my favorite movies are:

1. THE DARK KNIGHT!

without a doubt one of my favorite movies! actually, it IS my favorite movie! heath ledger was amazing as the joker, and he made jack nicholsons performance look like a middle school play. i wont say anything in case you haven't seen it, but you have to see it now! its against the law not too!

How bout a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her. Laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says, "Why so serious?" He comes toward me with the knife, "Why so SERIOUS?" Sticks the blade in my mouth, "Lets put a SMILE on that FACE!" And...why so serious?

ok, my favorite Dark knight couples and explanations are as follows:

1. Joker/Batman

Ok, everybody HATES MY GUTS FOR THIS PAIRING!! Here's how i see it (and this is just in my mind) Batman likes the Joker's ability to make him wonder. No one ever knows what the Joker is going to do next, and Batman is attracted to him for it. The Joker likes Batman because of the ability to make him feel something. Whether it's fear or warmth or wonder, he actually feels something toward Batman. And a lot of people have said to me that they can't see the Joker and Batman saying "I love you" to each other but I totally can for some reason. It seems so natural for them to be together in my opinion.

Plus, the Joker even has a cute little nickname for the Joker. 'Batsy', COME ON! Who doesn't love that?

1. Joker-Rachel

Ok OK I admit i LOVE this couple together! (I'm blaming Kendra Luehr, she's the one who posted all of the amazing Jokerchel fics) I like them together, I CAN SEE IT NOW!! It's very fun to replace Rachel with yourself, but I can do that with my Joker/Batman fics too (no offense, Jokerchel supporters). Again, I blame you Kendra Luehr, for making me like this. Nah, just kidding. She's actually been cool. When she's not busy trying to convince me to join the dark side.

i know that there are two #1's up there, but it's a tie for first. I CAN'T TRULY DECIDE WHO MY FAVE COUPLE IS!

2. Across The Universe

couples:

Max/Jude

Max/Prudence

Jude/Lucy

Sadie/Jojo

3. Edward Scissorhands

couples:

Edward/Kim (yeah, there aren't a lot of other options)

4. Sweeney Todd

couples:

Sweeney/Lovett

Johanna/Anthony (sobs...I LOVE ANTHONY!)

5. The Breakfast Club

couples:

Bender/Claire (sobs again...I LOVE BENDER!!)

Andy/Allison

6. Pretty In Pink

couples:

Duckie/Andie

7. Shrek the Third

I love Artie! He's so sweet and innocent...and kind of hot.

my favorite tv shows are:

1. Gilmore Girls

couples:

Jess/Rory

Luke/Lorelai

Lorelai/Dean

2. Secret Life of the American Teenager

couples:

Ben/Amy

3. South of Nowhere

couples:

Spencer/Ashley (SPASHLEY FOR LIFE!! THEY WILL NEVER CEASE!!)

Aiden/Idon'tcareIhopeAidendies

4. Danny Phantom

couples:

Danny/Sam

Me/Danny

sometimes Danny/Vlad

Tucker/Jazz

No couples. I just love this show so much!!

6. Invader Zim

COME ON! GIR is like the cutest thing ever!

7. Life With Derek

couples:

Derek/Casey

Lizzie/Edwin

Noel/Casey

Twilight Stuff:

Fave Couples:

1. Edward/Bella (well...DUH!)

2. Jacob/Bella (I know I am going against every Twilight fan, but I can see it)

3. Jacob/Edward (theyre both so damn hot, they look perfect together.)

Sofia's Dress in Redundant --> (link may or may not work. picture it in tube top for. it was the closest i can find. first dress you see) http://titanicmoviememorabilia.com/roses_costumes.jsp

I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i know. but i dont get it either.)

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.

If you now draw The Jokers symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.

If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

If you try to act/dress like The Joker because he is so awesome put this in your profile.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

If you cry EVERYTIME you hear Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" put this in your profile and come get some tissues.

If you get lost in Jude's eyes during the "I just wanna get your eyes right" scene, copy this into your profile.

If you have the sudden urge to sing and dance when you go to a bowling alley, copy this into your profile.

If you think Max should've ended up with Prudence copy this into your profile.

If you continuously watch "Hey Jude" just to see Max and Jude hug each other, copy this into your profile.

If you've vowed to slide down the lane like Max the next time you go a bowling alley, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's amazing that Jude can sing and beat people up at the same time, copy this into your profile.

If you think Jude's face while humming the first time in "I've Just Seen A Face" is too sexy for words, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERS YOU WRITE ABOUT, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! (you're not crazy, trust me)

If you think Aiden should've died in the shooting and not Clay, copy this into your profile.

If you start yelling at the TV everytime Kim leaves Edward in Edward Scissorhands because you think if she really loved him she would've stayed, copy this into your profile and follow me! WE HAVE TO KEEP EDWARD COMPANY!

SEAMCAJWH is Stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and Jasper Whitlock Hale.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teens have turned to rap. If you're one of the 8 percent who have stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself put this in your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires.

If you are a vegetarian vampire but LOVE mountain lion, put this in your profile.

If GIR from Invader Zim is your pet put this in your profile. OOOO HE MADE WAFFLES!

If you hear voices of the characters of your fanfictions in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol. Put this in your profile if you like bagles.

If you know somebody who should get run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you can draw the Danny Phantom symbol perfectly, and you draw it everywhere you can, copy and paste this.

If you have 'Remember' by Ember McLain (from Danny Phantom) on your iPod, copy and paste this.

Nine Things FanFiction has Taught Me about the Movie Version of Sweeney Todd:

1. Sweeney is most often referred to, and thought of, as 'a hot singing barber'.

2. Lucy, without being properly introduced as a character, will be forever hated for poisoning herself.

3. Albert apparently beat the crap out of Mrs. Lovett, and is hardly ever seen in a kind light.

4. Lucy was supposedly a rich pompous nit who originally wouldn't have married some one as low class as a barber.

5. 'Yellow' and 'blonde' are two completely different hair colors.

6. Anthony will never grow a pair.

7. The Beadle is possibly more perverted than the Judge

8.There is a place in the back of Sweeney's mind where he apparently cuddles with Mrs. Lovett, even when he hates her.

9.Crazy people, especially dirty suspicious looking women, are easy to make fun of.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Hey my friend created a profile! Bella is honestly the coolest person i know. Her account name is frendzee123. She hasn't uploaded anything yet, but when she does, it'll be freaking amazing!

I'm working on a lot of stories right now. I have a lot of ideas! Here are some (in NO PARTICULAR ODER):

1. Reason for My smiling- My First Attempt at A Jokerchel(slow, but I really wanna do it)

2. Never Too Late- (so many ideas for that story, not enough time. i think i might delete it and then do another Jokerman)

3. Redundant, of course

4. The Life of a Fanfiction Writer- the stuff that goes on in my head. A CROSSOVER FIC OF EVERYTHING I LIKE! (not a MarySue fic, I swear. it's kind of like what Twilight was with Stephenie Meyer, the characters in my head won't shut up!)

5. Joker's Goons- the fanfic I'm working on with Bella(if we can make up)

And I have a bunch of other ideas in my head, and as soon as I get more notebooks to write them down in, they will be on the site.

(Stereotypes suck!)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Actually I wouldn't mind being a vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. Bold are the ones that apply to me.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being on a total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you love the joker with a flippin' passion like nothing else, have a million pictures and random crap of him, your myspace is decked out for the longest time (till your friends who like batman tell you it looks gay), Play on being him for Halloween even though you’re a girl, saw the movie 12 times and counting just to see him , laugh and act (not the blowing up stuff and killing people part) just like him, lick your lips like him, laugh like him, and you and your also obsessed friend talk about the music the joker listens to in his "Down-Time" ect. copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. MUST I list them? Well, from POTC: C.Jack (!!) - from Sweeney: SWEENEY! And Anthony – from The Dark Knight: THE JOKER HE IS JUST TOO GORGEOUS!! (and maybe Batman) –from American Psycho: Patrick Bateman (in case you have noticed, I love psychotic men) I don’t have enough time to post the rest up, but maybe you see a pattern.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. Good times, gooooood times.

If, following the results of the 2008 Oscars, you feel like shooting Daniel Day-Lewis in the head, or at least kicking him where it hurts, for beating Johnny Depp to Best Actor, copy this into your profile. I saw that and was so stunned - then my temper flared up. I threw my remote at the tv, cursing and whatnot. Johnnyobsessed? Yes, yes I am.

If you don't like Toby anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Toby beyond all reason, and hope that he dies a terrible, drawn out, immensely painful death, copy and pastes this into your profile. Toby = HATE. Toby + me = dead Toby. End of matter.

If you randomly sing Sweeney Todd songs during the day, causing your friends to sing it too, copy this into your profile. -hums Epiphany-

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. No! -shifty eyes-

If you are a RABID fan of Johnny Depp, copy this.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction and quizilla, copy this.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. In a GIR like voice I LIKE TACOS! :D

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, Mistah J, I don’t mind that you’re watching me!) :D

If you are totally in love with Stephanie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.

If you truly believe there is your own personal Edward Cullen out there for you, put this into your profile. (His name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen, but it would be nice if it was...and that he is a vampire).

If you think that losers that hate/don't get Twilight are stupid and have no brain whatsoever, put this onto your profile.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes yours and says"RUN, BITCH, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

If you have ever started laughing evilly to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evilly to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ..BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like tacos and you say it in a gir-like fashion.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that ‘The Diary of Jane’ by Breaking Benjamin, ‘Giving In’ by Adema, ‘You Make Me Sick’ by Egypt Central, and ‘Why So Serious? (the Joker’s theme song) can NEVER and WILL NEVER be too loud, copy this into your profile.

If you think Batman/Joker slash is to incredibly hot for words put this in your profile.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight or Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

I can't remember

Who introduced you to the books?

My friend Caitlin

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought them

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

Me and Jasper DO IT! (yes, I am a perv)

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Edward and Jasper.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper. I wish he had gotten with Bella.

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth or Jacob.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Ha. You expect me to choose.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Um...I guess when they first talked to each other.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched him in the nose.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Ha, ALL OF THEM!

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

James and Edward

Which book cover was your favorite?

Um...Breaking Dawn.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

No, there are alot of better books. But I really love the series.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

The movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jasper

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper...he's probably really good in bed.

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmet's funny, but I love Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmet

Bella or Rosalie?

Tie

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle?

Tie

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Both

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires.

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

My friends

Are you excited?

Well, I was.

What do you think of the casting so far?

I wanted to see how Jackson Rathbone would have played Edward, but the casting is very good. I love all of them, but Alice is really my fave. They got her down so right.

Are you going to go see it?

No dun.

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Whoever wants to go.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

Well, I saw it already, and I thought it was really good. It wasn't THAT true to the book (and it REALLY pissed me off) but all in all it was good.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

Already have it, and I preordered it.

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

Duh

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

Yep

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

I loved that he imprinted on Renesmee!

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

Edward.

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

The ending was ok.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

The Volturi

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

I feel ok bout it.

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

In a way

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

Yep

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

I was hoping someone would die...just to see how it was handled.

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

No.

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

Yeah, sure. NOPE. He's so in love with her. It's sweet but really sick and annoying.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

More action, maybe more Alice/Jasper

What's your dream ending?

Someone dies.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Breaking Dawn

How about Edward's?

Twilight

Jacob's?

Eclipse

Alice's?

Always loved her, always will

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jasper, Alice, or Edward