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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Rosario + Vampire, and Legend of Zelda. Name Luke: the tenth Esq of awesomedom, and the rebel leader of the soft drink alliance...GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME SPRITE!! place of residence: My awesome, awesome two story house. Complete with three bedrooms, four bathrooms one of which doesn't work, a kitchen, a living room, and the room where I'm typing this shit out. age Seventeen now...And I'm already feeling my future creeping up on me... gender:Male...Yeah, like you couldn't guess? sexuality:Hentai, babes, chicks and all things female. Likes: Pizza, video games, movies, awesome music and my dog, plus Lego's and my family. And kick ass Fanfiction. And of as late, sleeping. Dislikes: Annoying and or rude people, bad fan fiction, Mpreg story's(not going there... sickos ) yaoi and group homes... not going to go there ever! >:( Favorite music/bands: Creeping in my soul, a sick ass song that you gotta listen to right NOW! Beethoven's music, the band disturbed, Green day, Linkin park and cold play as well, plus crush 40 and nighwish. Gravity hurts, listen to it!! That one, Crashed, and face me. Man LEGO doesn't fuck around, Bionicle speaks for itself. Man I love those things!! Dragon-force.. Two words best describe this band... Fucking epic...Hn, lets see...What other bands do I like? Hum...Well, I like the Beatles , I do...Ah, damn... I got little else..!'ll update this again, alright? Wait!! I do like Queen, The village people... YMCA is a perfect song of ultimate genius... So who gives a fuck if they are gay? They still kicked ass. Sunglasses at night..A fuckin' bad-ass song. The Mega's, they kick ass. I can't wait for their next CD, get equipped is sweet, but I want to see what's next for them. ACDC, one of the best band's ever, 'nuff said. Favorite Movies : Jurassic park 1,2 and 3, I-robot, Lord of the rings trilogy, Garfield 1, and 2, Austin powers 1,2, and 3, Jaws 1 and 2. Transformers(07&09.) Say what you will, but those are bad-ass movies.The God-father, Master of Disguise, Independence Day, Zoolander, Anger Management, Happy Glimore, Billy Madison, Talladega nights: The balled of Ricky Bobby, The Nightmare before Christmas, Terminator 1&2. Chicken run, The Incredible Hulk, the Punisher, the 08 remake, which was awesome...Iron Man, Nine great movie, but had a slap in the face ending. District Nine, very good movie, but I advise against owning it, it's a theater movie, not an own movie. Dracula the original, Frankenstien one and two, The Day the Earth stood still. The Blob, one of Steven McQueen's best in my mind. Favorite game's. Kirby 64 and all Kirby game's except for avalanche and those crappy golf and tilt game's , Super Wario world three, Riviera: The Promised Land... I F(Bleep)ing love that game, Legend of Zelda : Wind waker, Super smash brothers brawl, Sigma star Saga. Final Fantasy Tactics:War of the lion's, Final Fantasy Tactics advance, Super Mario Sunshine, Shaman king: Master of spirits two,Astro boy:Omega factor, Metriod Prime 1-3,Metriod Fusion, Metriod Zero Mission why the hell haven't they made a remake of Metriod two yet? Super Metriod, Super Mario brother's three, Legend of zelda: Majora's mask. James bond, 007, best, Console FPS, ever! Dual knifes and Laser guns baby, dual knifes and Laser guns. Donkey Kong 64, Wario World, which was highly under rated, Rayman 64, Mischief makers, Chrono Trigger DS, Disgaea DS, Space station Silicon Valley, very fun yet extremely hard game,Klonoa Empire of dreams for the GBA, I miss that game, Zoids Legacy, sucks that it's the only one of it's kind, we don't get the DS titles, since the Japanese hate us for obvious reasons... \Rayman three:Hoodlum havoc,Sonic rush, Sonic and the secret rings, Sonic adventure deluxe Directors cut, Sonic adventure two battle,Ristar, very fun but very hard game...Which has little fucking cheats...All the good shit is in the Japanese version...This is one of the many games that prove that the Japanese hate our guts, this game, and the Jump ultimate stars series..I wanna see a fight between Goku and Gon, and Naruto and Luffy God dammit!! And maybe a little Light Vs Yugi... And perhaps a bit of Super Sayjin Vegeta and Curse seal two Sasuke... ANYWAY! Super Paper Mario, Paper Mario, and Paper Mario the Thousand year door, Mario Cart 64, instant fucking classic the only fault in it is that god awful glitch where the music cuts out... Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven stars, Geno is so awesome it hurts..Think a Doll version of Chuck Norris and you have Geno..Best character in a Nintendo RPG...Custom Robo for the game cube, Luigi's mansion, whew, this is a lot of games, huh? Bloody Roar primal, Bakuryuu is such a fun character to abuse...His throw move where he drills-spins on someones head in Mole form is so fun to spam, and Stun ain't half bad either, although I prefer Xion... Yeah... Banjo Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64, and only the N64, since Macrosoft doesn't own Rareware in my world, fuck the X-box, those games belong to Nintendo Bitches!! Ehh...Sorry, anyway... Pikmin, Wario Master of Disguise,Tactic's Ogre Gaiden, Custom Robo Arena, Bugs Bunny: Lost in time...Ah, the memories of playing it on my PC...So much fun... Zoid's battle legends, aka Zoid's Vs II, fucking Japanese...Double Dragon,Lady Sia, note the ever growing list peoples. The World Ends with you, one of the funniest,awesome,and bad-ass games of 08, Squire's best RPG? I think so. Devil May Cry, Dante is the shit, he is so bad-ass. Favorite manga/anime. Bleach. Big fucking swords, huge ugly monsters and a talking perverted stuffed lion.And thats what you get from bleach...Oh, and totally sexy Anime women... Hello Yoruichi!! And Rangiku!! Mother Keeper. It's a really new series, on One Manga . com, but I highly reccomand it for fans of Sci-fi stuff and Cyborg's, the plot's a little weird especially later on but it's a good series, check it out if you want to I liked it at least. Grenadier, it's a pretty damned good series, plenty upon plenty of Fan service, the characters are interesting and funny, the fight scenes are damned incredble, and Rushuna Tendou is one fine lady I must admit. Also it has some pretty cool weapon designs and the little blue prints that pop every now and then are really cool. Full metal Alchemist , it can change from a dark theme that involves mass genocide of innocent people all to create a demonic stone that grants unimaginable power, to a scene where a midget gets glomped by a huge-ass dog... It's awesome, leave it at that. Ranma 1/2. With him crazy shit happens 24/7 at all moments. But it's ruined by an abusive annoying bitch called Akane. Because she is an emissary of Satan fuck her, tentacle rape her, do whatever the fuck you like just kill her and make sure she's dead. Mahou Sensai Negima! I doubt some people know what that manga's is about but picture this concept, Harry potter made badass with a ten year old material arts using mage in place of a gimpy little stick waving suck up. And put in about thirty or so hot young female teenagers plus one ten year old vampire and you have the manga...And who could forget the tons of Fan-service... Panty shots galore!! 666 Satan AKA O-part's hunter, God has never made something this awesome. So the devil himself made this fucking work of art. Oh and wonder what his name is? Its Kishimoto...Seishi. Read it and love it. Rosario+vampire, A dark and at times creepy manga that has the odd perverted humor slapped in, main dood's name is Aono Tsukune and he's not all related to Aino Minako or Tsukine Usagi. He is a pretty wimpy nerd for a large portion of the series. But he becomes kick ass much later on. Sonic the movie... Oh dear god where do I begin? Okay it was the first real anime I saw as a kid as I'm not counting Pokemon as one. Its about Sonic T, hedgehog facing off against my all time favorite Sonic character. Mekka Sonnikku! Or metal sonic if ya like, for the most part metal beats the shit out of him and then at the end dies in a lava pit. FUCKKKKING HELLL!! Oh well he comes back as mecha,Silver and turbo rocket sonic. G Gundum, the only anime I ever understood when I was a kid, picture this concept. Gundum's plus street fighter and a huge fucking demon Gundum and add a little SSJ power ups and card references and finally you have G gundum, surprisingly it all works out and adds up to a really good anime. Ruroni Kenshin, words alone cannot describe his level of badassary. The guy is a fucking samurai god. Very few people ever really beat him and some were just the most kick ass fights ever made. Even the dub is awesome.. Yes, I saw it. Now however, the ending, sucked, the pairing between Kenshin and Kaoru sucked, and how she didn't die sucked. I think I'm like the only Ruroni Kenshin fan who hates Kaoru, she's weak,annoying,can't cook for shit, bratty, stupid, immature, and overall a complete waste of life. She doesn't deserve Kenshin, only Tomoe ever did, and maybe Megumi. I hate Kaoru, hell I have her in my bitch poll, that's how much I hate her. So new-fans and old ones alike who hate that stupid bint, join me, and lets try and create fan-fics that don't revolve around that brat Kaoru. Kirby right back at Ya! I don't give a rats ass about those fans who say the Japanese version's better then the English verson since they think that just because 4-kids did this then it sucks well... YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG SHITHEADS! It is one of their better dubs and they worked their ass's off on it well the censers did and I don't really care that they took out the swearing. Cursing doesn't make an anime good or cool it just proves thats a kids show has foul language in it. And I'm not talking about Trigun since that is an exception to this rule. So either you're one of those fans who piss and moan about how much this show sucks because it has a jazzy and catchy theme where as the Japanese version in my opinion is just nowhere near as good, or you're one of the few who can get over the fact that 4-kids did it and enjoy an adorable and cute anime about Kirby. Samurai jack, yes I know its technically a cartoon but it still kicks ass. Aku is one evil yet hilarious character, you just can't hate him that much, sure he's an evil bastard, but he's still awesome. And best thing about the show was.. No Censor's!!Well no Censor's technically speaking. And we made it, well a Russian dude with sponsor's from the CN. And I can't wait for the movie. Well Jack finally end Aku? And what of his two year's deceased voice actor? Mako Iwamatsu you'll be missed. Sniff, sniff. Now let us, the fan's of an awesome Cartoon show have a moment of silence. Tokyo Mew mew... What? Its cute and it's like a more light hearted sailor moon, but without the teenage drama. Konjiku no Gash it's a pretty cool Manga, it's more for twelve year olds but it's still a good series, it has a lot of funny moments most centered around Gash bell or Zatch bell. Honestly I think Zatch bell sounds cooler, it just sounds.. More cool then Gash, Gash sounds like he would be scarred or something. Zatch sounds more alien and exotic then Gash. But, the other changes to the series suck ass, Suzy? Ponygon? Changing the cursing?! AND CENSORING THE FIGHTS?! DAMMIT!! Fuck, this is one of the few times I hate the English dub. Hamtaro.. You will not disrespect the ham hams in my profile bitches, if you don't like the anime then get the fuck out of here! Black Cat... Fucking awesome series that is... Train kicks ass, so does Sven and Eve... But Creed is one freaky bastard. Death Note.. It's awesome... And little to no fan service... :( One-piece... I love that show... And all it's awesome opening's. Saber Marionette J... It's one of the best harem series of all time, but... Like many others, it focuses on One girl out of many... Sigh, why can't a Harem Manga have the main dood get all of his potential women? It'd be better then just one girl getting the man and the rest crying over it...That is the most fatal flaw to all Harem series, the main male lead will only go for one woman...Which translates to...Bull shit!! Hunter X Hunter, this series is so awesome.. I can't even begin to describe it...Thank you AL, for giving me the heads up on it. Ah..But..WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GONNA BE UPDATED?! Howls moving castle, awesome movie, funny characters, and a genuinely likable female main character. Those are good enough reasons for me. Laputa: Castle in the sky, a truly amazing movie, with imaginative characters, an amazing plot, and a bunch of awesome ships and robots. Love it. Shaman King, it's truly awesome, even if Hao or Zeke is the king of Douche-bags. He killed off so many awesome side characters...Which really pisses me off. Yu Yu Hakusho, the ending sucked badly...But, I do like a lot of the fights that went on, and there were some interesting characters that showed up near the end...Makuro and Hiei work so well together, and might I add that I find Chuu and Natsume a funny pairing. And I find how the three announcers, Koto,Juri, and Ruka, all going for Touya,Jin, and Mizuki, was a funny little thing...Good series all and in all. I liked it...Now onto the next series to read.. Okay, the ending was absolutely fucking horrible, so many of the characters had surprise pairings, it's like the maker was trying to find romance wherever he could, and he pulled some of those end pairings out of a fucking hat, I mean come on, the three announcers all gunning for those guys? What the hell? Oh, and how Roko fell for that Monkey-girl was ass-retarded. The ending sucked pretty badly, and it was even worse with the KeikoXYusake bull-shit, Keiko is an annoying,worthless,weak,short-tempered,tom-girl bitch, oh! Like Akane right? Yes indeedy-do!! Fucking bitch, Botan deserves Yusake dammit!! She's put in the time, the effort, and she's actually competent, she's ten times as good as Keiko. Hellsing, such a bad-ass character Alucard is, pity that he hasn't banged Integral yet..Oh, wait, he has, quite a lot...100 percent virgin my ass!! Alucard's been fucking her since she turned eighteen, took all her virginity's in one damned night, thats what damned well happened!! Also, the opening for the Anime sucks a big fat cocksicle, it's not that it's "bad" per say, but..it's just..well, not suited for the series tone and settings, I mean come on, Jazz? Why Jazz of all genre's? I like Jazz just fine, but for Hellsing, it's just..unfitting, I'd assume that a heavy metal theme would be the theme, or some pounding rock, not Jazz. I mean, look at Death note's opening, that epic The world fits it, or even What's People? Both song's fit Hellsing more then the actual theme...I'm sorry, but come on, Jazz isn't the music I instantly think of when I watch Hellsing, I think of some heavy metal or some dark sounding classical stuff. Gintama, sigh...Gin is the shit, and he's so funny...Sigh...If only we had a dubbed version of the Anime, weirdly we have a legal subbed version...Huh. Urusei Yatsura, fucking sweet series this one...Lum is so funny, Ataru's okay when he isn't in perv-mode, if only he'd be a little more loyal to Lum...He'd be getting it every night!! Pokemon!! Classic series, still awesome to this day, and one of the few 4kids dubs that was awesome. Sekirei. It's very rare that a harem series has a good plot, a wide and very varied cast of female and male characters, a male main character who ISN'T beaten up daily by some tom-boy bitch, and good and funny perverted humor with many interesting females. Sekirei mixs tasteful harem drama, humor,violence, and a wide rostar of many interesting female characters. However, the series is nearly killed in my opinion by the biggest retard and ditzs ever, Musubi, her sheer unrivaled stupidty nearly kills the series, luckily, the inclusion of actual female characters with personalty and wit helps wash away her stain on the series. I know I'm being really harsh on poor little Musubi-chan, but she's really that stupid, seriously, put a gun on a table and tell her to pull the trigger in her mouth and she'll do it the big breasted buffoon. I really don't like her, at least there's Ku-chan and the twin's... Blazer Drive, another masterpiece from Seishi Kishimoto, the story itself is good, but the concept is fucking awesome, get this. Stickers that grant Superpowers and magical skills...You don't get more origenal then that people. Beelzebub...It's one of the funniest series I've read, period. Seriously read it, it's fucking halirious. Monster Soul, another good one. Funny, has an interesting roster of characters, and is made by the same guy who did Rave-master/Rave. Check it out if you enjoy Monster's and some funny as hell characters. I'll add some more later on Favorite characters in series. Train Heartnet. He makes shooting people look so easy!! Oh, and Kyoko's awesome. Me, myself, and I. I love being me!! And did you know that setup is the best team in history? Rhyme!! Shinji Ikari. You can do anything to him, and it'd look good on paper. My idea? Go Go gadget atomic rifle!! Inspector Gadget X NGE crossover. It'll be big. Garfield: He is fat, lazy and sarcastic and he has topped every cartoon cat ever made. And he's still going strong after twenty seven years...(=OwO=) FEED ME!! Ah...Garfield, you keep on making me laugh my ass off. Naruto: What should I say about him? He has his own show, theme songs and he has the most powerful creature in all of creation besides Godzilla inside of him. Godzilla: He is the king of monsters and a massive force of unstoppable power, duh! Sonic T. hedgehog: You all know why he is awesome super speed, more power then SSJ level three and he is a furry to boot booyah! Kirby:He is GOD!! No really I love him he is pink, cute and as tall as my leg, plus he can steal any ones power for himself and then use them to pwn them like the noobs they are. One last thing suck it Pikachu!! Nintendo already has a uber cute mascot and his name is Kirby, so suck it like the bitch you are.. Samurai jack:He is so awesome, watch the show, every single episode and you will see why he is awesome. What are you waiting for? Get off your ass, go to Amazon.com or EBay, and buy the entire seasons collection and watch them. Don't go rent them, buy them now. What you're still here? Well fuck you, I don't have time for your BS. Go now, get off this profile page and buy them.. NOW!! Okay I'm really tired of you hanging around here you will leave now or I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish!GGGGGGOOOOOOO!! Ranma saotome: He is pretty fucking cool and he is a great source of entertainment, but I am pissed off with Akane since she's a total bitch 24/7. Winnie The Pooh:... I don't have to tell you saps why I love that bear, no way in heck do I have to. Tigger:... Ridiculously joyful and happy, good sense of rhythm, very good with kids, polite to women, ingenious mind of the next generation, and he's a cool cat... Why the fuck would you hate him?! Ichigo Kurosaki. The guy lost his mom at age seven or eight, became a soul reaper to save his sisters life, had a life or death struggle with a total bad-ass. And he has the love of one of the kindest women in Anime history. One miss Inoue Orihime. Yeah, I like em. Zaraki Kenpachi... He is the ultimate bad-ass... Him and Alucard, not the Castlevania one. The one from Hellsing. Monkey D. Luffy... God, I wish had a devil fruit power... Like... The Hana Hana fruit...Hehehe... Negi Springfield.. Ah, the only male in an Anime series that can look up a women's skirt and not get hit. He'll be such a stud when he grows up. Evangeline A.K McDowell... My favorite girl in Negima, if not of any series... Let's see Inner-Moka fight her!! Rozalin Zenon... She is the best girl ever made by Ichi Nippon, her and Etna... Adell... You sir, are the most lucky sonuvabitch ever!! Damn you for getting her!! Damn you to... Ah... Ahhh..uhh... Damn you to... Shit... Well, something even worse then hell!! Edward Elric. The guy is fifteen, can already kick more ass then people ten times his age and he can have emotional moments and still be a badass. Yes, he's cool, and he kicks ass!! Jio Freed... I'll say this about him.. He owns Naruto at any point in the series. I don't see why someone who liked Naruto would hate Satan Six Six Six or O-Parts hunter as its called here.. All of Jio's enemies are vastly superior to all of Akatsuki. The very scope of the plot is epic, pretty much we find out that Satan and the other demons/angels are actually humans that were given god-like powers. And the whole of the series is about two groups, the STEA military, and the Zenom organization. Both want the Angels and demons to unlock the power of evolution and space and time. Pretty much whoever gets a hold of this power can become the one true God. Ever see NGE? Neon Genesis Evangelion? Its like the the Human instrumentality project. All of Mankind would be transformed into an omni-powerful mind. So yeah it's ending was vastly superior to how Naruto's will be and Jio's allies kick ass. Ball's my personal favorite, him and Karin. Zero's damned awesome too, I'm not too fond of Cross though. I find him to be a little bitchy teen. He's the Emo character of the series. Eve, she's cute, funny, and she can kick ass. Thats about it. Gon freaks. He's pretty awesome too..Also, am I alone in thinking that he's already had sex with women before? Ein. He's damned awesome, oh, and Einherjar is bad-ass. And did I forget he took on a god and won? All for the sake of the women he loves? Yeah, eat your heart out Tenchi,Negi, and Keitaro. Zero, he's a fucking talking wolf. That can clone himself, and grow wings!! There's no reason why he isn't awesome. Pitou, she, yes she!! Is damned funny, and I do wish that she fought Gon earlier, would've made for a fucking awesome rematch.. Sigh... Felix, he's better then Issac in every single way, he's got a bigger dick, his balls are made of steel, and he isn't an Emo bitch. Three points for his favor, oh, and he's better at Psynergy too. And his outfit is cooler, he's got a better team, he's got a better hair-style. And he's got better motivation. Which proves that having a whiny bitch as the main character for an awesome RPG is nothing compared to having a Bad-ass as the Main character for an equally awesome and at some points better RPG. Oh...And he's a harem master, I think that Mia,Sheba, and even some of the enemy ladies want Felix's dick...HAHA!! Yoh Asukura, he's so lazy..But! He's easily one of the most awesome characters in any series ever made. Pity that compared to Hao...He's so weak...Fucking Hao.. Alucard(Hellsing version) He is the ultimate Anime Bad-ass next to Zaraki, the only thing I don't like, is the weird ass hat...Really, other then that he's awesome... Stun, truly a bad-ass character, and he can pull off the bad-ass look without coming off as an asshole or blood thirsty psychopath...Cough Gado,Xion cough!! Kohryu, my favorite mechanical mole ninja bad-ass, if only he appeared in more games... Bukuryu, best ninja-mole ever!! Next to Kohryu of course. Xion, ah... So awesome he is...If only he killed Long, that glasses wearing prick... Neliel Tu Odervank, Itsygo!! Ah, funny,cute, and has some of the best lines in Bleach...Pity she didn't show up sooner, and she didn't get the ability to switch from adult to child at will or at least according to her emotions...Whenever she's calmed down or in an Ichigo sex-craze she goes adult, whenever she's pissed or upset she goes child...I really wish Kubo had took a leaf out of Akumetsu's book and did what he succeeded with Evangeline, and used for Nel. Majin Buu, "I'll turn you to chocolate!!" Hahha...Dammed Baby Vegeta...Killed off the best villain turned good character of all time.. Bit Cloud, the best junk-dealing, joking, none serious, giant animal mech riding,team leader ever!! Sir Integral/Integra Wingates Hellsing, my favorite girl in Hellsing, bad-ass, competent, intelligent, strong willed, beautiful, and the only woman who can keep Alucard on a leash and not come off as a bitch. Kirin, pity he does not fight more often...Dammit but I love that pickle scoffing, three eyed, sake chugging, swordsmen. Ponzu, an intelligent cosplaying hacker...Best combination for a female ever. Greed, one of the most bad-ass side-characters ever made, it sucks some serious ass that he got killed off by the biggest bastard this side of Gendo Ikari. Chrono, god I love that red-haired Katana wielding, time traveling, harem-master, warrior. Lina, ah...Such a sweet,clever, cute, and adorable little archer she is...Go Ein go!! Yakari Sendo, my favorite little sex-hungry witch... Pity she hasn't had sex with Tsukine yet...Come on girl!! Bag yourself a man! Light Yagami, the most intelligent and slick bastard I've laid my eyes yet...Fuckin' L, stopping him from taking over his world...Stupid douche. Danny boy, one of the coolest demon children ever in the series, and he got killed off so fast. God dammit, he was so cool. And he had such an awesome power. Ria, another cool demon child, I liked her power, and she was so adorable...Pity she had such a bad memory and experience. Kefka Sunbeam, the name alone puts him on the list, and he has such cool eyes...Oh, and in the recent events of the manga, we see him do some crazy shit... Ramza Beoulve, such a cool character, and he broke the tradition of the later Final Fantasy games, by being an actual human being, he has feelings, he can relate to people and interact with them politely, he helps others of his own free will and because it's right, he can care for and love others, and most importantly, he doesn't over compensate with a massive sword or lame gun-blade knock off. The Terminator, second version of course, god but Arnie was such a bad-ass...Fucking T-1000. Grimmlock, my personal favorite Autobot, and the best fuckin' one in the series, T-rex mother-fucker, sorry, but I think Grimmlock should've owned Devastator's bitch-ass, hell, all the dino-bots should've ripped Decepticon asses... Sonny, he is so cool, and I love how he acts and talks...Pity he doesn't show up more often...Well, he did have some great moments so I'll let that slide. Lum, she makes Urusei Yatsura happen man, without her, nothing, dammit Ataru! See that sexy,awesome, and sweet Oni babe? That's your wife, that's who you love, have sex with her, AND STOP CHEATING ON HER!! FUCKER!! UAAAGH!! Okay, but really man, stop being a dick and go for her. Wario, I...Am fond of that fat,gross,and greedy bastard...But, my question is this, why, in,the,name,of,all,that,is,sacred, did he get turned into the gross humor man of Nintendo? Luigi, why Nintendo? Why make him a scared little pussy? Why? Serene, my second favorite girl in Riviera, dammit, but she's awesome. Sir Schmoopy of Awesometin. Again, like Kefka Sunbeam, his name is awesome enough. However, he's funny, and he's the best dual nunchuck using Wizard of all time. " I wanna cast a spell...I USE FLARE!!" Neku Sakuruba, haha! God dammit, I love that sullen hate filled bastard, who else can look so cool, and then utterly crush your hopes,dreams,and self esteem? Yahtzee anyone?\ Kusano Aka Ku-chan, ah yes...the cutest and sweetist girl in Sekirei...I LOVE HER SO MUCH!! Ahem, yes, well, she is very adorable, that is very apparent when she puts on that wagtail costume,with her tiny and sweet little face sticking out of it with that blush and innocent look on her face...Ahah, right...Well...yes... Hibiki and Hikari, my personal favorites, both of them are awesome and I love how they can be such vicious opponents one second, then burst into a rant about Seo's worthlessness...ANd he is worthless... Dachi, even if he is a clone of Jio just with red eyes, he's pretty awesome Blaze, hot damn! I love that cat, and she and Sonic make the best couple in the whole series, fuck SonAmy! SonBlaz is where it's at!! Midna, she is without a doubt, the best partner in Zelda history. Snarky, funny, sexy, cool,classy, and she is a very possible love interest for Link. Matsu, I fucking love her, she's so awesome, it sucks though that she hasn't gotten nearly enough screen time as she deserves..Fucking Musubi. Samus Aran, as Stuttering Craig said, the coolest bounty hunter in the universe...And the sexiest... Morrigan Aensland, fuck yeah!! The greatest Sucuubus in the entire history of any series ever!! Damn, but I love her...Also, that Fag Dimitri, who in their right mind even thinks that a woman like Morrigan Aensland would even go for such a steriod popping,fuck ugly, and obivously stuck up his own ass freak show? If anyone has a chance with her, it's fucking Alucard from Hellsing, Morrigan's got way too much class and actual power to go for Dimitri, she needs a man worthy of her. Which Alucard is, spell Alucard backwards for me flamers and retarded DimitriXMorrigan shipers, Dra-cu-la. Fucking Dracula!! The lord of all fucking vampire's, the most powerful vampire to have ever lived! If he's not better then Dimitri in your eyes, then you're just too fucking stupid to let live. Seriously, do the world a nice big favor, and jump into a pit of rabid lawyers. Earthworm Jim, ah yes...The greatest super powered worm in the universe...Groovy!! Haha! Yes, Groovy indeed. Rose, ah yes, the single greatest talking,female, winged,ribbon wearing, form changing,smart, funny, cat ever. Oga Tatsumi..Truly the most evil,nasty,shitty bastard to have ever been born. I love him!! Baby Zoro AKA Demon Prince Beelzebub. He does look like a baby Zoro, all he needs is a bandana,three swords, and a baby Luffy to complete him. Mamii, she's awesome, funny, sexy,powerful, and she has some of the funniest lines. Also she strips at a moments notice..Heheh, also she's a mummy babe, and think about her name. Mamii,Mummy,Mommy, see it? A pattern of awesomeness. Aki, another cool character, also he has one of the coolest forms ever. A Diwolf, which is a combo of a werwwolf and a demon I think. He's cool leave it at that. James, he's awesome and he gets one of the best forms ever. A transformer, oh and how his face always pops off is halirious. Teppa Aizen, something just endears to me to him. Might be his glasses, his perverted actions, his cloth weapon, or...Just because he's awesome! As of right now I'm starting to take my job as a writer much more seriously ,I used to be quite a horrible writer and now I think at least I'm getting a lot better. So be on the look out for new and much better fics when I'm done with the ones I'm doing now, so see ya!;P Favorite quotes from character's I like. Garfield: I hate Monday's. parody ranger red: oh snap! Aku:YOU CAN FLY?! Jack:No jump good. (That was fucking awesome by Jack he owns Aing.) Pigeon from the very first Fifel movie: Never say never. In case you're wondering yes I did see that movie I saw all of them and each one of them is a heart warming and entertaining animated movie, I put them on the same level as the land before time movies. My childhood was raised on those movies along with, Winny the Pooh, Tom and Jerry and the loony tunes god I miss them so much fuck the Bull shit thats on nowadays. I miss the old movies god I miss them. Homar simpson: DOH! Nermal: I am the cutest kitten in the world! Gollum: My precious.. GOLLUM! GOLLUM! Naruto: Dattebayo! Shadow the hedgehog: I'M EMO!! Shadow: kaosu tougyo! Japanese for chaos control Amy rose: SONIKU!! Welcome back hm hmm hmm hah hah hah ha hah... HAH AHHAH!! HAH... Koff koff bleagh... Eh, hehe.. hair ball. Mr burns: Hmm excellent.. Bart simpson: Eat my shorts. AGVN: This game is total gar-bitch!! AB Sasuke:Why do I always confuse logs with people? AB Sakura: I'm gonna continue my streak of uselessness . AB Anko: The one foot tall brick wall?! Where?! Ab Orochimaru:My names Steven ahh, viper. AB Gaara:Funk coffin!!" Boop chika boop chika boop, Gaara of the funk!! Yeahhahh.. AB Sandaime:HEY! Don't knock the pudding dragon.." AB Kakashi:Heh ha moo dance cow dance. AB Gamabunta:WHO THE (BLEEP) ARE YOU!? AB Ino:So Sakura, hows being a bombing bitch treating ya?. AB Haku"My friend will take care of them, mister poofy pajama pants. AB Neji:Like Hinata I know you're from the main family and all, but I'm gonna beat you most heinously. AB Shino:I like bugs. AB Iruka:Okay since Naruto's an asstard, you all have to do a basic transformation jutsu. Okay you fail at life..NEXT!! AB Tazuna: Say hello to Gilligan. AB Tsunami:Go to hell dad!! AB Tristan: My voice gives me super strength! AB Yugi: Super Special awesome attack!! AB head henchmen: Attention dualist's, my hair is assaulting you! AB Yami: Look at you down there, you're like smally mic small small!... Thats your name!" AB Sasuke: Oh yeah and I wanna kill my brother..Because he's an ass. He stole my last Klondike bar. AB King kai" Shut up Bojack!" Oh and"Nice job jackass!" AB Keiba: Screw the rules, I have green hair!! AB Asuka:Hello Shinji, and I'm a slut..I want your Di(Bleep.) AB Bakura:Hey Yugi, can I be in this episode?,...OH BUGGERATION!! AB Yami Bakura: Cards? Where we're dueling we don't need cards ..We're going to do battle with ancient Egyptian laser beams!! AB Marik:Quiet or I shall thrust my rod at you!! AB some dude wearing a cloak and controlling retarded motorcycle riders:Isn't that right my evil motorcycle riding Henchmen!?: AB Joey: BROOKLYN RAGE!! AB Weevil: FIRE FIRE!! YEAH NENENEHEHHEHEEHAHA!! AB Mako Tsunami: Does Mako Tsunami have to choke a bitch? AB Mako Tsunami again: I am not a freaky fishguy!! I shall murder your entire family for that!! AB Demon possessed Teddy bear: Your mother plays cards in hell!! AB Keith: Alas poor Yorick I knew him... In America!! AB zombie dualist guy: Brains? ( I dropped out of zombie school for this?) AB Yusake:Dammit, that was my alone time hand!! AB Yusake..AGAIN!!: FINGER BANG!! That song finger bang plays. Nappa:Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?! Vegeta"ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!" Nappa"WHAT NINE THOUSAND!?" Kyuubi the pimp: Fo shnizzle my nizzle bitchs. Kakashi: Welcome to khop. Steve the piranha plant:HI GUYS!!" Paul hammer bro:Thats it I'm throwing hammers!! Hal the Koopa:You're still getting paid?! Jeff the goomba:This candy's delicious!! Ganon: OH COME ON GOD DAMMIT!! HE HAS THE MASTER SWORD!! Geno the badass: MISS ME MOTHER FUCKERS!!: blows the fuck out of some random zombies: Now you know why I'm awesome. Indeed Geno indeed. Captain falcon"FALLCCCCOOON PUUNCHHH!! Solid Snake: Thats it sun, you're going down!!(Cocks giant gun.) Motherfucker. Solid Snake: Oh trusty old box, never failed me yet..Raiden will never see me coming!! Solid Snake: How about fuck you!!(Snaps a giant robots neck) Arghaga!! Fuck penguins!! Yahtzee: God knows what would happen if you put Bransten pickle onto No more hero's; possibly the universe would end, and it would be awesome. Hiei: Fools and scissors are both sharp when handled right. Sir Schmoopy of Awesometin: I wanna cast a spell..I USE FLARE!! Timmy the Evil: Isn't that right Professor Walrus? Shiki Masaki: I'm worthless,annoying, and stupid. She might have as well have said this line, with how often she annoys both Neku and you as the player. Anyone who plays this game and likes the pairing of Shiki and Neku are immediately going to be labeled insane, retarded, and a scourge on all series pairings in existence. There are so many glaring problems with the pairing it isn't even funny. Give Neku that reaper chick who messes with you early on, and starts perhaps the best Cut-scene I have ever seen, which sucks 'cos it's a cop out...Meh. Neku Sakuruba: OK, Captain Sappy. Roger that. Pehahah...Best line from him so far to date in my playing of the game. Neku Sakuruba: Then I wish I had more zippers...so I could tell you to ZIP IT. AHAHAHHA!! Another classic Neku line. Neku Sakuruba: Fun? Right. Every time you argue, you end up meeting halfway and getting nowhere. Oh snap! Harsh burn! Hahaha! Man, if only Neku would say that stuff outloud, it'd do wonders to shut up one of the most annoying characters in video game history, up there with Amy Rose and Dr. Wile. She's an annoying fangirl, and he's an annoying prick who doesn't know when to stay dead Neku Sakuruba: Wow. Thank's for giving it all that thought. Damn, Stalk..Er, Shiki just got her ass burned by that walking freakshow, and he still manages to think of something awesome to say. Dammit Neku!! Insult the bint for real! Neku Sakuruba: Kiss my ass, Josh. Ahah! Ah.even if Joshua is a much better partner and much funnier one then Shiki I'm useless and annoying Masaki, he can be rather annoying, still I like him. .Pein to Over rated pair of talking boobs.: Like Fuck whatever( Scene deleted by TV Tokyo and 4 kids for rating.) And thats what you get for being over rated talking boobs. Now here is my heading off of any flames, this entire segment was taken from a Flash parody on Newgrounds called The TRUE Death of Hinata. The actual characters have obviously never said these things, hence the term Parody.So take it out on the maker of that movie, I just liked it. Malo: I loath people who take advantage of the poor,unwashed masses. I'm sorry...But, Malo, saying this...Malo!! The freakin' baby face of Twlight Princess, saying these lines...It's just fuckin' awesome. Cornell: Not everything born of darkness is a threat to mankind Shuga: The only one that can color all things is the pit of darkness. Kuroki: No matter how dark it gets, the sun will surely raise again. Oga Tatsumi: ..Men...Don't freak out crying...You'll be made fun of. Oga Tatsumi: EVERYONE RIP OUT YOUR BRAINS! Oga Tatsumi: Being a man means.. Once you've decided on something, you can never go back. More and more Oga is proving to be a total bad-ass, he's what happens when you take Yusake Urumeshi then cross him with Ichigo Kurosaki and rip out the pussyification Yusake underwent with Keiho..I mean Keiko, and enchance Ichigo's semi-constant bad-mode a thousand fold. Lum Invader: DARLING!!SATURDAY NIGHTS ARE FOR MAKING BABIES! My quotes: If there was a cure for mental retardation we would have used it already on that crazy ass whore Brittany. One act of total hatred can destroy many words of love. Pity and mercy are for those who deserve it. A few small acts of love can help against a infinite amount of hate. Ignorance is a disease wisdom is the cure. Hentai: It's how little Anime girls and boy's are made. The world will end only when Chuck Norris and Mr.T say it does...So shut your fucking mouth about it. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile. If you think Naruto should have owned Sasgay's little fagget ass doing the battle of the end with Kyuubi's power, then put this in your profile okay? Support leextenten, narutoxmega harem and sasugayxno one. I have an awesome idea for a fic,okay get this Naruto in Ranma's place. He gets most of the Ranma 1/2 girls even Herb and Akane isn't a total psycho bitch this time around. She is in fact much nicer and a little more busty. Okay folks I've just noticed something, and that is the fics nowadays are getting more and more shitty. Its all I can do to avoid screaming my head off at all of the SasuNaru, GaaNaru, and fucking OroNaru yaoi bull shit that streams in every few seconds and why is that the only heterosexual pairing that gets update frequently is either NaruHina or NaruSaku? Which is superior in every way,shape and form to NaruHina! Flame me if you dare, you scum sucking bastards and bitches. Now I love pairings such as NaruTema, NaruKure and NaruAnko which is far more likely to happen then KakaAnko, now those two have jack shit in common other then the fact that they are both perverts, they have nothing else to relate to. Now Anko was hated much like Naruto was for reasons greatly outside of their control, Kakashi on the other hand was labeled a genius, was respected greatly so, he was also hailed as the copy ninja etc. etc. And overall? They will never, ever love each other so get over it bitches. Now out of these non NaruSaku pairings Naruto has the best chance of being with either Temari or Anko. ShikaTema? Thats' not possible at all as he would to quote find it troublesome to be with either her or Ino, he'll most likely be a bachelor in canon... If he survives the attack on Konoha.. If not, then... Temari is Naruto's girl now!! Now I'm sick and fucking tired of people like VFsnake, Lord of the land of fire and Foxxcom loving Hinata to death. Okay I'll admit once time skip hits she gets fucking hot, well as hot as an anime girl can be. But I don't like her that much and with most people loving her and spamming this site with NaruHina love fics where Naruto just at the flick of a switch loves Hinata automatically, claiming that he's always loved her and really hated Sakura... No fucking way people, Naruto has expressed his love for Sakura hundreds of times in canon, he truly loves her so no matter what you may say or think. Hinata has never even entered his thoughts at all besides that. Sakura is not that obsessed with Sasugay, now she may be a fan girl but she is not that crazy to slap Naruto and then try to kill him for bringing back Sasugay and just roughing him up a bit... Sigh, and FYI, I do like each of the above writers. I just hate Hinata, thats all. She is so overrated it isn't even funny. And for those who love Hinata, just don't talk to me about her, I don't like her, just respect that. Not everyone likes the characters you do, I hate Hinata, and I like Sakura, respect my opinion, and I'll respect yours. Thats all that really matters. And if you just can't do that, then don't even read my Fics, or my profile, leave. I'm not stopping you from doing shit, it's your free time. No she's not that shallow people, no one in this life or any other series will ever be that shallow .Not even the most slutty of cheer leaders is that shallow. And thats apparently what you people seem to think, yes, I know she's a fan girl but that dear boys and girls is just puppy love grown way out of control. Mr. Lee made a angsty pairing of the two that worked and painted an image in my head of a early childhood friendship that broke because of an Emo fuckwad of a bastard. Now rant all you fucking like, but NaruSaku has depth ,infinite potential and actual evidence of being made in canon! Oh, did I touch a nerve NaruHina fans? Oh, of course I did, Hinata will never be with him in canon bitches! Its true folks NaruSaku is happening, its a real canon pairing so get over it fuckwits! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHEHHHAHAHHA!! Get used to NaruSaku really happening Hinata whores and fanboys! W00T! Now I'll admit there are some things I don't like about her such as when she slapped Naruto in the face when he came back from the Sasugay retrieval mission, or was that just a mad Sakura hating thing? Tell me and show me actual evidence of that happening in the show, because with all of the Sakura haters spamming this site I really don't know what to be believe anymore. Now any two bit schmuck can write a NaruHina fic, but only a master can do a NaruSaku pairing and make it believable such as Mr.Lee, Pudgypudge, Kyuubi's Naruto and Sakura. And thus we have NaruSaku which I'll admit I fucking love but what can I say? The pink hair is hot and she's gotten more potential character development then Hinata, so I'll always hate NaruHIna and love NaruSaku. Plus unlike Whorenata, she's proven that she is worthy of Naruto and can be seen as an equal to him, where as the shy little slut has yet to say more then two complete sentence's to him... And I do know that I'll get a lot of abuse for hating that worthless little bitch, but.. I don't care!! Now this is something I've come to notice here, some excellent and epic writers as well as some scum sucking bitter little shits that have never wrote anything once in their time here...Cough flame rising cough! Don't have any favorites. Now you may think that isn't a big issue at all but hear me out, writers such as Dirty Reid, Froggy slice, Pudgypudge, Mr.Lee, Artful lounger, Devil'skeywriting,Andrew Joshia Talon! Yes him one of the most fucking epic writers ever. Even Hawk! Yes him he has favorites as well!They all have some kind of favorite stories and quite a few of them are incredible reads that define the word epic.. And some are based on their own preferences, but writers like Metroanime who wrote the epic fistful of omake,its a damn fine collection of Ranma 1/2 what if scenarios. Don't have any favorites, now my own personal beliefs are that either they have the highest of standards and won't read anything but the best of the best, as well as they may have accounts on other sites and it is there that they mainly operate. And the other one is that they are extremely picky and reclusive and once they have an account they hardly ever review, never reply to a review, don't answer any PMs whatsoever, they only write fics and do whatever it is that they do, such as real life? Now if you can prove me wrong that they do review fics I want a copied review of what they said and when they said it. See ya next rant when I feel like doing something. This folks is the average Naruto Yaoi fanfic's plot. Sasuke-kun and Narruto are walking alongside each other when Sasuke tells Naruto that he's always loved him while smirking like an asshole, Natuto claims that he's always loved him as well then they go and do the Magical But Seks!! Now we have the average yaoi High school fic, Sasuke is a foot ball player who's really gay and Naruto is the shy geek who secretly loves him. They fall in love within the space of one chapter then they do the Magical But Seks!! Now we have a pedophile fic, Sasuke molests Naruto while he's a baby then they do the Magical But Seks!! Now we have a animal fic and a vampire fic for the price of one, okay Naruto's a fox demon who gets turned into a human by Sasuke then they fall in gay love within one second and then they do the Magical But Seks!! Sasuke is really a vampire prince who captures Naruto as a slave and then he does the Magical But Seks!! And finally theres the dreaded M-preg fic, okay Naruto is either any of the above and then Sasuke impregnates him through the Magical But Seks!! Yeah thats about it folks are you surprised? I'm not because thats all there is to it. This is my own personal view on fics where Naruto is trained by some badass, and then he decides like a total retard that he wants to become Hokage for whatever reason. I mean its fucked up logic, why the hell would you go back at all? Really its an over used plot device that often is quite faulty in its reasoning, the kids beaten, abused whatever he's endured hell. And he thinks that by going back to that cesspool he'll get respect and love? Kid hows this for an idea, you stay with said badass in a place where you have family and friends and no demon brat bull shit. Really I'm sick and fucking tired of that over used plot device its fucking repetitive. Really taking him away from Konoha and raising him in a place such as...Riviera or maybe Midland he's got friends and family, I'm just sick of it really I know he's an impressionable lad, but really even a three year old knows that staying in a place where he's hated instead of staying in a place where he's loved is worse off. Is it just to much to ask for a Naruto who doesn't want anything to do with Konoha at all? Really you could have him raised in Yuki country or Nami country anything at all people, its your imagination and you chose where it leads to. Now I'm really sick of people saying that' Oh Naruto's acting OCC and he's not a total spazzatron and Sakura fanboy blah blah he can't be with her blah blah, Hinata is the only girl for him blah blah, he's supposed to be the dead last and all this bull shit.' Really its in the description people OOC, AU Tell me what does that mean? Out of character. Alternate Universe! Read between the fucking lines people, its called fanfiction not Fanon. Who cares if Sasuke isn't a total asshole? Who cares if Naruto really likes fucking Anko's brain out? And who cares if Hinata is gang raped and turned into a mindless sex toy? Its called Fanfiction, not piss and moan about how the story's not going the way you want it to. Heres an example Pudgypudge and his fic the melt. People are complaining and bitching about how Hinata seems to like him or about how Sasuke is more of an emo then before. Its sad and trivial for them, hell I got a review a few days back where a guy bitched about how Rin became Minato's wife. .. Right man, here's how it works, I write, you read. And that's how it goes, if you don't like it, leave. I'm not stopping you, and if you find problems with how the grammar is, tell me what's wrong, so that I may correct it. Or you can just be an asshole and say" The grammar sucks, and I think that you should stop writing for good.. You stupid retarded fagget!!" I'll hate myself for some time for acting like that. That's a basic flamer's review or comment. And ain't it just the perfect example? Okay now this one is going to be about one of the best anime pairings of all time, KoutaLucy... Yes they deserve each other for very obvious reasons, Lucy has had a hellish life and Kouta had a similar one. They belong to each other, and I support that pairing fully. I rather dislike Yuka, since she was a huge bitch to Kouta. Now I've read the manga up to chapter 49 and then I skipped it since I was eager what happens at the end and its a sucky ending because Lucy dies and as a rebound Kouta hooks up with Yuka. Lucy or Nyuu or Kaede are the only women who Kouta should love. And why aren't there more crossovers? Like what about Jio? From Satan six six six? He would be the perfect alternative to Kouta. So I love that pairing since its the most possible of anything else in that series. I also adore KoutaNyuu.. Theres just something about a clueless girl with the body of a super model having sex with an eighteen year old dude... I mean it could happen, Nyuu is always getting Kouta to grope her and I'm sure if given the chance she would have sex with him...Yuka is insane, really she's interested in having sex with her blood cousin and I'm not talking about like she's really removed from his family, no she's the daughter of his fathers sister and that translates into Incest.. Which normally I'm okay with but its like Hyuugacest not good at all people.. At best their child would be fucked up in the head... Bah, I adore Lucy because even though she's insane and murderous to every one except Kouta. She's a good girl who's had the most fucked life in any anime, even displacing Jio Freed from Satan 6 6 6 and Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto, because with them we're mostly guessing at what happened to them. Thus we have the whole village hates Naruto and beats him to a bloody pulp scenario,. But with Lucy..They up and show us what happened to her... And it ain't pretty people, not at all. Question people, what the fuck is up with AerisxSepthroth?! Really think people, he tried to kill Cloud and destroy every living thing in existence all at the whim of an ancient being that was the sworn enemy of her people. So where does a psychotic mass murderer fall for an innocent flower maiden who is in complete and utter love with cloud?! Really people you are either A. Fucking stark raving mad.B. You have never played the game or understood its plot.C. You're an insane fangirl who thinks that Aeris loves Septhroth for whatever stupid reason when he hates her and wants her dead!!.Or D. You are a fucking retard. And finally E. All of the above Bull shit. Play the game and understand that Septhroth is an insane cold hearted asshole who doesn't deserve Aeris and never will. Cleris is the one true FF7 pairing bitches. Tifa is a whore for obvious reasons. And I'm betting that she told Septhy where Aeris was so she could take Cloud for her STD infested body. Thats my own idea of the series. What the fuck is up with the Yu-gi-oh fanfiction section?! Really its only the Japanese names... What the fucking shit?! Does any normal fan who watches the series know the Japanese names of the characters?! Really Asuka... Question who the fuck is she? Oh wait her name is Alexis... Or how about Anzu, anyone know who she is? Raise your hands, you? You don't know? Well her name here is...Tea... Fuck..FUCK...FUCKKKKKK!! Really its as hard a T-rex shit to figure out... And yes I got that from AGVN so piss off... Now I don't know what jackass's idea it was to put the Japanese name only as a fanfiction tag, but I do know that they should have been shot in the face for that. Now us fans don't go by the Japanese names since we're born here... Okay now get this shit, Yu-gi-oh season zero is just a gimmick, we don't know their names here because apparently they are all Japanese names that are only used for about ohh.. The whole of the manga... Up until the dual kingdom arc... Right now I can't read fanfics because they all use those names. Please correct that piece of ass raping. Its hard enough to find fanfics without fucking up trying to figure out the names. So please fanfiction Admin's think this shit out now. FMA fans.. Why the fuck is Dante such a little used character?! I mean theres only two fanfics with her as a setting ones a shit fic, and the others a really short oneshot... Why? I mean I know Trisha Elric is the that one guy's wife, but really Dante in the Anime is listed as his former lover. That means general intimacy, as in hugs and kisses and intercourse!! Really if anything Trisha in the Anime is a crack pairing for him since he's obviously ancient!! I mean they said that Dante and him both came up with a body switching act, now that being said. Dante is said in Anime canon to be like a hundred something years old, this means believe it or not I don't care that he is also very old!! So he had Ed and Al with a younger, drastically so women. Doesn't that seem a little off to you? I mean even if he's inside a younger body, he's still got like eighty something years on her. That is what should be considered Pedophilia. He's old enough to be her great,great grand dad!! I mean damn is he virile or what?! So I'll end this now, Dante is such a little used character with a interesting and great back ground story. I mean the fans spam this site with EdWin and god forbid Yaoi shit fics\. Not that I don't like EdWin its just that why is Dante and Rose and even that one glasses wearing girl not paired with him? I mean its so possible given the correct amount of stimulation to pair him up with any of those three women, Dante could be the setting for an evil and psychotic Ed who's also probably bat shit insane. Rose could be an alternative to Winry, and that one girl is pretty obvious she might start off a foster-sister to him then it works into something else.. Please stop this mindless bashing of Rose for one she was led to believe a psychopath because she didn't know any better, what would you do if a man who could do alchemy without any given aid, said he was the follower of god and blah blah... You if you didn't know any better would believe him and follow him. It isn't her fault. For another thing, she does like Ed, she doesn't want him deader then a door nail for breaking her view on the world. If anything she would be grateful, sure at first she'd hate him but in time she would change her views on him. Its not in her character to hold a grudge. And Dante... She deserve 'smore fanfics and fanart. In the Anime she was the one pulling all the strings and she was the one that controlled the Homunculi. She is beyond a doubt in my mind, a hugely unnoticed and appreciated character. Who deserves more recognition then what she is given. Fans of the series listen to what I'm saying, please just listen. Now this is a special rant, why are Kikyo and Tomoe so hated? Okay the thing is most fanfictions that have Kikyo in Inuysha's interests are either angsty little one shots that suck hard, or are half assed at best. Why is she so hated? Well my thoughts are that it is because of the Kagome fangirls and fanboys, its like Akane. She hasn't done anything thats worth a fanbase, she's abusive,rude, arrogant, and she hates Ranma. Question? When has she done something remotely kind for him? She poisons him daily with her shit ass cooking, she abuses him at every given opportunity often for little to no reason. She blames him for everything she does wrong, and she's a total bitch 24/7. It is because of mindless fans who in my honest opinion never really watched the series or read it, it is because of them that we have crap fanfictions, she is spoiled and worthless as a character and a love interest. Okay bitch on about how sweet she is and how much she's been taken for granted, no she gets away with every little thing she does and she has never beeen held accountable for what she does. And for those who think for whatever shit ass reason why she works with Ranma, grow up and get an honest life. She is a bitch,cunt,whore,slut,and hoe. She deserves nothing less then death and torture on the most hellish of concepts. So heres the run down, most AU fanfictions of the two series are either InuKago or KenKao. Now I'm a man who enjoys a good AU fanfic, it often makes such an awesome concept. Unless its a high school fic which for the most part are Yaoi fangirl's pleasure centers, now I'm sure there are good High school fics out there. But they are dragged down by their shitty Yaoi counterparts. Now I do enjoy reading about a funny gay couple, Haruka and Michiru for example. They are an actual Yuri pairing and they work together very well, now I've yet to see a good Yaoi fic, which I'm sure there are though, there must be some really good and entertaining Yaoi fanfics out there, but they are dragged down and butchered by the Fangirls. Now I've known a few of them, and I don't have any problem whatsoever with gay people, its their life and they in my opinion as well as another persons know more about love then a normal straight couple. I have three gay neighbors who are really funny and cool guys, and I enjoy talking to them since they have a good opinion and they are really nice dudes. I don't hate the concept of gay marriage but Yaoi is not Hentai its gay fangirl smut, it is a sick and perverse twisting of a beautiful love between the same sexes. They twist and mutilate that concept, its completely sicking what they do to it. They have necrophilia, pedophilia,rape,incest,and the dreaded M-Preg. I'm appalled at what was once a chosen life style, and now its just jack off material for fangirls. Now back to InuKik and KenToe. They are both two pairings that work and mesh extremely well, they were in love with each greatly so, and one of these was broken by a shape shifting horn dog of an asshole. And the other was broken by a blind, old asshole. I support the two of them, Kagome I don't hate but Kaoru... I despise her, because she's only a replacement for Tomoe whichever way you look at it. She was at first a replacement then Kenshin fall for her, and she's still a replacement only less so. Now I've been inspired to write to my knowledge the first ever Dark slash murderous Kenshin. This Kenshin when he lost Tomoe didn't give up the sword, instead consumed by hate and rage he continues to kill people, he's like Seitou in that he follows his own way of brutal justice. This concept of Kenshin will kill almost every enemy he comes in contact with, some will be truly owned and butchered. He will most likely be paired with Megumi or if I can work it into the fic, Yumi. This is a true dark and almost bordering evil Kenshin, he will not let any enemy he fights live...And I went off topic, sue me, I tend to rant when I get started. So I now conclude this rant, I thank you for reading and now good night. Now listen up, nice and good people. I know I'm not an excellent writer, hell I could hardly even pass as mediocre( in my mind.) Whenever I read a good fanfiction I try and compare myself to that writer, and I often beat myself up for my lack-luster skills. I'll probably never be that good of a writer, but I'll continue on doing my thing, whatever it may be,reviews.PMs,fics, or even advice I'll do my best. So feel free to give me advice, aid,criticism,whatever. But please no flames,because I'll just sic my pet Hydra on your ass. So I thank you,because if you made it this far, then you'll have read through a long list of rants, and for that I personally applaud you. Heh, just joking. This has been a long obsession of mine, to find out who was the very first user on this site. This question also includes what they wrote and why, I've been wondering this for a long time, I'm guessing the first true Anime fanfictions were either a DBZ or sailor moon one, maybe Ranma? I think that the first Video game ones were LOZ or maybe Mario? For Movies Star wars, and I'm not sure about the TV sections. Now I really want to find about this thing, any and all help would be nice. Well see ya!! Now I've read only two FMA and Naruto crossovers that caught my interest entirely , and here they are. " Sin Alchemist" by maverick9871. This one is an evil alchemy using Naruto who's taken control of all the Homunculi, and its placed during the Chunin exams, for a run down Naruto owns Kubuto's behind in a fight and has Kyuubi as his girl friend, and the other is " Full metal fox" by eroslackerMicha formally know as Mberns2000.. I think that was his previous pen name, anyway I've been thinking of making my own FMA Naruto crossover. With him controlling the Homunculi as well, now this will be the first ever LustXNaruto pairing only, it'll follow the Manga since thats what I've been studying instead of the Anime. Also I won't write it until I'm much more experienced. So see ya then!! Now its time I tell you saps my favorite pairings in Anime and video games!! Okay first we go with Mahou Sensai Negima!! I enjoy Negicentric pairings, since the little kid is so adorable when he's flustered. I like reading NegiEva, reasons are because she's hot in either form and they work very well together, she's like a kid version of Rozalin except that she's a Chibi vampire and Rozalin's a demon queen. Next I enjoy NegiKono, they work so well, Konoka's got the cute older sister thing going for her, and Negi obviously likes her a great deal. Plus it makes more sense then KonoSets, I mean really Konoka is not a lesbian, she's never been one, and I don't hate Setsuna but she doesn't deserve Konoka, thats my explanation and I'm sticking with it. Next I like NegiAyak, because she loves him dearly, she has shown her affection for him numerous times, and I'm sure he has some kind feelings for her too, so why is she hated? She's a sweet girl, and she truly loves him. Now I have ChacNegi, she likes him I can see that quite clearly, and its like ShinRai, in that she's mostly emotionless and he's really shy, but she has her moments where she protects him or encourages him. And I think thats it, oh wait! I also like KuNegi, they have a good relationship with each other, and I hate Chao, I don't give a shit what happened to her, she's still a cocky, arrogant, and all around bad women, I hate her as much as I hate Fate. And thats saying something, since I hate him as much as the Birds from Ninja Gaiden... Damned poultry... This isn't an update for my pairings but a shout out to a very good friend and fellow writer!! Her name is Atemu Lotus, I recently started talking to her about three months after my creation of my first ever Bleach fanfic, you'll know when you see it. Now she is a very kind person, if a little busy at times, she's a collage student where as I'm still a high school student, Sophomore in fact. So as such I call her Atemu-senpai, or my nick name for her Akai-senpai, oh and Senpai? If you're reading this little note then I've come up with my nick name for you to call me!! =D Its Peiji-kun!! Which means Page kun!! Or you could call me Hon-kun which means Book!! Now back to her, I'm proud to have a good friend such as her, she's kind and very patient with me, plus she's made some really nice IchiHime one shots!! I'll admit it, I'm a IchiHime fan, but thats not to say that I don't read other pairings with the scowling carrot topped delinquent. I love IchiYoru since she's hot and it makes for some hilarious interactions with the two, I mean it's like ShinMasa, however Ichigo isn't an Emo kid, which sadly Shinji is, but he can pull himself out of his perpetual funk and kick ass with Unit 01. Now I also enjoy IchiRuki, it's very good when done right, but sucks horribly when done wrong. Just like NaruHina, I'm a NaruSaku fan for life people, now I love reading about NelIchi, she's cute and adorable in kid form, but hot and sexy in adult form, plus she's a highly entertaining women, that freaky eye patch guy( not Kenpachi, since he would stake my head on his sword if I insulted him.) that one guy Nontira? Screw it, you know who he is, doesn't deserve someone of her caliber, then theres the highly enjoyable IchiTats, they have the best friend chemistry as well as the protective and possessive friendship act, plus she has a lot of potential character development. So Domo Arigato, or thank you very much for being my friend Senpai!! =D See ya around!! Now back to my favorites... Yeah I do know I just talked about my favorite bleach pairings.. Heres something that doesn't concern my favorites... The Transformers Animated movie theme song lyrics!!BOOYAH!! TRANSFORMERS!! Something evil's watching over you, Prepare to strike, Transformers! Strong enough to break the bravest heart, To stand divided we will surely fall, Transformers! To destroy the evil forces of, The Decepticons! Transformers... TRANSFORMERS!! It's judgment day and now we've made our stand, The Battle's over but the war has just begun, Transformers! TRANSFORMERS!! ...Was that cool or what?! Best giant robot concept ever made... Period. Now heres a little thing I've decided to do, theme songs for characters of Anime, first off Naruto. Male Kyuubi: Whats up people?! Death note opening two. Listen to the lyrics of the song, Hey Hey... Human sucker! Ah.. Human fucker! Naruto: Chosen one. Shadow the hedgehog's good theme song. Sasuke: What I've done? Emo song by Linkin park. Fem Kyuubi: I feel like a women. Numerous singers. Itachi: Monster: By Disturbed. Kakashi: Right round baby right round: Dead or alive. Choji: Food glorious food: As sung by the vultures from Ice age two. Sakura:Sweet passion: Amy's theme song. Naruto being seduced by Kyuubi's power: Creeping in my soul. Bionicle the theme song of the Barraki. And thats all I have now. PM me ideas or review them. Remember only characters I know of. And as you can see up above this passage, I've got my favorite Animes up. Back onto my favorite Anime pairings, okay now we have Naruto. I love reading NaruAnko since she's suffered pain just like him, say what you may but Kakashi isn't worthy of her. Next I like NaruTayu, its one of the best pairings ever conceived far better then any other except for NaruSaku!! NaruKure is another that I love, sadly two of the best NaruKure writers have resigned from writing for whatever reason. Next I love reading NauTsu, but only when she's either younger or he is older but I have read two excellent fics where Tsunade has fallen for him regardless of her age. Next I love reading NaruFemkyuubi, it just fits to me. NaruTema, Shikamaru isn't even worthy of licking her feet, they talk for just a few times and then people automatically assume that she's in love with him?! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! Back to this, NaruTen. It works better then Neji since he's a prick regardless of how you think he is, Lee deserves her more then Neji anyway. Finally I love NaruSaku, best damn pairing in the series. Now I can go into crossover pairings, I love reading about NaruRoza, she really needs a guy who's on par with her, Adell just isn't man enough for her. The only reason she likes him is because of how much time they spent with each other, if we were to replace him with Naruto or.. Jio then she'd love them instead of him But thats that, now lets move onto Rosario+Vampire pairings. I'm a die hard TsukuneXKurumu fan, Moka in either form doesn't deserve him. Hell I wouldn't even give her Gin who I think hasn't gotten a lot of love...But back on topic.. I'm partial to TsukuneXYakuri.. Its like KeitaroXShinubu... It's a good pairing lets leave it at that. Heres is an idea that I've been roasting in my brain, the first ever Satan 6 6 6 Disgaea crossover... It's a good idea, I mean Jio kicks ass and his very character fits a demon. He wants world domination in Canon and at the end he gets it in a way. In fact the ending is very ambiguous to his fate, we're lead to assume that he's dead but they never did say if he was gone. Hell, they said that he was transported to another world entirely..Makes you think don't it? But this deals with an AU version of Disgaea two and the beginning of SSSS. During the later chapters in the Manga we found out that Jio got his boomerang(Zero-shiki) after he met his lupine teacher Zero. And that happened when he was eight, then he trained with Zero for a year. My idea is that he meets Zero at age five, thereby starting the chain off sooner. I think that Adell got his village demonized when he was a baby. But I'll change that after I confirm it, so the main plot is that Adell's mom summons him while trying to bring forth the True lord of hell AKA Satan or Lucifer. Edited to prevent spoilers. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals Funny how people stereotype others, ain't it? Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources 100 Rules of Anime The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply. #2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud #4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a #6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are #10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a #11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. #12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. #13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly #14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any #15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of #16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form #17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The #18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, #19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at #20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and #21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t... #22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little #23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost #24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, #25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly #26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: #27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of #28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate #29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of #30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are #31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is #32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and #34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable #35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, #36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is #39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely #40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get #41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal #42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it #43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43. #44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a #45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the #46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or #99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. Here is my idea for the one hundred laws of Anime thing. If you want to, go check it via Google, for all Anime fan's you'll laugh your ass off at some of them... Or you can just read it here, feel free to correct me on my law, this doesn't include flaming me for doing this. Also ask my permission to copy my law, and tell me if this has already been done in the aforementioned list. So I can delete this, and then talk to that person, because if they could come with something just as funny and awesome as these aforementioned laws, then they'd be so cool to talk and chat with. # 101- Law of The Deus Ex Machina. Every main character be they male, female or even transgender, must have an overly powerful hidden technique, power, or weapon. This includes but is not limited to, powering up to a whole new level, gaining an entirely new outfit, wielding a magic weapon of ultimate power, having your mecha glow with power and then transform into an even bigger mecha, or just gaining a new body. If a ' Bad guy' uses his/her DEM( Deus Ex Machina.) he/she'll always transform into one of three things, a giant misshapen monster with any given number of heads,spikes, claws, and the occasional tentacle and wing, a bigger and often faster body with any number of grotesque add ons, or just gain a new outfit complete with an evil weapon that corresponds to a ' Good guy's' weapon, for men this could be either a sword or a gun, for a girl either a staff or a spear. Also no matter how powerful a ' Bad guy' may get they will almost always lose to a ' Good guy', but for certain circumstances a ' Bad guy' may win and defeat the ' Good guy' but they'll almost instantly lose after a period of time in which the ' Good guy' may gain a new weapon or power to defeat the ' Bad guy' with. This law goes with laws #55, #56, and #62. Now this rant is kinda special, for one the fic's nowadays are getting far less original. Sure there are some good writers still fighting the good fight against the plague of bad Fanfiction writers, but many have resigned for numerous reasons, or they haven't updated in years. I know real life is a bitch and a half to get through, but it's not that hard to put out a notice or actually say that it'll take a while for them to get back. It's really sad, a lot of the Really good fic's are from way back in 02 or 04. The NGE section is an example, and the Ranma section is one as well. Most Fanfic's are crappy because the writer is plain and a simple, a N00b. I was one once, and now look at my improvements, I've purposely left my two earlier works out just to prove that a person can improve from what they once were. Read my previous fics and then read the ones from now, there is a world of improvement between the two. And I just know that in time some one will read this message, when they do then listen to me, everyone can improve no matter who they are. Some of the best ideas came from new people, who knows? We might even have the next MetroAnime on our hands, or even a new Hawk or Dirty Reid. So see ya soon. This is The Lord Of Pages 1692, over and out. Here's something for you, the Hinata hating club. This is something I've just thought up, it is a group made for hating that worthless whore. It is a thing made by myself, as I'm sick and fucking tired of NaruHina... God I hate her so much, she's useless, over-rated, creepy, and weak. I personally hope the bitch is dead now, and good riddance to bad rubbish. All hater's of her may join. Also I'll be making a C2 devoted for Anti-NaruHina. This'll be a thing for hater's of her to read non NaruHina fic's, so look forward to it...And people who are pissed off by reading this... Shut the hell up, it's my C2, you don't have to look at it, I'm just doing something that I think would be cool, and if you don't like it, tough shit. I'm going to do it, and flaming me without good reason won't stop me, I'm not going to leave just because you insult me, and tear into me. I'm just voicing my opinion and beliefs, I don't like Hinata one bit. I hate her, and thats my choice, if you don't like what I'm saying about her,leave. I don't care if you love her and Naruto together, thats your choice and I'll respect it. And I would like it if you did the same for my preferences, I'm fond of all the above pairings, and you can ship KakaAnko,ShikaTema,AsumKure,JaiTsu, NaruHina, ChoIno, and SasuSaku. I don't mind, thats what you like and good for you, I just won't read those fic's, and again it's my choice. You have no say in what I like and read, same for me. So before you flame me for no good reason, delete it, and just think about what you were about to do. I thank those who are smart enough to understand me, and I'll wish good will to you all. I've changed so greatly from when I first came here. And I'm proud of those changes. Here is what I think would be the perfect flame for someone to give a writer," There are a few grammar mistake's here and there that brought this fic down for me, such as spelling if instead of is and blocking word's together, such as Dont or isnt. Besides that, there is no good explanation as to how( insert character name) learned that technique in only a chapter. Also, I'm unappeased by your lack of character development, and how you just threw that plot twist without any warning. If you want my honest opinion, read other fanfiction writer's fics and then compare your errors with their own. And if you truly want to improve then read book's, get a good feel for your own style of writing and then implement it into your fic's. I'll be looking forward to see how you have improved." See how that was? It was an unbiased, informative, and down to the point in what he/she found was lacking. And notice the lack of curse-word's, that is my own opinion what a flame should look like, nothing like this," This shit fucking sucked!! You made so and so look an idiot!! You're not a good writer so quit while you're ahead!! Loser!!" See how much that one sucked? That's a stereotypical flame. And I'm very disgusted by it. That's what no fanfiction reader should ever use in a review. Again in my own opinion. I hoped you enjoyed that little flame up above me, and I do so very much hope that you learned something from it. Heres an little teaser for a Disgaea Naruto crossover like no other!! Tis called," An Overlords gotta start somewhere." Guess who that is.. No Super-Omega-God-Laharl here baby!! He's the same level as when you first play the game...One... And his ever so loyal(sarcasm) vessels Naruto and Etna will be with him every small step to watch him fail!! Oh, and did I forgot to mention Itachi the weasel?" Rarrdup!" Theres the little bugger now. See ya when it comes out!! Sigh... Flaming someone is never good to do, especially when you don't know what you're talking about and you accuse someone of something they haven't even done. This site was made for people who like a series, and want to write stuff about it, it is not a place for abuse and insults to be thrown around. I'm tired of people being so damned rude and abusive just because someone mentions their opinion, and for some people(like me) a flame that does nothing but heap abuse and insults you, just proves that the writer doesn't really know what they're talking about. I'm just trying to make Fics that entertain people and have them enjoy it. I'm not doing this for money, for fame, for friends, I'm doing this because I like writing. And it's nice to see that people enjoy what I write. However, there will always be critics that can't stand other people's work. Just because it's a world where you can voice your own opinion, doesn't give you the right to insult and tear down someone else. This is why so many good writers just stop, people who can't just take a hint, and leave them the hell alone. This and Real Life, why must so many potential greats be brought down by rude, intolerant, and just all around mean people? It is truly sicking to see so many good and awesome Fic's be dropped just because some A-hole came in and threw a hissy fit on how it's done, it's a Fanfic, if someone wants to kill off your favorite character, they had a reason, if a person felt that a sex scene wasn't needed, they most likely didn't want to or didn't feel that it was needed, if I wanna have a real dark moment where a main character female is brutally raped and then killed, I'm going for a darker tone and later, I'll fucking kill that sonuvabitch, if a writer wants to kill someone off,let them, they probably had a good reason for it. We are writers, it's our job to entertain others, and make them cry, laugh, smile, and enjoy reading Fanfiction. Just because someone flames you, don't fall to their level, keep on doing what you enjoy. Write Fanfics, enjoy life, and be happy. And for all those who read this message, heres looking at you buddy. This is the Page lord out!! Now for something random and crazy. If you could have a monkey, any species, what would you call him/her? And of what kind of monkey? I would have one of those tiny monkeys, the kind that you can carry around on your back... Like the one from the first Indiana Jones movie, I'd call em..Bob, or Steve... Or even captain Sprangle McDoogle foop ala coop dil whoop. But I'd still go with Bob. Whoa. I've just read the Mary Sue article on Wikipeda... It's funny as all hell, if you want to understand what a Mary sue is and what exactly she can be defined as, read it.. You'll laugh or learn from it, hehe.. Just like Hinata is being turned into a Canon Mary Sue, fucking overrated bitch.. I mean, really, she's now more then ever a Mary sue, just look at the tons, literally tons of Hinata centric fics or male pairings for her. Good damn, I hate her, hehehah.. I hate her, she's made out to be better then she really is, a clear and now classic example of a Canon Mary Sue. Fuck it, I'll get flamed for this,so.. Bring it on ya bunch of bitches, I'm asking ya to just try and get me. I'll roll with it and then blast you with five times the flame, I hate Hinata, thats all there is too it. Now that I've cooled down some, no I don't hate Hinata Hyuuga, I just hate how popular she is. She is as flawed as everyone else in the series, and she doesn't deserve a lot of the fame and love she get's. But still, she is a good character just one I'm nutrual on Check out this site and feature if A. You're a cynical gamer and have no love for any of the main stream games except for a few. B. You're someone who enjoys seeing stick figures on a yellow back ground kill each other and do stuff for your amusement. And C. You're over twenty and you saw most of the early video games and laughed and cried over some of them. The escapist.com. Zero Punctuation. Is it just me? Or am I the only one who hates Zoro X Robin? For one, Zoro hates her, and didn't trust her all throughout the time they've known each other, and last I checked. A relationship with only one person trusting the other is never good, also, Zoro's too concerned with his training and his sleep to be even interested in the slightest for romance, and if anything, he's not going to go proclaim his love for anyone. He'd have a hard time of it, since I'm sure he's not good with subtle emotions or feelings, he's blunt, and he'd show it psychically. Also, he's already got a woman, Tshrugi! Well...I'd think it'd be kinda funny to see her and Smoker together..Anyway, point is, Zoro's not interested in Robin in the least. Here's something I've noticed, the repetition of Harem main male character's. Why are all of them save a rare few masochistic pussies? Case and point, Keitaro Urishima, no sane guy goes for a woman who beats you to a pulp and then launches you half way across the entire nation. Why? Why is that feature so fuckin' common for male characters? For once, I'd like to see this. A male character in a Harem series who if a crazed bitch like say..Akane or Naru came by and tried to hit him with a mallet or fist, he'd grab the mallet and crush her skull and brain in, or grab her fist break it then snap her neck. What I'm getting at, is a guy who doesn't take any shit from any one, even if they're a girl. And my idea, is that even though he abuses the women who try to hurt him, they all want him regardless. That is what I truly want in a Harem series, a guy who'd soon break a girls face then date them, and yet he's wanted by everyone. I'm not saying that he's an asshole, just someone who'd beat the shit out of a girl if they tried to hurt him. It's a recurring theme in Anime, why when a girl hits a guy it's perfectly alright and accepted, yet when a guy beats up a girl, he's labeled a pervert or asshole. The don't hit a girl thing is in my opinion total BS, if women want to be treated as equal to men and to be thought as independent, then they should get hit as well. I'm not saying to go punch a woman for no reason, but, that if they try to hurt you or kick you, you should do the same to them. I believe quite firmly in the Eye for an Eye Tooth for a Tooth philosophy. If someone hits me, I hit them back, just to show that what goes around comes around. Funny, I want off track for a bit, but the main point I'm trying to make, is that the tired old don't hit a girl because it's wrong thing is Bull shit. I want a main character in an Anime, that when a girl tries to hit him, he beats their ass into the ground, he doesn't just take it like a little bitch. He kicks their ass, and then leaves them in the dirt. Thats what I want. A breaking of the norm, a new thing, and most importantly, a guy who's not a pussy. Heres what I hate the most in both real life and fictional series. The bad boy is sexy and cool theme, why do women have such a shallow love for the bad boy image? I hate it, a guy who treats a woman like shit, and just hurts them and yet they love him, while a friend who does all his best to be there for them is labeled as annoying or just a friend. I hate shallow women, they're just a waste of life, I hate women who are disloyal to the men who care for them, and I hate men who do the same. I'm truly against women who sleep around, who just go to any number of men for pleasure, what I mean. Is I hate sluts, women who use men for sex and only care about their own pleasure and don't care who with. Women like that piss me off, it's all well in and good for fiction, but in real life it's just sick. For men who sleep around with any woman though, they're called studs..I call them sex-craving scum-bucket fuck-wads. I hate guys who treat women like crap and then expect them to bend over for them. I hate that, guys who do that just piss me off. I'm sixteen people, I'm very against sex without love, and I know I'll be a virgin for quite some time, but then again, I'd sooner keep it then go lose it to some whore and get an STD for a reward. Thats my opinion. Today boy's,girl's,men,women, and hermaphrodites, we're gonna talk about crossovers, well...I'm going to rant, and you're going to read,shut up, and listen. First off on a topic that bugs the crap out of me, Ranma and Tenchi Muyo, going by someone who's read through the fic archives looking for one simple concept that a lot of people seem to have trouble understanding or liking, why is it that Ranma always has to enter Tenchi's world, never Tenchi going into his world or having to deal with his exact problem's. Further more, what is so fucking taboo about Ranma having Tenchi's life? If we're gonna do a crossover between the two, at the very,very,very least. Have Ranma deal with his problems, be creative, as a fan of both series, I'd love to see a PROPER crossover done, and for all the fic's that bare the name Ranma Muyo, none of them are what I want to see. No Ranma in Tenchi's shoes, no Tenchi in Ranma's shoes, just constant crap that does absolutely no justice to either series. Who gives a shit about Ranma helping Tenchi with his problems? Who cares about Ranma's mom being a goddess or some shit? I want a fucking fic where Ranma's related to Yosho, he meets Ryoko, and deals with all the shit that Tenchi did. No him going into Tenchi's life and dicking about, no Ranma messing about with Jurian tree-ships, and most certainly no Ranma being related to Goddess so and so. Just pure Ranma dealing with Tenchi's life. I saw a great Naruto fic that did that, sadly the guy doing it hasn't fucking updated in a year..But that's besides the point. Another thing, Oh My Goddess!! What is so taboo about NOT giving Keichi Belldandy,Urd, and the rest? I'd love to see a good crossover with someone like..Ichigo for example having to deal with each sexy Goddess, or Naruto, like you can do this, it's this easy. Kyuubi is the former queen of hell, we all know what happened to her, but she's honer and soul bound to each of the Namikaze blood line, going as far back into the time of Naruto's Ninja's, she's been with his family son after son after son, and now, wants to make the current incarnation of Naruto the king of hell, and kick Hild's tight little ass out of the chair. So, Naruto deals with the Goddess' because he accidentally called them while he was in a ramen withdrawal grog, Belldandy pops out, and quickly falls for him. Then we go through the series as such, with minor alterations to allow Naruto's friends and family in. See the above? If a guy who's never read an issue of either series could come up with that, then imagine someone learned in both could do. And no wishy washy Belldandy's already bound to Keichi, you know? Fuck him with a giant steel spiked dildo, let someone else be with the sexy Goddess', like Ranma, Ichigo,Luffy,Negi, maybe even Yoh Asukura? Just be fucking creative, don't continue to go by," Keichi and Belldandy are the best pairing evr!" Script that everyone else goes by, go wild with the crossovers, put the main character of each series into Keichi's unworthy shoes. Say what you like, but no one as much of a pussy as Keichi even deserves to touch a thread of Belldandy's dress. Give Ichigo a chance...," THE HELL ARE YOU!?" " I am a Goddess first class. And you are Ichigo Kurosaki, the one who needs a wish granted...Very much." Or.." OWAHAAH!! W-who are you?" " Sssh..Calm down Kiddo, I'm just here to grant you a wish..And drink some Sake..." Like I said, be imaginative, and try to work both series into one, no having one series go into the other, blend both into a wonderful combo. Next thing, why the lack of Rosario+Vampire Negima or Harry Potter crossovers? Negi's the perfect match for Yukari, and it'd be fucking hilarious to write an interaction between them. Also, it'd be interesting to see the impact that Negi's absence at Mahora academy would bring, he was the catalyst for all the crap that went down there, and what would become of some of the more...Powerful characters when they go into Makai Academy? Full power, true form Evangeline Vs Inner-Moka anyone? Owned in so many ways. Or what about this? A crossover between say...Oh...Negima and Xxxolic? Fucking Yuuko training Negi, best idea ever. And it'd be funny too, sadly the fan-fiction community are stuck on over-done ideas and no imagination or proper grammar for that matter...Speaking as a former shit heap writer, I know what the hell I'm talking about. Also, it's good to try new and fresh ideas, sadly so many FF writers have decided to be little whiny bitches and run out on their millions of expectant and eager fans, simply for stupid or not so good reasons, real life is a bitch, but try to put in some work, or at the very least, make closure of some kind. You owe the fan's that much, they took the time to go in, read the stuff you put hours into, and loved, and inform their friends on it's content and quality, you owe them an ending or a proper adoption of it. Thank you for reading this well thought on rant about crossovers, and then think before you post that crossover between Naruto and Oh My goddess where Urd or someone else goes and helps him while Belldandy and Keichi make worthless little half human babies, and then delete it. And give Naruto his deserved Goddess' harem, and let Keichi stew in his worthlessness. That's what I want, and do think on it. And yes, Keichi is a good match for Belldandy, but let him have some varsity in his women, Urd,Hild, Skuld perhaps? Or let some other guy get some Goddess' loving. This is a little rant that I must get out before my brain explodes from the massive amount of stupidity in it..Ranma-chan fic's...All...Fucking...SHIT!! I HATE RANMA-CHAN BULL-SHIT!! FUCKING OOC SHIT THAT CLOGS UP THE RANMA ARCHIVES!! Huh...But really, they all are, OOC to the extreme. I know it's fanfiction, and I know this is taken to be a fact that so many people tend to not go with, which is that you can do what you want with a series universe,multi-verse, or negaverse. But, making a very,very,very big mistake like changing a really set in diamond fact of a character. Ranma, despises his curse, he hates it, and he wants it gone beyond any point of doubt, Ranma-chan fic's, trample all over that. For one, it's OOC to unforgivable levels, he'd sooner kiss Nabaki, then be locked into his girl state for any amount of time, when he was like Herb, he hated it. He wanted the damned thing gone and done with, and he used that ladle, in the hopes he'd get rid of it. He has gotten somewhat used to it, but he still hates it. He's never going to like it, and I hate Ranma-chans, they're all shit, sure some of them have good writers and crap, but the idea itself is flawed and utterly unusable. It's fucking blasphemy in that series to even hint that Ranma likes his curse. He ain't lesbain people, and it's pretty much hinted that he's not at all tolerant of that concept, although he still likes women, he's sickened, and uncomfortable with it. He doesn't do that, and he hates it. Two, it's a flawed concept, as a main rule of thumb for me, I hate Ranma-chan fic's, I go along reading what looks like an awesome fic, then BAM! Ranma-chan lock, he likes it, he's a dyke, fuck it. I despise that idea, and it's not all enjoyable to me. I love crossovers, and I love Ranma, where could you go wrong with those two concepts? Pehah, yeah, you can go wrong with that. As a rule for me, Ranma-chan fic, equals shit. That's just me, then again I'm the kind of guy who's against anything with Akane and Ranma together in a character selection, but then again. She's a bitch. And Ranma doesn't need a psychopathic crazy ass bitch after him...And I wrote this after a long night of cruising the Ranma fan-fiction archives looking for good None Ranma-chan fic's. Did you know that almost all the Oh my Goddess and Ranma crossovers suck? Or that most are just Ranma-chan's? Here's a challenge that those who care and read about might like. A Terminator NGE crossover, all the elements needed are there, the Rei clones, easily made into cyborgs or robots, the mass produced Eva's ,giant doom's day machines, the three Magi Skynet or Skynet's, and Shinji Ikari as John Conner. I'm no expert on either series, but for those who care and want to, it's there. Like I said, the elements are already there, it's a simple implementation of characters, themes, and areas. Make Tokyo two, that ruined and flooded old city into the secret base of the human resistance, Shinji as the main character who knows what will happen, and Rei as the iconic Terminator, she fits the quota all ready, also, here's a thought, Touji or perhaps Kaji as his main man, Misato or perhaps his actual mom for well his mom, and the three magi, as the rogue super-computers hell bent on killing all of humanity, from what I know, they're not all that different then Skynet, they perceive a threat, and go to get rid of it. This would be an awesome crossover that fit's in so many levels, for fan's of both, go nuts. You don't need to follow my challenge, since this is from an outsiders imagination with no experience in either series, but I just thought it might work. You don't need my permission or crap like that, just send me a PM if you like that concept, and are committed to doing the series justice. Also, if you do PM yours truly, send me the title, the name, and I'll alert it. If this has already been thought of, wrote, and done. TELL ME!! I wanna freaking read it!! It better be good, because both are awesome series, and if you're gonna do a good crossover, it better be done right. Doing the characters and settings the justice they deserve, no fucking around and just putting one or two characters in that one series, go the whole way with it. You wanna know something weird I just thought about? Tsunade can fucking rip someone's head off just by flicking them lightly, and yet somehow people honestly think she can get raped...What? The woman can rip off a guy's dick in the time he takes to breath, she can crush a mountain with just her fingers, she can make the fucking world shake, just by punching it, she isn't going to get raped in any case. But, she can be beaten, I don't doubt that, regardless of who she is, she's still human, a blow to the heart would make an instant kill, being blown to just chunks of meat would be an instant kill, being burned into just muscle and bone would be an instant kill, she's human,just freakishly powerful. I like her as much as the next guy, but she's still a human character. Still, she and Naruto work crazy well together, her seeing her brother and her lover in him being a creepy combo, but still, they're close. If you ever have or ever will be distracted by a shiny light, thing,object add your name name to this list: TheLordfPages1692 | |||||||||||
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