NeteleJala
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since: 12-04-07, id: 1437008, Profile Updated: 12-30-07
country: USA
Author has written 26 stories for Moonlight, and Twilight.

What to say...what to say...

First: I am a college student.

Second: I am an avaid reader and TV abd DVD watcher.

Third: I love fanfiction!!!!!

That is basically it. I am not a writer by trade (actually I am a historian/researcher). I tend to be a muse to other writers, someone they can bounce ideas off, but I am not very good at expressing them myself.

I love books, TV shows and Movies and I am a dedicated fan of many (I basically have no life outside of these). I can quote about every movie, book or TV show I have ever seen. I have one of those memories that can remeber weird random facts.

I love quotes some of my favorites I have included below!!!!

"Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like you've never been hurt and live everyday like its your last."

"Har pal yahan jee bhar jiyo jo hai sama kal ho naa ho." -Arman, Kal Ho Naa Ho

"Oh gravity thy heartless bitch." -Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"Verliebt, verlobt, verheiratet."

"You know in some ways you are far supierior to my Cocker Spaniel." -Davis, White Christmas

"Pentagon: funny building, four walls and a spare." -Potter, MASH

"Dressing like a nun is habit forming." -BJ, MASH

"Reality is the nightmare." -Sydney, MASH

"You are intoxicated, we should retire." -Leopold, Kate and Leopold

"Evil is live spelled backward." -Brody, Summer of Sam

"The more penises you have the higher your rank, isn't that just like men." -Hanks, The Da Vinci Code

"That is so Science Fiction!" "You live on a Spaceship dear." -Wash/Zoe, Firefly

"Ta ma duh." -Mal, Firefly

"I'm gonna show you a world without sin." -Mal, Serenity

"So no more runnin, I aim to misbehave." -Mal, Serenity

"To hell with this, I'm gonna LIVE." -Kaylee, Serenity

"Beautiful, now we got the food mouthing off about the farmer." -Josef, Moonlight

"Vampire solidarity, rah rah rah." -Josef, Moonlight

"I know you have morals and scruples, and thats fine (sort of)." -Josef, Moonlight

Some of my alter identities include, but are not limited to, Chandi, and plain Netele


1. When One Door Closes, Another One Opens » reviews
SLASH. Sequel to Love is an Irrisitable Desire. Contains mature themes of both homo and heterosexual nature. Will be a lot more lighthearted than LiaID.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,690 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 10-12-08 - Josef K. & Mick S. J. - Complete
2. Vampire Hell » reviews
The story of Josef's quest for life, but will he get more than he bargined for?... Angst, humor, friendship and love...everything that makes a story about vampires great!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 10-15-08 - Josef K. & Beth T.
3. Grocery Shopping for Freshies reviews
Josef decides to have that 'talk' with Mick about his eating habits, who will come out the victor?
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-12-09 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
4. A New Day » reviews
What if Edward wasn't there to save Bella that day in the parking lot? What would have happened? This is a story on an alternate future that could have been...EdwardXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 12-21-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. Love is an Irresistible Desire » reviews
SLASH. Josef, Mick. Starts in 1953, Coraline's abandoned Mick and Josef's taken over. A series of episodes in their friendship/relationship that take place over the next 50 years.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,340 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
6. Together » reviews
Companion piece to 'The Clubhouse.' The friends don't know that they share a connection to a person from all thier past... Mick, Beth and Josef, OC Adriana . Introducing new original characters.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,820 - Reviews: 203 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete
7. Catherine reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick and Josef go through some of Mick's old family photos...
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-6-08 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
8. Movie Night » reviews
FOUR-SHOT. Mick/Beth and Josef watch historical dramas. What happens when the boys can't keep their mouths shut.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,642 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 5-16-08 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete
9. Cloaks reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef reminisces about the good old days and sweeps Mick and Beth along with him.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-9-08 - Josef K. & Mick S. J. - Complete
10. Virgin Vampires reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Josef and Mick conversation about the loves af their lives.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-4-08 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
11. Josef the Burnt Marshmallow reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and Mick get drunk and Mick accuses Josef of being a marshmallow...a burnt marshmallow.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 4-17-08 - Josef K. & Mick S. J. - Complete
12. Back Taxes reviews
ONE-SHOT. Just in time for tax day...Josef and the IRS.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-15-08 - Josef K. - Complete
13. One More Time reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Mick/Josef conversation over Coraline.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-08 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
14. It Was All a Dream reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick's POV. It was just an average day...or is it?
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-7-08 - Mick S. J. & Coraline D./Morgan V. - Complete
15. Vacation reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick and Beth's honeymoon. The pair gets into a rather tight spot and Josef has to come save the day.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-4-08 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete
16. Dessert reviews
ONE-SHOT. Beth comforts Mick.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-28-08 - Beth T. & Mick S. J. - Complete
17. 7 11 reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef in 7-11. His worst nightmare...
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-8-08 - Josef K. - Complete
18. Tech Savvy reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and Mick talk about progress and inventions.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-2-08 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
19. Josef & the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day reviews
ONE-SHOT. Just what it sounds like.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-27-08 - Josef K. - Complete
20. One Wild Ride reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick, Beth, Josef, and his Ferrari.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-22-08 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete
21. Just Chillin reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and his freezer.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 2-18-08 - Josef K. & Mick S. J. - Complete
22. Where Did He Learn To Do That? reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Mick Beth conversation
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-17-08 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete
23. The Clubhouse » reviews
This piece is taken from Mick's line. 'It's not like we have a clubhouse where we all hangout.' Here is my response to what if...Fluff & Heavy content material, violence, sex, language and adult situations. Semi-canon story with pairing Mick&Beth Josef&OC
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,782 - Reviews: 349 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 12-6-07 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete
24. And Then What Happened? reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Josef Mick conversation over Beth on B.C.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-12-08 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete
25. Karma Sutra reviews
One-Shot. Mick, Beth and Josef stuck in an Indian Love temple!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-6-08 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete
26. Blood and Chocolate reviews
A Mick-Beth conversation. One-shot.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-2-08 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete