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since: 11-28-07, id: 1432182, Profile Updated: 01-04-09
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Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sweeney Todd.

'Ello, all!

I'm Mary. I am a fellow person, nice to meet you.

The reason I haven't been posting new chapters / stories is that (and I know this sounds stupid, because you always get this excuse) I have become SO busy. And I'm not just making it up, I really, really am so busy that I can't even find time to write. And for that, I am so sorry. It not only makes you unhappy, but it makes me unhappy as well. Writing is so important to me, and when I can't...well, I get pretty upset. But don't worry, I'm not done with writing forever, far from it. BroadwayMasquerade and I are planning on filming a full lenth movie parody of Sweeney Todd, of which I get to write the screenplay! I'm extremly excited for this project, and maybe I can post it once it's finished. And I have a LOT of ideas for more stories for ff.net, and they will hopefully come soon.

I have recently got into Stephen King, and am in the process of reading as many of his books as I can. :)

To Come-

Beckett's First Christmas - POTC

The Beckett Who Stole Christmas - POTC

Maureen Finds A Rock - Rent (Extremly random, I wrote it at 1am in an email to amuse a friend)

Without You - Norribeth - POTC

Mary-Suep - Next Chapter

A Dark Knight fic? (I have a different account for that sort of thing. Anarchist-Extraordinaire.)

These are only ideas, and some are definately coming, some might not. You'll just have to wait and see. ;)

All my inside jokes are gone off my page, and that was a mistake. Now I can't get them back, but oh well.

I'll try and put this into motion as soon as I can!

See you all soon, and happy readings. :)

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1. Mary Suep Opera Chronicles » reviews
A Mary-Sue parody. Must I say more?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 3-8-08 - Will T.
2. Ignorance is Bliss reviews
Sweeney Todd was expecting a package soon, but he never knew people could be so stupid.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-11-08 - Complete
3. Beckett's First Date reviews
Cutler Beckett never saw the point of a blind date - and never will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-08 - Cutler B. - Complete
4. In Remembrance reviews
Happy 1 year anniversary, POTC! This is dedicated to all those brave souls that didn't make it to see today.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete
5. Beckett's First Near Death Experience reviews
Cutler Beckett hates spiders. Always has, always will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-22-08 - Cutler B. - Complete
6. Beckett's First Haircut reviews
Have you ever wondered why Lord Cutler Beckett always wears a wig? I have.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-15-08 - Cutler B. - Complete
7. What Happened To Toby reviews
Warning: Extremly random series of one-shots lie inside. Toby haters welcome. No flames pur-lease!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-15-08
8. Beckett's First Easter reviews
Our dear Lord Beckett is forced to celebrate Easter for the first time. This was written for fun, so I hope you all enjoy reading it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-21-08 - Cutler B. - Complete
9. The Demon Barber of Fleet Street » reviews
This is a collection of poems I've made about Sweeney and maybe one or two about Mrs.Lovett. I would really appreciate some reviews, thanks a bunch!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 2-22-08
10. Former Glory reviews
During DMC. Used to be called 'Tortuga Nights', but a friend suggested this name and I like it better. James reflects on his life. I REALLY appreciate reviews! If you don't review, at least read it. lol!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-20-08 - James N. - Complete
11. 200 Ways to Anger Lord Beckett » reviews
Just what the title says! No, I don't own anything. Please R&R! these are all hopefully original ideas that I came up with. Used to be '1oo Ways..'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 12-22-07 - Cutler B. - Complete
12. Loss of a Sparrow reviews
Oneshot. Set after DMC. Antoinette Moineau can't stand that her love has been taken by the Kraken. She just wants to be with him again, no matter what it takes. R&R! I love reviews!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-07 - Jack S. - Complete
13. Regrets reviews
My first fanfic. About a pirate named Evurette Castelle looking back on something she did and hating herself for it. Set after AWE, a bit of an alternate universe. R&R! The title is terrible, I know, so if you can think of a better one I'd love to hear it
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-07 - Cutler B. - Complete
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