| Dots On Spots |
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Name: Dots. (Unless you want to call me anything else) Age: This section is no-go... cause I'm too young. LOLS Favourite Anime: Hmm... So far... only Naruto (Yep! Cause I am so in love with sasunaru!) Favourite Pastimes: Reading YAOI. Fav Pairing: 1.) SASUNARU!!-- Yes!! My fav. 2.)KakaIru--Hmm... Their relationship sounds yummy... Mmmmmm 3.)NaruSasu -- o.k i guess... But I don't really like the idea of Naruto being the seme... He's just too cute for this role. 4.)GaaraNeji-- Don't they look cute together? (Kyaaa!) 5.)KibaHina-- This pairing seems to come to me naturally. A funny thing I found about the best word ever: Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino (I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! | |||||||||
1. Blood lust reviewsA horrible first day in school? Well, it couldn't get worst right? Well... Naruto was wrong... and right. And who are the new commers? Somehow, they seem... eerie? And please tell the new boy to stop staring at him as if he is a meal. M for later chaptersNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.2. School's life » reviewsOne moment you're straight and the next you're gay. Poor Naruto, what's gonna happen when the new students starts hitting on you and you find yourself doubting your sexuality? One thing I know is that telling yourself that you love vagina ain't gonna workNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 12-14-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.