| fouloldron |
Hi, a few notes about myself, but first a plug for my plot bunnies. :D I have many marvellous plot bunnies looking for homes on my livejournal. You can find it by clicking on my homepage link. Please come and look at them if only to let me know that they suck or it's been done. Thank you! :D (yes I am something of a headcase :sweatdrop: , oh, and be warned there are also a few(3?/4?) rants/cries about people getting upset when I review and try and discuss things, I don't think they got that I was trying to have a calm friendly discussion, and then they got angry with me TT, hence the rants/cries) Anyway notes: I just finished studing languages at uni and am thus a grammar nerd. So if you have any questions ask me. (note: I am mildly dyslexic, and I do languages?, I know, so my grammar is good but I may make stupid spelling mistakes if I'm tired or impassioned please allow me your indugence. :) ) I have a very active imagination, so if you need plot bunnies of any variety ask me. My writing sucks but my ideas are good. I like yaoi. My smell reads poetry and goes to the opera, I read smutty manga and fanfiction and stay under misbegot bridge. I adore the following authors: Terry Pratchett, Georgette Heyer, Katie Fforde, Tamora Pierce and Dorothy L. Sayers. I adore the following fanfic writers: MiaoShou, Nilahxapiel, Lady Alionae, Her Sweetness, LetThereBeRaito (best name ever XD), Li the Twilight Knight, XxRaindoshixX, Lechymonk and Crazy4Moony. There are actually many more but it'd take too long. I read the following fanfiction: Death Note, Saiyuki, Loveless, Get Backers and Only the Ring Finger Knows. My favourite quote is "Raito is my kinky lustbunny", which is from Night and Day by MiaoShou (ch15 but you really, really should read the whole thing). My favourite deviant artist is Kipferl who can be found at http://kipferl.deviantart.com/ . I stole my avatar from her picture which can be found here http://kipferl.deviantart.com/art/Death-Note-Yaoi-37918501 . If I was braver I would have it as the wall paper on my laptop. ;) More brilliant quotes: LxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightL "Lumiere: I’m ice cream?... Maskelyne: Delicious and for the moment cold, but hopefully prone to melting." ch1 Light up my darkness by Miaoshou LxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLigh --“I can’t believe you don’t want me, Namikawa-kun,” Ryuuzaki leaned up, staring at the dishevelled man in the doorway. “What’s wrong with me? Don’t you – like me?” Raito stared, appalled at the most pathetic expression he’d ever seen on the face of the master of pathetic expressions. How does he do that? It’s those eyes. His eyes are so big. He looks like fucking Bambi after someone nuked the forest and turned the cute bunnies into rabbit jam! Then he became aware that Namikawa was also gawking, eyes wide, mouth half-open, obviously stricken with total horror at the sight of a grown man’s descent into the seventh hell of Kawaii." ch13 Night and Day by Miaoshou LxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLightLxLight Another great quote from ch5 of Prophecy of Brothers by Prose by S.A., a SesshxInu fic "It wasn’t everyday that Fate, being the nice old lady that she was, already went shopping and purchased your spouse for you, all nicely pre-packaged for you to unwrap. Nope, there was no return receipt on this." And from Twist Serve (POT) on aff.net "No one else was allowed to touch his twisted little sex freak." Also I have a kick arse poison apple necklace if you want to see a pick of what it looks like go to http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13471334 and there are other types at http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5136653 . If you are a massive Death Note fan like me it will bring you joy. It brings me joy just knowing they exist. I shall now seek a cloth belt with a folding flat clasp with a gothic L on it. If I can't find one I'll ask the metal teacher at the local high school to make me one. :) Have a nice day and, unless you want to read my angry, angry rant on rape fics, I suggest you stop here, Ronnie. :D LxLight LxLight LxLight LxLight LxLight Annoying filler to pad out the gap before the rant about rape fics. (25/02/09) These are just the ones which apply to me, this list is huge. My own personal ones are 'I am a virgin so I must be frigid or INSANELY right-wing' and 'I think not having sex before marriage will make the world a happier place so I MUST be a right-wing nutter. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. From YaoiInducedComa I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Rant 1 (17/01/09) ARGH SAVE ME FROM IDIOTS!! I accidentally made a typo in a review saying why would L think fat=attractive when I meant fat=UNattractive. I wish we could edit reviews! I will never again review in the wee small hours. THEN the IRRITATING writer blocked me AFTER asking me a QUESTION in their very angry reply. HOW THE HELL CAN I DISCUSS OR ANSWER WHEN I CAN'T CONTACT YOU DEAR LUNACY?? Also the reviewing feature is for feedback. NOT sycophantic praise only. I asked questions and they got tizzy because it didn't fit with their view. BUT I maintain that L WOULD NOT ask for sex from B after being RAPED!! GRRRR. PLEASE, I'M BEGGING! SAVE ME FROM IDIOTS!! LxLight LxLight --RANT ABOUT RAPE FICS (Edited about the...what 21st July 08...I'm feeling a bit better but I'm leaving this incase I need to refer anyone to it again.) OK, THIS IS MY RANT BECAUSE I JUST SPENT A DAY READING A RAPE FIC I HATED SO IT WOULD BE FINISHED IN MY HEAD (AND THE BLOODY OF AN AUTHOR LEFT AN UNRESOLVED ENDING)!! I HATE RAPE FICS AND I ONLY READ THIS ONE BECAUSE THE WARNING WAS 'POSSIBLE N/C' WHEN IT ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID 'INSANELY GRAPHIC AND REPEATED RAPE DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING'. (EXTRA INSERT(RE-EDITED THE DAY AFTER THE FIRST EDIT!!) AND ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER FIC WITHOUT ANY WARNING OF N/C HAS HARD CORE RAPE IN THE MIDDLE! I DELIBERATELY AVOID ALL FICS WITH EVEN POS N/C NOW BUT THIS STILL HAPPENS! THIS IS THE 8TH IN 3 WEEKS!! YOU CAN HAVE AN SESHH/INU AND L/LIGHT FICS WITHOUT RAPE YOU SICKOS!! AND WHY THE HELL CAN'T SOMEONE WRITE A HAPPY SESSH/INU FIC?! DX SO AVOID ANY FIC IN AFF.NET BY AVARWEN, PARTICULARLY 'WHAT MATTERS MOST', AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE STOP TREATING RAPE LIKE IT'S NOTHING AND BLOODY WELL WARN PEOPLE WHEN YOUR GOING TO PUT IT IN!! I'M BLOODY SICK OF IT!! HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR SUMMARY PROPERLY AND WARN PEOPLE WHEN YOU WRITE THAT SORT OF SHIT!! DXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX --End of rant. I'm crying now because of that bloody fic. I'm sick of it. So if your an author who's writing a rape fic and whom I have referred to this. PLEASE don't make another person go through what I am. TT DX | |||||||||