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HELLO!!
Usless info. about yours truly:
I don't really know what to say about myself. I'm just an average person with a somewhat average life.
Name: name, what name? Oh that name! It's Sanin Sakura!
Location: in the world... WHAT?! we live in the same place...wow.
Age: -17
Hobies:
Tv, Computer, Music, reading, writing
Dreams for the future:
I would like to learn as many different languages as I possibly can, and visit places around the world. If anyone doesn't have anything to do (like me) and knows some other language and would like to teach me a few phrases just PM me. (It obviously can't be English and it can't be Spanish (I already speak those)).
Favorite Anime:
Naruto, Sailor Moon, DBZ, and others (i'm just too lazy to type them)
Likes:
NARUTO- I absolutely love that show! I'm soooo addicted to it, it scares me.
when people review
people that update fast
to torture my "foolish little brother" by that I mean making fun of any small mistakes he does... _
Twilight book series!
Dislikes:
when people don't review
people who don't update
Personality: I'm usually quiet and shy, but if you get to know me well, I will talk and talk and never stop. I can be very bitchy sometimes.
Favorite Couple:
SasuSaku (of couse Sasuke doesn't come anywhere near any other girl)
NaruHina (how can no one see it)
Couples which I don't really care for:
ShikaIno or ShikaTema (they just seem like they look good together)
NejiTen (I guess)
What I think about...
Naruto: really funny, dedicated, and overall great character
Sasuke: HOT! cold and emotionless but that is so freaking cool! starts drooling Ahh...Sasuke!
Sakura: she really does try so she's a good character
Shikamaru: smart and lazy but I'm lazy too so who am I to say anything
Neji: Hot, and cool
Hinata: really nice and shy
Ino: eh, she's okay I guess but sometimes she really nags a lot
Temary: kick ass kunoichi, really cool
Gaara: creepy at first but really cool now
Kunkuro: no offence but he needs to change the way he dresses
Rock Lee: funny and hard worker
Shino: creepy bug guy (did I mention I hate bugs)
Kiba: hot when he takes his hoodie off
Tenten: I really haven't gotten to know her
Tsunade: strong, short temper, and cool
Jiraiya: perv. but cool and sometimes funny. Even though it showed in the Manga that he died, I'm hoping he will somehow come back.
Kakashi: perv but cool
Shizune: nags too much sometimes
Itachi: killed the whole Uchiha Clan. I hate to tell you I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO. Itachi is NOT evil. He may not be as hot as Sasuke, but he's cool!
Orochimaru: CREEPY so I'm not even going there.
Kabuto: GAY and he needs to get a life (This is something I imagine him saying: "Ok let's pretend I'm straight for one minute..." minute passes. "Woah that was scary")
let's see... who am I forgetting?
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Favorite Naruto line:
When does a ninja strike? A ninja waits when the time is right. When the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lay forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the time for a ninja to strike.
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day longWhen I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me.
Child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!
Random Stuff: (not that anyone is actually interested)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe)PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Emo Marionette Bella-chan, Sakura4eva, Sanin Sakura
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Favorite Quotes from random websites: (read them some are really funny)
"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."
"If at first you don't success, redefine success."
"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"
"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."
"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"
"Survival. What a drag."
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast."
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"
"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!"
"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."
"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"
"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”
"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."
"You, off my planet."
“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If you die, I'll kill you!
A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Don't steal, the government hates competition
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".
"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
homework is killing trees, stop the madness!
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Evil beware, we have waffles.
Join the dark side...We've got cookies!
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."
"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."
-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-
What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!
I used up all my sick days so i called in dead.
I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.
If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style.
Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen
The silent ones are always the deadliest.
I’ll be dead before I die.
And I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid,
Mom Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, kerapal bubbles , Sanin Sakura
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If
They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For
Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."
8 . Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!,
I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity... Its Called ... therapy
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
Lol...I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it...
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
uh...that's it! (Man I'm addicted)
YOU Know You are obssesed to anime when...
1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
30. When you get a crush on an anime character.
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