A. James Robin |
Author has written 9 stories for Final Fantasy VII. "Now I have seen the glory. In the winter lies a naked man. Now boy, you know the story. We're gonna take over the world!"- Burlap To Cashmere, 'Scenes' 2-26-09: I'm a 22 year old male, and i enjoy writing stories about Final Fantasy VII. For some reason, that game is so much easier to write about than others. Here's a basic overview of my stories: (On FictionPress) 'The Muse Revelations'- A collection of poems that I have written. They're really good. Please read them! (the Heart series) 'Psych Heart'- Following an abusive relationship with Cloud, Tifa must learn to live without him. However, when Cloud returns, can she truly believe him when he says that he's changed? Sephiroth returns to Gaia with a mission: become a normal member of society. The relationship between Yuffie and Vincent blossoms into something greater than either one of them could have imagined. Reno falls in love with a half-man/half-woman, and Shera has a surprise for Cid that will change his life forever. 'Baroquen Heart' (The Sequel)- Yuffie, along with Vincent and their newborn son Hunter, are running from the law. Can the young couple survive in the midst of this wild goose chase? Is there a hideous plan brewing behind the scenes? And will their relationship ever be the same when Yuffie finds that she has an STD? 'Bleeding Heart' (The Prequel)- In the middle of an abusive relationship, Tifa realizes that she has an addiction...to addictions. Can anyone stop her downward spiral? (Parodies) 'Final Parody'- A collection of FF7-related parodies. The songs parodied are a mix of Christian/Secular bands such as Larry Norman, Jars Of Clay, Blue Oyster Cult, Michael Jackson, Simon & Garfunkel, Petra, Queen, Five For Fighting, Paramore, Pink Floyd, The Butthole Surfers, and Amy Grant. 'Back With Zack'- FF7 parodies of rock classics from bands such as Green Day, Whitesnake, Beatles, Train, The Killers, ACDC, Don Henley, and The Eagles. 'Honest Thieves'- FF7 parodies of the Jars Of Clay CD, 'Good Monsters'. This collection tells a story about Yuffie Kisaragi's life in Wutai. 'The Almighty 8Track'- An 8-track collection of parodies of Mark Heard, Tonio K., Bruce Cockburn, Styx, The Who, Joy Electric, and Out Of The Grey. (Other good stories) 'The Lockheart Project'- A small collection of FF7-related poems. 'Let's Play A Game'- The world of FF7 meets the twisted world of Jigsaw. Can they survive the game? (Coming Soon) 'Coded Heart'- Hilarious antics ensue when the characters of FF7 are hired to work for a computer technology firm. 'Heart Movie'- You've seen 'Scary Movie', 'Date Movie', 'Epic Movie', and 'Disaster Movie'. But you haven't seen anything like this! Prepare for an all-out humor attack in this parody of the stories in my 'Heart' series. What I Like Favorite Music- Steve Taylor, Joy Electric, Tonio K., Mark Heard, Paramore, Daughtry, Pink Floyd, TATU, Whitecross, Stryper, Petra, Led Zeppelin, Burlap To Cashmere Favorite Authors- Haruki Murakami, Ellen Hopkins, Kurt Vonnegut, Adam Rapp, Jenny Downham, Jay Asher, George Orwell, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Stephenie Meyer, Edgar Allan Poe, Suzanne Collins, Tom Perrotta, Steve Erickson, Rebecca Brown Favorite Poets- Allen Ginsberg, David Lehman, Evan Connell, Charles Simic, Louise Gluck, A.R. Ammons, Adrienne Rich Favorite Anime/Graphic Novels- Maus, Naruto, Love Hina, Onegai Teacher | |||||||||
1. Bleeding Heart » reviewsMy name is Tifa Lockheart, and i have a confession to make: Cloud hits me. You'd think i'd have the strength to stop him, right? I thought so, too, until i realized: I enjoyed every minute of it. Rated M for Violence, Abuse, and some SexualityFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,646 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 9-23-08 - Tifa L. & Cloud S.2. The Lockheart Project » reviewsI'm Tifa Lockheart, and this is my book of poetry. At first, I was the only author, but I never knew that my friends and enemies had written so many good poems as well! This is a collection of the best poetry in Midgar. This is 'The Lockheart Project.'Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 12-4-08 - Tifa L.3. Psych Heart 2: Baroquen Heart » reviewsWhen Yuffie is found to be liable for the death of Marlene, she decides to run from the law, taking Vincent and their newborn son Hunter with them. Can the new family survive, or will the thrill of the chase tear apart their marriage?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,611 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 9-30-08 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V. - Complete4. Final Parody 4: The Almighty 8Track » reviewsIn this installment of Final Parody, 8 stories of the FF7 characters are told through parodies of music by the following artists: Mark Heard, Tonio K., Bruce Cockburn, Styx, The Who, Joy Electric, and Out Of The Grey.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-6-09 - Complete5. Let's Play A Game reviewsCloud and his friends have escaped a lot of traps in their lives, but can they escape the psychotic trap of the serial killer, Jigsaw? They have three hours before they disappear forever, but can the gang convince Sephiroth to help everyone escape?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-086. Psych Heart » reviewsIt's been 5 years since Advent Children. Tifa has divorced Cloud, but can an old enemy bring hope? Can Yuffie and Cid change? Where is Vincent? What is Aeris up to? And what kind of evil fiend could even think of killing a teenage Marlene? Please reviewFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 12-3-07 - Tifa L. & Sephiroth - Complete7. Final Parody 3: Honest Thieves »In this, the third installment of Final Parody, the spotlight is cast on Yuffie Kisaragi, and the hard life that she lived as a member of the struggling Wutai community. All songs are parodies of the latest Jars of Clay CD, 'Good Monsters'.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,545 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-11-08 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V. - Complete8. Final Parody 2: Back With Zack » reviewsIn this Final Parody 'Disc', the theme centers around Aeris proving that she can rock. Indeed, she can, with many classic rock anthems parodied here. Hope you enjoy it. For more tunes, check out Final Parody: Greatest and Worst Hits.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 5-24-08 - Aerith G. & Sephiroth - Complete9. Final Parody: The Greatest and worst Hits » reviewsThis is a collection of some of my best parodies. Trust me, i've got tons of them. I parody a lot of pop, rock, and country classics, but i mainly work with Christian tunes, because it's what i grew up listening to. Please review!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 2-5-08 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete