Generally I will only write if I get inspired. Sometimes I'll hear a song or read a book and I just have to get on my computer and start. People find it annoying but when I have an "inspiration" I'll listen to the same song non-stop until I'm done. Usually I'll even look up the lyrics and incorporate them in my fiction.

Here's another thing... I can't write dialogue. (No really I'm incapable of doing it.) I find that using ellipsis and parenthesis is a lot more fun... (and a lot easier.) And yes I realize I'm not amazing at writing. But I'm a hell of a lot better than before. Then I was atrocious. Now I'm... better than atrocious.

This is how it goes. I see two characters for the first time and I know if their perfect or not. I still remember the first episode I ever saw of Elliot and Olivia. And I just knew they were meant to be. See I'm all about the chemistry. Its an obsession really. Sadly most of the couples I ship will either never even get together. But that's why I have fanfiction. And Youtube!

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Ships:

Dasey -- Life With Derek (Yes their steps. Its hot! Mike and Ashley literally light up their screen with their UST (ness)

Jam -- The Office (I was absolutely in love with them the first three seasons. However I found that the Jamminess has dimmed down in later seasons though.)

Jorby -- Ruby and the Rockits (Cousins... psh. I stand by my belief one of them was adopted!)

Jace/Clary -- The Mortal Instruments (Well they weren't really related. I don't think I would have minded if they were though... strange)

Jalex -- Wizards of Waverly Place (Really its more because David and Selena have this great undeniable chemistry.)

Dr.Cox/Elliot -- Scrubs (I see the chemistry. And no he's not to old for her!)

Donna/Hyde -- That 70's Show (First and Second season were the best!)

Lisa/Jackson -- Red Eye (He cares for her... I can tell)

Dennis/Dee -- Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Uhhh so kind of more in a sister/brother way. But...)

Will/Emma -- Glee (My new favorite obsession. The cuteness between these two almost makes you want to gag.)

Daniel/Betty -- Ugly Betty (Never have I ever seen a brother/sister relationship between these two. Ever)

Kelly/Ryan -- The Office (I like the fact that the actors actually write their own characters. Its so cool)

Rogan -- X-Men (Chemistry is sizzling. Anna and Hugh are gorgeous)

Cassie/Nick -- Push (Okay the age. Later in life obviously)

Kate/Tony -- NCIS (I had only seen re-runs. So I was under the illusion that Kate was still alive. I found out about Ziva. I still refuse to watch new NCIS episodes.)

Shawn/Juliet -- Psych (Going out in real life. "Very close talking" Way sexy.)

Nate/Jenny -- Gossip Girl (Perfect. Thats all I can say)

Peter/Susan -- Chronicles of Narnia (Again the actors work so well together it just relates on screen.)

Jack/Elizabeth -- Pirates of the Caribbean (Will is icky. I stand my belief that Jack would do anything for her.)

Harry/Hermione -- Harry Potter (Not just friends. I will never believe Ron and Hermione got together. Never!)

Violet/Klaus -- A Series of Unfortunate Events (The actors are dating in real life. It translates on screen people!)

Elliot/Olivia -- Law and Order SVU (The most scorching of them all. Mariska and Chris are just beautiful together. Their Best Friendship just works so well on and off screen.)

As you can see I have a strange fascination with shipping those who will never work out. And I love the forbidden or love/hate relationships!

Ahem... actors I think have amazing on screen chemistry and should really take it off screen.

Chris Meloni and Mariska Hagritay -- So their best friends in real life. I'm talking about vacationing together and even doing those "goofy pretend" kisses on and off set. Look I understand they love their families. I'm just saying if Chris hadn't been married when he met Mariska I think they would be together by now.

Michael Seater and Ashley Leggat -- I still think their "secretly dating." Okay its a shipper fan girls dream. They are cute together. Best friends in real life always makes everything better :)

John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer -- Yes, he's engaged and she is as well. But the chemistry. (I say that way to much.)

Favorite Actors:

Chris Meloni -- Not only does he have a great ass, have amazing acting skills, and plays a sexy cop, but he seems like a genuinely nice guy in real life.

John Krasinski -- His portrayal of Jim has made me fall in love with him. Combined with the quirky sense of humor and off beat looks make him irresistible.

Hugh Jackman -- One word... Sexy

Michael Seater -- Hot when playing Derek cute when being Michael. He's adorable all around. And the way he speaks sends shivers down my spine.

James Roday -- What a funny guy. And gorgeous to in that "who me??" way.

Favorite Actresses:

Mariska Hagritay -- What a beautiful woman. Inside and outside. I admire her so much.

Kate Beckinsale -- Possibly the only "girl crush" I've ever had. But she's effin gorgeous.

Liv Tyler -- That girl does not get enough screen time. Lovely lady and a great actress.

Jenna Fischer -- She's the girl next door. Her work as Pam was award worthy.

(If you actually read all of that I'm surprised. I even bored myself.)