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Author has written 8 stories for Pokemon, and Super Smash Brothers. Happy New Year! -sob- Ok. Skip past this if you want to read other updates. FREAKING HELL, PEOPLE. STOP OBSESSING OVER TWILIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT TO LIKE IT, BUT... STOP. RUBBING IT. IN. OUR. F--KING. FACES. I really don't like to swear, normally. I apologize for any profanities that follow. Ok, rabid fangirls. You've all shoved your opinions down our throats, and now it's time for me to humbly express mine. I F-CKING HATE TWILIGHT. Seriously. Edward is a lovesick ass. He's pathetic, and a control-freak. And Bella- OH FRICKING ARCEUS, DON'T GET ME FRICKING STARTED ON BELLA. LET THE PROFANITIES ROLL. LOL. She's supposedly irresistible. All the (censored) bastards in the school want her. Well if you call a fake, selfish, poser, ass-hole, mary-sue, bitch, ass whore irresistible, then I seriously pity you. Seriously. AND SHE GAVE UP HER WHOLE F--KING LIFE AND EDUCATION TO MARRY A SPARKLY 'VAMPIRE'. W T F. I'm really scared to read Breaking Dawn. After reading Damned Lolita's Breaking Dawn rant, I'm really not sure I want to know what happens next. Really, if you look at it in a way, the series isn't too bad. If you look past all the sparkly-sue vampires, undeveloped 'TRUE LUFF' mary-sue heroines, pedophilic werewolves, RAPING, STALKING BOYFRIENDS, RANDOM TEENAGE MARRIAGES, and whatever other shit I've forgotten to mention... Then yeah, it's good. It's well written, in a way... FRICK, DID I JUST SAY THAT?! Believe it or not, there actually are some characters that I sort of like. Alice, Jasper (I wish he had succeeded in killing Bella. >:D) and Jacob (THAT WAS BEFORE he fell for Bella's damn fake poser mary-sue bitchiness, and... -reads Damned Lolita's rant again- IMPRINTED ON THEIR DAUGHTER? OHSHIT)... And I'll admit, that I did sort of like the series at a few points. I disgust myself. -_- Really, they say these books are horror/romance. Frick, the romance made me want to be sick all over the book. IT WAS SO DAMN SOPPY, SUPERFICIAL, SEXUAL... THEY WEREN'T IN LOVE. THEY WEREN'T SOUL MATES... THEY JUST WANTED TO F-CK EACH OTHER. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS WHAT THEIR ROMANCE WAS: Mary-sue attention whore moves to town and finds pretty-boy sparkly vampire. Pretty-boy sparkly vampire rejects mary-sue attention whore because of her smell. Mary-sue attention whore cries. Pretty-boy sparkly vampire talks to mary-sue attention whore. Mary-sue attention whore is happy. Pretty Boy sparkly vampire saves mary-sue attention whore and confesses vampirism. Mary-sue attention whore falls in TRUE LUFF. Edward's 'perfection' also made me sick. So having your blood sucked by the living dead makes you attractive. Right. And yet, almost every girl (and a lot of the guys, although they don't want to admit it >:D) that I know wants to screw him. People. WTF. Get over him. HE'S A SPARKLY MARY-SUE VAMPIRE WHO'S GAY FOR JACOB AND WANTS TO STALK (not to mention RAPE) BELLA AND TAKE CONTROL OF HER LIFE, BITCHES. And I don't even feel sorry for her. She can screw her SPARKLE-SUE vampire all she likes. And there's aother thing that disgusts me. They call him a VAMPIRE. They call this HORROR. I'LL GIVE YOU HORROR. >:D And Vampires. -calls for Oren (figure out which of my pokemon he is XD)- >:D So all I can say is that Twilight has left some pretty sick images in my head. T_T Ughhh... ... I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ANYONE ELSE WHO LIKES TWILIGHT. JUST THE RABID FANGIRLS/BOYS UPDATE: Internet still screwy. >>; OMG NEW ANIMEEEEEEEEE: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni. See updated anime section for more info. Frick, people, our house was robbed while we were away. Meh. Only jewelry and a few cameras were stolen. Everything else seems to be here, but the place was trashed. Nothing broken, however. UPDATE: I'm really sorry that I've been so dead for a while. Internet ish screwy. D: Also, I added a seperate couple section purely for yaoi/yuri couples. So, err... Go check if you're not going to totally flip out on me- Actually, you know what? Come and flame me. You homophobes make me laugh. :D I also have a sudden obsession with the couple JirachixGiratina. :D LET THERE BE LOVE! I've been watching some new anime. :D See updated anime section. In fact, I've updated a few sections. Just so people know, if I don't reply to your PMs immediately, it's not because I hate you. I just don't check my emails that often. >>; Sorry. Also, I can't reply to every review I get. XD; Once again, sorry. I cleared a few things up with someone on here, so I'm in a good mood again. :3 PROUD MEMBER OF THE META-KIGHTXJIGGLYPUFF ARMY! Position: The Evil One :3 Oh, and something weird happened that made my whole profile go into bold. O.o Oh dear. Oh, and I've tried to cut back on 'swearing'. (Someone on here told me that I 'swear' too much, so I'm making my page a little more G-rated. But I already censor anything ruder than crap.) Yo. T_I Well, I am… -checks username- … Midna-mew-eevee. A.k.a Midmewvee, MME or... Other names that I'd prefer not to list. I guess you came here to see something interesting, so I won’t waste your time. –cough- ABOUT ME: I'M IN UR COMPUTER, SCREWING UP UR FILES. Other than that, not much to say. >:D Just so people know, I am a Christian. So there may be a few Christian references in my stories, possibly. Don't like, don't read. You have been warned. AND NO, I'M NOT A NUTCASE WHO SHOVES MY RELIGION DOWN YOUR THROAT. You have your views, I'll have mine. I am STRONGLY against discrimination of race, sex, religion, etc... I believe in equal rights. WE'RE ALL EQUALS. ANIME: I love anime. (No s--t, Sherlock.) My favourites are: Naruto (It has Kiba. It has Gaara. It has Hinata. It has Kyuubi. It has Temari. It has Akatsuki... Yeah, those are pretty much the only reasons I watch/read it. XD NARUTO IS NOT A NINJA. -_- And Sasuke wants to screw him. :D) Pokemon (I watch it purely for the movies. I adore Pokemon, but the anime has been mostly screwed up. Ash annoys me. So do a lot of the other characters. The only human characters I love are Gary, May, Zoey, Team Rocket, and I also kinda like Harley…) Wolf’s Rain (It focuses on wolves. WOLVES! That alone equals epic win.) Death Note (O3O So we have a psychotic genius with a killer notebook, an apple-loving Death God, and an enigmatic (and kind of hot) investigator who only does ‘interesting’ cases… Yeah, I like it! 8D) Ouran High School Host Club (Take a girl who looks a hell of a lot like a boy and force her into a host club full of funny guys… And you get an awesome show.) Sailor Moon (Fr-ck, people, I love it. I know this isn't normally my type of thing, but I'm hooked. -_-) Shugo Chara (I started watching it, and now I can't stop. :D I know that this also isn't usually my type of thing, but it's just so adorable. I love Ikuto. :D -cough-AMUTOFOREVER-cough- And I love Kukai, he reminds me of Kiba from Naruto... -sniff- WAAAAAH! WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEAVE?!) Vampire Knight (EPIC. WIN. Go and watch it. NOW. Slightly gothic (which is fine by me. :D) but awesome. It's like a non-sh-t version of Twilight. -see Twilight rant for my opinions on that particular awful series-) Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (... Ok, so anyone who has seen this anime will probably think I'm a total freak for liking it. It is full of blood and gore, with I don't mind in small quantities, but this has a bit of it. But that aside, I love this. The characters, the plot, the mysteries, everything. It leaves you with so many questions, and you want to keep watching. My favorite characters are Rika (Aww >w POKEMON SECTION: I have loved Pokemon for who knows how long. Since it first came out, I have been a huge fan. Because it’s awesome, epic, and has too many friggin' FANTASTIC creatures to be true. My favourite Pokemon are, in this order (some of which are tied): 10. Grovyle (All because of PMD2. :D) 9. Arbok (I have a snake obsession. –receives weird stares- What?) 8. Suicune (Well, she’s a wolf. That’s awesome enough in itself. And then there’s the fact that she’s a WATER wolf that can purify WATER and dash away with the NORTH WIND. That’s just too cool.) 7. Lucario (OwO I love them. No, I ADORE them. I ABSOLUTELY, UTTERLY, TOTALLY, etc. ADORE THEM.) 6. Skitty/Meowth (I have a weakness to cats/kittens. They’re just so… –squeals-) 5. Darkrai (LOVE. HIM. TOO. MUCH. -dies-) 4. Azelf/Celebi (Can't choose between them. GAAARGH, They’re just too cute. They PWN!) 3. Sneasel/Weavile (They’re just so awesome… Dark weasels with extremely long claws. How can you NOT love them?) 2. Umbreon/Glaceon (My two favourite eeveelutions, and also one of my favourite couples! :D They’re foxes, for a start, and I just can’t resist foxes. Especially dark/ice foxes. :3 My other favourite eeveelution is Jolteon, but I love them all.) 1. Mew (HOORAY FOR MY VERY FAVORITE! –cheers- As I said before, I have a weakness to cats/ kittens. And although I hate pink, I just adore Mew. Fear her evil power of pwnage.) And the Pokemon I HATEHATEHATE: Shaymin, Lopunny, Buneary, Heatran, Rejigigas. All of these guys can go to hell. I am obsessed with shippings. But not just any shippings. PokemonxPokemon and PokemonxHuman shippings! –receives more stares- What?! IMPORTANT NOTE: I love HumanxPokemon. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I LIKE HumanxPokemon lemons (a.k.a sex). OH HELL NO. FRICK. I don’t go THAT far. Favourite Pokemon shippings (descriptions coming soon): Mew and Azelf Darkrai and Cresselia Suicune and Raikou Darkrai and Suicune Darkrai and Mew Celebi and Jirachi Mew and Giratina Gary and Umbreon Ash and Pikachu Giratina and Latias May and Manaphy Azelf and Glaceon May and Glaceon (If I were to make Glaceon male…) Latios and Lugia Max and Jirachi (If I were to make Jirachi female…) Mewtwo and Deoxys Rayquaza and Deoxys Dialga and Palkia Shiny Celebi and Grovyle Jirachi and Cresselia (New obsession. :D) Umbreon and Glaceon Drew and Shaymin Groudon and Kyogre Ash and Shaymin JIRACHI AND GIRATINA! ZOMG OBSESSION :D More coming… Upcoming Pokemon fics: Existence: Angsty Friendshipping (again XD). She was gone, with no trace of her existence. No proof of her actually ever being there but the memories that were slowly growing more distant. Soon some of the occupants of Treasure Town begin to think she never really was with them, and that they had all been trapped in the same dream. But Raylo knows better. And that’s what’s causing him so much pain… I Dream of… NEW PAIRING!! JirachixCresselia. Basically them talking about dreams and stuff. X3 Realizations: After a nasty breakup with Drew due to discovering he was cheating on her with a guy, May realizes that there's someone else who's loved her from the start. MayxGlaceon. Date with a Pokemon: A whole lot of HumanxPokemon fluff. XD More soon. LEGEND OF ZELDA STUFF: I am a LOZ fanatic. 8D I put emphasis on FANATIC. Favourite Characters (only five because I can’t be assed writing more): 5. Ilia (Although annoying at first, she’s cute and sweet. :3) 4. Vaati (AWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOME!! He is hot and you freakin' know it.) 3. Dark Link/ Tetra (They’re tied for third place because they’re both just that awesome. X3) 2. Link (-FANGIRL SQUEAL-) 1. Midna (Once again, NO S--T, SHERLOCK. :D She is the awesomely awesome dark imp of pwnage! –cheers- ROCK ON, MIDNA!) Favorite couples: Link and Midna Vaati and Midna Dark Link and Zelda Link and Ilia Link and Celebi (lol) Dark Link and Midna Upcoming fics: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder: Link and Midna discuss what beauty is. LinkxMidna, romance NARUTO STUFF: I love this anime too much. WAY too much. Favorite characters: 10. Rock Lee (Complete dork. XD) 9. Kyuubi (FOXIIIIIEEEE!) 8. Temari (Kickass and awesome. :D) 7. Shikamaru (I love this lazy bastard. :3) 6. Neji (LOVE. HIM.) 5. Kakashi (He. Will. PWN YOU!!) 4. Naruto (HE ISH DA DEMON FOX BOY!) 3. Hinata (Sweetest girl in the entire series. So quiet and cute. :3) 2. Gaara (GAARA GAARA GAARA GAARA GAAARA!! My love of him has gone overboard.) 1. Kiba (YAAAAAAAAY! -goes spaz- Introducing, my very favorite, KIBA!! -claps too enthusiastically and falls off chair- Damn, I LOVE this dog guy. He is made of awesomeness. :3) Other characters I like/LOVE: Kankuro, Chouji, Asuma (THEY KILLED HIM! D: THOSE BASTARDS FREAKIN' KILLED HIM!), Anko (she's a psycho who likes snakes. What's NOT to like? 8D), Hanabi. And now for the characters I hate . :D Sasuke, Orochimaru Favorite Naruto couples: KibaHina GaaHina ShikaTema NaruIno SasuIno NejiHina NejiHanbi LeeSaku KakaSaku (ONLY WHEN SAKURA GETS OLDER) KankuSaku ShikaHina ShikaSaku JiraTsu KakaAnko ItaHina ItaIno NaruTen ItaTen LeeTe AsuKure ShinoIno ItaSaku THE RANDOM SECTION OF RANDOMNESS: The section devoted to random (duh) stuff. Like rants, statements, etc… Stuff that I like to scream about in rage: Shaymin. Would someone care to tell me WHY she is apparently so ‘OMG ADORABLE!!1!!1!’? In my opinion, she is nothing more than a damned white hedgehog with a retarded sky forme. Enough said. Pokeshipping/Contestshipping. OH ARCEUS, DON’T GET ME STARTED. I mean, WTF?! Two of the most overrated, unoriginal, and overall BORING pairings with some of the most overhyped, rabid, obnoxious and overall rude shippers out there. Now, I’m not trying to say that ALL Poke/Contestshippers are like that, just that a lot of them ARE. Geez. T_T JUST BECAUSE I’M A CHRISTIAN DOES NOT MEAN I’M A NUTCASE THAT SHOVES MY RELIGION DOWN YOUR THROAT. Statements I’d like to make: Everyone has a right to their own opinion. Just because someone doesn’t like the same couples as you doesn’t mean that you must stamp all over them and shove your OTP in their face. SO PLEASE, DON’T BITCH AT ME FOR BEING A KIBAHINA/GAAHINA/KANKUSAKU/NARUINO/MIDNAXLINK/HUMANXPOKEMON ETC; SHIPPER. I keep to myself, and so should you. :/ Gary/Shigeru, May/Haruka, Zoey/Nozomi and Harley/Harley (XD) are, in my opinion, a few of the only good human characters left in Pokemon. Most of them suck. T_I Gaara’s Shukaku would be cute if it lost a little weight. XD LOL, WEIRD AREN’T I? And I have nothing against overweight people. It’s just that the Shukaku takes fat to another level. It is NOT sad to think an anime/video game, etc, character is hot. It just means that you think that they’re drawn in an appealing way, ok? I DO NOT SWEAR TOO MUCH, THANK YOU. I don't think saying damn, frick, bitch and ass a few times makes be a huge swearing fanatic. You want to see a lot of swearing? Go to someone else's page. I censor anything ruder than crap. Random randomness: I absolutely adore animals. :3 My favourite animals are: Cats, Foxes, Wolves, And snakes. … I also like racoons (Lol, Gaara’s Shukaku :3) and ferrets. –shrugs- So shoot me. THE EVER-CHANGING RANT: So, Umbreon Mastah has this weekly rant thingy, which is fun to read. :3 While I may be updating my rant a little more often than once a week, here's my current one: Incest. MY MOTHER F--ING ARCEUS, GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!! -cough- Ok, I know what you're thinking. 'But u liek NejiHina!!' Really, that is the only incest couple I can stand. I mean things like pairing BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BROTHERS AND BROTHERS, SISTERS AND SISTERS. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!! That's going too far. And have you ever thought of what these people's KIDS would be like? -shudders- ... End of my rant section. YAOI/YURI: I decided to make a seperate section for this. I'm usually not a wild fan of this, but I find some of it quite cute. XD I also prefer yaoi over yuri, but myeh. I've sorted them into categories. So, I will make myself clear. I AM NOT A HUGE YAOI/YURI FAN. HOWEVER, THESE ARE THE ONES I CAN STAND; POKEMON: Yoai: Jirachi and Giratina (Well, I'm fine with it as het (with Jirachi as female and Gira as male) or yaoi (with them both as male). I'm not fussed. I love it too much. :D) Harley and Drew (I hate Drew and like Harley. -shrugs- It's a hilarious couple. :D) Latios and Giratina Yuri: Zoey and Glameow (Admit it. It's cute. :3) Mew and Celebi (This is normally het, with Mew as male, but I thought, hey, what if they were BOTH female? XD) NARUTO: Yaoi: GaaNaru (I know Naruto is straight, but come on. It's just so... Aaw~ X3) SasoDei (Well yeah. :D) SasuNeji (Neji's sexiness will make up for Sasuke's suckiness. >:D) KankuKiba (I couldn't help think about it when he saved him. >:3) ShikaKiba (Yaaaaaay~ Extremist + unmotivated procrastinating badass XP) DeiTobi (... The evil monkey (Tobi :D) made me do it. >>;) ItaSau (... I'm such a hypocrite. T_T I say that I hate all incest except NejiHina and NejiHanabi, and THIS is what happens. Fr-ck, I hate myself. -_-) Woah... That's a lot. O.o; Yuri: TemaHina (My two favorite girls! :D) InoHina InoTen TemaTayu HinaTen TemaSaku InoSaku SakuTen LEGEND OF ZELDA: Yaoi: Link and Dark Link (BWAHAHAHAHAHA) Vio and Dark Link (BWAHAHAHAHAHA x 2) Vaati and Dark Link (These all seem to involve Dark Link. :D) Red and Blue Yuri: Lol, Midna and Zelda and Ilia ALTOGETHER. >>; IDK. DEATH NOTE: Yaoi: L and Light Matt and Mello Mello and Near Yuri: Misa and Sayu I AM A FANGIRL. SCREW YOU. I, the ranting, raving, psycho emo, have one final statement to make. CHEESE. Midna-mew-eevee | |||||
1. Apologize reviewsI wasn't me anymore. I was nastier. I was more sarcastic. I swore more. I never apologized. And now it was too late, wasn't it? PMD2, hero's POV, Friendshipping at the end.Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-14-08 - Published: 10-14-082. Girl Stuff » reviewsPMD2 It's time for Treasure Town's annual event, where the girls and guys separate to do 'girl' and 'guy' stuff. A certain Meowth, Weavile and Roserade are less than happy about this. ::Friendshipping::Gallantshipping::WeavilexArbok::Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-17-083. It Can't Happen reviewsLove can be hard. It's even harder if the one you love is a human, and you are merely their pokemon. And it is harder still if they love another. Onesided Darkshipping, EgoshippingComplete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-084. Sinking reviewsConfusion, pain and misery. That's all the day had been for Suicune, and that's all she felt it would be for the rest of her life. DarkraiXSuicune. Drabblish oneshot.Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-085. SMASH TIME! reviewsA brawl fic with extra characters of my choice. The Smashers are back at Smash Lodge, Returning one's and Newcomers. But among all the fighting, emotions begin to interfere. BRAWL SPOILERS! ON HOLD FOR NOW. SORRY.Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-086. Legendaries: Human transformation » reviewsSuicune invites a bunch of friends and foes to her place for a sleepover. But when they wake they are not themselves. They travel to a human city for answers. Will having to work together bring out the best or worst in them? LEGENDARY SHIPPINGS! COMPLETE!Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 1-12-087. A Dark and Starry Night reviewsIt was a lovely night. Perfect to sit up and ponder of you, all we had done together... And what I had to do. FriendShipping.Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
