Why, Hello! What can I do for you on this fine, depressing, cold, rainy, day?

Name: Maya

Age: 13.

Echolocation: I live...hm? I'm not sure? I think it's somewhere in the Pacific, however.

PPSS: This is one of the greatest Maximum Ride trailers out there. I DIDN'T MAKE IT I JUST WATCH IT EVERY DAY SO YOU NEED TO TOO!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLPLsowWeeU

PPPSSS: This is one of the best Mortal Instruments vids... v=wrLrIuLQ9XE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF0bf1WP_I&feature=channel

HEY!! You!! With the face!! I have changed my pen name to MAYA CYDNEY!! I USED To BE santaclausrules18 BUT I WANTED A NEW NAME!! YAY!!

What's Going Up

La la la la laaaaaa...Di da...

Mkay... On Thanksgiving Break FINALLY!! A week off... Ah, love Georgia... Yeah, right.

La la la... More Info on What's Up

08.17.09

Blleeaahh... I have a cold... sniffles A sore throat if you want to get technical. There is nothing in this world that I hate more than a sore throat. Well, actually there is a lot of stuff that I hate more than sore throats, but for the purposes of this conversation, sore throats top the list. see below I have too much fricking homework from my sadistic teachers, so I can't stay home, and even if I could I wouldn't be able to. Why, you ask? BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS A PYSCHOTIC RAVING LUNATIC, THAT'S WHY YOU BRAIN-DEAD MORANS!! Ignoring that last part, I take my leave.

08.16.09

La la la la la la la la la... I... Hate... Homeeeeeeework...

08.15.09

I hate my team. I hate my teachers. I hate the students. I hate my bus.I hate the principal. I hate the lunches. I hate the midgit sixth graders. I HATE MY SCHOOL!! scowling Actually, I hate school in general, but the mini-rant sounds much cooler than that.

09.10.09

~Sigh~ Nothing's really going on except for the fact that I freaking failed my language arts test. xD Break is next week so yay! Bro is going to the hospital on Wednsay, though so I'm either staying with friend's, going to South Carolina, or going with my mom and brother... Blleeaahh...

11.22.09

La di da... Officially on Thanksgiving Break. I'll be going to South Carolina on Tuesday and will have to have up at freaking 7:00 in the friggin morning. >:(

My Favorite Pairings ~~

Maximum Ride: Max/Fang Iggy/Nudge Nudge/Omega Iggy/Ella Fang/Angel

Harry Potter: Hermionie/Draco Hermione/Ron Harry/Ginny Harry/Luna

The Mortal Instruments: Jace/Clary Simon/Maia Alec/Magnus

Pirates of the Caribbean: Will/Elizabeth

The Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta

Impulse: Tony/Vanessa

CHERUB: James/Kerry James/Joanna

Put your iPod on shuffle and copy down the song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening Credits: U + Ur Hand by Pink YAY!!

Waking Up: Shut Up and Let Me Go by The Ting Tings It's weird because this morning, this is what I woke Up to

First day of school: A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton I love this song!!

Falling in love: Over My Head by The Fray oh thats just lovely :P

Fighting: Snow White Queen by Evanescence Yeah BABY!! wait... thats not good...

Breaking up: Not That Kind of Girl by Jojo Eh...

Driving: Breakdown I am now seriously worried...

Flashback: Walking Disaster by Sum 41 okay... now were on to something...

Mental Breakdown: You're Not Sorry by Taylor Swift (CSI remix) okay... I'm starting to believe you now...

Getting back together: I'm With You by Avril Lavigne cool... love this song too!!

Wedding: Sweet Sacrifice by Evanesence and who did I marry? Hades?

Birth of a child: Daughters by John Mayer awww... a normal one FINALLY!!

Final battle: Take My Hand by Simple Plan now THATS what I'm talking about!!

Death scene: Forgotten by Avril Lavigne my god what did I DO!?

Funeral: Memories by Within Temptation YAY!!

End credits: Wanted by Holly Brook sweettt...

All I Have To Say Is That I Am Not Looking Forward To Meeting My Future Husband...

My favorite books are... Perfect Chemistry, The Last Dance at the Frosty Queen, The Last Dog on Earth, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Hunger Games, The Prophecy of the Stones, Everlost, Flipped, Hoot, Miracle on 49th St., Ophelia, Where The Heart Is, Someone Like You, Copper Sun, Life As We Knew It, Scribbler of Dreams, Hacking Harvard, Impulse, Identical, Burned, The Book Theif and A Room With a Zoo. Pluss... So Yesterday, and Evermore. Not to mention the Gemma Doyle Trilogy. Anndd... The Notebook and the Wedding.

My favorite book series are...Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Young James Bond, Morganville Vampires, House of Night, Drama High, Alex Rider, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and CHERUB. plus MORTAL INSTRUMENTS!! Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Vampire Academy, Midnighters, and looaaddss more.

The books that I am currently reading are... I Know This Much is True by Wally Lamb, Carpe Corpus by Rachel Caine (sixth book in Morganville Vampires) The Very Ordered Existence of Merilee Marvelous, Deep and Dark and Dangerous, Paradise Lost, and Elijah of Buxton.

IF IGGYS YOUR FAVY LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My feet. don't ask me why, because I have no clue
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? It's gray with Redskins on it (Go Redskins!)

3. Do you plan outfits? Yeppers.
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Pretty good, kind of hungry though...
5. Whats the closest thing to you that's red? My nails. Just painted them red..
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? I don't frickin' KNOW!?
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I became bug Queen and ruled happily until I was killed by a giant fly swatter.

8. Did you meet anybody new today? Nope
9. What are you craving right now? Gum... Extra's Strawberry Banana to be exact

10. Do you floss? Last time I tried, I damn near killed myself, so no. I . Do. Not. FLOSS.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Spinach. Which makes me think of green beans, which makes me think of dinner, which makes me think of Thanksgiving.
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? Maybe four years ago
13. Are you emotional? When ever I get really really mad, I start to cry, but that's because I'm a weirdo and when I'm angry I cry. So I guess yeah.
14. Would you dance to the taco song? Not likely even if I knew what it was...
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Unfortunately, yes.
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I don't know. I eat it
17. Do you like your hair? Yeah, but I want blue highlights
18. Do you like yourself? When compared to the other idiots who occupy the planet, I like myself just fine.
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? No.
20. Do you like cottage cheese? No! It reminds me of mold.
21. What are you listening to right now? Over my Head by The Fray
22. How many countries have you visited? NOWHERE! growls
23. Are your parents strict? Not really
24. Would you go sky diving? YEAH! Especially if I wasn't supposed to... LOL
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Why would I do that!?
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? If they were bad potatoes.
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?My fork
28. Have you ever been in a castle? Nope.
39. Do you rent movies often? Eh, not really.
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? No one sits behind me but I sit next to Tyree, and behind Claire and Tessa
31. Have you made a prank phone call? To the pizza place and we were charged 5.00 extra because of it.

32. Do you own a gun? If I did you wouldn't be asking me this question.
33. Can you count backwards from 74? If I really wanted to, but since I never would want to, no.
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? Mother, brother, dog named dexter, dog named Macy, cat named Yoki, and The One And Only Maxamanium!! (who is sometimes called a dog)
35. Brown or white eggs? white
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? no
37. Ever been on a train? Yes
38. Ever been in love? Uhh... no.
39. Do you have a cell-phone? Instinct, because my mother ran over my last phone lol
40. Are you too forgiving? I don't forgive people. I remember how and when you wronged me and will remind you of it on your death bed. So no, I'm not too forgiving.
41. Do you use chap stick? Everyday
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Hmm... I don't know. I'll ask
43. Can you use chop sticks? No.
44. Ever have cream puffs? Yes and it was rotten in the middle.
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Not sure I really want to.
46. What was the last question you asked? Was your head always that big, or did it grow over night?

48. What was the last CD you bought? Idk
49. Boys or girls? Boys... drools Hot sexy boys that have a name beginning with I and ending with Y, with some G's in the middle. One... Maybe two...
50. What is your bus number for school? 08-26
51. Is your hair curly? When it gets wet, but other than that, I don't really know.
52. Last time you cried? Last week.

53. Ever walked into a wall? Too many times to count.
54. Do looks matter? Sometimes.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Yes
56. Have you ever slapped someone? Uh... YEAH!? What part of nasty, cruel, evil-hearted bitch do you NOT get?
57. Favorite time of the year? I don't know. They all suck LOL
58. Favorite color? The color of the sky at night. You know, that deep almost black, almost blue?
59. Are you sarcastic? Of course not! How could you think such a horrendous thing of me? Yes, I'm sarcastic you boob.
60. Do you have any tattoos? No.
61. The last person you held hands with? I don't know
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? No. It freaks me out and gives me some weird-ass nightmares and dreams.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? God, yeah!
65. Do you like your life right now? Yeah, I guess. I've had better lol
66. How often do you talk on the phone? Maybe once a day.
67. What is your favorite animal? Monkeys, or dogs. Sometimes cats.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? Carpe Corpus (sixth book in Morganville Vampire series)
69. Do you have good vision? I can't see worth shit.
70. Can you hula hoop? No.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? After I bitch slap him? ...eh, still no.
72. Do you have a job? no
73. Can you handle the truth? Depends. How fast can you run?
74. What are you wearing? Sweats and a tank top.
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Unfortunately, yes.

Favourite Quotes:

The only cure for writer's block is insomnia. ~Merit Antares

When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing. ~Enrique Jardiel Poncela

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. ~Baltasar Gracián

Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum. ~Graycie Harmon

A writer and nothing else: a man alone in a room with the English language, trying to get human feelings right. ~John K. Hutchens

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. ~Isaac Asimov

Easy reading is damn hard writing. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there. ~Thomas Berger

For your born writer, nothing is so healing as the realization that he has come upon the right word. ~Catherine Drinker Bowen

Neither man nor God is going to tell me what to write. ~James T. Farrell

There are many reasons why novelists write – but they all have one thing in common: a need to create an alternative world. ~John Fowles

Forget all the rules. Forget about being published. Write for yourself and celebrate writing. ~Melinda Haynes

Close the door. Write with no one looking over your shoulder. Don't try to figure out what other people want to hear from you; figure out what you have to say. It's the one and only thing you have to offer. ~Barbara Kingsolver

My purpose is to entertain myself first and other people secondly.~John D. MacDonald

Writing is the best way to talk without being interrupted.~Jules Renard

Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else. ~Gloria Steinem

Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it.~Jesse Stuart

I can’t help but to write, I have a inner need for it. If I’m not in the middle of some literary project, I’m utterly lost, unhappy and distressed. As soon as I get started, I calm down.~Kaari Utrio

Real Quotes:

Gravity works against me ~ Mr. Nello MR. NELLO RULES!!

Magnus Bane is like the gay best friend you never had! -Me

~You're a weirdo! -me

~You're wrong! - addison

~You're a weirdo! -me

~You're wrong! - addison

I SAID YOU'RE A WEIRDO! -me

AND I SAID YOU'RE A FREAK! - addison

~~~silence~~~~~

whispered: You're still a weirdo -me

Hey, you're kind of short -me

~given finger~

No offense, short people are awesome! I personally hate tall people! -me

Ew! I hate you 'cause you're TALL!-me yelling at Jonny

Ookkaayy... -Jonny

In church

~Are ya'll hot? 'Cause it is hot in here ~ Pastor Williams

~CALLED OUT~ That's the Holy Spirit!

~ No, that's the heat, don't know what you talking 'bout... ~Pastor Williams

~ I got a one hundewed! ~Caroline

~Me - laughing

~Are ya'll speaking Chinese? ~ Jasmine

~What the hell? ~me

Me~ Why'd you bring a teddy-bear to school?

Jasmine~ Because I'm cold

Me~ I still don't see why you need the bear

Caroline~ Why does she have a teddybear?

Me~ I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out

Jasmine~ Because I'm cold!

Caroline~ So you brought a bear?

Addison~ She brought a bear to school?

Me~ A teddy-bear fool

Addison~ Why?

Caroline~ We don't know!

Dylan~ Why do you have a teddy-bear at school?

Jasmine~ BECAUSE I'M COLD!

Caroline~ Then bring a jacket, you loser

In Drama. Me and Michelle acting

Michelle~ Hi

Me~ What do you want?

Michelle~ I'm Michelle

Me~ I don't care.

Michelle~ What's your name?

Me~ Why do you want to know?

Michelle~ Do you want to be friends?

Me~ No!

Michelle~ Okayy...

Me~ Can the bus come?

1. Your real name: Maya

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Yamax (haha i love this. This is what I'm going to change the name on my birth certificate too ;)

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Mayizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Turqouise Monkey

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Cydney Alexis Saphire (lol i have an awesome name)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): McC MA

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Volt

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Limehouse Callos (WTF!?) But i would use my mom's old middle name Maria Callos. BUT THAT' NOT RIGHT!?

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Maxamanium (yes, he does hate me when ever I call him that in front of his little doggy friends)

ThInGs I lOvE...

Good books

Notebooks, Rollerpoint pens, Nighttime, Stars, Thunderstorms

Names, Trees, Clouds, Pink lemonade, Hot chocolate

Libraries, Waking up early when no one but you is awake, Bookstores, Green Tea

THINGS I HATE

~Put Your Name Here~

My Favorite Characters (in no particular order) :

Iggy ~ Maximum Ride

Jasper Hale ~ Twilight

Maximum Ride ~ Maximum Ride

Fang ~ Maximum Ride

Bruce Norris ~ CHERUB

Sister Thelma Husband ~ Where The Heart Is

Arty Flood ~ The Last Dance At The Frosty Queen

Mary Boleyn ~ The Other Boleyn Girl

George Boleyn ~ The Other Boleyn Girl

Anne Boleyn ~ Th Other Boleyn Girl

Hermione Granger ~ Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy ~ Harry Potter

Luna (Loony) Lovegood ~ Harry Potter

Severus Snape ~ Harry Potter

Pansy Parkinson ~ Harry Potter ( Okay. In all actuality, I do not like Parkinson. But in some FF's she is awesome, so that is why she is up here)

Jace Wayland/Lightwood/Morgenstearn/Herondale ~ Mortal Instruments

Clary Morgenstern/Fray ~ Mortal Instruments

Alec Lightwood~ Mortal Instruments

Simon I can't remeber his last name ~ Mortal Instruments

Isabelle Lightwood~ Mortal Instruments

MAGNUS BANE~ Mortal Instruments

Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy (Jack is my absolute FAVORITE!)

Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look out for because you can never tell when they are going to do something incrediably stupid. ~ That is my favorite quote EVER by the Great Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the equally as Great Johnny Depp.

I'm happy today!! YAY!! I also need to get a new ruler because I broke my last one beating Addison up today

~shmiles~

Well,

I suppose

That that's about

It. Until next time

Hasta la Vista my friends!

And remember Una testa de cazi

Is Latin for dickhead! Just a little

Bit of info for you ignoramuses out there

Yeah, love ya'll too...

((--+~~x.x.x.M.C.x.x.x~~+--))