| Emi Kurosaki |
Author has written 15 stories for Bleach, Warriors, Naruto, and Trace Memory. Hello, I'm Emi. My last name is Kurosaki. I'm am Goth, but please don't hate. Favorite colors: black, blood red, and white. I'm married. Have two children. Guess what my husband's name is...Itachi. ;P And my favorite character of 'Naruto' is Itachi! Hope you love the stories. And just to let u know. Emi is going to MY character. you take her, I'll get you in your sleep! And Kumori belongs to my BFF, so don't take her niether. You know you live in 2008 when... 1)You accidentally enter you password in the microwave 2)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3)The reason for not staying in touch with you friends is because they don't have a screename or myspace 4)You'd rather look all around the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6)Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job 7)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8)As you read this list you think of sending it to all your friends 9)And you were to busy to notice number 5 10)You scroll back up to see if there is a number 5 11Now you're laughing at your self stupidity 12)Put this in your file if you fell for it, and you know you did If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into you profile while laughing your head off! If you hate girly-girls of people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha,onihime-san, Emi Kurosaki Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB:If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, onihime-san, Emi Kurosaki This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha,onihime-san, Emi Kurosaki IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Come see me at: http://emikurosaki.spaces.live.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/emiCHIIsayoko http://emikurosaki.deviantart.com/ Future storys...maybe... Pin-the-tail on the Itachi - Itachi - humor Drawing smiles on Red Clouds - ItachiXEmi - romance/humor 2 chapters of humor! - Itachi and Emi - humor 100 ways to make Itachi turn you into a pulp - Itachi - humor Interviews with 'Naruto!' - all - genral/humor Things going on: Aug. 1st, 2008: okay guys, I've got a Deviant Art account now, so check it out. :) | |||||||||
1. Who Said I was Running? » reviewsEmi was captured by Akatsuki. They want her to be their medic. But what happens when she falls into a forbidden love? With the infamouse Icy Uchiha.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 7-26-08 - Itachi U.2. わかりました人this is a japanese verison of Who Said I Was Running chapter 4.Naruto - Rated: M - Japanese - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Published: 9-17-08 - Itachi U. - Complete3. Warrior Idol » reviewsDidn't know that warrior cats can sing? WELL THEY CAN!Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 12-4-074. Naruto Humor »Well, i felt a humor bone tingle, so i had to do it. Every naruto character i can think of is going to have a chapter of this.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 509 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 6-15-085. Coming HomeJust me and Kumori acting out what would happen when Itachi would come home, wanting his love, Emi.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Published: 7-28-08 - Itachi U. - Complete6. 15 ways to Tick Sasuke Off! reviewsTitle says all!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete7. 10 Ways to Make Lee Cry reviewsPoor LeeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-08 - Lee R. - Complete8. Red Clouds and Pink HairSakura got her money where her mouth is. Let see what happensNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Published: 6-15-08 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.9. Trace Memory: Back Again » reviewsAshey Robbins has just thought that everything is back to normal, but once again, she is wrong. Find out what happens when she finds out that her mother might not be dead.Trace Memory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-19-0710. 20 Ways to drive Rukia crazy take 2 reviewslike the title suggestBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-07 - Rukia K. - Complete11. 50 Ways to Make Itachi hunt you down reviewslike the title saysNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-07 - Itachi U. - Complete12. 35 Ways to Make Temari Pull Out her Fan reviewsThe death gods are sing there songNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-07 - Temari - Complete13. 30 Ways to Make Kankuro muder you reviewsRUN ALL LITTLE KIDS!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-07 - Kankuro - Complete14. 20 Ways to annoy Kiba reviewsThis is really easy!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-07 - Kiba I. - Complete15. 20 ways To Drive Ichigo Crazy! reviewsHave you ever thought about how to drive Ichigo crazy? Well think no more!Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-07 - Ichigo K. - Complete