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since: 12-02-07, id: 1435274, Profile edited: 08-18-08
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, and Danny Phantom.

some call me poe.

to be brief, i am a twilighthead, teamedward, &, to my annoyance, a grammar snob. I suppose that would help, though, since i will most likely end up failing miserably at getting anything even close to published, I can go ahead and edit--bash other people's work!
i like to consider myself pretty random, but i hate it when people are tacky about it. (does that make sense?) probably not. that whole normal-working-mind thing doesn't pan out well for me, so i settle for the cracked up one.
if i were to be diagnosed with any disease, it would probably have something to do with procrastination and impatience. i can't sit there and finish something once i've lost my buzz about it; that's how some of my writing projects die slow and painful deaths.
i like putting words together in clever and flowing ways. i suck at plot outlines most of the time, but it usually works out for me in the end, somehow.
writing is the only thing i'm really good at, and i'm okay with that. i wouldn't complain with a nice singing voice and some dancing ability, though...
i'm beyond shy and have the lowest confidence ever. it's rather sad, i think, and i've been trying to fix this for years. it's not the easiest thing to change who you are for the better, i'll tell you that.
i love my friends more than stupid shiny volvo owners, and that is saying a lot.. making memories would be on the top of my "productive activities" list, which is pretty short. it is summer and i am bumming around my house, for most of my friends have gone to camp, leaving the rest with unanswering cell phones, or none at all.
i love writing oneshots, as you may be able to tell. they're fun and require no commitment!
if you can't take criticism, then stop writing now. you aren't perfect, and if you try to create that illusion by not accepting any critique, then you'll never be able to publish a respectable piece of work. or so i think, but i guess i just like to be practical and pessimistic. it's terrible.
please check out my stories if you have the time, reviews are much appreciated & encourage me to write.
(:

&No matter what anybody tells you, children, Robert Pattinson does not equal Edward Cullen. So silencio, old man.

one more thing; if you're interested, i have an account over at fictionpress. my penname is heartovermatter, &the url is the same layout as on fanfiction, just with fictionpress instead. (:




1. Bella Takes A Survey » reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 5-27-08
2. Pens & Sharpies » reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 1260 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 1-27-08
3. The Bella The Volvo and the Mishap » reviews
One Saturday afternoon, Bella decides to go grocery shopping with Edward. In the Volvo. With herself in the driver's seat. Sequel now up as a second chapter.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 3-5-08
4. Breaking Dawn Quotes Of The Day » reviews
A series of drabbles based on the Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day. August 2nd! : Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-27-08
5. Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp » reviews
It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 3-8-08
6. Tales Told In Song » reviews
A series of songfics; different POVS, different genres, mostly fluff. May change title. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-4-08
7. A Wise Man Once Said reviews
Bella," Edward said disapprovingly. He knew my low tolerance for caffeine. New Moon: Page 494 . Bella drinks espresso. She then proceeds to act like a cat on crack. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I imagine it's highly ridiculous. one-shot.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08
8. Raging Teenage Hormones reviews
Completely OOC, but in my opinion, hilarious. -“These aren’t earphones. They’re my new toaster,” he said matter-of-factly. "How does it work?” Danny asked skeptically. “I haven’t figured it out yet…” “He’s stoned!” Jazz exclaimed...etc.
Complete - Danny Phantom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-21-08
9. Saved By The Bell » reviews
Edward catches Bella singing and tries to dazzle her to hear more. Pure EXB fluff. Yet another one-shot. Rated T just because. Sequel now up as a second chapter!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-4-08
10. Breezy reviews
Bella and Edward take a stroll through the park, but what annoying surprise awaits? One-shot, ExB fluff/humor. Rated T for fun.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 7-7-08
11. Bonding Time! reviews
Time for the forgotten characters to tell their tale...except not really because Bella's a co-star, if you'd like to call it that. Angela thinks Ben & Bella need to bond, so she locks them in her basement. one-shot. : rated T for miiild language.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-08
12. Grapes reviews
Bella doesn't expect for there to be people downstairs.... Solely for fun, not intended to make sense. one-shot. Rated T for mild language.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-08
13. La Sua Cantante » reviews
CHANGE OF TITLE! Used to be "Absorption". Bella's power is to absorb other powers. When her and Edward meet a vampire named Henry, whose ability is that he is disabled of smelling human blood, what will end up happening? Post change, obviously.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 2-17-08
14. Mike Newton Shenanigans » reviews
Mike gets himself into all sorts of crap. Or I do it for him...whichever. A story all about the ridiculous world of Mike Newton. Rated T for language/safety.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 4-29-08
15. You're So Silly reviews
Angela doesn't listen when Mike Newton tries to tell her about a weird EXB scene he witnessed the other day. Just a fun one-shot. Silly & funny, or so I would say, because when it happened I found it hilarious. Review!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-08
16. Secrets Secrets Are No Fun reviews
Mike Newton has a secret. Edward Cullen has the inside scoop. He would never spread it around, though Tyler Crowely has no problem doing just that. I am so not obsessed with Mike Newton, shuddup. Reviews are fun! :D one-shot.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08
17. Mr Molina » reviews
Mr. Banner is a creeper & Edward sets things straight. random, OOC, fun. Rated T for mild language. r&r! :D
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08
18. Mythical Secrets » reviews
Angela turns out to be a witch and joins the party, too. Huge hiatus, if anyone cares. I can't think of anything.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 2-19-08
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