BakaMattSu
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since: 12-25-01, id: 143789
Author has written 7 stories for Saber Marionette J.
Wowee! There's options hidden in here! Isn't that just amazing...er...wha?
Bio? You mean, people actually click your name and they see this stuff I'm typing?
This too? Right...here?

clears throat, looking around in slight paranoia, then taps the microphone (okay, 'types' the microphone, you happy now?!)*

Heyo, everybody, uh...nice weather we're having, uh, right? *thinks to self "you idiot! The weather's different all over the world!"*

So, uh, where should I begin? Ummm...the name's BakaMattSu, but I guess you could already
tell that, huh? I'm one of those Anime fans...y'know, those people who are fans, but not just fans, but fans of Anime...

someone coughs in the silent room*

Anyway, uh, I wasn't really prepared with a speech or anything, *faces goes red, in fact, I was
just poking around after logging in...and ended up here...lessee...AH!

My name should be submitted to the international grammar police...but it does try to have some meaning...
I'll break it down for you:

"Baka" + "Matt" + "Tsu" = "Matt, the big idiot"

-Baka is a catch-all word encompassing "idiot", "jerk, or just plain "stupid"...
-Matt is my real given name
-Tsu, well, uh...I don't really have a reliable source on this, but I generally take it to mean "large"
-It's also a play on the Bakumatsu, or End of the Dynasty, in Japan...

Umm...what do I like? Stuff. I'm a Saber Marionette J obsessive (ask anyone I know ;))...

I have a mixed taste in music, I'd rather stay up all night than get up early in the morning,
I'm a poor college boy, I write for fun, and I'm one day going to actually amount to something! (AT least I think so...)

So, uh, sorry to all you who came for a real good Biography, but got whatever this is...

BakaMattSu, when people tell you not to push the big red button, maybe it's a good idea to listen to them...


1. Perfect? reviews
A sequel of sorts to The Long Night. A machine longs for the love of one man, and decides it is time to make it known to him.
Saber Marionette J - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-05
2. Forbidden Fruit reviews
This is a telling of the events leading up to what Terra II residents now refer to in history as the Mesopotamia Disaster. A space colony searches for a new home, with Earth behind them. Delve into the minds of the men whose genes will father the future.
Saber Marionette J - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-04
3. Saber Marionette J vs M reviews
This story arc follows up the original television series, and happens prior to J Again. Most recent episode: Fated Job Search. Summary: When Otaru starts working more than usual, his marionettes decide to get jobs of their own...
Saber Marionette J - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-02
4. Survivor: Terra II » reviews
It starts. Sixteen familiar cast members in a not-so-familiar-but-overly-done scenario. Thirty-something days. One million dollars. One ultimate survivor. Who will it be? The fourth episode makes it's overdue appearance...
Saber Marionette J - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,693 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-16-02 - Published: 1-21-02
5. Self-Insert" reviews
This improv was the result of a boring night and three obsessive fans (myself, BlueFiragaCarter, and Lady Aoi). Pepito, from Earth, suddenly finds himself in Otaru's Apartment on Terra II. The first secene ends in Conga...
Saber Marionette J - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-02
6. The Long Night reviews
Faust is forced to evaluate his officers after he receives a report of his disliking...
Saber Marionette J - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-28-01
7. Even more Christmas Carols....*ducks tomatoes* » reviews
A few christmas carols to get me understanding how works...:)
Saber Marionette J - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-01