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since: 11-30-07, id: 1433448, Profile Updated: 04-27-09
country: Australia
Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Hmmm, well since your here i might as well tell you about myself.

Name:- Jordan

Age:- Over 1 but younger than 100...you know what? make it 250

Gender:- Male

Location:- Why do you want to know, you stalking pervert?!

Fave anime:- Chrono Crusade (a.k.a Chrno Crusade and WHY DID YOU END?! YOU WERE SO AWESOME), Soul eater (NOOO WHY DID YOU END?!), black cat, bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Neon Genisis Evangelion (ok not really), Avatar The Last Airbender (even thought its not realy anime), scrapped princess, code geass, code geass R2 Lelouche of the rebellion (WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD ONES ENDING?!), sharagan no shana, Teen Titans (DAMN YOU ALL FOR NOT SHOWING ENOUGH SUPPORT FOR THEM TO CONTINUE!), etc

Fave games:- Kingdom hearts (1, COM and 2), Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII, Super Smash Bro's (N64, GAME CUBE and WII), Kill Zone 2, The Sonic The Hedgehog games, Soul Eater games (haven't play but look so cool!), Pop'N Music ( (once again haven't played but has some awesome music), the pokemon games, etc

Least fave games:- Any Xbox game, any Grand Theft Auto games, any Xbox 360 games (exept very select group 1- 10 max, if that), etc

How to tell if you have a hang-over:-

1) You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2) Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3) Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4) You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5) You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6) You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7) The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8) All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9) You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10) Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
11) you agree with this even though you can only read half of it

post in your profile if you agree

Wow, if your still reading this than i guess you don't have a life! (Don't worry i don't either.) Anyway thanks for stopping by, feel free to read my story (more to be added in the future).

1. Night Of The Fighting Drunk Pirates » reviews
starts out as a simple visit turns into drunk mayhem and fighting, with guy wearing spandex, a guy who thinks he's a pirate and an arrancar whos' release is a giant spoon. KenpachixUnohana.*UPDATED* rated for refferences
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 11-2-08 - Zaraki K. & Unohana R.
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