Name: JackySparrowsRum

Current Avatar: Dr. Greg House and (his wife, according to my fic) Domino Harvey

Current Song Stuck in my Head: I Wish~Stevie Wonder

Top Five:

Songs:Here For the Party~The Pirate's Bride~Girlfriend~Don't Wanna Miss a Thing~Independence Day

Movies:Pirates of the Caribbean~Harry Potter~Domino~Dances With Wolves~Land Before Time (Laugh if you will, but I find that movie TOUCHING!)

T.V. Shows:House,M.D.~Grey's Anatomy~ER

I felt like putting this Up:

HOIST THE COLORS

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Odds and Ends:

An Awesome Limerick I founded somewhere online.If it's yours, kudos to you and I will credit you if you'd like:

There once was a pirate called Jack
Who always ended up in the sack.
For fangirls, voracious,
Don't stop at "flirtatious,"
But move straight along to "attack!"

Link to Beat of a Heart, the Theme for Amber Wolfe: My Love and Loss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fsvAnJ47MA

I have a Pirates of the Caribbean website, and WE ARE RECRUITING!

http://www.bringmethathorizon6.proboards.com

Story Updates:

Amber Wolfe:My Love and Loss is co-written by Flygon Pirate,so I must thank you :) ! I would be sooo lost without you. Secondly, Amber's story will continue as she is going to have her own series.

Be sure to check out To Love A Beast, my first ever House fanfic.

The Top 10 Results of the Davy Jones Phobia: (Inspired to do this list from another profile I saw) :)

10. Every time he appears on TV, magazines, or somewhere unexpected, your heart jumps. (Happens to me all the time)

9. You watch POTC scenes with Davy ONLY, just to get a adrenalin rush and a scare. (I do this on weekend nights.)

8. You keep hearing his EVIL laugh in you head all the time. (HORROR!! AGH! MAKE IT STOP!!)

7. You keep making Davy the VILLAIN in your Fanfics. (He is a good villain...a little too good for that matter...)

6. You become paranoid, when at sea, that the Flying Dutchman will pop out of the water and Davy would randomly kidnap you. (The odds are little, but still...)

5. Every time you hear the words "Octopus", "tentacles", or even "Scotland", the image of Davy is the first thing you think of...and you shiver. (It's all true...)

4. Every time you see his action figure or picture in a store, you back away whimpering. (I also do that with posters...sometimes...)

3. You see him and you shout "MALEVOLENT", "EVIL", or "SCARY-BEYOND-ALL-REASON".

2. You don't say his name, only his first and last name separately, or you just call him "DJ", or you refer to him as "You-know-who" or "He-who-not-must-be-named" (Like with Voldemort).

1. He keeps appearing in your dreams and tries to take your soul, watching you, or being all scary. (seriously, it scared me when I had that dream where he was watching me...)

Copy and Pastes:

If you KNOW that Davy Jones is the enemy and he scares you more than ANYTHING, copy this!

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you know that PIRATES and indeed better than ninjas, please copy. (No offense to Ninja people out there)

If you have those feelings that Davy Jones is watching you, copy this. -I shiver-

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this.

If you always wanted a jar of dirt of your own, copy this.

If you think that DJ (Davy Jones) is nothing but one heck of an EVIL, Heartless jerk, copy here.

If you are the paranoid type (especially around Jones), please copy.

If you are a RABID fan of Johnny Depp, copy this.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)(I even got a tattoo myself with the "P" like Jack's got on my left arm)

If Davy Jones occasionally is in your dreams either trying to be serious or doing the most RANDOM things, copy this. (Man, do I have a lot of those...)

If the Flying Dutchman has appeared in your dreams so many times by rising from the depths right next to you, copy and paste onto your profile.

If the Kraken has appeared in your dreams and has or tried to grab you and drag you to the abyss, copy this.

If you think that DJ is out there still, waiting for you, copy this and pray that he doesn't kidnap you. (I'm beginning to worry a lot...)

If you know someone who immitates a PotC character REALLY well, copy and paste this.

If you OWN your own Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this to your profile.

QUOTES:

"My peanut!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Why is the rum always gone..." (stumbles) "...Oh, that's why." Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"This is the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." -POTC 1 (It's kind of obvious who the quoter is...)

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain..." -Hallucinated fishy Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone... why is it gone?!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Shoo." -Jack Sparrow (to a rock), POTC 3

"Oi! My pistol!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Now we're being followed by rocks... never heard that one before." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"We must fight... to run away." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?" (Beckett gets confused) "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" -POTC 3, (Quoter is Jack, duh!)

"Bugger, bugger, bugger, BUGGER!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…stupid." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

"A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

"Good morning, starshine! The earth says 'hello'!" -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I HAVE A SON!!"-Captain Jack Sparrow to Hector Barbossa (Sparrows of a Feather:Jack's Lily,My story)

I prefer rum.Rum's good."-Jack Sparrow(PotC 3)

"BARBOSSA!You lying bastard!"-Will Turner (Potc 1)

"King."-Elizabeth Swann (PotC 3)

"You may Kiss...(Slashes head off a dude)...JUST KISS!"- Barbossa (PotC 3)

Dubbed Quotes:

Yeah, these are basically quotes from PotC that I changed to make funny lol.

Jack: I like pants.Pants are good.

Davy:Do you fear pants?

Jack:Yes, I know, but why would he do that?Because he's pants isn't he?Well, we shall have a fabulous pants party and you pants aren't invited!

Davy:My pants are worn as their captain commands.

Beckett:And the captain shall wear pants as commanded!

Will:I'm gonna stab the pants.

Jack:No,no!You burned all the jeans,the capris...the PANTS!

Will:You threatened Elizabeth's pants.

Jack:You ought to find yourself some pants,mate.

Davy:My pants!Hand them over!

Jack:Gentlemen, I wash my pants of this weirdness.

Barbossa:We're naught but humble pants.

Jack: Pants?This is a basket of pants?

Elizabeth: Where's Will's pants?

Jack: I could preform a...pant-e-hose.Right here, right in these pants, right now!

Barbossa:I assure you, our pants are strictly honorable.

Jack:I want my basket of pants.

Jack: Oi!My pants!

Davy:My pants will always belong to you.

Jack:Now up...is pants.

Norrington: I hand over the chest, I get my pants back.

Elizabeth:You like pain?Try wearing tight pants.

Various people through out the movie: Hoist the pants!

Gibbs:So he walks right out into the pants,and stands there for 3 days until all manner of sea creatures become accustomed to his pants.

Will:What did he use for pants?

Elizabeth:Oh fine!Let's just rip off our pants and start banging away at each other!

Jack:Your pants smell funny.

Barbossa:Their more like guidlines than actual pants.

AnaMaria:You STOLE my pants!

Jack:Yes, I lied to you.No, my pants don't love you.Of course it makes your pants look fat!It's pronounced p-an-ts. By the way no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pants.And all this pales to utter significance due to the fact my pants are once again gone.Savvy?

Jack:That the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my pants.

Gov.Swann:Potato Norrington, as he's about to become.

Will:That's gold potato in the handle.

Jack:Commodore Norrington, my potatoes please.

Elizabeth:It's Miss Potato!

Mullroy:This dock is off limits to potatoes.

Barbossa:Oh not you.We named the potato Jack.

Davy:Not a person.A heathen god in potato form.

Elizabeth:Fire potatoes!

Jack:Can you sail under a potato?Or can you not?

Barbossa:So yo intend to leave me stranded on some beach with naught but a potato and your word it's the one I need?

Will:It wasn't your potato they needed.It was my potato.The potato of a pirate.

Elizabeth:I hardly believe in potato slices any more, Captain Spuddie.

Barbossa:I feel...stinky...

Jack:Technically, I was only stinky for two years, then I was viciously forced to bathe.

Quotes of Yours Truly:

Me:Why don't you just shut up?Huh, huh pal?!Who the heck's still talking?Why won't they shut up?!

My Class:IT'S YOU!

Me:No,no.It WAS me, seeing as I am no longer talking

My Class:SHUT UP!

Me:Woah!That Taco's Mom Almost hit me!

Josie: O.o?

Me:That truck!It's a Taco-ma, is it not?

Josie:Tacoma?

Me:THAT'S THE ONE!

Me:(On a regular basis I do this one) I LIKE TO MOVE IT,MOVE IT!

Josie:THEN MOVE IT!

Me:No, Josie.Listen, this is how the Piratical men's heirachy goes.

Josie:I'm listening...

Me:'Kay, so, Will owns no one, Davy owns Will, Norrington owns Davy, Barbossa owns Norrington, and Jack owns them all.