I'm an 19 year old student, living in Umeå, Sweden. I love fanfiction because, while it isn'talways as well written as published media, they offer a much greater outlet for creative spirit. Not to mention the sheer awesomeness of crossovers!

My favourite stories are crossovers, and I really like the "Lone Wolf Hero Style", as opposed to the "Happy Go Lucky Hero Style". I mean, Naruto's a nice guy, but seriously; living alone (since he was 4 years old if I'm not mistaken), hated or ignored by everyone except one person (the Sandaime Hokage) until he found Ichiraku Ramen (I think he was like 8), sabotaged by the Academy where he's supposed to be taught (until he meets Umino Iruka, I think he was 10 or 11), still he's screwing around most of the time. I also think he should be a lot more powerful. A badly sealed Ichibi providing more power than a perfectly sealed Kyuubi? And that's discounting the fact that his father was the inventor of the Rasengan and the Hiraishin!

Or Ranma. Ranma, Ranma, Ranma.

He's another character who's seriously screwed up. I mean, if he's been taught not to hit girls, because girls are weak, and then he finds out that girls are not only capable of but can, and are, trying to kill him, wouldn't his first course of action (seeing as how his greatest advantage is the ability to adapt on the fly) be to discard that idea? Also, when he went Neko-ken, he's a berzerker (like fuck he's distracted by his target throwing away a toy and shouting "go fetch"! And catnip? Do you really want to see Drunken Cat-fist? Do you?!) many times stronger than normal; how the hell did Genma survive? I mean, Khu Lon gave up rather than being forced to fight him in that state, and Happosai avoids fighting Khu Lon, and Genma invented the "Crouch of the Wild Tiger", AKA "Beg-and-growel-like-a-simpering-dog", to appease him... Well, you get the point.

And Harry Fucking Potter, what can I say? Give him access to wandless magic before the first year, watch him kick ass. Or give him a clue and let him rip Dumb Ol' Goatfucker a new one in any year. Ok, so Voldemort is a fucker who has to go, but seriously, the "Power of Love"? Dumbles, what the hell is in those lemondrops?! And why aren't you sharing!? Then again, kidnapping Harry and then throwing him back (or just watching him go about his business in another world...) is good shit as well. As long as you don't pull the "oh me, oh my, whatever shall I do?" and turn him into a Ikari Shinji wannabe more easily fooled than Naruto and Ranma put together...

Apart from turning the heroes into serious, cool guys, I also enjoy throwing them into situations where they can totally fuck up their surroundings; Ranma enters the Warhammer Fantasy world is a favourite (I'm afraid his status as a Chaos Magnet would mean a swift death in the 40K-verse...), as is the Ranma+Hotaru/Saturn enters Stargate I read on Addventure. The best part was when the Jaffa declared her a goddess and him the First Prime... Man, that was Awesome! Or Evangelion crossovers. Love it when Shinji gets an upgrade, because frankly, throwing a spineless wuss with the worlds most awesome mecha into another dimension still leaves you with a spineless wuss in the worlds most awesome mecha. Speaking of throwing others into situations; Imperial Battleship/Battlebarge enters other Sci-Fi; oh yes...

Best part about this site; the perfect chance to rant!

If I finally get around to posting any fanfics, well... Mostly Ranma, Naruto, maybe Harry Potter

A couple of poems I came across on this very site:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

"Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)"

Please take a moment to think about the victims of every war, every conflict, every crime. Hurts, doesn't it?