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About Me:

Name: Kirsty
Age: A number, amazingly :O
Hair: Brown, Wavy and wild :P
Eyes: Bluey, grey-ey, greeny... i can never tell XD
Height: 5"5 ish
Sex: Female

I'm from the U.K (woo!) England specifically. I live just outside of London, where all the chavs live. Luckily for me, i'm not one of them. unluckily, they bully me for that

yay!

I am genuinely a fun loving, out of this world girl, who likes new things, especially new friends. Sometimes, i can act moody and be very sarcastic, but i try not to let that ruin friendships. I'm not normally blunt, so i beat around the bush alot; i just can't act straight up to people.

Ideal job... preferably a vet, but i dont mind being a teacher (either english or religious studies... no i'm not religious), or a writer (novelist) or journalist/photographer

im so open XD

I am a slash whore XD I love reading stories with slash pairings (heck what fangirl doesnt?) whether theyre canon or not. Sometimes, even crack pairings can be fun . Alot of my stories, when (and if) i write them, will probably be slash.

I'm known as the hyper and overly insane one amongst friends, which translates well.

I have an MSN email (and instant messaging), but if you want, you need to ask.

I wouldn't say I'm a nerd in ANY fandom, other than Pokemon (up to about johto. but my game knowledge in infinite up to hoenn XD) and digimon, but series one only. Also, Lord of the Rings, just coz its that good XD

other fandoms include; Torchwood, Scrubs and Dr. who, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the carribean, South park, family, spongebob, futurama, the simpsons, codename: kids next door, ed, edd and eddy, Ben 10, fairly odd parents, lilo and stitch, recess, and some anime, including elfen lied, wolfs rain, death note and the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya.

Out of the listed above, my biggest obsessions would be Torchwood, and to some extent, Dr.who and scrubs. I've only really got into Torchwood, but i LOVE it to pieces, and suport the canon couple Jack/Ianto. In my fics, i doubt they'd be with anyone else, unless its an OC (in which case it's possibly only a father/daughter relationship, with a little sauciness on the side) but i cannot bare to split them for anyone xD

Other random facts include:
My favourite colours are Green, Blue, Red and Purple, and Black (although black is strictly speaking a shade...then again if i say white, that means every colour in the spectrum nerd)
I say "lol" alot for no reason, and my fave smileys are " =), :3, X3, :P and "
My fave food is pasta/noodles. I'm a pasta/noodle whore XD. I also am a suxker for pancakes, crepes and wqaffles XD And my fave sweet is chocolate, pocky and pear drops. Fruits include kiwi's, RED apples (only) and strawberries. And yes, i love meat. Nuff said.
I have five guinea pigs (down from ten about a year or so ago) and two cats.
I have lots and LOTS of torchwood/Doctor who stuff littering my bedroom
I'm an english freak! I love to read and write, ALOT. Unfortunately, i make alot of spelling mistakes on my computer, because I suck with a keyboard.
I RP alot. I LOVE RPing like I love life itself (and janto 8D)
Music keeps me alive 8D
And i STILL sleep with cuddly toys XD

you can also find me on:
Deviantart: www.deviantart.com/wolther
and
youtube: www.youtube.com/silverwolflucky

I think that's everything. Feel free to ~PM me if ya want to chat :)

And a bBIG/b thank you to rainbow stripes for
a) inspiring me to update my user page
and
B) for giving me the guidelines for my user page XD

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Profile MEME's:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
bI'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists./b
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
bI SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch./b
bI'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell./b
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
bI don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals./b
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
bI'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs./b
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
bI WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo./b
bI'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend./b
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
bI HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life./b
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
bI DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention./b
bI'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual./b
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
bI HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all./b
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
bI WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser./b
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
bI hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO./b
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
bIm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude./b
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
bI'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly./b
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
bI'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat./b
bI'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly./b
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
bI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks/b
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
bI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black/b
bI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil./b
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
bI'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser./b
bI'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control./b
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
bI'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive./b (not necessarily Untrue xD)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
bI support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone./b
bI hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too./b
bI have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy./b
bI tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch./b
bMy hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills./b
bI'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch./b
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
bI read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser./b
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
bI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual./b
bI draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak./b
bI am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker./b
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
bI'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak/b
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
bI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo./b
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
bI'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE./b (that’s kinda true to me, though apparently I have about 5 different stereotypes XD)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
bI like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE./b
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
bI'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth./b
bI’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future./b
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
bI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser/b
bI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy/b
bI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue./b
bI CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex./b
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

bI like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE./b
bI like READING, so I MUST be a LONER./b
bI have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED./b
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
bI love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY./b
bI'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED/b
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
bI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish/b
bI SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard./b
bI'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean./b
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
bI don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian./b
bI'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting./b
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
bI am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too./b
bI can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist/b
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
bI'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick./b
bI'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff./b
bI'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier./b
bI'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school./b
bI CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp./b
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
bI'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth./b
bI have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't./b (if writing counts?)
bI don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social./b
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

hope that told you alot about me

buStory Updates/u/b

Star crossing: A Trochwood fanfic based around my OC, Joanna. Frozen for five years, Joanna mysteriously arrives in the Torchwood 3 hub. But why is she there, and what is it about her past that is haunting her and her new family...

Worlds Collide: a present for a friend. Torchwood/Dr.Who crossover. Jo finally meets her match when she meets the Doctor and his companion. But is the Doctor's new partner in time anything like the Torchwood team were expecting?

31 themed prose challenge: Started on Deviantart. 31 short stories based on different themes. Many fandoms

Shuffle: ten different stories about torchwood and Dr. Who written to ten different songs on my ipod, within the length of the song.