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| CoffeeKris |
Author has written 11 stories for Labyrinth. You there! You! Yeeeeeeeeeees, you. Hello. Welcome to the home of every inane little scrap of fanfiction I've deemed not pathetic enough not to post. If you're here, I assume it's because you've read at least on of them or intend to or got lost. Remember, if you read, you MUST review; otherwise evil munchkins with sticky nasty fingers will invade your home, play loud polka music day and night and steal all your Rum (or other delicious recreational beverage, milkshakes and smoothies included) Name: Kris, Coffee Kris Age: 22 Though I do tend to act like I'm 5. Description: Note picture! That's me! Good 'nough? Personality: If I had money people would call me eccentric, as it is, I don't, so they call me crazy. Maybe because I use common sense in an age that ignores it...or maybe because I tend to act as though I'm a robot elephant mime from the 8th dimension who happens to have a fear of men's shoes while shopping for groceries. I don't know. Stuff About Me Despite what my poor spelling and grammar would indicate, I am an English Major! I am Canadian! I play the guitar! I have a blog! http://coffeekricket.wordpress.com/ Well, that's all. Don't let me keep you from reading and reviewing. Go, be free...you're still here? I said go! Scat, begone, vanish! | |||||||
1. Just a Summer Evening reviewsA response to the King's prompt and practice for a rust writer.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-11-11 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete2. I Defy You » reviewsUPDATED! It's been 8 years since Sarah went through the labyrinth and magic is once again about to invade her life. This time, through her best friend. But who says either one of them intend to go down without a fight? Rated for language!Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,977 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 11-26-10 - Published: 12-12-08 - Sarah & Jareth3. CoffeeKris's Collection of Ficage » reviewsThe newest tale tells of Jareth's arduous passion for his true love. READ IT OR I SHALL FIND YOU! lolLabyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 253 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-9-08 - Complete4. Thrill Seeker reviewsHoly frick on a stick, CoffeeKris has written a lemon! Or at least attempted to...beware!Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 11-18-08 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete5. The Kiss reviewsThe story of the first kiss Jareth and Sarah shared.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete6. The Aftermath of Sarah's Victory » reviewsIt's over!Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,232 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete7. The Goblin King Sueth » reviewsThe Prosecution: Jareth the Goblin King The Defendant: CoffeeKris The Jury: YOU!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-12-088. What Goblin Kings Don't Do » reviewsIt's what the title says it is. Idea taken from fellow author the lovely Shadow-D'hampyr. Was a one-shot but is now a two-shot.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 1-8-08 - Complete9. Broken Dreams » reviewsSomething I wrote for myself because I felt I needed it. Rated for language. A special Thank You to my reviewers.Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete10. VolvoDriving Soccer Mom reviewsTo be honest it's a pointless thing that popped into my sleep deprived brain.JSLabyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-7-07 - Complete
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