Alternative Angel - FanFiction.Net

Gender: Girl
Real Name: Like hell I'll tell you
Age: It's a number
Fave Colors: Silver, Midnight Blue, Black, White
Yaoi or Yuri: Yaoi all the way
Fave Music Groups: Skillet, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Paramore, Flyleaf, John Clapton, AFI, , Papa Roach, Santana, Jimmy Hendrix, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Nickleback, Green Day, Hinder, Creed, Black Sabbath, ACDC, Do As Infinity, BoA, V6, Every Little Thing
Fave Music Genres: Alternative (Read my username, stupid), Rock, and J-Pop (The only cheerful music you'll ever catch me with)
Hobbies: Reading, writing, reviewing, i chatting, drawing, playing music, listening to music, taking photos, taking personality quizzes on Quizilla, recording videos, arguing, emailing
Fun Facts: I have a cussing habit, I view the term 'bitch' as a compliment, I'm friends with gays & bisexuals ( I ain't one of 'em ), I have a strong dislike for humans (I can't hate, I pity them for being so blind), I hate politicians, I'm something of a hentai, I was robbed of my childhood
Fave Anime/Manga:
Inuyasha ( No. 1, THE BEST!!, fuck anyone who says other wise! ), Naruto ( No. 2, believe it! ), Yu Yu Hakusho (No. 3, if you have a problem with it then go die, shit-for-brains!), Bleach, Blood Plus, FLCL, Deathnote, Full Metal Alchemist, One Piece ( Yes, I know it's a bit young, but it's funny ), DNAngel, Angel Sanctuary, Vampire Knight, Hands Off (I love Yuuto's smothering Kotarou), Mamotte! Lollipop (My friend got me on it, not too mature, but good for helping remember what life was like at that age), Her Majesty's Dog, Wallflower (Sunako is awesome and great symbol for the insecure)
Fave Characters:
Kagome ( She's powerful, intelligent, kind, good-looking, tempermental, & usually a smart ass, SHE'S THE BEST!! )
Sesshoumaru ( Cold, strong, handsome, intelligent, silent, need I go on )
Bankotsu ( He's the leader of mercenaries, enough said )
Miroku ( The hentai rocks! )
Sango ( I love how she beats the shit out of Miroku )
Naruto ( He doesn't give up & doesn't back down, believe it! )
Itachi ( He had damn good reasons for killing his clan )
Pein ( Have no clue why, just do )
Hiei ( HE ROCKS, THE LITTLE BASTARD!! )
Kuronue (He's a thief, a pervert, and sees things that others are blind to)
Youko (He can be as cold as Sesshoumaru and as perverted as Kuronue, plus, he's the King of Thieves)
Kurama ( He's the only one who seems sane )
Ichigo ( He kicks everyone's ass )
Toshiro (He reminds me of myself at times)
Saya ( Hello, she carries a sword & wants to kill her sister can anyone say "AWESOME!" )
Hagi ( The hand is friggin cool )
Ed ( He's for the people, not the gov. )
Al (I wish bullets didn't affect me )
Zolo ( He can fight with three swords at once )
Luffy ( He's funny & in love with food, plus he's got a dream that he won't give up )
Daisuke ( He always tries his best & puts others before himself )
Dark ( Hello, he's a fucking awesome phantom thief )
Riku ( She ain't a girly girl & she doesn't fall for a guy just because he's hot )
Zero ( He's just cool )
Yuki ( I think it's that she views everyone as equal )
Haruko ( She's insane )
Tatsuki ( He'll protect Kotarou to the end, plus he's awesome to watch when he's upset )
Kotarou ( Dedicated, if not really naive )
Yuuto ( There's just something about how insightful and perverse he can be at the same time)
Zero ( He has endearing attitude )
Nina ( She brings out the best in people )
Kyohue ( It's his wild "screw the world attitude" )
Kyohei ( He's just the type of guy you can't help but like )
Sunako ( She's the symbol of independence )
Fave Pairings:
Inuyasha- Sess/Kag (I LOVE THIS PAIRING!! ( Sess/Kag is my top fave ), Inuyasha just isn't the best for Kagome) , Inu/Kag ( I sympathize with Inuyasha, and can see them together ), Ban/Kag ( He kills humans, she kills demons ), Nar/Kag ( Don't ask, read one once and now I'm hooked ), Mir/San ( Not even gonna bother )
Naruto- Kiba/Hin ( Have no clue ), Hin/Neji (What!? I think their cool together!), Lee/Ten ( No, I'm not on crack ), Ita/Gaa ( Two homicidal guys in love is just so angsty ), Neji/Naru (Belivers of destiny, just in different ways ), Ita/Naru ( Eh, two favorite characters together is okay in my book ), Neji/Gaa ( I blame Mewa for this one ), Naru/Gaa ( Two jinchuriki(sp?) against the world )
DNAngel- Daisuke/Riku ( Do I have to explain? )
Blood+ Hagi/Saya ( You're a dumbass if you can't figure it out )
Vampire Knight- Yuki/Zero ( They have an interesting relationship )
Crossovers- Itachi/Kag, Naruto/Kag, Negi/Kag, Kakashi/Kag, Hiei/Kag, Kuronue/Kag, Kurama/Kag, Youko/Kag, Kain/Kag, Kaname/Kag, Dark/Kag (Hey, I like Kagome. -shrug-)
Least Fave Pairings:
Mir/Kag, Koga/Kag ( he's too damn cocky, not to mention stupid ), Sesshoumaru/any one other than Kagome, Sakura or Ino/anybody, anybody/Risa (Face it, she's a spoiled brat), Kai/Saya, Kaname/Yuki
QUOTES
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed for it.
You have a new half-sister because your dad kept poking fun at Liz. -Carmon
Some people say, "I see dead people." Other people say, "I see stupid people." I say, "I see both."
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
To error is human, to seek revenge is divine.
"Awaken to darkness on this place we call Earth,
One vampire's bite brings another one's birth.
A vampire wakes with blood thirsty needs
On the warm rich sensation he feels when he feeds.
He stalks in the night like a disatrous beast,
"I had seen my becoming a vampire in two lights: The first light was simply enchantment... But the other light was my wish for self-destruction."
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'
"Light a candle for the sinners, set the world on fire... And what once was alive will soon be deceased.
So when the last bit of sunlight disappears from the sky,
You better watch out unless you want to die."
"A woman's heart is ocean deep with secrets."
Cut me open watch me bleed,
Feel the darkness just like me,
Cut to feel, cut to heal,
Make reality seem less real.
Hannibal Lecter: Would you ever say to me "Stop. If you love me, stop?"
Clarice Starling: Not in a thousand years.
Hannibal Lecter: "Not in a thousand years"... That's my girl.
Hannibal Lecter: "Given the chance, you would deny me my life wouldn't you"
"Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."
“Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.”
“Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.”
“Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't always assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter.”
"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'"
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
"No one is a virgin, the world screws us all."
"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."
"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it."
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."
"Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake
"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."-Hiei
"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."
"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"
"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough"
"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?"
"Just be yourself everyone else is taken."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilted,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head!
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk besides me either. Just leave me the hell alone!
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.
Fight crime: SHOOT BACK!
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. XD
If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.
A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We fucked uuuuuup."
To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother fucker.
Fuck 'em. And everyone else who can't see life for what it really is--a joke.
It takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it takes only four to raise my middle finger and say, "bite me, slut"
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!"
I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?
Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
When in doubt, nuke it 'til it stops moving.
Most people:"Why don't you just give up?!" Me:"I never really learned how to!"
One of us will fall. The rest will point and laugh.
"If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."- Ron White
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.
If you know (a) video game characters (b) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think flamers should get a life and find a story they do like, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the lisT. kenShinroks2111, kingdomheartslovah, Unown To You, Oathkeepera, NarutoxSakura007, Alternative Angel
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile
If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Hanikamiya Mitsukai, AisoKaze, Alternative Angel
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have taken a practical joke to a whole other level, paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, cheeta922002, Alternative Angel
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, Elvira Duchess Of The Night, Alternative Angel
You know you're living in 2006 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I started to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am not a lesbian but i do feel sorry for the people who are bisexual or like their own sex. I feel that people should not discriminate people that are different. If thats what a person likes than others should deal with it or just keep their mouth shut and just walk on by.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.