Help
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search
pink-pretty-princess-
Send Message. Subscribe . Favorite
since: 12-03-07, id: 1436466, Profile Updated: 03-28-09
country: Barbados
Text preview:

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.


╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you LOVE
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
╚╩═╩╝╚╩╝╚╩══╝╚╝╚══


) ¸.´¸.´¨) ¸.¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile


You know you live in 2006 (2007) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I am an assasine with one goal and that is to assasinate Karin nyahahahaha (sorry karin fans I just dont like karin)

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight,Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Ashuurii, Mariegurl, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver, Narai Moroha, xxXCandy CaneXxx,pink-pretty-princess

Put this on your
page if you LOVE
Naruto!

Girls
are
like
apples
on trees.
The
best ones are
at the
top of the tree.
The
boys dont want to reach
for
the good ones because they
are afr
aid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead
, they just get the rotten apples
from
the ground that aren't as good,
but
easy. So the apples at the top think
someth
ing is wrong with them, when in
realit
y,they're amazing. They just
have
to wait for the right boy to
come
along, the one who's
brave
enough to
climb all
the
way
to
the top
of the
tree

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

(\_/)
=(0.0)=
(")_(")

Bunny says hi!

/l、
(゚、 。 7

l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

And so does kitten!

SASUSAKU stuff!

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever, UchihaSanNin, xXsaku-chanXx,pink-pretty-princess

PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Narutosaved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome thinkgs she did. I give credit to gaarafaves for telling me about that one.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body exceptSakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...

Made By: Dying Sakura

Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
are you a person who can love your dearest this deep?

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

To karin:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made me pretty.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG~! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT~ SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!!
Karin (FROM NARUTO) is A Bitch:

Hey SASUSAKU fans~!
Heya Kimi-chan!
You wanna go for a ride?
Where?
You can’t we’re ninja so run on your own~
xDD~!

Karin is a slutty witch,
She is just a bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s such an ass,
The boy that girls harass.
Sakura’s like whatever,
They really need to get together.

Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
OOH~! xDD~!

Saku’s dreamed about him,
As best friends forever.
That he would stay,
And they’d live together.

But Karin is a slut,
With that shitty fatass butt.
And can’t keep herself from the Uchiha…

EWW!

Like I said…it’s freaky…
Damn the fucking slut is irritating me!
Ooh…

Karin's a slutty witch,
She is just a f'ing bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s a huge retard,
To leave for one gay bastard!
What a stupid jerk, living with people as dirt!

When I see him, I will knee him.
O
OH~!
When I see that bitch I will kill her~!
And I’ll punch her and I crunch her!

MWHAHAHA~!

HEY~! Look over there!
What Kimi-chan?
If it isn’t that bitch without the bastard and the shitty ass Hebi~! (Not that Hebi would ever come to her xD~!)

Hey Karin, over here!
We have something for you!

-intiate blood scene with her screaming-

YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!!

DIE!

SCRATCH HER EYES OUT!

GO TO HELL!

MWAHAHAHA!

HOLD HER DOWN!

Let’s get outta here!

-SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger-

Meanwhile…
Sakura and Sasuke were confessing their love for each other and shared a sweet kiss and we cheer smirking at the dead Karin.

Now here's something I wrote as a spur of the moment kinda thing.(it has to do with Karin hate, and it goes to the tune of the Barney song) Copy and Paste if you agree.

I hate her, she hates me.

Let's get Sasuke and kill Karin!

With a great big shotgun, blow off her head.

Hip, Hip, Hooray! Karin is dead!

Meanwhile, the SasuSaku fans watch as the two lovers finally kiss.

If you believe that SasuSaku is the only way to go, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Saku-chan's profile

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste thisinto your profile and add your name to the list:
Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23,
Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,
Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura, Sakuranata Kunoichi of darkness,
Animefaves, xXSaku-chanXx,pink-pretty-princess

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
Bang! Boom!
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!! O.~

If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Frozen Angel Wings, candyluver


You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

If you think Sasuke is HOT, copy this into your profile

If you too are a god damn hypocrite copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it, copy and paste this into you profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that talking to yourself, you're actually just having a normal conversation with you brain, then copy and paste this on your profile!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.I

f you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a SasuSaku fan then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love SasuSaku, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Naruto more than anything else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

SASUKE RULES CLUB: IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list.: sasukerules. org , xkawaiichix, dances.with.sunflowers., candyluver,pink-pretty-princess

If you are totally against Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto being a couple...copy and paste this onto you profile and add your name to the on going list: CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, candyluver,pink-pretty-princess

iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE

If you totally support SasuSaku copy and paste this onto your profile!

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, Kashira358, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, candyluver,pink-pretty-princess

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If you want Masashi Kishimoto to make Sasuke and Sakura to a couple , put this on your profile...(or else crazy Naruto will HAUNT YOU MUHAHAHAHAHA)

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE; COPY THIS IN UR PROFILE! I BELIVE DUDES!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid.

If you have ever laughed with your friends or alone during classes or at your free time without a reason then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name on the list: Uchiha-Kirara, candyluver

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Anime Azn Cherry, Uchiha-Kirara, candyluver,pink-pretty-princess

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted on of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever popped the head off a doll off copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'RE A GOODY-GOODY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.


Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me"

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!


Naruto Birthdays~

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya(this is the date of my birthdate)
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru


--Girls--

--are-like-apples--

--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--

--But the Boys don't reach--

--for-the-good-ones-because-they--

--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt--

--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--

-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--

-but-easy-so-the-apples-on-top-think--

-something's-wrong-w/them-when-in--

--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--

--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--

--come-along,-the-one-who's--

--brave-enough-to--

--climb-all--

--the-way--

--to-the-top--

--of-the-tree--

You Are a Bright Star Soul

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple.""And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! (this is totally true! Why can't people respect that people have different skin colors? Or a different religion. Or a different nationality. Or a different...eh, you get it!)

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, Sasuke'sGirl567, i like pie123,UchihaVamprincess0110,
pink-pretty-princess

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, UchihaVamprincess0110, (LOL..yep),pink-pretty-princess

If you think that Sasuke's personality in episode 101 was pure gold, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, UchihaVamprincess0110, (why oh why couldnt he stay like that!! sobs),pink-pretty-princess

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile. (He was such a jerk!)

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, UchihaVamprincess0110, (HELL YEAH!),pink-pretty-princess

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (MWAHAHAHAHA)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (LOL)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (WELL DUH!)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (HELL YES!)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (YUP!)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. (SASUKE, KANAME, TOYA.LOL)

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, UchihaVamprincess0110, (OH YEAH!),pink-pretty-princess

If you miss Sasuke at age eight and hate him at age fifteen, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, UchihaVamprincess0110, (I MISS 8YR OLD SASUKE SOO MUCH!! WAHHHH!!),pink-pretty-princess

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper,like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'd rather be random and unpopular than unrandom and popular any day!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (YAYS! I'm not ALONE!)

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori, UchihaVamprincess0110,pink-pretty-princess

If you are aware that so many people these days pretend to be someone they aren't, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people who cliterally stayan on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think they should put a stop to all wars copy and paste this in your profile and add your name pink-pretty-princess

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


NARUTO QUOTES

Gai: Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious.
Lee: I Gai: Put that notepad away! You won't have time to look at that thing during the match.
Lee: I see...
Kakashi: He just noticed that?
Sakura: Is Lee gonna be alright?
Haku:"A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish."
Uzumaki Naruto-Because that's my way of the ninja!!
Iruka: Naruto, why of all places did you decide to deface that spot. You do know who the hokage are, right?

Kakashi: I stumbled across a path called life today..
Sand Guy: Your funny, I like you
Naruto: Your not funny, I don't like you
Shika: Ahh, the clouds are so nice...

Crowd: Get up you lazy bastard! What the hell!? Die!

Temari: blink blink blink ...
Iruka: He's not your demon fox, he's Uzumaki Naruto

Oro: grabs Naruto with his huge tongue and brings him to his face

Naruto: Why you dirty bastard, if I wasn't tied up in your tongue right now, id sock you in the stomach!


Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2)
Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are

The above post made me cry, it really did.


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".(I got this off of habit,s prifile)


Return to Top