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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Death Note. Well, guys, I'm having trouble writing and focusing on it lately. I really, really want to... but it's like there's nothing there. Dx Anyway, updates will be infrequent, if they ever come at all. And it's not at all the case that I don't want them to. I do want them to. I want to write. But I keep throwing out everything I do write! I'm thespectatorion on Youtube, so please feel free to friend me. I'm very shy and will most likely not talk to you, even if (or especially if) I think you have really cool stuff out there and I really want to talk to you. Favorite quotes: "Everyone has nightmares, Renett, about monsters under the bed, don't think a thing about it-" "Well, what do monsters have nightmares about?!" -pulls the catch on the rotating door and it spins him back into the fifty-first century- "ME!" -throws his head back and laughs- -Doctor Who. I love David Tennant. "Is that a good idea?" "Well, it's an interesting one. We'll see how it goes." XKCD, Choices Part Four. I think that's got to be my favorite one of his comics. I also love the "You're curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off." "Everybody wants to drive on through the night, if it's the drive back home." - GINASFS, Fall Out Boy "The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies."- Ray Bradbury, in Fahrenheit 451 (Faber talking) I think that at least I am a mediocre writer. I am: oldest of four kids, super shy, prone to blushing and being completely obviously embarrassed if something even close to risque comes up. Which kinda makes things tricky if I want to write flirty scenes... my mom's a romance novelist, shouldn't I be better at this? (BY THE WAY, SHE IS PUBLISHED- seventh contracted work! Whee. Just wanted to mention that. She writes gay romance novels. For middle-aged women.) After a while of thinking how absolutely crazy I was, I realized this means that I'm perfectly sane because all us normal people think we're crazy. It's the insane ones that don't have a clue. So, sane and proud of it. :) things I like: the color blue, music, my violin, Doritos, chocolate, my computer, the Internet- I love the Internet, and Naruto- when you read my writing, you have to remember that deep down, I will always just be a Narutard. I realized that this grew too long, so here is the list of fictional/nonfictional people I've developed crushes on... without ever having seen in person: Topping the list is David Tennant, and can't forget my two year obsession with Gaara, and my crushes on Sasuke, Neji, Faust VII from Shaman King, Uryu Ishida and Ulquiorra, Jasper Whitlock Hale (and the actor who plays him, whoa, EYES), Jamie and Adam from Mythbusters, and every now and then I see Stephen Colbert and have to suppress a fangirly squeal (these last three can only be explained by the nerds-are-hot theory, otherwise the giant age gap would be creepy). And this list would not be complete without a mention of Johnny Depp (I even loved him as Willy Wonka... actually, I kind of loved him more after seeing that) and every character he's ever played, and Heath Ledger. And Nekozawa from Host Club. And Howl Jenkins of Howl's Moving Castle. Snarky British guys, too, so Simon Cowell (when he's smiling) and Severus Snape. Hoo boy, that was a long list. There's more, they just don't come to my mind right now. things I do not like: cleaning (my room's like a disaster area), waking up early, homework, being the third wheel or even the fifth wheel as things have been lately, being boyfriendless (the current state of things, and unlikely to change. Le sigh.) AMV MAKERS: I have a request. I'm just gonna put it out here because if I had the time, I would do it, but I don't. ITASASU TO RUNNING UP THAT HILL BY PLACEBO, FROM ITACHI'S POV. Wouldn't that be neat? If you're going to do it, let me know. :) I don't really care if you credit me or not because, who's doing the work? But it'd be nice if you told me and I got to see it. And maybe I'll do it someday. But don't worry if you want to do it, because like, how many AMVs are out there with the same song/pairing as each other? A lot. The idea isn't so big, anyway, it's how you pull it off that matters. :) | |||||||||
1. Hypothermia reviewsIf she'd known they were going to be in Snow Country, she would have brought a freaking jacket. Team Seven fluff, or rather Sasuke-and-Sakura-friendship-fluff.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete2. And MoreSasuNaru. Sasuke doesn't get past the Valley of the End. When he is forcibly returned to Konoha, he is confronted with broken friendships to mend, apologies to make, and... figuring out wherever Naruto falls in between those two.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Published: 4-15-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.3. AloneSomething about the girl struck a chord in Sasuke, and he decided that maybe, just maybe, he'd save her. Because her sister had loved her like Itachi had loved him, and maybe, it was his turn. NOT SASUKEXOC.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Published: 3-30-09 - Sasuke U.4. Strange at Seventeen reviewsL certainly remembered being seventeen, so he didn't find Light's actions to be too strange. Didn't you ever wonder what L meant when he said he was strange at seventeen? No pairings, mostly crack.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-09 - L - Complete5. Bonds reviewsSeeing the Uchiha reminds Zaku of the good old days, when Dosu was alive and he didn't care about anyone else. Bonds are formed, even if you don't want them. Past DosuZaku. Also pretend Zaku didn't die.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete6. Devil in Disguise » reviewsLxLight. The newest addition to the shinigami world finds that his memories haven't been wiped as planned. Why is Yagami Light the only name he remembers? Spoilers for L's real nameDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - L & Light Y.7. Hollow Victories reviewsMovieverse. Ryuuk watched L a little closely for L's comfort. LxLight implied.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-09 - L & Ryuk - Complete8. Can't Sleep reviewsIt was Neji's turn to keep watch. Onesided NejiNaru.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-08 - Neji H. & Naruto U. - Complete9. BoxesWhat Happened to Lani Garver. "Are you a boy? 'Cause me'n my friend have a bet going, and I'm going to win five dollars if you aren't." Oneshot.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Published: 12-23-08 - Complete10. Ninja Queen HinataThe competitions for the Ninja King are coming up for the first time in 50 years, and the Hyuuga clan sends their next leader forward. Trouble is, she's completely terrified and her cruel cousin is in charge of training her. NejiHina, Shaman King-ish.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Published: 12-14-08 - Hinata H. & Neji H.11. BrandenburgSasuke was surprised when he found out that Naruto was the so-called amazing bassist Kakashi-sensei had brought in to talk to the school ones, but whatever. SasuNaruSasuishness. Orchestra fanfiction.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Published: 12-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Good Enough reviewsShe beamed at him falsely, and he remembered a time when she hadn't called him sensei like that. When it had just been Kakashi. KakaSaku and SasuSaku with no love .Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-08 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete13. Wind and Fire reviewsI know it's you, Sasuke." Even after all those years, Sasuke can't hide from Naruto, nor is he sure he wants to. NaruSasu or SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete14. happy happy birthday, from all of us to you20 Truths. Every time one among their number has a birthday, it is a Hokage issued Order and much-loved tradition that a Jounin Surprise Birthday party be held for that lucky shinobi or kunoichi. A bit of shonen ai and Morino Ibiki is love.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete15. Healing » reviewsHaruno Sakura has the art of Healing, and this talent is wanted by a group of vigilante ninjas including the hot Uchiha Sasuke, the friendly Uzumaki Naruto, cranky Hyuuga Neji, the kind Tenten, and the creepy Subaku no Gaara. Pairings inside.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,267 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-8-08 - Sakura H. & Gaara16. Jump A Little Higher reviewsSasuke had picked up Naruto's treasured iPod and was listening to it. At Sakura's warning he... did absolutely nothing. Heavy implications of SasuNaru. Pervertedness and crack.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-08 - Sakura H. - Complete17. Sing It Out Loud reviewsSasuNaruSasu fluff. Shonen ai. Oneshot. "You ever have one of those days where every song reminds you of one person?" "No, but I can imagine that you might." Complete even if FF doesn't say.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete18. Together reviewsMy dream is for you to come back, and I will give anything for that. SasuNaru. Shonen ai. You have been warned. Oneshot and therefore complete, even if FF won't let me say so.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-29-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Personal Space reviewsKakashi likes to read over people's shoulders. KakaSaku. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-21-08 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H.20. Genius reviewsGeniuses are insane. But not all the time. 20 Truths kind of thing, focusing on some of the geniuses of Konoha- namely Kakashi, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Kabuto, and Itachi.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-08 - Complete21. Camisado reviewsSHIKANEJI. SHONEN AI. Okay, just had to clear that up. Anyway, songfic to Camisado by Panic at the Disco. Neji's unconscious and in the hospital, and he gets a little visit.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-08 - Shikamaru N. & Neji H. - Complete22. Father's Day With the Hyuugas reviewsSomeone popped up behind him and secured an elastic string around his chin while placing something on his head. Father's Day brings a special surprise for Hiashi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-08 - Hinata H. & Neji H.23. Shining White Eyes reviewsNeji has nightmares sometimes. Sometimes he needs a little reassurance that she's okay. NejiHina.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-15-08 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete24. That's My Spot reviewsEntropy dictated that Shikamaru take the action that expended the least amount of energy, and was therefore the least troublesome. Which meant sitting down next to his own spot. Teetering on the borderline of shonen ai... but the alternate ending isn't.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-08 - Shikamaru N. & Neji H. - Complete25. Beautiful reviewsIno wants to see what Sai is drawing. SaiIno.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-3-08 - Ino Y. & Sai - Complete26. Loved » reviewsSakura didn't think she needed to be loved. She was rich and powerful and married to Uchiha Sasuke. What more could she want? AU. NejiSaku.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Sakura H. & Neji H.27. Better reviewsKakaSaku. Sakura finally figures out what she wants... and doesn't want.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-25-08 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete28. A Little Unexpected reviewsDumbledore refuses to tell Snape the name of the new DADA teacher, instead forcing him to wait for the feast. When Snape finds out who it is... hilarity ensues- in Minerva McGonagall's opinion, anyways.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-20-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G.29. Expectations reviewsPoor Severus. He survived Nagini's attack, but only barely. He's in the hospital wing... and no one's visited him yet. Slight SSHG... but only if you squint.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete30. Grocery Shopping » reviewsIno likes babies. And Shikamaru. ShikaIno, KibaOC, ChoujiHinata, ShinoHanabi.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 12-9-07 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
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