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AGENT M.I.A.
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since: 11-26-07, id: 1430891, Profile edited: 08-11-08
Author has written 15 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Tales of Symphonia, Rachel Morgan, and Gintama.

I read. I write. I laugh.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel; a comedy for those who think.


Updates...and now for something completely different!

8-11-08. Well. It's like I don't even exist on this site anymore. I've moved (literally, as in real life) and college prepping and UGH and the usual excuses prevent me from actually sitting down and writing anything. I don't know how college-kids do it, I just don't know (which is one reason why I deemed it fitting to change my name to Agent M.I.A. and is NOT, in ANYWAY, a feeble and pathetic attempt to dodge readers of my old penname. Not-at-ALL).

Ah, I'm a horrible authoress!

--Premature Toy Soldiers.
Summary. Naruto was ten when he held his first gun. Sakura was eleven when she saw Death. Sasuke was twelve when he killed a man. And they were eighteen when they entered a war they had no stake in.


About Meh.

Current Age: Old enough to know better, too young to care.
Current Residence: In front of my computer, it seems.
Favourite band or musician: Michael Bublé, Jason Mraz, Daft Punk, Earth, Wind & Fire...
Favourite genre of music: Anything and Everything. Especially Jazz, Electronic/Techno/Dance, Oldies, Pop, R&B, and anything singable.
Favorite Shows/Movies: House M.D., CSI, Stargate Sg-1, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Doctor Who (esp. with Tenth Doc), Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Red vs. Blue
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Personal Quote: "_ of justice!" and "Viva la _!"
One Word to Describe Me: Intense.
Likes/Desired Objectives: Hats (fedoras, newsboy, etc), music (and any other form of self-expression), heated discussions, fluff, het-pairings only, please, success, excitement, stimulation, freedom, independence, identification, high-standards, recognition, respect, anything new and intriguing, optimism about the future...
Dislikes/Problems: Self-doubt, isolation, restrictions, laziness, egocentricity, restlessness, limitations, fear from being prevented to achieve the things she wants...

Pairings //

x IchiRuki, IshiHime (Bleach)
x Ed/Winry, Roy/Riza (Full Metal Alchemist)
x Hiruma/Mamori (Eyeshield 21)
x Young!Sirius/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Light Harry/Hermione, Remus/Tonks (Harry Potter)
x Rachel/Trent, Ceri/Quen (Rachel Morgan Series)
x Gintoki/Kagura, Hijikata/Mitsuba, Katsura/Ikumatsu, Sakamoto/Mutsu, Kagura/Anyone (Gintama)
x Tony/Pepper ("Pepperony," Iron Man)
x House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron, Wilson/Amber (House M.D.)
x Link/Zelda (Legend of Zelda)

Naruto //
- SasuSaku is my OTP.
- NaruSaku is my second OTP.
- I enjoy practically all fics with Sakura/Anyone. Especially with Deidara or Tobi. And some more. Fluff galore.
- Team Seven is love. Period.
- The only threesome pairing I ship is NaruSakuSasu. (Yes, Sakura in the middle, dur)
- Side pairings I support: ShikaIno, NejiTenten, KibaHina





1. Tattoos and Sakura Don't Mix reviews
Oh god. It was like a scene out of Icha Icha Paradise. Team 7 One-shot.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-08
2. Apple Picking reviews
Apples taste the best when shared with acquaintances! Comrades? Friends? Hijikata decides to take a walk on his off-day and inadvertently runs into Kagura.
Complete - Gintama - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
3. Chasing Nightmares reviews
...even if they are about Sukonbu. Light GinKagu.
Complete - Gintama - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
4. The Delinquents reviews
Meet the Delinquents: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke. Three smart-mouthed kids - with one exception - who just can’t help but become infamous pranksters in their quiet village. “Sakura-chaaaan!” “YOU IDIOT!” “…morons.”
Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 4-4-08
5. Pocketful of Miracles reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot series. It was with her that he experienced miracles.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-29-08
6. The Roadtrip reviews
One elf. One witch. One roadtrip. Oh, the horrors! Trent/Rachel.
Rachel Morgan - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08
7. Appleseed reviews
AU. Year 2131 A.D., post-non-nuclear war, city-state utopia Olympus. Underneath the facade of prosperity is a threatening conspiracy waiting for release.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08
8. Bonds » reviews
Team 7, SasuSaku, SakuNaru. Series of shots. "You say this bond is annoying but that's not what you really think."
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 11-28-07
9. Birthday Present Gone OhSoWrong reviews
AU. Partner parody of 'Home Is Where I Belong.' "Lloyd...use it wisely." Kratos/Anna hints.
Complete - Tales of Symphonia - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08
10. Home Is Where We Belong reviews
AU. Kratos and Anna celebrate Lloyd's birthday. "You got him a WHAT!" Kratos/Anna. Oneshot.
Complete - Tales of Symphonia - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08
11. The Haircut reviews
It was supposed to be a harmless little trim. How could Kratos have known his hair would suffer such casualties? Kratos/Anna. Oneshot.
Complete - Tales of Symphonia - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 2-23-08
12. The Misadventures reviews
Itachi's plan was flawless: Get in, kill off the clan, get out, find a job. He didn't anticipate meeting a little pinkhaired girl on the way...nor did he suspect her of turning his carefully planned exodus upsidedown.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-17-07
13. Oltrepassi reviews
The greatest love transcends Death itself. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 12-10-07
14. Account of an Assassin reviews
AU. Sasuke-centric. “Because your existence must be eliminated.”
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
15. Heartstrings » reviews
Series of drabbly oneshots that trace events in the life of one Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia. Just your average spice of life, hollow slaying, kicks to the shin, tanabata tales and what it feels like to be in love.
Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-07
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