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Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, and Danny Phantom. LOL REMEMBER WHEN TWILIGHT EXISTED bye | |||||||
1. Pens & Sharpies » reviewsLet the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;DTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,390 - Reviews: 1427 - Updated: 12-7-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete2. Bella Takes A Survey » reviewsBella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 297 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 5-27-08 - Complete3. The Bella The Volvo and the Mishap » reviewsOne Saturday afternoon, Bella decides to go grocery shopping with Edward. In the Volvo. With herself in the driver's seat. Sequel now up as a second chapter.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 3-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Breaking Dawn Quotes Of The Day » reviewsA series of drabbles based on the Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day. August 2nd! : Rated T just in case.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-27-085. Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp » reviewsIt is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 3-8-086. Tales Told In Song » reviewsA series of songfics; different POVS, different genres, mostly fluff. May change title. Rated T just in case.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-4-087. A Wise Man Once Said reviewsBella," Edward said disapprovingly. He knew my low tolerance for caffeine. New Moon: Page 494 . Bella drinks espresso. She then proceeds to act like a cat on crack. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I imagine it's highly ridiculous. one-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-22-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Raging Teenage Hormones reviewsCompletely OOC, but in my opinion, hilarious. -“These aren’t earphones. They’re my new toaster,” he said matter-of-factly. "How does it work?” Danny asked skeptically. “I haven’t figured it out yet…” “He’s stoned!” Jazz exclaimed...etc.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete9. Saved By The Bell » reviewsEdward catches Bella singing and tries to dazzle her to hear more. Pure EXB fluff. Yet another one-shot. Rated T just because. Sequel now up as a second chapter!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. Breezy reviewsBella and Edward take a stroll through the park, but what annoying surprise awaits? One-shot, ExB fluff/humor. Rated T for fun.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-7-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Bonding Time! reviewsTime for the forgotten characters to tell their tale...except not really because Bella's a co-star, if you'd like to call it that. Angela thinks Ben & Bella need to bond, so she locks them in her basement. one-shot. : rated T for miiild language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-4-08 - Bella & Angela - Complete12. Grapes reviewsBella doesn't expect for there to be people downstairs.... Solely for fun, not intended to make sense. one-shot. Rated T for mild language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-29-08 - Bella - Complete13. La Sua Cantante » reviewsCHANGE OF TITLE! Used to be "Absorption". Bella's power is to absorb other powers. When her and Edward meet a vampire named Henry, whose ability is that he is disabled of smelling human blood, what will end up happening? Post change, obviously.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 2-17-0814. Mike Newton Shenanigans » reviewsMike gets himself into all sorts of crap. Or I do it for him...whichever. A story all about the ridiculous world of Mike Newton. Rated T for language/safety.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 4-29-0815. You're So Silly reviewsAngela doesn't listen when Mike Newton tries to tell her about a weird EXB scene he witnessed the other day. Just a fun one-shot. Silly & funny, or so I would say, because when it happened I found it hilarious. Review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete16. Secrets Secrets Are No Fun reviewsMike Newton has a secret. Edward Cullen has the inside scoop. He would never spread it around, though Tyler Crowely has no problem doing just that. I am so not obsessed with Mike Newton, shuddup. Reviews are fun! :D one-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete17. Mr Molina » reviewsMr. Banner is a creeper & Edward sets things straight. random, OOC, fun. Rated T for mild language. r&r! :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-30-08 - Complete18. Mythical Secrets » reviewsAngela turns out to be a witch and joins the party, too. Huge hiatus, if anyone cares. I can't think of anything.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 2-19-08