Hannah: (noun) enjoys life to an extent that it is annoying. Will embarrass herself and not care. She adores reading, writing and SUR-Fu-In. In her bedroom, alone, listening to loud music. She is the type of girl that many people roll their eyes at. Writes for fun. Falls in love with her characters so much she feels the need to torture them with endless problems.
For following definitions see: Clinically insane, bubbly, annoying.
Listening to: Black and Gold- Thinks "Oh my god- how perfect for A Darker Shade of Gold!" -Grabs notepad and begins to scribble down "inspirations"-
If you're sick of Jonas BrothersXFangirl stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
I know this is slightly rude, but I a getting sick and tired of people writing Jonas BrothersxOC stories and posting them in the Hannah Montana section. No offence, but I don't give a flying tuck about some character I have never heard of, is so close to a Mary Sue that it's not funny, and have absolutely NO relevance to Hannah Montana.
And: Note to authors: I have recently been on a constructive criticism rampage. IT IS NOT A FLAME. CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
Well, moving on!
Welcome to the extremely long and boring profile of me. Just go down there and check out the stories. XD
My co writers are as follows:
caleyforniadreamin- Mr and Mrs. Gray
XLoendLOLiver4evaX- Mr and Mrs. Gray
xoxNany303xox- Unnamed Twilight Story
Hot Off The Laptop
This is a regular feature. It shows all my progression on the stories on the go, so my readers don't personally shoot me in the head.
The Devil Wears Skinny Leg Jeans- I am yet to start chapter twenty three, and continue searching for ideas- I am still struggling with a way to tie it all up. What I'm having the most trouble with is the pairings- It's been a Loe almost forever, but many readers have been yelling at me to make it a Nilly. I am yet to decide. Make your vote count! I finished the last chapter, but there is still a few questions I want answered. Changed it to a Hannah Montana, J.O.N.A.S crossover.
A Darker Shade Of Gold- I am currently in the process of thinking of ideas for chapter four- Shane's past, and scouting out possible conflicts. If you have read the first chapter, you will probably know a major one. Also, I am working on their backgrounds, and it is very 'Pirates-Of-The-Caribbean 'ish' at the moment, but I am enjoying it immensely- caution: This may delay updates for TDWSLJ on my part- again, SORRY! Also am having a MAH-JOR pairing conflict. I have been a Shilly girl as long as I can remember and don't want to divert but all my readers seem to love Nilly! INTERNAL BATTLE HERE, PEOPLE! As a result, I have put a poll at the top of this page for you to decide. Make your vote count! Hope you don't hate me for changing it to Shane, Nate and Jason. This just means it can't get deleted, along with all your wonderful reviews!
Twilight Story (Unnamed as of yet)- Have chatted with xoxNany303xox and have decided on pairings, introductions etc. It is to be a sort-of 'Survivor- Twilight Style', but definitely more realistic. And guess what!? New pairing! JessicaXJacob, also known as Jassica! Hope you like! xoxNany303xox is having slight messaging issues I'm guessing, but I shall continue writing.
Her Numbered Heartbeats- A possible up and coming fic. I was in a major sugar high at one in the morning and was like 'Why not?' As a result of this, you now end up with a LeahXJacob fanfic. I am so terribly sorry. I am contemplating whether to make it a one shot or a chapter story, and have enlisted the help of my fabulous beta: clairelovesedward, author of wonderful "Truth or Dare with the Pack." I whole-heartedly suggest you read.
Mr and Mrs. Jonas- Searching for a worthy BETA, and am taking XLoendLOLiver4evaX up on her offer so as to co-write, as well as caleyforniadreamin. I am so excited- my two favourite authors are co-writing with me, for Christ' sake!
Fan Fiction Diary
5th of August, 2008
Thank you once again to my amazing Beta readers, njlove63 and klutzz0sm. I worship you on high. Also, a new post on the Jonabiotics front:
"Due to a recent compromise between the Jonas Brothers fan fiction writer's spokespersons and the Jonabiotics organization, we will no longer be reviewing/reporting Hannah Montana based Jonas Brothers fictions. This means any stories that have the Jonas Brothers that include the FICTIONAL Hannah Montana characters like Miley STEWART and Lilly Truscott. We will continue to report any Jonas Brothers based fictions."
Hooray! Now all my favourite stories can stop getting removed!
And: Oh my gosh. I GOT FOUR HUNDRED REVIEWS FOR TDWSLJ! I AM SOOO HAPPY! Thanks to my four hundredth reviewer: writertildeath. Love youse all to death-(Stops dead), woah, teen bopper moment, there. I'll just put these away (Shoves hundreds of pixie sticks in desk drawer).
8th of August, 2008
I am so sorry to everyone who reviewed 'Ticket's To Heaven'! I re-read it, and tweaked at it. I changed the name, the summary, the authors notes and was rid of Angelina. The name is now "Have Faith Restart". And for all those people reading "A Darker Shade of Gold": The chapters are named after one of my favourite songs of all time: "Hallelujah", by Jeff Buckley. You have no idea how appropriate it it- check out the lyrics, and you'll see!
10th of August, 2008
Thanks for the concern about stupid Jonabiotics followers! Jonabiotics is actually a nice guy once you talk to him, but his followers who seem to think they are working for the greater good have got on my LAST nerve. Anyway. I have plan of action. I am writing the story under a different name, putting two chapters up at the same time to prove it's Lilly and Miley- and I am also changing the summary to have nothing about Jonas in it so those bloody freaks won't look at it. But that might restrict readers! OH NOES! I am seriously wondering: WHAT THE IS THEIR ISSUE? Thanks for liking the story- its good to know that it did not die in vain.
29th of August
I have just updated TDWSLJ! Yay. Well, my verdict. There was minimal Nilly, which I was kinda disappointed in myself for letting happen, so I have now written an entirely NEW chapter about Nilly- nothing else! I am also half way through writing Shane's background in ADSG. It arises complications on the whole 'getting physical' front which I hope can come up with a reasonable explanation to make it easier for them. I am having lots of fun torturing Shane, though. The subtle love triangle I have going is actually making things loads more interestin'. Sorry, went hick there. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
If one more person asks me this I'll scream. So, my ships in a nutshell.
Support to a 'T'
Loe- One hundred and fifty percent.
Nilly- To some extent, still extremely cute to read though. I just don't like the fact that Joe is left alone.
Bedward- Well, duh.
Romet- Just so freaking gorgeous that it is not funny.
Jalice- The intensity of these two frightens me a bit.
Embella- I honestly have no idea so don't ask.
Jeah- Keeps him away from Bella- yay! And I absolutely despise both of them, so it's a good system.
Zutara- Yes, yes. I have converted to the 'Dark-Side'. The Avatarness, in other words. Zuko is awesome. And Aang is twelve. Need I say more?
Support to a 'NO FREAKIN' WAY'.
Jakeward- DOWN WITH SLASHES!!
Jella- Sounds too much like Jello.
Niley- Sounds a bit like a disease. Plus, I'm a Nelena chick, ever since Miley turned out to be such a .
Any incest or slash- Whoever came up with the concept 'Jonacest', sleep with your eyes open, my friend.
And just for fun, my five favourite things: Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Nick Jonas, Twilight and Chris Williams:
JONAS LOGIC
Favourite Quote: Kevin (When someone brings up that Joe has to fall through a trapdoor at a concert): The concern has been voiced.
Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.
Miley Cyrus (At BOBWC, Joe does a flippy thing with the mic) to Kenny Ortega: YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT? I HATE YOU!
Nick: So Joe, what have you been up to?
Joe: Stealing stuff.
Frankie (In Joe and Kevin's room): This is our wrestling rink.
Kevin: Wanna show 'em how we do it?
Frankie: I just jump off the bed. (jumps off the bed and on to unsuspecting Joe)
Nick (Hits himself hard in the face with the mic): What's up guys? I'm Nick-I didn't realize how close that was. That was my face!!
Joe: AND YOU'RE BOSTON!
WISE SAYINGS FROM COMEDIAN EXTRAORDINARE AND AWESOMETASTICAL MATHS CLASS
When you have a fat friend there are no See-Saws, only catapults.- Sam
Dreamcatchers work... if your dream is to be gay.- Me
When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon guice in the eyes of your enemies.- Trelawney
Work hard and the world is your oyster. Yep, you get a big snotty oyster-scented world.- Ciara
Mr. Johnson, the pedophile of a math teacher: Please tell me you all remember what a quadratic equation is.
Tom: You're a quadratic equation.
Anthony: Your mom's a quadratic equation.
Mr. Johnson: Only ten years until I can retire...
AH, CHRIS, WHERE WOULD THE TOMKIN CLAN BE WITHOUT YOU?
Hannah, you never get far in this world without working hard. Now shut up. They're about to announce the lottery numbers.- Chris
Chris at barbeque: Have you ever considered the fact that you are in love with a fictional supposedly 'straight' ninteenth centuary vampire when your cousin invites twenty-year old surfers over every single night?
Me: LA LA LA LA! ABEL, MAKE HIM STOP!! -Covers ears, sprints into the next room-
Chris: Dude, your cousin is weird.
Abel: You should see her brother.
Places to contact me-
I respond to most of my reviews, PM's etc, but you can contact me through one of my friends youtubes:
http://www.youtube.com/xoxCuddleBunniexox
Or ListeningIntently on Deviant Art. I can't draw for nuts, so go figure why I have an account.
I mainly give out my MSN to the people I'm co-writing with, but if I like you I will :D I know, I'm so up-myself.
Anyway, enjoy the stories and thank you for enduring my extremely long profile XD.
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