| Alternative Angel |
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, and S.A. 11-11-09 Ack, I'm so sorry for everything that's been put on here! I've been working on personal things and have not paid any attention to my promises! I'll fix everything by Thanksgiving, I give my word. The writer's block has been lifted. Fair warning: I've changed a lot since I last wrote a chapter. Being a beta has mellowed me out, and I've become more mature about things. Mature enough to recognize that I am a Naru-chan fangirl, so I can't bash fangirls in general anymore. In fact, I'm stopping my bashing all together. (Except Sakura, old habits do die hard, after all.) Gender: Female Fave Colors: Silver, Midnight Blue, Black Yaoi or Yuri: Yaoi, all the way Fave Music Groups: Skillet, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Flyleaf, John Clapton, AFI, , Papa Roach, Santana, Jimmy Hendrix, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Nickleback, Green Day, Hinder, Creed, Black Sabbath, ACDC, Do As Infinity, BoA, V6, Every Little Thing Fave Music Genres: Alternative, Rock, J-Pop, etc. (Basically, anything that doesn't fall under Pop, Hip-Hop, or Rap) Hobbies: Reading, writing, reviewing, walking in the rain, i chatting, drawing, playing music, listening to music, taking photos, taking personality quizzes on Quizilla, recording videos, arguing, emailing Facts: I have a hard time remembering that my family disapproves of me cussing (Tch, hypocrites...), I'm friends with gays & bisexuals ( I ain't one of 'em ), I have a strong dislike for humans (Hating is a human thing, I won't lower myself to their level), I'm sort-of a pervert (I do not peek on people when they're changing, or anything like that. I just read a lot of stuff that ain't exactly appropriate for people under 16/18), my childhood wasn't the greatest. Stuff That Irks Me: Racists (and I'm talking about ALL races.), hypocrites, books with similar crap to Chicken Soup For Teen Soul (That stuff is a bunch of positive-thinking bullshit.), the color pink, yellow and light purples, clothes that shouldn't even be considered clothes with all of the skin that's showing, people who think they're better than others, and people who wear make-up almost every single day. Anime/Manga That I'm Into: Naruto, Inuyasha, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Blood , FLCL, Deathnote, Full Metal Alchemist, One Piece, DNAngel, Angel Sanctuary, Vampire Knight, Hands Off (I love Yuuto's smothering Kotarou), Mamotte! Lollipop, Her Majesty's Dog, the Wallflower, Ouran High School Host Club, Shugo Chara! Fave Characters: -Inuyasha- Kagome/ Sesshoumaru/ Bankotsu/ Miroku -Naruto- Naruto/ Itachi/ Gaara/ Kakashi/ Jiraiya/ Shikamaru/ Nagato/ Minato Namikaze -Yu Yu Hakusho- Hiei/ Kurama -Bleach- Ichigo/ Toshiro/ Byakuya/ Renji/ Urahara, Kisuke (I'm putting his full name because I can't decide which to call him) -Blood +- Saya/ Hagi -Full Metal Alchemist- Ed/ Al/ Roy -One Piece- Zolo/ Luffy -DNAngel- Daisuke/ Dark/ Satoshi/ Takeshi -Vampire Knight- Zero -Hands Off!- Tatsuki/ Kotarou/ Yuuto -Mamotte! Lollipop- Zero/ Ichi -Her Majesty's Dog- Kyohue -The Wallflower- Kyohei/ Sunako/ Takenaga -Shugo Chara!- Amu/ Ikuto/ Nagihiko/ Kukai -Kingdom Hearts- Sora/ Riku/ Roxas/ Axel/ Demyx -Fruits Basket- Kyo/ Yuki/ Shigure/ Ayame/ Hatsuharu/ Hatori Fave Pairings: Inuyasha- Sess/Kag (I LOVE THIS PAIRING!! Sess/Kag is my first love.), Inu/Kag, Ban/Kag, Nar/Kag Naruto- HinaNeji (I'm not a fan of incest, but they're cousins, so it's not as bad. Siblings is where I draw the line.), LeeSaku, ItaGaa, NejiNaru, ItaNaru, NejiGaa (I blame Mewa for this one.), GaaNaru, SasuNaru, SaiNaru, KakaNaru, KyuuNaru DNAngel- Dark/Daisuke, Satoshi/Daisuke, Krad/Daisuke Blood+ Hagi/Saya Vampire Knight- Yuki/Zero Shugo Chara!- Amuto Kingdom Hearts- RikuSora, AxelRoxas Fruits Basket- Kyo/Tohru, Yuki/Kyo, Hatsuharu/Rin, Hatsuharu/Kyo, Hatsuharu/Tohru Crossovers- Itachi/Kagome, Naruto/Kagome, Neji/Kagome, Kakashi/Kagome, Hiei/Kagome, Kuronue/Kagome, Kurama/Kagome, Youko/Kagome Youko/Naruto, Sesshoumaru/Naruto, Naraku/Naruto, Adult Shippou/Naruto, Inutaisho/Naruto, Kuronue/Naruto (-laughs- Inuyasha, Naruto, and Yu Yu Hakusho are really the only anime/manga that I think can crossover with each other.) Least Fave Pairings: Sesshoumaru/Sango, Kikyo, or Rin (Dear God, that's sick!), Kai/Saya, Kaname/Yuki (Damn you, Kaname!), SasuSaku, NaruSaku (Kishimoto-sensei had better watch himself...), any pairing with Naruto as seme, ItaSasu, Tadamu, any pairing where Sora is seme QUOTES "If you have never thought about suicide, then you have never truly been in love." "If you have never contemplated murder, then you have never experienced divorce."- Christopher Titus, Love Is Evol "Hi, we're America! We build monster trucks for fun! We invented the most efficient fuel to go over 200 mph because... well, we were born! Piss us off and see what we build!"- Christopher Titus, World Tour "You just don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"- Kakashi Hatake, Naruto "What kind of sick and twisted logic makes you believe that it's always the boyfriend's fault?!"- Tony Danozo, NCIS "The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me."- Jace, City of Bones (The Immortal Instruments) "Appearance... honor... I don't have time for that ridiculous old-fashioned thinking."- Gaara, Naruto (-punches air- You go, Gaara!) "Then you'll see the world as it is- infinite." "It funny how your father gets upset at you for the color of your clothes, but he doesn't make nearly as much of an issue about the color of your sister's boyfriends."- My mother (God bless you, Ma) Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed for it. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. To error is human, to seek revenge is divine. "Awaken to darkness on this place we call Earth, "I had seen my becoming a vampire in two lights: The first light was simply enchantment... But the other light was my wish for self-destruction." When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!' "Light a candle for the sinners, set the world on fire... And what once was alive will soon be deceased. "A woman's heart is ocean deep with secrets." Cut me open watch me bleed, Hannibal Lecter: Would you ever say to me "Stop. If you love me, stop?" Hannibal Lecter: "Given the chance, you would deny me my life wouldn't you" "Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over." “Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.” “Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.” “Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't always assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter.” "A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman." "A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'" "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" "No one is a virgin, the world screws us all." "It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me." "Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it." "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." "Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake "There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."-Hiei "You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me." "If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!" "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same" "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car." "Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough" "They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?" "Just be yourself everyone else is taken." "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it. "Roses are red, Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk besides me either. Just leave me the hell alone! Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot. Fight crime: SHOOT BACK! It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE. If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. XD If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em. A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We fucked uuuuuup." To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother fucker. Fuck 'em. And everyone else who can't see life for what it really is--a joke. It takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it takes only four to raise my middle finger and say, "bite me, slut" Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..." A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!" I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions? Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it. When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate. When in doubt, nuke it 'til it stops moving. Most people:"Why don't you just give up?!" Me:"I never really learned how to!" One of us will fall. The rest will point and laugh. "If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."- Ron White 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile. If you know (a) video game characters (b) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think flamers should get a life and find a story they do like, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the lisT. kenShinroks2111, kingdomheartslovah, Unown To You, Oathkeepera, NarutoxSakura007, Alternative Angel If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Hanikamiya Mitsukai, AisoKaze, Alternative Angel If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have taken a practical joke to a whole other level, paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, cheeta922002, Alternative Angel Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl, Elvira Duchess Of The Night, Alternative Angel You know you're living in 2006 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am not a lesbian but i do feel sorry for the people who are bisexual or like their own sex. I feel that people should not discriminate people that are different. If thats what a person likes than others should deal with it or just keep their mouth shut and just walk on by. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. | |||||||||||
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