Heeeeelllloooo,

A little bit about Jenn:
My name is Jenn although I have multiple names. People call me Sarah Palin, Alice Cullen, Switzerland, House, Speedy Gonzales, Bubbles Foster, and I actually have people call me football lover. lol. Everyone at school says that I am Sarah Palin's look-a-like and I want to be a forensic psychiatrist when I get older. I was in level 8 gymnastics. I had to quit due to a hip injury. I love to play all kinds of sports with my two brothers. I'm actually in softball and I play firstbase and I'm thinking about trying out this year for school, but I'm not sure yet. I guess Little League will have to do for now. I love to write, but I don't think I am any good at it. I read all the stuff I write and just think it's crap. I am a sophmore in high school and I am in a Medical Magnet program. I am a very opinionated person and I'm not afraid to tell it like it is.

I am absolutely in love with Tim Tebow and the Gators. They are so amazing. :) I'm also a little obsessed with the Rays. I love them.

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I also have an AIM account so if you ever want to IM me here's my screen name: Houseisms4Alice or DrPimpCane. Lol.

Favorite Bands/Musical Artists (I loooooove music, lol):
Flyleaf
George Strait
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood
Skillet
Trace Adkins
Breaking Benjamin
Rich Mullins
Michael Jackson
Vanessa Carlton
Mark Schultz
Brad Paisley
Jason Aldean
Keith Urban
Martina McBride
Linkin Park
Collin Raye
Schoolyard Heroes

Favorite Shows:
House M.D.
Psych
Monk
24
Lie to Me
Bones
Eureka
Burn Notice
Anything on the Military Channel

Favorite Movies:
It's a Wonderful Life
Taken
Pirates of The Caribbean (All 3)
Indiana Jones (All 4)
Hancock
Iron Man
I Am Legend
Van Helsing
Moulin Rouge
The Mummy (1st & 2nd)
Mall Cop
Transformers & Transformers: Rise of the Fallen
Saving Private Ryan
Forrest Gump
American Werewolf in Paris

Favorite Books:
The Hunger Games- Suzanne Collins
How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)- By Anne Coulter
Twilight Saga- By Stephenie Meyer
The Host- By Stephenie Meyer
The Mortal Instruments Series- By Cassandra Clare
A Civil Action- By Jonathan Harr based on a true story
Nobody's Princess & Nobody's Prize- By Esther Friesner
Gallagher Girl Series- By Ally Carter
Wicked Lovely- By Melissa Marr
Twisted- By Laurie Halse Anderson
Speak- By Laurie Halse Anderson
Reincarnation- By Suzanne Weyn
Uglies Saga- By Scott Westerfeld
Peeps & The Last Days- By Scott Westerfeld
Midnighters Series- by Scott Westerfeld
Maximum Ride Series- By James Patterson
When It Happens- Susane Colasanti
And so much more.

Favorite Actors/Actresses:
Ronald Reagan (I loved him as our president!)
Hugh Laurie
Nicole Kidman
Ewan McGregor
James Stewart
Hugh Jackman
Kate Beckinsale
Kellan Lutz
James Roday
Jeffrey Donovan

I am currently the Beta of xbitterangelx so go check out her story The Other Side of You. It's fantastic if I may say so myself. If any of you readers out there want me to beta your story or you just want to bounce ideas off of me, I will be more than happy to help. Just PM me.

So as of now, I am Beta-less. I have no idea what happened to TheBetafish as she never thought it pertinent to tell me if she was leaving, if she changed her penname, or if she decided to quit her job as my beta so as of now I am currently taking applicants. Lol, pretty much meaning just PM me if you'd like to become my beta. It won't be a hard job as I always triple check before posting, but I would need you to do the final once over and tell me if something seems awkward that I just don't happen to notice.

Favorite Quotes:
"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' Infantile love follows the principle: 'I love because I am loved.' Mature love follows the principle: 'I am loved because I love.'" -Erich Fromm, the Art of Loving
"Death can not stop true love; it can only delay it for a little while."-The Princess Bride
"You know when your guy is perfect when you walk into a room dressed in sweats, make-up, and tears running down your face and the first thing that he says to you is, 'Baby, you look beautiful.'"-Unknown
"A guy gave his girl 12 roses, 11 real, one fake. There was note, and it said, "When the last rose dies, that's when I'll stop loving you."-Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."-Unknown
"Do you love me because I'm beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me."-Oscar Hammerstein, II
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? -Jean Kerr
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" –Unknown

Eulogy for a Friend

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up this country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens.

We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values... You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N..

But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volkswagon you can find. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely, John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.